Ringing in the weekend with a kick ass jam that I grew up with in West Michigan known as “The Friday Song”.
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Here’s Your Sign: Killer Whale Kills Trainer
Fantasy meets reality in Sea World where a KILLER WHALE (please note word KILLER) killed a veteran trainer.
From Yahoo:
ORLANDO, Fla. – A killer whale drowned a trainer in front of a horrified audience Wednesday at a SeaWorld show, with at least one witness saying the animal leaped from the water, dragged the woman under and thrashed her around violently.
Distraught audience members were hustled out of the stadium, and the park was immediately closed.
The 40-year-old veteran trainer was one of the park’s most experienced. It was not clear exactly how she died.
An audience member said a show was just starting when the whale “took off really fast in the tank, and then he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing around, and one of her shoes flew off,” Victoria Biniak told WKMG-TV.
But Jim Solomons of the Orlando County Sheriff’s Office, said the trainer slipped or fell into the whale’s tank, which seemed to contradict Biniak’s description.
“This appears to be an accidental death, a tragic death,” Solomons said.
What the fuck do they mean accidental death? I don’t believe there is anything accidental about a KILLER WHALE killing someone or something. I believe it is living up to it’s name.
Mother nature sure is a bitch sometimes!
Michelle Obama Eat This!
We all know that Michelle Obama is on a Crusade against Obesity. The West Michigan Whitecaps in Grand Rapids, Michigan are fighting back with their new menu for this upcoming season. Fans are voting on the new items to be placed on the menu.
From MLive:
1. Chicken and Waffles – Why did the chicken cross the road? To lie down on a bed of waffles, get smothered in gravy and get eaten by you, of course!
2. Chili Mac Tacos – Think comfort food that took a trip to Mexico. Creamy mac and cheese is smothered in chili then loaded into a hard taco shell to create a taste experience that won’t soon be forgotten.
3. Chocolate Covered Bacon – This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy dunked itself in chocolate to become a delicious treat for Whitecaps fans!
4. Corn Dog o’ Plenty – If the Idaho Christmas Tree isn’t enough corn dog for you, then try the Corn Dog o’ Plenty. A full half-pound, footlong frank that is battered and deep fried to make one gigantic corn dog.
5. Cudighi Yooper Sandwich – If you don’t know what this one is then you haven’t been to the Upper Peninsula. Cudighi is a spicy sausage found throughout the U.P. A sausage patty, smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions could grace the concession stands of Fifth Third Ballpark.
6. Declaration of Indigestion – When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness.
7. Idaho Christmas Tree – Why waste your time eating all of your favorite items separately? This is a batter-dipped hot dog rolled in french fries and deep fried to create the perfect limbed link on stick.
8. Poutine – A real treat from North of the border. The French Canadians have done it again, and this time with gravy. Fries, fried cheese curds and gravy make up this delectable side dish. Tres bien!
9. The Pink Panther – Not sure if this is named after the famous detective or the insulation, but either way it’s delicious. Take a hot dog bun, slather it in icing and fill it with pink cotton candy. Maybe drizzle some root beer syrup over the top for good measure. It’s the dessert dog you’ll have to try this summer!
10. Twinkie Cheese Dog – This dog can survive any disaster and it might cause a few of its own. Simple – a hot dog laid in a Twinkie, covered in cheese. Yum.
H/T Doug Ross
Kwame Kilpatrick Living Large Like An Obama
Deposed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is back in Detroit today facing a hearing about his current status and wanting to continue his luxorious lifestyle in the very conservative state of Texas.
From The Washington Post:
DETROIT — A motion to postpone Kwame Kilpatrick’s arraignment for a probation violation refers to the former Detroit mayor as a “darker version” of ex-President Bill Clinton and claims his legal troubles continue to hold the city back.
The document, filed late Tuesday with the Michigan Court of Appeals by defense attorney Daniel Hajji, asks the court to grant a stay of the arraignment set for Friday in a lower court, which could land Kilpatrick back in jail.
And while Detroit deteriorates to the conditions of a third world country, Kilpatrick and his lawyers demand that he be allowed to continue to ignore his financial responsibility to the City of Detroit and to live his lavish lifestyle he has become quite fond of.
From WZZM13 News:
Kilpatrick’s attorney, Daniel Hajji, made the claim in an impassioned 14-page motion filed with the state Court of Appeals late Tuesday in an effort to postpone the ex-Detroit mayor’s Friday probation-violation hearing in circuit court — one that could eventually land him behind bars.
