The Inner Workings of My Twisted Mind
Just little ole me out here telling it like it is! I may have a crude way putting it, but I call it as I see it. If you don't like the unique language used to describe Obama and Pelosi, then perhaps you don't belong here. I worked in a max security prison for over ten years. The word F Word was most commonly used as a comma or a break in a sentence. My twisted sense of humor was cultivated from within those walls of that prison. When you piss off the Captain and get sentenced to six months of "Booty Duty", you tend to come out of it not quite so right in the head but educated in what makes an asshole an asshole and how to tell one from the other and distinguish the ass from the hole in the ground. I must say, it's nice to be back!I realize that I have been away from my duties for sometime. I am currently nursing a knee injury and sitting at the computer for any length of time tends to be painful…At work, I can put my leg up, but at home, our computer desk is not situated where I can do that.
I am having surgery on the knee late in May and hopefully will return once I have healed.
Second time under the knife for the same knee. Hopefully it will be the last.
Granted, George W. Bush was not the most gifted speaker in the world but as we have come to learn, Dubya was better off the cuff speaker then the Obamessiah and has proven himself incompetent and inept when without it.
TOTUS has it’s own blog now! He even has his own Twitter page and FACEBOOK profile!
Reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the voice of the Leader of the Free World.
We’ve heard over and over and over again what a brilliant speaker the Obamessiah is. Fact is, he speaks well when it is prewritten, and prepared by someone else and is scripted for him and broadcasted to the screen before him. Pull back the curtain and you’ll find the likes of George Soros pulling Obama’s strings and feeding him his lines.
Could you have imagined Obama trying to speak to America as President Bush did after 9-11 with that bullhorn and without his trusty teleprompter? He would have referred to the NYC Firemen as waterheads and bumbled through how we need to understand the needs and feelings of the Islamic Terrorists who committed those horrible acts. Does Obama have my confidence? Absolutely not.
Watching Obama speak without his teleprompter is like watching the special olympics!
I couldn’t help but have a little fun at the expense of our , er, uh, uh, er, President.
Been laid up the last couple of days with a bum knee and today I get to go to Detroit shopping with my wife for the upcoming holiday of Pesach (Passover). Unfortunately, not much Kosher shopping available where I live so we have to drive 3 hours to get the good stuff.
Been a rough week at work too. I work for a bank and like many other banks, we’ve been reducing credit limits on HELOC’s (Home Equity Line Of Credit) due to falling home prices and not wanting people to borrow more then what their home is worth. Unfortunately people don’t see it that way and there is this sense of entitlement that people have toward money that does not even belong to them.
Time to hop in the shower and get dressed for Detroit!
A movie that shows the good side of the war in Iraq. The side that Obama and his friends don’t want you to know about. I wish the douchebags in Hollyweird made movies like this again. Movies that make you stand up and say, “America, fuck yeah!”
For more information please visit: www.brothersatwarmovie.com.
Now showing in Washington, D.C.; Chicago, IL.; Warrenville, IL; Arlington, VA; Columbus, GA; Fayetteville, NC; and Jacksonville; NC.
Opening soon in Akron, OH; Cleveland, OH; Augusta, GA; Clarksville, TN; Dayton, OH; Decatur, IL; Killeen, TX; Monterey, CA; Newport News, VA; Norfolk, VA; San Antonio, TX; San Diego, CA; Savannah, GA; and Tacoma, WA.
From Afghanistan Shrugged: I shoot you because I care
Dear Mr Taliban (ACM, AAF, Booger Eater, EOP, Bad Guy or whatever),
Over time I’ve received emails and comments on this blog that I’m insensitive to your culture. Evidently, I should endeavor to be more tolerant and politically correct in my quest to kill you with every means at my disposal.
After much self reflection I’ve seen the error in my ways and thought I’d write you a brief note to apologize for my actions and those of my compatriots in Team Vampire. I now see how my attempts to incinerate, ventilate and generally cause mayhem could possible hurt your feelings and offend your sensibilities. For that I apologize.
First, let me complement you on the bunker complex that we saw the other day. It seemed very nice and looked like you’d chosen wisely on the size. It appears to me that you didn’t overextend yourself financially building it. That’s great! I also hope that you didn’t use a subprime lender or an adjustable rate mortgage. This should alleviate any issues in the future about defaulting; having to walk away from the bunker complex.
