Dim Wit To Light Dim Christmas Tree In Nation’s Capitol

Congressional Failure and defender of the Sodomites, Nancy Pelosi will this year light the enviroMENTALLY challanged Christmas tree in our Nation’s Capitol.

From Michelle Malkin:

It will be draped with environmentally correct LED lights, according to The Hill.

This will save tons of energy, so that Pelosi can jet back and forth from San Francisco in her ginormous plane.

I’m quite sure the only reason Pelosi is going to be there is to see if Santa left her a big box of Botox and a brand spanking new Gulf Stream Jet to traverse back and forth between Washington DC and San Fran Freako.

I’m not sure how much longer it will be known as a “Christmas” tree after the Chosen One becomes our new Overlord.  Don’t want to offend our Islamofacist enemies that Dictate sanctioned murder and torture under the cloak of Religion and are protected by the ACLU and Nancy Pelosi’s Democrats.

Michelle Obama’s Hatchet Wound

Look below the fold to see why I dedicated this song to new First Lady Michelle Obama

Who’d a thunk.. Michelle Obama has a little meat between the sheets, take a look at this unflattering photo.

I see your camel toe!

I see your camel toe!

Damn!

Hatchet Wound

Calling Michelle Obama a *class act* is a real reach. Meet the new First Lady of the United States of America!

I can’t remember Jacqueline Kennedy, Laura Bush or even Hillary Clinton going out in public dressed like this. First Lady *Camel Toe* is just NOT something that translates to *classy*…

I Would Like To Dedicate This Song To President Elect Barack Hussein Obama

Just because I’m not feeling good does not mean my sick and twisted sense of humor has been put to sleep after all, laughter is the best medicine as I’ve been told.  So seeing the Fairness Doctrine has not yet been forced down our throats so in the spirit of better health and in all “Fairness” to our President Elect, I believe I should dedicate one of my favorite songs to him and all those he surrounds himself with.

I believe this song says it all…………..

Obama & Hillary To Make Nice: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton?

 

Former Rivals Kiss & Make Up

Former Rivals Kiss & Make Up

Her rise to Power came to a screeching halt because of Barack Obama.  Now he is seeking to make nice with his vanquished rival and make her a part of his Royal Court as his Chief Diplomat, Secretary of State.

From Michelle Malkin:

 

Hillary Clinton plans to accept the job of secretary of state offered by Barack Obama, who is reaching out to former rivals to build a broad coalition administration, the Guardian has learned.

Obama’s advisers have begun looking into Bill Clinton’s foundation, which distributes millions of dollars to Africa to help with development, to ensure that there is no conflict of interest. But Democrats do not believe that the vetting is likely to be a problem.

 

This has all the makings of a huge failure.  The two of them obviously despise one another and now the Obamessiah wants to make Hilldabeast his Sec. of State.  I thought for sure he was going to assign that position to someone more moderate, say someone like Jeremiah Wright or William Ayers.  I simply cannot wait to see how this plays out!

Looks like the Sith Lord Darth Obama has taken an apprentice…Or could it be the other way around?

This Is Not Good: Iran Converts Foreign Currency To Gold

 

I'm With Stupid

Something is telling me that Iranian President Ahamdinejad maybe planning to exploit our “peaceful” transition of power and most likely the weakness of Dear Leader Elect Obama.

From The Astute Blogger:

Iranian newspapers are quoting a top adviser to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as saying the country has converted some of its foreign currency reserves into gold.

The papers published Saturday did not say how much of Iran’s estimated $120 billion in reserves were converted into gold. Iranian officials could not immediately be reached for comment.

The daily Jahan-e-Eghtesad, or Economy World, quoted presidential adviser Mojtaba Hashemi Samareh as saying Ahmadinejad ordered the change.

The decision comes after a dramatic fall in oil prices recently triggered by a global financial crisis. About 80 percent of Iran’s foreign currency revenue comes from oil exports.

