John Kerry Gone Wild!

John Kerry Gone Wild, or is it Slut Boated?

John Kerry was photographed recently doing what appears to be his best Ted Kennedy impersonation.  “John Kerry, Reporting for booty, er I mean duty!”

John Kerry

From the folks over at HotAir:

Kerry’s office demanded TMZ.com change the way it was posting the matter.

“The caption on this TMZ gossip website is completely erroneous and insulting, and it should be immediately corrected. As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story,” said Kerry spokesperson David Wade.

See the girl in the front holding the red cup?  Let’s take a closer look at the drinking accessory being orally utilized by the Lurch’s young fan……

Penis Sipper Straw

Looks like John Kerry wasn’t the only dick attending this party!  I wonder who spilled the Ketchup on these antics?

Pimpin Like a Kerry!

“Gurls, did I ever tell you the story about the boat I road in ‘Nam??

Next To John Edwards, This is John Kerry's biggest fan!

If he was the typical Democrat he would drive one of those girls home, drive off a bridge and save himself. Then report it to the cops the next day like his old buddy Ted!

Lurch looks like he is in need of another Botox injection…A little long in the face, I would say.  Nancy Pelosi is probably hogging it all up to keep her face up while she works hard to save the planet.

And his buddy Barack Hussein Obama should be ashamed of him…Looks like this little shindig was exclusive to “Whites Only”.