The downside is that you selected this outstanding piece of real estate to launch rockets at American and Afghan soldiers. Thus, I had to destroy it. Maybe we should have served you with a notice to vacate but that didn’t seem prudent at the time. Really if you want to blame someone it should be the Air Force as they’re the ones that actually dropped the bombs. But, seeing as I’m a personal accountability guy I’ll take the blame for it. Sorry.
It’s a great blog, check it out!
Jimmy Carter at the White House…What could possibly go wrong???
Jimmy Carter took time out of his busy schedule of helping Islamic Terrorists kill Jews to visit President Barack Hussein Obama and kiss the ring of the Moonbat Messiah.
From CBS News:
Former President Jimmy Carter was seen at the White House this morning, where he spent about 90 minutes in the West Wing – most of it with National Security Adviser Jim Jones, reports CBS News White House correspondent Mark Knoller.
Mr. Carter’s press secretary said Carter received a "private briefing … as he has had with past administrations."
The White House added that President Obama briefly greeted Mr. Carter during the visit, reports Knoller.
Perhaps he wanted to congratulate Obama on his $101,332 bonus from AIG in the form of political contributions.
I can picture Obama and Carter having a pissing contest to see just who is the biggest failure….”I am. No, I am. No really, I am……”
One can only imagine the advise Jimmy can give on issues such as the Economy, National Security, Foreign Relations…..The possibilities are endless! Lord knows Carter set the bar pretty high in the field of FAILURE, but I have faith in the Obamessiah that he can surpass Carter and Fail in Epic Proportions.
I couldn’t help myself and had to have a little fun with the picture of Jimmah lurking around the Whitehouse.
Rumors are flying around Washington that Treasury Secretary Timmah Geithner is about to become yet another victim of Obama’s bus and be tossed under and offered up as a human sacrifice to the Liberal Messiah Barack Hussein Obama.
This is exactly what you get when you put a tax cheat in charge of taxpayer money….Epic Failure. I would have felt safer putting Bill Clinton in charge of a whore house.
From NewsBusters:
Is President Barack Obama’s administration showing hints it is losing confidence in Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner? CNBC’s Larry Kudlow said the signs are suggesting as much.
The host of "The Kudlow Report" said in an appearance with CNBC On-Air Editor Charlie Gasparino on his March 17 broadcast that a statement put out earlier today by the administration, and placed at the top of the Drudge Report, hinted this was the beginning of the end for Geithner.
"You know, statements out of the blue – statements like this are what I call a real bad leading indicator that Geithner’s time, days may be numbered," Kudlow said. "It may not happen in the next week, but it may happen."
The statement was made in relation to the Treasury Department’s handling of the brouhaha surrounding the $165 million in bonuses paid out to American International Group (AIG) executives, even though they were recipients of bailout money from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP).
The schmuck couldn’t even pay his own taxes and the Moonbat Messiah, who I think has been slurping his own koolaid, put Geithner in charge of our country’s tax dollars. Who is the bigger schmuck? The schmuck who cheated on his taxes or the schmuck who hired the tax cheat?
While the rest of us are struggling to pay the bills, the Moonbat Messiah, St. O’Bama is partying like it’s Sept 10, 2001 in the White House celebrating St. Patrick’s Day on the publics dime.
The Politico 44
A White House aide tells POLITICO44 that Obama (O’Bama?) will be hosting two St. Patrick’s Day bashes …
… at the White House Tuesday night.
The theme at the WH will be green all day. Starting at the top o the morning–or more like 11a.m. — Obama and Joe Biden will meet with the Taoiseach of Ireland in the Oval Office. A little while later, they’ll attend a Shamrock Ceremony in the Roosevelt Room.
After meeting with the Northern Ireland officials, Obama will travel to the Capitol where he will deliver remarks at Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s St. Paddy’s Day lunch.
I can’t wait to see the party Obama and his friends throw to celebrate Holocaust Remembrance day.
When it comes to “Obama Fingers”, the last thing I think about is something to eat. I’m thinking more along the lines of the Moonbat Messiah’s fingers in my pockets redistributing my hard earned money to deadbeat morons.