This could be seen as sign of a imminent attack against the West.  Either way, I trust Ahmadinejad and Obama about as far as I can throw Oprah in her fat years.   Granted this is just speculation, it may not be an act of aggresion by Iran, it may simply be the bottom falling out on the dollar, but we must not let anything get by us where Iran is concerned. 

Buyers Remorse: Terrorist Bill Ayers Status With Obama Changes From Guy In Da Hood To Close Family Friend

It had to happen sooner or later.  It’s like going on Ebay and finding a shiny new Benz for $1 and when the car arrives you find out its not in fact a shiny new Benz, but instead it’s a rusted old Ford Pinto.  

Well, the Domestic Terrorist that Dear Leader Elect Barack Hussein Obama told us was nothing more then a guy in the same neighborhood declared on national tv that he and O-Bomb-Us are in fact close personal friends and always have been.

From Michelle Malkin:

Didn’t sleep much last night, so I was already feeling queasy when I tuned in to watch a bit of the Good Morning America interview with Barack Obama’s good family friend, Bill Ayers. Now, I’m really feeling sick in my stomach. The interviewer actually did an adequate job of trying to press Ayers on his terrorist past. But in the end, he acquiesced and let Ayers have the last, morally equivalent word. (Allah’s got the vid clips and more deconstruction.)

Ayers refused to say that the violent crimes of the Weather Underground were wrong. He talked about domestic terrorism as if it were akin to toilet-papering a neighbor’s tree. He magnanimously acknowledged that the Pentagon bombings “crossed lines of propriety, legality, and perhaps common sense.” Perhaps?

Confronted with the Prairie Fire manifesto’s dedication to Sirhan Sirhan, he waved it off with a quick “I reject that.” Asked about his 9/11 quote in the NYTimes lamenting that his terrorist outfit “should have done more,” Ayers whinnied that the quote was taken out of the context of the number of people killed in Vietnam.

Huh?

I can’t wait to see what else comes crawling out from under the same rock that Obama slithered from.

Americans were promised a Savior, a Messiah.  They were sold this whole package of a man who was going to change the world, part the seas, fill your pockets with other peoples money, and they bought into it.  Hook, Line and sinker. Now that the election is over, and with the short attention span of Americans, all of this will long be forgotten by the time 2012 rolls around, but by then I would hope and pray that Americans realize that their pockets are empty and the promise of bags of gold turned out to be nothing more then a load of shit that maybe, just maybe they’ll think to themselves…..”What the f*ck were we thinking?”

Gay Mafia Demands America Bend Over To Their Demands

Since when does such a minute minority in America have such a big voice?  I thought that a MAJORITY of VOTERS told the Gay Mafia a resounding “NO” in a recent ballot proposal in the land of Fruits and Nuts (California)?

From Michelle Malkin:

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The mainstream media have so far failed to get across the intensity of the ordeal that supporters of Prop 8 may now be subject to–something I realized on coming across this extraordinary blog account of a meeting at the legendary restaurant El Coyote in Hollywood, not far from where I grew up in Laurel Canyon. The meeting was between the elderly Mormon owner, who donated $100 to support Prop 8, and Prop 8 opponents, who are threatening a boycott, and it is as soul- grinding as something out of Soviet show trial history.

Personally, I feel that the Butt Pirates deserve to be as miserable as the rest of us, it just pisses me off that someone gave these schmucks too much power over the lives of NORMAL Americans.  If they want to smoke the baloney pony in the privacy of their own bedroom, then I don’t give a rats ass, but somehow their lifestyle is now being indoctrinated to our children.

I know many bloggers have seen the Zombie Time Pics the level of Deparavity with the mass sex orgy on the streets of San Franfreako.  Since when do Heterosexuals engage in a mass orgy on the streets?  How the hell is this even considered normal?  I just don’t understand for the life of me how the Gay Mafia became so powerful. 

Ok, it’s time to give the Gay Mafia rights.  Let’s start here. 10% of a gallon of Vaseline, now get back in the closet!

