The Inner Workings of My Twisted Mind
I had been out sick recently with the flu which should explain my lack of posts the last couple of weeks. Feeling better now and finding time between taking care of the house and work is still hard to do, but I will still post at least a couple of times a week.He already has his head up his ass, I guess it was the obvious next step for the Ass Wipe In Chief.
H/T The crew over at Weasel Zippers
Jeezus H Fuckin Christ, what is this schmucks problem? He flies around the world so he can bow to other world leaders while behind his back they are laughing their asses off at Obama because of his desire to be gang raped by Despots, Dictators, Thugs and Terrorists.
While in Japan, he displayed his bitch like demeanor when he bowed to Japanese Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko upon arriving at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo on Saturday.
In contrast, a real man former Vice President Dick Cheney never bowed in the presence of the Japanese Emperor.
Those close to Obama have reported though that the only cocks sucked by Barack Hussein Obama belong to Michelle Obama and George Soros, the others he only holds in his mouth and fondles their balls enviously simply because Bill Clinton told him it’s not sex if holds the cock in his mouth, only if he sucks on it…Rahm Emanuel confirmed this for President Bitch Obama.
UPDATE: I just received word that the Obama camp is rather upset about being labled as being always on the receiving end or “Catcher” of the Cock, they would like to make it known that he does at time chose to be on the giving end or “Pitcher” but only when Chris Matthews or Keith Olberman cum over to play with Obama.
John Allen Muhammad, the Islamic Terrorist also known as the DC Sniper was executed last night by lethal injection.
I sincerely hope this pig fucking whore is suffering horribly within the inner most circle of hell alongside his fellow Jihadist who in the name of the Cartoon Like Prophet Muhammad declared war against civilized society.
May I also add that Muhammad was a member of the Nation of Islam who’s leader Louis Farrakkhan is closely associated to President Barack Hussein Obama’s pastor Jeremiah Wright.
AMF….Adios Mother Fucker!
We all know what happened this week at Fort Hood. Despite our State run Media sticking their heads in the sand, we all know what it was….It was an act of Islamic Terrorism plain and simple. I don’t care what you say about the mental status or lack thereof in the mind of Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the fact remains he is a Major in the US military who is Muslim and decided to carry out an act of Terrorism based on the fundamental beliefs of his religion.
Thanks to a brave female cop, this asswipe was eliminated from the equation with extreme prejudice but at the same time, he was DENIED access to the 72 virgins promised to him by the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad. Instead, the Islamotard in the vegetative state will lie paralyzed in a Prison hospital bed while a cockstrong faggot teabags his nuts across Nidal’s nose for the rest of his life.
YOU FAIL BITCH!
Thank G-d this brave woman was nearby when the Islamic Terrorist began his attack on our Soldiers….
She managed to cap the Muslim Terrorist before he was able to cause even more death and destruction despite her getting shot multiple times. She truly is a Hero.
And I would like to give a shout out to Chairman Zero who’s total lack of tact and dignity in the face of a tragic attack against American Citizens makes him come out as a huge douchebag shadowed only by the Islamoturd that killed 13 Americans…..This one’s for you Asshole……
I really have more use for tits on a bull then I do for Barack Hussein Obama. Truly he will go down in history as an Epic Failure surpassing even Jimmy Carter.
From Gateway Pundit:
The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel posted this photo essay showing the HUGE lines of people being forced to wait outside in the rain for flu shots.
Photo six is posted below- Mike O’Keefe brought a plywood sign, “Welcome to Government health care.
”Mike O’Keefe thinks a health care overhaul would lead to more long lines like the flu shot lines at Cedarburg High School.
Of course I had to put my own personal little touch on the picture…..
Those abs could use some work there Chewy!
Did you think I would pass this up?
Rep. Charles Rangel, chairman of the House Ethics Committee, is in trouble for not paying taxes on four or five income sources. In a House vote to censure him, all the Democratic representatives voted not to censure him.
A huge supporter of Barack Obama, this liberal douchebag will go down in history as a corrupt racist fucking asshole that defines the entire Democratic Party as a bunch of hypocritical assbags.
