What Do Osama bin Laden and Barack Hussein Obama Have In Common?

Osama bin Laden has finally endorsed the Democrats Agenda on Global Warming.  Rumor has it that Obama is thrilled that the Islamic Terror leader and him have more in common then their hatred of America.

Osama & Obama In Copenhagen Together

From the Kansas City Star:

The al Qaida chief and man behind 9/11 is now chastising the industrialized nations of the world for being poor stewards of the land.

“Speaking about climate change is not a matter of intellectual luxury — the phenomenon is an actual fact,” he allegedly said in a the tape the al-Jazeera television network (the tape has not been authenticated). “All of the industrialized countries, especially the big ones, bear responsibility for the global warming crisis.”

In fact, he gets all green in the tape, his first attack on CO2 emmissions.

“George Bush Junior, preceded by Congress, dismissed the agreement to placate giant corporations. And they are themselves standing behind speculation, monopoly and soaring living costs.

“They are also behind ‘globalisation and its tragic implications’. And whenever the perpetrators are found guilty, the heads of state rush to rescue them using public money.”

So, now he’s against corporate greed, as well, apparently. Clearly, he sees terrorist attacks on everyday folks as a way to help lower their living costs. And, well, I think we were all awaiting his take on market speculation.

Whodathunk?

What Do American Nazis & The Taliban Have In Common? Both Groups Are Cum Guzzeling Pillow Biters!

No wonder Barney Frank  hearts the Islamic dominating Taliban….Turns out, they are all a bunch of ass jockeys.

Teh Ghey

From Fox News:

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it. 

The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people. 

The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.” 

In one instance, a group of local male interpreters had contracted gonorrhea anally but refused to believe they could have contracted it sexually — “because they were not homosexuals.” 

Apparently, according to the report, Pashtun men interpret the Islamic prohibition on homosexuality to mean they cannot “love” another man — but that doesn’t mean they can’t use men for “sexual gratification.” 

The group of interpreters who had contracted gonorrhea joked in the camp that they actually got the disease by “mixing green and black tea.” But since they refused to heed the medics’ warnings, many of them re-contracted the disease after receiving treatment. 

The U.S. army medic also told members of the research unit that she and her colleagues had to explain to a local man how to get his wife pregnant. 

The report said: “When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, ‘How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.’

I must add that I am not really surprised by this report.  I’ve had a hunch all along that the Islamonazi regime of the Taliban had more then just Joooo hatred in common with the American Nazis, particularly the Intertube trolls that slither around my blog from that Ass Monkey Incogman’s site.

Hopefully these groups of will breed themselves out of existence!

Video: Adolf Hitler Reacts To Scott Brown’s Unprecedented Win

Yes, I did say “Unprecedented” win!

At the same time, this should also piss off my Trailer Trash White Supremacist trolls who frequently are hanging out on this Jewish blog sliming the place up.

Video: The Day Obamacare Died

Heard today on Rush Limbaugh…

Big Fucking Loser vs Huge Fucking Loser

Last night, Americans in one of the most liberal states in the nation told Washington that they were fed up and they were not going to take it anymore.  Massachusetts elected a Republican to the Senate seat that once held up the drunken Ted Kennedy. Out of that victory for America stumbled out some losers.  The first  one a big fucking loser, the second, a HUGE FUCKING LOSER….

 

VS

But now lets advance on to the latest term in Failed Politics….The Axis Of Fail and the people who define it….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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We should all relish and prosper in their failure.  Remember, when Obama and the Democrats fail, not only does an angel get its wings, but most importantly,  America succeeds when Democrats fail.

 

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Rogue Jew Exclusive: X-Ray Of Obama’s Brain

I did it!  I got my hands on the most recent x-ray and diagram of Barack Obama’s head.  Weeks and weeks of negotiations and hundreds of man hours were exhausted to get my greedy little Joooish paws on these.

After consulting with a team of physicians and radiologists who would prefer to remain anonymous it was conclusive….The one term senator from Illinois who fooled an entire nation into giving him the most important job in the world has Shit for Brains which ironically explains his ignorant, narrow minded and profane way he has lead this country toward ruin and why he will be a one term President destined to go down in history as a Failure of epic proportions.

 

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Baby Sheep Born With Face Of Cartoon Like Prophet Muhammad

It’s a miracle…..Allahu Akbar…..lol  Jihadi Fucks Sheep, Hilarity Ensues!

With all of the Goat and sheep fucking going on in the Muslim countries, have you ever wondered what would happen if a sheep was impregnated by a horny jihadist?

From The Sidney Morning Hearald:

A sheep in Turkey has reportedly given birth to a lamb with a human-like face.

Vet Erhan Elibol performed a caesarean section to deliver the calf near the city of Izmir and was horrified to find it looked like a human, Russian and Turkish news sites said.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf,” the 29-year-old vet was quoted as saying in Russian newspaper website  Pravda.

“But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes.”

Photos purportedly of the lamb, which was stillborn, show human-like eyes, nose and mouth.