Going To Hell In A Handbasket: Celebrating The Obamessiah!

 

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

Well, why not?  According to the Obamessiah, with him as President every day will be like Christmas. (Sarc)

Was it not a requirement, once upon a time to actually have accomplished something AS President to have a holiday named for you?  Rather in this case, just becoming President sets about the motion to create a holiday in honor of the Chosen One, Barack Hussein Obama.

From Michelle Malkin:

Plans are being made to promote a national holiday for Barack Obama, who will become the nation’s 44th president when he takes the oath of office Jan. 20.

“Yes We Can” planning rallies will be at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. every Tuesday at the downtown McDonald’s restaurant, 1100 Kansas Ave., until Jan. 13. The goals are to secure a national holiday in Obama’s honor, to organize celebrations around his inauguration and to celebrate the 200th birthday of President Abraham Lincoln, who was born on Feb. 12 1809.

At 7:30 a.m. on Inauguration Day, Obama Cake will be served at the downtown McDonald’s, and a celebration is scheduled for 8 p.m. to midnight Jan. 20 at the Ramada Hotel and Convention Center, 420 S.E. 6th.

You have to be kidding me.  A national Holiday for a schmuck who thus far has only proven that he can buy an election.  He hasn’t even proven that he can lead anything besides a kumbya singalong followed by a group chant of “OBAMA” & “Yes We Can”.

I will not be celebrating on the day he is inaugurated.  I will be at work because some poor schmuck has to pay for all of these free giveaways and entitlements that the Messiah has promised his Sheeple.  I’m thinking that if this Obama Holiday happens, you dumbasses who are falling in line behind the chosen one will have finally and officially reached Cult Status.

Just as a reminder to all of the Obamabots.  Your president will get no more, and no less of the respect from me that you assholes gave President Bush.

My Thoughts On Sarah Palin

She's a good Hooker and a master baiter!

I have a lot of respect for Governor Sarah Palin and what she has accomplished, and that’s saying alot coming from a polished male chauvinist pig such as myself.  It is in my opinion that Sarah Palin did not lose the election for John McCain, but John McCain lost the election for John McCain.  

I would have thought that a man such as John McCain would have been more of a fighter in this campaign but he proved us all wrong.  Unwilling to bring up issues of Obama’s character and connecting him to racist preacher Jeremiah Wright and taking so much else off the table made this a losing proposition for the once Maverick.

Granted, I think that much more is going to come out of this election that will not bode well for Barack Obama.  I feel that many crimes were committed to get Barack Obama to the pinnacle of Power and I think he was knowledgeable in what crimes were being committed to get him there.  

As for Sarah Palin, I wouldn’t count her out.  She’s a gutsy broad with more balls then most of the men in Washington.  With time and experience, I think she herself will rise from the flames of John McCain’s disastrous political disaster and come out of it stronger and wiser.

I hope to see ya around in 2012 Governor Palin.

Economic Collapse Planned Or Coincidence?

I don’t want to be called a truther or a conspiracy nut, but I do find it strange that this whole economic collapse was predicted by McCain and the Republicans back as early as 2006 and the Democrats kept saying everything was ok, nothing is wrong, just keep walking.  Nothing to see here folks, show’s over!  

If it hadn’t been for this whole debacle with Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, which I must add was enabled and nurtured by Barack Obama and Barney Frank, I believe that John McCain could have easily have won the election, but of course we all know how it all played out.

I have to say, it would not surprise me one bit that the Democrats planned this all along know full well that President Bush would be blamed and anyone associated with him and the Republican party would be held responsible and would have a snowballs chance in hell of getting elected.  The Democrats only hope was a failing economy to come along.  How could they have not known this was coming?  

For Democrats to have power, they require an electorate that will vote with their hand out.  They NEED voters to have a need to be rescued by a big government.  Remember Huricane Katrina and the idiots that waited and waited for the Gubmit to come rescue them rather then packing up and getting the hell out of dodge?  That is the welfare mentallity created by a welfare state governed by Democrats.