From Spiegle:
A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.
Many sales executives have drawn the same conclusion: What better poster child for hope than US President Barack Obama? There are Obama dolls, Obama T-shirts, Obama soap-on-a-rope. There is even Obama thong underwear on offer.
Not wanting to miss the boat, a German food company has now gotten into the act. Sprehe, a company that has all manner of frozen delicacies on offer, has come up with a new product it calls “Obama Fingers.” Far from being real digits, though, the “fingers” in question are “tender, juicy pieces of chicken breast, coated and fried,” as the product packaging claims.
Fried chicken, in other words. With a curry dip.
They are likely not to be Kosher, but Halal!
Personally, I’m trying hard to keep Obama’s fingers off what’s mine!
H/T Michelle Malkin
Which proves there are a lot of stupid people out there.
Freaking NEWSFLASH: Hey Captain O, you can do all the touchy feely include-people-by-name blah blah blah, and it does not change the fact: getting loans is number 2 in the line of problems for small business. Number 1 is problem getting customers to spend money. I can borrow money and hire a couple more people. What are they going to do? Dust shelves? Look at each other? Stand around? Captain O can spew his self-righteous indignation, but the fact is, we have a bad situation and he is still clueless. Here’s a guy who never studied economics, never ran a business, never met a payroll. But he thinks he is an expert. Pathetic.
This is the Hope & Change that Obama had in mind and perhaps the perfect metaphor for all those Obamabots slurping the Koolaid…….
Big surprise….An Obama supporter paints her car as a tribute to the Moonbat Messiah, and she has stopped making the payments. Is anybody besides me NOT surprised by this? I saw this coming the day AFTER the election.
From NewsBusters:
This story defines the phrase "the audacity of hope," but it probably won’t make the network news. Jennifer Hale of Scripps-Howard News Service reports on unemployed artist Jennifer Stone-Anderson of St. Petersburg, Florida, who used her free time to turn her car into a rolling artistic tribute to Barack Obama. The problem? She’s not making the payments:
Stone-Anderson missed her car payments in December, January and February and has started receiving calls from Chrysler. She has ignored them.
She said that Chrysler has the paperwork to repossess the car, and it’s really just a matter of the company finding it at this point. The car is hard to miss, but Stone-Anderson said she’s not worried about the company taking it.
"Barack says he’s an eternal optimist," she said. "We’re like minds."
It took Stone-Anderson four months of planning and two months of painting to transform the car from humdrum white to a vibrant montage of political art. The car’s vignettes call for change in areas such as recycling, alternative energy, breast cancer awareness and health care. In July, she even wrangled the novelty license plate "44 PREZ."
The Obamabot even reports that people scream obscenities at her work of art and that her dream is to sell the car so she can payoff Chrysler and …(this is the funny part, you;re going to love this)…….Buy a new car.
I’ll bet dollars to donuts this deadbeat Obamabot gets a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts?
I’m telling you, this shit would not have happened when George W. Bush was President. The dictators and thugs of the world smell fear and the stench is coming from the Big Pussy in the Oval Office.
From Flopping Aces:
And we have this report from RIA, the Russian news service: “Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has proposed to Russia using a Venezuelan island for temporary hosting of Russian long-range aviation, a top-ranking Russian Air Force official said Saturday.”
And from CNN: “Russia expressed interest in using Cuban airfields during patrol missions of its strategic bombers, Russia’s Interfax news agency reported.”
And from Bloomberg: “Russia could land strategic bombers at Cuban and Venezuelan airfields while conducting patrols, the head of the Russian strategic air force was quoted as saying by the Interfax news service.”
Every single blood thirsty piece of shit can see that Obama is weak and he’s what they’ve been waiting for all these years. Perhaps The Messiah may want to send Hillary back to Russia with that RESET button!
Bush was always polite and a gentleman when dealing with Putin, but the Russian Leader knew that Bush would not back down from a fight. Now we’re stuck with a gutless eunuch for the next four years who will jump like a sissy girl if Chavez, Putin or Castro says “boo”!
I found this barftastic picture of Rahm Emanuel getting all Nasty behind Nancy Pelosi and decided to have a little LOL fun with it.