Vets said the calf’s mutation was most likely the result of an excess of vitamin A in the mother’s fodder.

Pravda reported that a goat in Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar human-like calf last September. But villagers killed it, believing it was the result of intercourse between the mother goat and a man.

They make their women cover their faces and hide them indoors while they take to the fields and barns to schtupp an available sheep or goat.  The fact that it was born in a largely Muslim nation just makes it that much more hilarious.

The Obama TriFuckta Of Fail

From DOUG ROSS JOURNAL:

The Obama Trifecta

• 1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.

• 1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.

• 1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.

Obama Is A Pussy

Muslims Behaving Badly

They are simply not hiding it anymore.  And why should they?  The Mainstream Media and Government officials refuse to address the real issue of Islamic terrorism and instead condone it by ignoring it.

From Haaretz:

An airline passenger in Miami proclaimed “I want to kill all the Jews before police forced him off a Detroit-bound plane,” authorities said Thursday.

Mansor Mohammad Asad, 43, of Ohio, was arrested Wednesday night, according to a police department statement. Asad was charged with threats against a public servant, disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence.

FBI spokeswoman Judy Orihuela said there were no indications the disturbance was related to terrorism. The bureau was initially brought in to look into the incident but is no longer involved in the investigation. She said the FBI is treating the disruption as a matter for local authorities.

I’m not afraid of you cops, I’ve gotten in fights with cops in Ohio and broke their arms in three places, he said, according to the affidavit. I’ve broken skulls too!

The affidavit noted that alcohol didn’t appear to be a factor during the incident.

The Transportation Security Administration says three of Asad’s companions were also taken off the plane and questioned. The plane departed after a search.

Asad was transported to jail after his arrest, according to the affidavit. A telephone number for county corrections rang unanswered early Thursday morning and his records could not immediately be located online.

What is the one thing that all these lunatics have in common?  What is the one common denominator in all this?…….ISLAM

White Supremacist Terrorist Von Brunn Dies – Attacked U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum, Murdered Guard

Say hello to Hitler douchebag!

News Bite Article:

White supremacist terrorist James Von Brunn died 01/06/10 at 1 PM at a local hospital in Butner, North Carolina, AP reports from “Denise Simmons, the spokeswoman for the federal prison where von Brunn had been held.” AP reported that Von Brunn received medical care at the North Carolina prison complex, which is used for aging and sick inmates.  His death is being eulogized by white supremacists and Nazis who are praising him as a “martyr” and an example for others to “act White.”

Von Brunn had been wounded by return fire, after he shot and killed black security guard Stephen Tyrone Johns at the U.S. Holocaust Museum in Washington DC on June 10, 2009.  Von Brunn murdered Johns while Johns was holding the museum door open for Von Brunn.   AP also reported that “Officials at the prison hospital had previously said chronic medical problems had complicated a psychiatric evaluation for the suspect, who prior to the shooting had written racist and anti-Semitic screeds on the Internet.”

Wondering how long till fellow Gay Nazi Butt Fuck Incogman and his legion of zombie douchebags follow this asshat to the innermost circle of hell?

ADIOS MOTHER FUCKER!

TSA Screener Loses His Mind At LAX

I guess the switch from being the Fry Guy at McDonald’s to a TSA Screener was just too much to handle for this guy….

From NBC LA:

They are the first line of defense in airport security but two troubling incidents involving TSA agents at LAX are raising concerns.

A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, “I am god, I’m in charge.”  The agent was arrested.
 
Meanwhile, a TSA Internal Affairs investigation turned up evidence of LAX TSA agents using drugs at an after-hours party.

TSA officials say a videotape of the party was of poor quality and the employees were not in uniform, but 4 employees were tentatively identified.

All 4 were tested for drugs. One came back positive and that employee was fired.

And Obama wants to Unionize these schmucks….Three Ring Dog and Pony Show enhanced by smoke and mirrors.

Instant Replay: The Complete Idiots Guide To Flying While Muslim

I first posted this 11/19/2007 but given the recent events of Muslims wanting to splode themselves on Passenger Planes, I feel we need to revisit these simple easy to follow rules.

The Following is a Public Service Announcement!!!

Because of all the fuss being made about the upcoming holiday travel season, I thought it would be a good idea to revive and revisit a post I did last year after the whole “Flying Imam” Scandal. I believe my experience with the Airport Dog and Pony show known as the TSA makes me sort of an expert on the subject.

Thanks to the fact that over 100 million Muslims who would like to see the destruction of Western Civilization, Jews, and the Jewish State of Israel, a long forgotten form of intelligence has gone the way of the dinasours. Common Sense!

It’s not the fault of civilized Americans, Christians, and Jews that people of Middle Eastern decent are looked upon with suspicion when they are traversing through Airports in both America and abroad. 19 Islamic men who were shouting “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!” as they flew 4 planes into buildings killing thousands of innocent people are at fault for the sentiments and suspicions shared by millions of freedom loving Americans, Europeans, Asians, and even fellow Arabs.

