Obama Waits Three Days To Comment On Islamic Terror Attack On United States

The President decided that it would cut into his busy vacation time of golfing, basketball and eating to comment on the attempted Islamic Terrorist attack in Detroit Michigan on Christmas day.

Christmas Day, 12/25/09 1832 hrs EST: “Mr. President, any comments about the terrorist attack on Christmas day?”

" Uh, er...Um....To busy right now...try me later"

Saturday 12/26/2009 11:20am “Mr. President, how bout now…any comments on the attempt to bomb an United States commercial Jet bound for Detroit, Michigan?”

"Busy eating my waffles right now...maybe later, ok?!?"

Sunday 12/27/2009 12:15 pm: “Uh, Mr President. It’s been two days since the attempted bombing of a NorthWest Flight from Europe to Detroit Michigan, any thoughts?”

"Can't you see I'm playing Basketball right now? I'm on vacation, Can't you wait for my words of wisdon?"

Sunday 12/27/2009 10:30 pm: “Mr President, the nation is looking for leadership from you and your thoughts on the attempted terrorist attack on Christmas Day, could you please say a few words to comfort a worried nation?”

"Can't you see I'm with friends right now? Can't this wait?...Tomorrow, Ok?"

Monday 12/28/2009 President Obama took time out of his vacation 3 days after a Islamic terrorist tried to blow up a Northwest plane over Detroit, Michigan…..

President Obama declared Monday that his administration “will not rest” until it tracks down everyone involved in the attempted bombing of a Detroit-bound flight on Christmas, and pledged to do “everything in our power” to ensure security in the thick of the holiday travel season. 

In his first public remarks on the incident, the president said Americans should be “confident,” but also stay “vigilant.” 

Obama, who is on vacation in Hawaii, called the Detroit incident a “serious reminder” of the threat posed by terrorism abroad. 

"We will not rest.....Thank you...Try the veal"

Is it fucking 2012 yet?

Homey Despot

What the fuck is Obama doing walking around a Home Depot?  Buying Spackle for Nancy Pelosi’s face?  The schmuck probably wouldn’t know the difference between a wrench and plunger if it hit him in his head.

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Romancing The Goat

Is this a petting zoo or middle-eastern brothel? You decide!

I personally think it looks like the Iranian version of a Ménage à trois

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More Holiday Hilarity: Achmed The Dead Terrorist Sings Jingle Bombs!

I love this song!

Holiday Hilarity: Road Kill Christmas

This is hilarious!

Twilight Sucks

I have not seen any of the twilight movies and I refuse to.  I cannot stand bubble gum pop and I really don’t like bubble gum vampire flicks. But I make this promise, the only way I will go see Twilight is if they make a Twilight vs Blade movie!

I found this video and had to post it just to piss off the teeny boppers bubble gum crowd.

Ghey Hitler

The Jewish holiday of Hanukkah is once again upon us and I thought just for shits and giggles I would dedicate this holiday that celebrates a Jewish Military Victory and a miracle to a particular ass wipe who failed in an epic way to destroy the Jewish people.

I only wish this cowardly fuck would have given the Jewish People the opportunity to hang him in Israel like they did Adolf Eichmann, but instead, Hitler chose the Ghey Wey out and ate a bullet instead this dying a cowards death.

 

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TSA Fucks Up Again

Janet Napolitano should be so proud.  The bumbling boobs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) managed to fuck up big time and posted their innermost secrets on the internet for public display including Islamic Terrorists.

ABC NEWS:

In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.

The most sensitive parts of the 93-page Standard Operating Procedures manual were apparently redacted in a way that computer savvy individuals easily overcame.

The document shows sample CIA, Congressional and law enforcement credentials which experts say would make it easy for terrorists to duplicate.

The improperly redacted areas indicate that only 20 percent of checked bags are to be hand searched for explosives and reveal in detail the limitations of x-ray screening machines.

Remember this as Obi One tries to take over our Doctors office next.  I use to work for this bunch of shit stains.  I’ve seen their finest Supervisory staff throw meth and a needle into a waste basket AFTER the LEO had tested it,  because they didn’t know what the fuck it was, when I asked him if he knew what “Chain of evidence” was, he gazed upon me with the most stupid look on his face and said “NO”.

The schmucks that run the TSA and DHS could fuck up a wet dream! 

He’s A Poet & Didn’t Know It

I guess along with inventing the internet, being VP and Almost getting elected as POTUS, the prick like poster child for Global warming, Al Gore is adding Poet to his resume of useless crap he’s done with his worthless life.

Writing about Al Gore makes me philosophical…Ya know, all warm and fuzzy like, so I find myself wondering….

If a tree falls in a rain forest and Al Gore is there….Does anybody really give a flying fuck?

“SHITHOUSE POETS WHEN YHEY DIE
SHOULD HAVE ERECTED WHERE THEY LIE
IN MEMORY OF THEIR CAUSTIC WIT
A MONUMENT OF SOLID SHIT”

Michelle Obama: “Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Happy To See Me?”

No we can truly see that Michelle Obama is the one sporting the Balls in the Obama family and displays her package openly for all to see that she is more of a man then her wife, Barack Hussein Obama.

See for yourself….

Compare to this……

And there is even more proof of the FLOTUS’ man like package…

and the zoomed in view…..

And for the final proof that Michelle Obama is really a man, there is this Close Circuit footage of her in public bathroom from 2002….

BUSTED!

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Under Obama More Troops Killed On American Soil By Islamic Terrorists Then In Iraq In November

And I’m sure the response from the Obamabots would be that it’s all Bush’s fault….

From Weasel Zippers

iCasualties.org reports11 Coalition fatalities in Iraq in November. There were 12 soldiers, 1 civilian worker and 1 unborn child killed by Major Nidal Hasan at Ft Hood on November 5th.