And this schmuck was considered a “Moderate Muslim”. If he didn’t do it, then who did? The Jews? OMG, I forgot…It’s all Bush’s fault!
From Michelle Malkin:
The founder of a Muslim-American television station pleaded not guilty Friday to beheading his estranged wife.
Muzzammil “Mo” Hassan, 44, is charged with one count of second-degree murder for the Feb. 12 death of 37-year-old Aasiya Hassan at the offices of Bridges TV in the suburb of Orchard Park.
The Pakistani-born businessman, who has been in custody since reporting his wife’s death soon after it happened, remained held without bail.
“The proof of guilt in this case is strong,” prosecutor Colleen Curtin Gable told Erie County Judge Thomas Franczyk. She cited alleged admissions, forensic evidence and “strong motive evidence.” Aasiya Hassan was stabbed multiple times and decapitated less than a week after having her husband served with divorce papers.
…The case against Hassan is striking in its irony. Muzzammil and Aasiya Hassan launched the Bridges TV network in 2004, saying they wanted to counter negative stereotypes and media portrayals of Muslims.
I hope they give this asshole the needle! In prison, he’ll probably be recruited by Louie Farakkahn’s Rotten Fruit of Islam and rebranded as a Hometown Hero of some sorts.
I hope that justice prevails and he ends up sharing a cell with a cock strong sissy that force feeds his ass while licking peanut butter from Shakkah Zulu X’s ass crack. He may have started in prison with an asshole so tight he could shit in a coke bottle, but it won’t be long before he’s shitting in a washtub hitting the sides! Allah willing!
I saw this coming long time ago. The Moonbat Messiah has decided to abandon the term “Enemy Combatant” in reference to the Islamic Terrorists/Jihadis being held in luxury accomodations in Club Gitmo.
From Michelle Malkin:
Well, it was only a matter of time. The Obama administration has decided to abandon the term “enemy combatants” to describe the jihadi suspects at Guantanamo Bay. Makes sense. After all, Attorney General Eric Holder’s former law firm has been calling the Gitmo detainees by a different name for a while now: Clients.
Let the re-branding begin. Bucktown Dusty suggests the DOJ will start calling them “Undocumented Protagonists” ; suicide bombers will be “Next Life Enablers.” Send me your suggestions.
According to The One, it is a symbolic move to “breakaway from the past” (Barf)
I cannot wait to see what the new branding will be for these lowlife douchebags. Whatever will it be? Obama’s BFF’s, Friends of Obama, Community Organizers, ACORN workers, Obama’s Heroes, or my favorite….CAIR Bears or Dead Men Walking?
It’s going to be a long fucking four years of this bullshit!
While Barack Hussein Obama is busy building an even bigger legacy of failure then Jimmy Carter did in the 70’s, Islam’s most convenient dumbass has been busy writing yet another “It’s all the fault of the Jews” book.
From the Jerusalem Post:
Jimmy Carter does not apologize for the historically inaccurate and inappropriate use of the word "apartheid" to describe the security wall that has effectively prevented Hamas suicide bombers from killing and maiming Israelis in restaurants and discotheques. He does not acknowledge that it has saved countless lives.
But this should come as no surprise. As with his last book, Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid, Carter doesn’t even feign a balanced approach to the Arab-Israeli conflict in We Can Have Peace in the Holy Land. He ignores the fact that a majority of Palestinians still refuse to accept the existence of the State of Israel, while insisting that peace would be achieved if Jerusalem would simply accede to the demands of the Palestinians. And because Israel refuses to unilaterally take those steps, We Can Have Peace in the Holy Land is a 180-page harangue of the Jewish state.
Part of the problem is that Carter is a man who once enjoyed prominence as a peacemaker – he presided over the 1978 Camp David Accords between Israel and Egypt – but now lacks access to most of the power brokers in the Middle East. If one can somehow ignore the incessant snipes at Israel’s defense policies, the book reads like a tedious and depressing political diary of an elderly man who can’t quite remember where and when he misplaced his clout.