Wayne County Circuit Judge David Groner will arraign Kilpatrick for failing to pay $79,011 toward the $1 million he owes in restitution by last Friday’s deadline. Kilpatrick and his lawyers say he doesn’t have the money, despite his plush lifestyle in a tony Dallas suburb and $120,000-a-year sales job for Covisint, a Compuware subsidiary.
“The clientele he must establish a rapport with are likely to be the privileged and the affluent,” Hajji said in the motion. “Burgers and beer at the local bar is not going to be sufficient.”
Maria Miller, spokeswoman for Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy, said: “We intend to file a response tomorrow with the Court of Appeals.”
Kwame Kilpatrick is living large because, his lawyer says, he has to.
Even Jimmy Carter Thinks Obama Sucks
How bad is it when fellow Dhimmicrat Jimmy Carter thinks the Obamessiah sucks? Epic Suck!
Apparently, Failed President Jimmy Carter is objecting to Obama’s foreign policy being compared to his foreign policy during his four dismal years as POTUS.
From The Huffington Post:
In last month’s issue of Foreign Policy magazine, leading analyst and Iraq War supporter Walter Russell Mead opined that President Obama’s foreign policy agenda was turning into a duplicate of Jimmy Carter’s.
The former president penned a 1,500-word letter to the editor complaining about the article’s treatment of his foreign policy legacy. That’s followed by a second letter to the editor from Zbigniew Brzezinski, his national security adviser.
Both delve into an issue-by-issue defense of various Carter actions: whether it was relations with China, peace talks in the Middle East, a renewed emphasis on human rights in Africa, the strengthening of NATO and even the hostage crisis in Iran.
“I won’t criticize or correct his cute and erroneous oversimplistic distortions of presidential biographies and history except when he refers specifically to me,” Carter writes. “I resent Mead’s use of such phrases as ‘in the worst scenario, turn him [Obama] into a new Jimmy Carter,’ ‘weakness and indecision,’ and ‘incoherence and reversals’ to describe my service. An especially aggravating error is his claiming, ‘by the end of his tenure he was supporting the resistance to the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan, increasing the defense budget, and laying the groundwork for an expanded U.S. presence in the Middle East.’ None of these were late decisions based on a tardy realization of my earlier errors and misjudgments.”
Axe Cleans Your Balls
This is absolutely hilarious!
Religion of Death: Muslims Find New & More Inovative Ways To Kill
Today’s lesson from the Islamic Book of Die Mother Fucker, Die (Koran)…..
From the Herald Sun:
A 2008 federal law banned the storage of fertilised human eggs due to religion-based concerns over “mixing in the lineage” between families, the English-language Khaleej Times said.
It did not elaborate, but Islam calls for children to know the identity of their biological parents and to take their biological father’s name.
Eggs can be fertilised outside the womb during IVF, which produces excess fertilised eggs that can be frozen for future use.
An estimated 5000 fertilised eggs are stored at the state-owned Dubai Gynaecology and Fertility Centre, the only centre in the Gulf state allowed to perform IVF, Khaleej Times said.
Another 5000 fertilised eggs are believed to be stored at Al Tawam Hospital in Al Ain, around 150km south-east of the Emirati capital of Abu Dhabi, the paper said.
A FERTILITY clinic in Dubai will next week dispose of about 5000 human embryos on religious grounds.
No wonder the liberal democrats love these guys so much….Muslims place the same value on life as do Democrats. This would fit right in with Chairman Obama’s Health Care plan.
Video: Archie Bunker On Democrats
How can you not love this?
Video: The Kid From Brooklyn Tells Nancy Pelosi To Go Fuck Herself
Video: Olympic Babes of Vancouver 2010
Just a little sumtin sumtin to warm ya up….
CBS Confirms That Obama Is Unprecedented Failure
Unprecedented Failure of Epic Proportions
The numbers are in folks and even the Koolaid Slurpers at CBS are confirming it….Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States is a unprecedented and epic failure!
