We’re Moving!!!

I am sick and tired of all the restrictions that WordPress places on the free blogs here, so I have decided to move back to blogger where I can make a little coin and express my twisted political views on this crazy world.  You will be able to find me HERE at the former ROGUE JEW website.  Please pay me a visit.

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Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

Diversity

Notice the “Diversity” between Obama and Bush?

Teh Ghey Prez

Bill Clinton may have been the first Black President but Obama surely qualifies as the first Gay President  in American history.  What a humiliating image for proud American’s to have to view in their so called “leader” .

More Vermin In The White House

A fly can always find a pile of shit somewhere.  In this case, a fly that managed to escape the ninja like moves of President Kick Ass landed right on his mug and was photographed.

shit for brains

A fly lands on President Barack Obama’s face as he delivers remarks on the Affordable Care Act and the New Patients Bill of Rights, Tuesday, June 22, 2010, in the East Room of the White House in Washington. Click Here

Flies are naturally drawn to shit, so it just goes to prove my point that the Schmuck in Chief has Shit for Brains.

Kippah Tip to Weasel Zippers

Draw Muhammad Day

I know I have’nt posted in like forever.  The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”.   Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……

"Allahu Fubar Mother Fuckers"

Teh Funny: Barack Obama Given Lindsey Vonn’s Gold Medal

Stop me if you heard this one…

Did you hear that Lindsey Vonn had to give her gold medal (for downhill skiing) back?  Turns out they reviewed the tapes and the committee was forced to give the medal to Obama.  He flew downhill much, much faster than Vonn did.

Kippah Tip to the Weasel Zippers

Update: Video added

You Might Be Taliban If….

The Canadian troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor by creating this:
 
 “YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
 
 1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to  beer.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you  can’t afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing..
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
 
 10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Fatwa To Follow....

A Toast To The Iranian Goat Fucker Ahamadinejad On The Anniversary Of The Islamic Revolution

Recently, the Iranian Midget Ahamadinejad has been ramping up again on his threats against the United States and Israel.

From The Washington Times:

The Iranian government on Monday stepped up military threats in advance of an anniversary celebration as major powers continued talks on a new round of sanctions.

Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said in Tehran that his country would stun the Western world on Thursday, the 31st anniversary of Iran’s Islamic revolution. Iran’s defense minister announced on Monday that its forces had conducted successful tests on new armed unmanned aircraft and advanced air defenses.

“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [Western powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [Feb. 11] in a way that will leave them stunned,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse.

Well, I can’t just let that rest so I pulled up an old post when I combined a couple of poems I had found online and doctored up the words a bit just to fit that Goat Fucking peice of shit from Iran and would like to offer it to the Islamic Regime of Iran on the day they celebrate Jimmy Carter’s surrender to them and their Islamic Revolution.

Here’s what I think of your threats you little prick….

Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come. 

He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave, may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think we have the guts to come and blow off his islamic nuts!

We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran.  

We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag. We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. 

 We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet. We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy.

From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave.

But now America is all done with his crap, so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch, may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch. May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer, till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

Poem Courtesy of John Valby with some doctoring up by yours truly!

Message To Iran: America Fuck Yeah!

Just a little message to Iranian President Ahmahomo on the day before Iran takes a swipe at America and Israel….

Cause you know our eunich president Obama doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to say it!

The Obama Touch

Has anyone else noticed this?  Whatever Obama touches, turns to total shit.  He’s lost three special elections, the economy, the War on Terror,  and now the latest thing the anti Midas has turned to shit…The Super Bowl!.   The Christian Messiah turned water into wine, and fed the masses from a few small loaves a bread. It seems that the Liberal Messiah is lacking in those skills, he seems to only be able to turn things to shit.

My Way News:

President Barack Obama says the Indianapolis Colts “have to be favored” in the Super Bowl, even though he has a “soft spot” for the New Orleans Saints.

Obama’s Super Bowl prediction was based on his opinion that the Colts have “perhaps the best quarterback in history.”

“Peyton Manning is unbelievable,” the president told CBS’ Katie Couric during a live pre-game interview.

Still, Obama says he has a soft spot for New Orleans, “mainly because of what the city has gone through over these last several years” since Hurricane Katrina struck in 2005.

Obama says he may be biased against the Colts, since they beat his hometown Chicago Bears in the Super Bowl in 2007.

Obama Touch

Apparently, Obama knows as much about football as he does about being a president….Absofreakinglutely not a fucking thing!  He’s like the Steve Urkel of politics…Except he doesn’t ask, “Did I do that?” when he fucks something up because that would require accepting responsibility for fucking it up and G-d forbid a Democrat ever in his/her life accept any responsibility for anything and everything they fuck up.

miss_me_yet

Yes we do….

Video: Adolf Hitler Reacts To Scott Brown’s Unprecedented Win

Yes, I did say “Unprecedented” win!

At the same time, this should also piss off my Trailer Trash White Supremacist trolls who frequently are hanging out on this Jewish blog sliming the place up.

Rogue Jew Exclusive: X-Ray Of Obama’s Brain

I did it!  I got my hands on the most recent x-ray and diagram of Barack Obama’s head.  Weeks and weeks of negotiations and hundreds of man hours were exhausted to get my greedy little Joooish paws on these.

Obama's Brain

Obama Brain 2

After consulting with a team of physicians and radiologists who would prefer to remain anonymous it was conclusive….The one term senator from Illinois who fooled an entire nation into giving him the most important job in the world has Shit for Brains which ironically explains his ignorant, narrow minded and profane way he has lead this country toward ruin and why he will be a one term President destined to go down in history as a Failure of epic proportions.

 

Baby Sheep Born With Face Of Cartoon Like Prophet Muhammad

It’s a miracle…..Allahu Akbar…..lol  Jihadi Fucks Sheep, Hilarity Ensues!

With all of the Goat and sheep fucking going on in the Muslim countries, have you ever wondered what would happen if a sheep was impregnated by a horny jihadist?

From The Sidney Morning Hearald:

A sheep in Turkey has reportedly given birth to a lamb with a human-like face.

Vet Erhan Elibol performed a caesarean section to deliver the calf near the city of Izmir and was horrified to find it looked like a human, Russian and Turkish news sites said.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf,” the 29-year-old vet was quoted as saying in Russian newspaper website  Pravda.

“But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes.”

Photos purportedly of the lamb, which was stillborn, show human-like eyes, nose and mouth.

Vets said the calf’s mutation was most likely the result of an excess of vitamin A in the mother’s fodder.

Pravda reported that a goat in Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar human-like calf last September. But villagers killed it, believing it was the result of intercourse between the mother goat and a man.

They make their women cover their faces and hide them indoors while they take to the fields and barns to schtupp an available sheep or goat.  The fact that it was born in a largely Muslim nation just makes it that much more hilarious.