Poor, poor Jimmy. This poster child for “Fail” seems to think that people give a shit about his opinion on anything, let alone the Middle East. He handed Iran over to Islamic Terrorists on a silver platter and now he wants to surrender Israel to the Islamonazis. Up until Obama, Carter was one of the worst Presidents in American history, and with his continued Saudi funded anti Semitic tirades, he further plunges himself into the abyss of Irrelevancy.
I was a kid in 6th grade when Jimmy Carter became President in 1976. As a 12 yr old kid who’s main interest was Pheasant hunting and riding my bike, I remember oh so well surrender of our Embassy in Tehran to the Islamic Terrorists and Jimmy’s do nothing attitude that lost him the election in 1980 to perhaps the greatest President of the 20th century, Ronald Reagan. While the mullahs were laughing their asses off at Carter’s cowardice, they were shitting their pants when Reagan took the helm and was quick to surrender the hostages back to the United States.
I remember my Grandmother always saying the Jimmy Carter was a “good man”, but even then, I remembered him as a pussy. My adult memories of Jimmy will always be that of him as a Religious Bigot who never accepted responsibility for his short comings and decided instead to take the convenient road of blaming the Jews. In his old ages, he is not now, nor has he ever been an inspirational leader, he only inspires hatred not peace.
The latest Superpowers….Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama…Super Bitches!
I don’t know about you, but today I thought I felt a strange evil chill in the air and after finding out that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have decided to combine forces for the sake of women everywhere, I then figured out why my balls had this achy feeling.
From NewsBusters:
CNN correspondent Randi Kaye gushed over the “dynamic duo” of Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, whom she heralded as “a powerful duo — a duo women want on their side.” The two first ladies had made a joint appearance at President Obama’s announcement of the new White House Council for Women and Girls, and Kaye’s report, which aired on Wednesday’s Anderson Cooper 360, made it seem like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Kaye saved her most laudatory language for the two at the conclusion of her report: “Today was a good day to be a woman.”
Host Anderson Cooper introduced Kaye’s segment by labeling the two first ladies as “two of the most visible champions, perhaps, of women’s rights in the country.” A graphic accompanying Cooper on-screen proclaimed the “dynamic duo” of Obama and Clinton. During the rest of the report, another graphic applauded the “Obama-Clinton power duo.”
Men everywhere. Guard well your testicles! You know it cannot be good for us if these two bitches are combining forces and teaming up.
I know one thing….Bill Clinton probably has not had so much sex as he has since Hillary became Secretary of State and is out of the country for days on end and lord knows President Obama though sleepless as he has been, probably doesn’t have to wake up next that iceberg as often.
Mr. Small government Ron Paul is the GOP’s biggest Porker when it comes to earmark spending and after all of his screaming about smaller government he is nothing more then a hypocrite no different then Obama, Reid, Murtha, or Pelosi. Nothing more then a RINO as I long suspected he was.
From AoSHQ:
1) He is one of the biggest yellers about small government. I certainly don’t begrudge him that but…
2) Does such a yeller need to be the top Republican porker? Can’t he satisfy himself with being, say, in the middle third of earmarkers?
And of course:
3) It’s disappointing, because I’ve been told he’s the Only Man Who Can Save America.
The Texas congressman who is the darling of the Libertarian Right, has more earmarks in the pork-laden $410-billion spending bill than any other Republican.
That’s not according to the MSM, or the liberal blogosphere. That’s what Fox News is reporting.
In an interview Tuesday night with Fox News’ Neil Cavuto, Paul not only defended his own earmarks, he argued that every penny in the federal budget should be earmarked, to improve transparency.
I wonder if any of the earmarks for America’s Krazy Unkkkle was to payback the White Supremacists that supported him during his run for President?
As a life long American who loves this country with all of his heart, I would like to offer our friends on the other side of the pond a sincere apology for the inconsiderate actions of President Barack Hussein Obama for treating our oldest and most loyal ally so poorly when PM Gordon Brown visited our country recently.
Please understand that Barack Hussein Obama is a self centered, narcissistic schmuck who has no class, and shares his lack thereof with his equally self centered bride (of Frankenstein).
Though I would not blame you for turning our back on us, please see it in your heart to forgive us as a nation and remember that if the Messiah continues on the path he’s taken thus far, he will only be president for 4 yrs instead of 8 dreadful years.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Finally, a Hallmark Holiday for men!
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