From CBS:
The Economy
F: 70.22%
Foreign Policy
F: 61.66%
Health Care
F: 81.49%
Afghanistan
F: 31.32%
Iraq
F: 35.72%
Threat of Terrorism
F: 65.35%
Energy and the Environment
F: 59.00%
Social Issues
F: 57.46%
Bipartisanship
F: 80.65%
Obama’s Overall Job as President
F: 63.22%
Surrounded by corrupt and incompetant people who are advising him. He may be a brilliant speaker with a teleprompter but is a stuttering idiot when speaking off the cuff. The man does not have the ability or experience to govern.
I have witnessed Presidents come and go in my 44 yrs and he is by far the worst I have seen, worse then Carter and I remember what a cowardly schmuck he was.
He is allowing assholes like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to govern our country while he runs around the world making a mockery of the United States bowing, apologizing and making himself and America look weak. He is out of touch with the Majority of Citizens in this country and has no respect for our Nation, it’s beliefs and our Flag.
Attempted Poisoning Of US Troops By Five Muslim Soldiers are being Questioned at Fort Jackson in South Carolina
The enemy within is striking at our brave men and women of the US Military. First we have Army Major Hassan shooting 13 people at Ft Hood, now this shit….
From CBN News:
CBN News has learned exclusively that five Muslim soldiers at Fort Jackson in South Carolina were questioned just before Christmas. It is unclear whether the men are still in custody. The five were part of the Arabic Translation program at the base.
Patrick Jones, the Deputy Public Affairs Officer for Fort Jackson, confirmed for CBN News Thursday afternoon that an investigation was ongoing.
Prior to this posting, CBN News learned that these details were also confirmed by a government official with knowledge of the investigation.
The men are suspected of trying to poison the food supply at Fort Jackson.
A source with intimate knowledge of the investigation, which is ongoing, told CBN News investigators suspect the “Fort Jackson Five” may have been in contact with the group of five Washington, D.C., area Muslims that traveled to Pakistan to wage jihad against U.S. troops in December. That group was arrested by Pakistani authorities, also just before Christmas.
Coming as it does on the heels of November’s Fort Hood jihadist massacre, this news could have major implications..
Are we starting to see a theme here yet? These five people suspected of poisoning US Troops are not Christian, Jewish or Catholic….
Keep walking folks, nothing to see here……(sarc)
Teh Funny: Barack Obama Given Lindsey Vonn’s Gold Medal
Stop me if you heard this one…
Did you hear that Lindsey Vonn had to give her gold medal (for downhill skiing) back? Turns out they reviewed the tapes and the committee was forced to give the medal to Obama. He flew downhill much, much faster than Vonn did.
Kippah Tip to the Weasel Zippers
Update: Video added
Texas Man Who Crashed Airplane Into Building Was Liberal Leftist Lover of Obamacare
Don’t let the Mainstream media bull shit you. The guy who crashed his plane into a building in Texas was clearly a Liberal and NOT…I repeat, NOT a Tea Bagger or a Conservative. Not sure why everybody seems to think that the pilot was some sort of conservative “teabagger”. Is it because if he was a liberal who cheated on his taxes, then he’d be a senator, a representative, or an Obama appointee.
Just read the manifesto the schmuck left behind…..
We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was “no taxation without representation”. I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a “crackpot”, traitor and worse.
While very few working people would say they haven’t had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.
Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours? Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies,are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.
And justice? You’ve got to be kidding!
…The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed
Joe Stack (1956-2010)
02/18/2010
Apparently the CHANGE this asshole voted for in 2008 is taking to long and he felt the need to end it all as a message to his messiah who let him down. That koolaid’s a bitch, ain’t it?!?
We all know the Leftist asshats like Olberman, Matthews, and Maddow will do whatever they can to protect their dear leader. One can only imagine the fighting that goes on between the three of them over the FSOTUS (First Schlong of the United States).
More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show
The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.
From CNN:
Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”
The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.
Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.
But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.
“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”
If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!
Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!
Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.
Epic Fail: 52% Say Obama Doesn’t Deserve Reelection
Even the Communist News Network is seeing the writing on the wall at this point. 13 months after taking office, Americans have had enough with Obama’s brand of “Hope(less) & Change(less).
Some of us saw this start on 01/20/2009
From CNN:
52 percent of Americans said President Barack Obama doesn’t deserve reelection in 2012, according to a new poll.
44 percent of all Americans said they would vote to reelect the president in two and a half years, less than the slight majority who said they would prefer to elect someone else.
Obama faces a 44-52 deficit among both all Americans and registered voters, according to a CNN/Opinion Research poll released Tuesday. Four percent had no opinion.