I know that I’m the last one to jump on the “Fuck with Chuck” bandwagon, but I still had to have a little fun with the leader of the Lizard Army and his band of Schmucks.
And now of course with his hard turn to the Left and his credibility as a Blogger has done a full swan dive header into the toilet, I can picture him as the Winner of the 2009 Darwin Award…..
This G-dless freak of nature who has embraced Darwinism would be the perfect winner of the Darwin Award based solely on the definition of the Award itself.
From the Urban Dictionary Definition of "Darwin Award":
The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin’s Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren’t expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don’t get first place, you’re just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.
I use to follow Charles and was a registered member of his Lizard Army, till he started attacking Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer and virtually everyone who didn’t share his opinion. He literally morphed into what he use to poke fun at. Now he is not only the butt of the joke within the Rightwing Blogosphere, he is in every essence the Asshole.
….Much like Keith Olberdouche and Tingles, Johnson has become another knob polishing cock holster for the Democratic Party. Instead of Evolving his blog, he jumped the evolutionary shark and de-evolved into a Drooling Liberal Fudge Pacing Weener.
Failed Presidential candidate Senator John McCain (R)ino is obviously not the biggest boob in his family….Turns out, his daughter has some nice Sweater Puppies that she’s been keepin under wraps till recently…..
Rumor has it they’re real and they’re magnificent and with cans like those, she’ll be able to screw more Conservatives then her father has.
This time with his Nobel Peace Prize and of course, I just had to Shit all over it!
I have to admit, this Dan Lacey guy really cracks me up with his shit. I just am not sure if he is mocking the messiah or is seriously in love with him, as in Tingles and Olberdouche type of love.
Remember the movie I Robot…..Cumming to a Town Hall Meeting near you to take away quality health care from you and your family….Michelle Obama, the actionless figure for emasculated liberal weenies everywhere….
From the State Operated Chicago Tribune:
Coming soon: a 6-inch plastic doll of Michelle Obama for $12.99, being billed as an "action figure."
Sculptor Jason Feinberg of Brooklyn, N.Y., who’s behind the dolls, admits the term "action figure" is used loosely. The first lady, after all, is featured in nothing more lethal than her trademark sleeveless dresses (and enviable biceps).
Buyers may choose from among the purple dress she had on when the Obamas shared their campaign "fist bump," the red-and-black number from election night in Grant Park, or the black-and-white floral frock she favored for her appearance on "The View."
Is anyone else besides me tired of hearing about this perfect example of a prolapsed uterus that is lacking in both talent and brains?
Other then in Obama’s vision of a welfare state, when did spreading your legs and popping out kid after kid become a talent?
Step aside Cindy Sheehan, dead kids no longer can propel you to the life of a rock star.
I saw this waste of sperm on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace. I was losing my mind as I watched the governor of Michigan with the worst state economy in the entire nation arguing with the governor of one of the most economicaly stable state governments in the country.
Personally, I have more use for tits on a boar hog then I have for this useless fucktard!
Chairman Zero, still flying high for winning an award he did not earn is rumored to be planning a trip on Air Farce One to accept an AVN Adult Video News Award posthumously for his mother for Best Retro MILF…..
Remember this Dear Leader….
Mamma Obama showin off dat booty!
Barack Obama and his Momma
Next up…The Heisman Trophy?
….doing absofuckinglutely not a fucking thing but fuck this fucking country the fuck up and kowtow to our fucking fuck fuck enemies and giving a few teleprompter aided speeches.
So with that being said, I couldn’t help but do my part to shit it up for Chairman Zero and splooge on the award.
and of course we couldn’t let this go without a few words from everyone’s favorite honkey hater…….
I can probably go out and find one at the bottom of a box of Frosted Flakes!
Once again the empty headed empty suit provides us with more laughs then a Nancy Pelosi & Barney Frank Porno movie.
These paintings of Obama just really make me laugh.
Was the Chairman’s teleprompter there to tell him what to say?