I am completely guilty of feeling suspicious of every Muslim and Middle Eastern person I come across. I was recently at a Interfaith Service and never once did I take my eyes off the Islamic Representatives that were at the service.

Now, let’s glance back to last year and the Flying Imams:

Most recently as we all know, 6 men. Six Islamic Men. Six Islamic Men who are Clerics were removed from a plane for being muslim, but, they were purposely mimicking behaviors and actions that the 19 Islamic Terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001 when they CHOSE declare war upon Americans by using 4 commercial passenger jets as guided missiles.

I have developed a “How To” guide to assist true “Peace Loving” Muslims when traveling during the upcoming Holiday Season.

1. It’s completely ok to pray when flying or in an airport. I have done it every time I fly. If you chose to pray out loud, even loud enough to call attention to yourself and your group then that’s on you.

2. The Phrase, “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar” in this country is the “BONZAI” call of the 21st century and is the same as pulling a gun out as far as I’m concerned. Islamic Terrorists have used this phrase before exploding suicide bomb vests strapped to themselves. Islamic Terrorists have used it before beheading Jews and Christians in Afghanistan, Iraq, and even the Philippines. Don’t Say It! Don’t Use It! It’s a call to war and if you are treated like a red headed stepchild for saying it, then you deserved it!

3. When you get on the plane. Sit Your A$$ the F#*k Down and Stay In Your Seat! If your Islamic or Muslim or Middle Eastern, Don’t be switching seats and moving all over the place. Find a seat and sit the f*#k down! You will raise suspicion and you risk getting your a$$es kicked by freedom loving people who don’t desire to blow up, crash or meet some cartoon like Prophet and 72 virgins.

4. If you have a one way ticket and security wants to check your stuff…Live with it! The rest of us have to and so should you.

5. If you don’t need the seat belt extender, then don’t request it! In the wrong hands, it can be used as a weapon. If you wear a size 6 burkka then don’t ask for the seatbelt extender. It raises eyebrows and makes normal freedom loving people think to themselves….”WTF?!?!?”

Remember My Muslim Friends and enemies. It was your silence and your joy at the 9/11 attacks that have brought this upon you. And Let’s not forget your fellow Kool Aid drinkers Osama bin Laden, Ahmadinejad, Zarquawi, and millions of other Islamic Fundamentalists who want to destroy America, Israel, and Civilized Europe. We the people are watching you even if our government has decided to give you a free pass out of their own stupidity and lack of self preservation.

The Management and Supervisors of the Transportation Security Administration and the Dept Of Homeland Security are only interested in the preservation of their high paying jobs and have absofreakinglutely not interest in securing the homeland. The only homeland they are keeping secured is with their heads up their own and each others asses protecting themselves and their fat paychecks.

If for any reason you decide to ignore this advice, then you do so at your own risk of having your a$$ royally kicked in by average everyday citizens who have no desire to crash or be blown up in your silly desire to meet the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad and meet your so called 72 virgins…Besides, Virgins are highly over rated and usually require lots of attention and are quite ignorant in the bedroom.

Unfortunately the Islamic Terrorists have friends within our own government who wish to assist them with their agenda of Murder, Destruction and World Domination. Pelosi, Dingle, Conyers, Ellison, and even President Bush are ignoring what REALLY is happening and have forced innocent citizens into having to make decisions that could possibly save thousands of lives. If any Muslims have a problem with this, then you need to talk to your stupid friends who started all this!

I hope you find this all useful in your travels during OUR Holiday season. You and your friends at the American Criminal Liberties Union and CAIR have not yet eliminated our traditional holidays and the joy they bring.

If anyone else has some suggestions for this helpful guide, please feel free to email me at roguejew65@sbcglobal.net I will be happy to add to this guide any helpful suggestions to help our Islamic and Muslim Friends have a more comfortable traveling experience!

Can We Talk?

Apparently the Bumbling boobs of the  Transportation InSecurity Administration feel that funny lady Joan Rivers is a security threat.

Rivers was removed from a  Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent.

Joan Rivers: National Security Threat

From Michelle Malkin:

Joan Rivers is many things: Funny lady. Jewelry mogul. Red carpet mercenary. But a terrorist?

Can we talk?

Rivers, 76, was deemed a danger to national security and booted from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent who found the two names on her passport fishy.

Her passport reads: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. Rosenberg was her late husband’s last name.

The “nasty and cruel” Continental gate agent bumped Rivers from the last flight out Sunday and the comedian found herself alone (her daughter, Melissa, flew out to Los Angeles earlier in the day) and with no ATM card and just $100 cash, she said.

Rivers’ tale of woe put a famous face on travel’s new reality – one that leaves many feeling like common criminals.

“If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn’t pick Rosenberg. I’d pick Jolie or Pitt,” said Rivers, back home Monday in New York with her sense of humor intact. “Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb,” she said.

Am I surprised by this?  Absolutely not. Remember, I use to work for this Three Ring Dog and Pony show called Airport Security aka (TSA).  They could literally screw up a wet dream and couldn’t find a bomb if it was was strapped to their ass.