There are those of us who saw this coming from a mile a way. Obama has noone but himself and his Marxist thinking to blame. He tried to force a ultra liberal agenda down our throats and now he will face the wrath of the voters come 2012! Personally, I say FUCK HIM!
Airport Security Nazis Strike Again
The fucknuts of the TSA have once again saved the American people from a stealthy domestic disabled person from traveling with his leg braces!
From Philly.Com:
Just when I thought I was out of the Transportation Security Administration business for a few columns, they pull me back in.
Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?
Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden’s emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.
Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.
The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.
Unfortunately the only people the TSA treat like terrorists are law abiding citizens…The real terrorists get a free pass out of fear of offending the Muslim population. The TSA are nothing more then bumbling eunichs playing Starsky & Hutch in their little Die Hard 2 fantasy world, simply a bunch of bullies!
In the meantime, if you’re on a terror watch list and stapping a bomb to your nuts…You are allowed to fly without any problem.
University of Alabama Shooter Is A Leftist Obama Supporter
Liberals Gone Wild…..
From The Boston Herald:
As authorities searched for clues into what could have sent a University of Alabama neurobiology professor on an alleged killing spree, friends and family yesterday described Braintree native Amy Bishop as an awkward introvert on the brink of losing her teaching job.
Police in Huntsville, Ala., charged Bishop, 44, with capital murder after she allegedly opened fire on six colleagues at a faculty meeting Friday, killing three. Afterward, she calmly called her husband and asked him to pick her up as if nothing had happened, said police Chief Henry Reyes.
A family source said Bishop, a mother of four children – the youngest a third-grade boy – was a far-left political extremist who was “obsessed” with President Obama to the point of being off-putting.
Of course the mainstream media are igonoring this fact. Imagine if she had been a Republican/Conservative supporter of Sarah Palin, douchebags Olberman and Matthews would be all over it like stink.
A far-left professorial Obama-zealot shoots six because she’s not the center of the universe. During the next State of the Union, I’d sit in the waaaaay back.
She is yet another Liberal Leftist with an inflated sense of entitlement who is utterly self absorbed and unself reliant. She’ll expect (but not pray) Barack Obama the Chosen one of to slither in and save her. What a fucking freak.
Global Warming Alert: Lake Erie Frozen Over First Time In 14 Years
Need even more proof that Al Gore is so full of shit even his eyes are brown?
From Accuweather.Com
Following a cold snap in the Northeast, Lake Erie’s surface is virtually frozen over for the first time in about 14 years.
The ice ranges in thickness between paper thin along the northern shore and several inches along the southern shore, where many people are ice skating.
GoErie.com reports that the lake hasn’t completely frozen since the winter of 1995-1996.
Although the ice cover is considered complete, prevailing winds have created some cracks in the ice.
There are also reportedly ice chunks floating off the coast of Dunkirk, N.Y., which is one of the deepest parts of the lake and would naturally be one of the last places to freeze.
Lake Erie, with an average depth of 62 feet, is the most shallow of the five Great Lakes, which is why it is the only one that completely freezes over.
Since lake-effect snow depends on warmer lake temperatures compared to the air, the frozen lake will deter large amounts of snowfall to the lee of the lake.
The current cold snap will keep the lake mostly, if not completely, frozen for at least the rest of the month.
The Screwing You Get For The Screwing You Got
Men, let this be a lesson…If your going to take home some skank you met at the bar for a night of schtupping and other assorted adult pleasures…Make damn sure you kick the bitch out before leaving for work!
From MLive:
By Laura Misjak | The Flint Journal
February 15, 2010, 11:02PM
FLINT, Michigan — A woman is suspected of damaging a Flint man’s house and taking jewelry and $500 after the man left for a few hours Friday, according to police reports.
The victim told police he spent the night with the woman at his house on the 1000 block of E. Ridgeway Avenue.
He left the house at 10 a.m. on Friday and returned at noon to find a hole in his bedroom wall, his flat screen television taken off the wall and his glass table damaged. A pair of diamond earrings and $500 were also taken, he told police.
The woman was there when he left, but gone when he returned, according to police reports.
He got what he wanted, and obviously she got what she wanted….It’s a win-win situation all round!
A friend of mine I worked in Prison with always joked about SWOP…Sex Without Partners…Think about it. Confucious had it right when he said, ” man who masturbate, only screwing himself”.