I would like to think that my own government would not stoop to such a low level of depravity in the name of Power, but after watching the Democrats over the last 8 yrs in their deranged state of mind, I have to admit that it would not surprise me at all.

That’s just my opinion, I could be wrong…..but I doubt it!

The Three Stooges Of Economics: Dumb, Dumber & WTF Were We As A Nation Thinking?!?

 

Dumb, Dumber & What The Fuck Were We Thinking?!?

Dumb, Dumber & What The Fuck Were We Thinking?!?

Look, it’s the Three Stooges of Economics.  This shit is like a bad comedy & more closely resembles Larry, Moe & Curley trying to add 2+2 and coming up with 1.

What do you get when you add 1 incompetent Governor from Michigan + 1 Senator with a shotgun mouth and a bb gun ass + 1 Empty Headed Empty Suit with a Messiah Complex?  It equals total disaster and will prove to be a EPIC FAILURE!

Thank you, thank you….I’m here for the next four years. Try the veal!

Barack Hussein Obama Gives Campaign Workers Less “Change” Then Promised

Barack Obama’s campaign workers are becoming the first casulties of his campaign of “Change”.  Short Changed is more like it when they realized they were being shafted when they showed up for their 30 peices of silver….

Indianapolis – Lines were long and tempers flared Wednesday not to vote but to get paid for canvassing for Barack Obama. Several hundred people are still waiting to get their pay for last-minute campaigning. Police were called to the Obama campaign office on North Meridian Street downtown to control the crowd.

The line was long and the crowd was angry at times.

“I want my money today! It’s my money. I want it right now!” yelled one former campaign worker.

A former spokesman for the Obama campaign said 375 people were hired as part of the Vote Corps program and said people signed up to work three-hour shifts at a time. Three hours of canvassing got workers a $30 pre-paid Visa card.

The workers showed up to get their cards Wednesday morning at 10:00 am.

Just what the hell do you expect from a guy who lives the high life while his family lives in dirt floor huts and low income housing projects?  Did you think he would do you better then he has done his own blood? 

“I want my money today! It’s my money. I want it right now!” yelled one former campaign worker.

“I worked nine hours a day for 4 days and got paid half of what I should have earned,” said Randall Waldon.

“Talking about they’ll mail it to us. I ain’t worried about that, man. They’re not going to mail nothin’,

Obama’s campaign workers are merely getting a taste of what the rest of us are in store for.  Nothing like being screwed without the courtesy of a kiss or at the very least, a reach around!

My advise to the underpaid Obama Campaign Workers who are already feeling “Buyers Remorse…..”Gird your loins”, we told you so!

Facebook Groups: “Impeach Obama”

Not only is the mid-term 2010 campaign already gearing up, that groups calling for the impeachment of Barack Obama are already appearing on the popular social network site called Facebook.

From Breitbart.com:

Barack Obama has not even been sworn in yet as the 44th president of the United States but groups are springing up online calling for his impeachment.On Facebook, an “Impeach Barack Obama” group has attracted more than 700 members and a lively debate about the Democrat’s election victory on Tuesday over Republican John McCain.

Another Facebook group of the same name has 160 members and urges others to join because “we might as well get a head start on the impeachment of Obama.”

“There are a lot of Americans out there that do not fully understand the concept of Socialism or Communism which is why they’ve elected Obama as president,” it says.

Yet another Facebook group, “Impeach Barack Hussein Obama,” has 160 members.

It decries that Obama “has voiced support for various unconstitutional programs such as the assault weapons ban, universal healthcare, and various schemes for wealth distribution.”

“What are we going to do about it? IMPEACH HIM!” it says.

Obama still has some way to go, however, to equal the number of “Impeach George Bush” groups on Facebook, which lists at least 95 such groups with varying membership.

Obama is to be sworn into office on January 20, 2009. He will be the first African-American president of the United States.

Personally, I would rather wait and give the poor schmuck time to hang himself and the Democratic Party.  He threw on a disguise of being a Centerist and spoke “Conservatively” but behind that mask of deception, lies one of the most Liberal Senators to ever sit in the senate and in todays world, Liberal is the new slang word for Communist.

As much as I detest Barack Obama and everything he stands for, I think the Impeachment talk is way to premature if at all necessary.  I don’t want to witness another impeachment debacle like that of Bill Clinton.  Yes he deserved to be punished, but it fueled a need for revenge amonst the Liberal Democrats and no matter how things unfolded with the Bush presidency, they were going to fester in hatred like a boil on the buttocks of a south Chicago crack whore.

I’m a believer in what goes around, comes around.  Let the Obamessiah bring about his own defeat and expose himself as the corrupt fraud he and his party really and truly are.

Welcome To The United Socialist States Of America!

1damn

A friend of mine named Andrew posted this on his Facebook Profile.  I felt obliged to share it with all of you…

PEOPLE ARE SHEEP

To My Fellow Americans,

First of all to the liberals – congratulations on your win fair and square. Well sort of I guess…maybe. Yet again, the population of America has successfully been goaded by the likes of NBC’s wannabe political analyst Luke “shamelessly riding on the coattails of my late father” Russert (to Matt Lauer regarding University of Virginia students on the Today Shopw “You have to remember, the smartest kids in the state go there, so it’s leaning a little bit towards Obama”) and other such highly educated individuals as Paris Hilton. Congratulations on following through and electing just who the media wanted you to vote for. What can we expect from an unbiased media that was more focused on the cost of Sarah Palin’s wardrobe than Barack Hussein’s experience (or lack thereof), connections to the credit crisis (particularly his greatest supporters Fannie and Freddie), or ever-changing ways of avoiding the question at hand? Wait a minute did anyone outside of the conservative media minority dare to ask him or the campaign a legitimate question to begin with?

Maybe you wanted to feel like you were part of something bigger than yourself. Maybe you voted for who your friends or parents told you to. Maybe you wanted to make history. Maybe you have no real understanding of politics, the U.S. Constitution, or the idea that the benefits of someone else’s hard work and determination are not yours for the plundering. Maybe you thought it was cool to vote for Obama. Maybe you actually researched the candidates and honestly felt he was the best choice. Whatever you reasons consider that all actions have consequences and that a lack of experience usually leads to more mistakes than successes. Not much different than the idea that your mom and dad were never so keen on you borrowing the car when you turned 16.

I for one am not looking forward to watching this country slide further and further away from a democratic republic and align itself closer and closer with a socialist regime in which entitlement and handouts are the norm; while the drive to succeed and personal desire to achieve become less important to a people that have less incentive to work for anything than ever before in our nation’s history. Maybe I’ll stop going to school, working, and paying taxes. Hey why not if I do then everyone’s good buddy Barack “Robin Hood” Obama will just give me someone else’s hard earned money to support myself and my family with. The next four years will likely hold less mistakes in public address, but far more mistakes on the issues that really matter. Doesn’t anyone read Animal Farm in school anymore?

But perhaps I am wrong. Maybe it’s not your fault. Maybe the republicans did not get out to vote as they should have. Maybe the campaign was run poorly to begin with. Maybe Sarah Palin was not the right choice for the vice presidential nomination. Whatever the problem was, America has spoken and surely McCain did not have the answer. I guess I shouldn’t be so worried. After all, we have change and I guess there is always hope, but what exactly is that supposed to mean anyway? Oh I forgot, no one really bothered to find that out first. Ooops. I guess it will be okay, what can happen in four years?

We Are So Screwed

I cannot begin to express how I feel tonight.  A war hero lost to a community organizer who pals around with Terrorists and Racists.  There is only one thing left to say…..

 

We as a nation are FUCKED!

We as a nation are FUCKED!

The only good thing to come out of this is the fact that medical Marijuana became legal here in the state of Michigan.  I think I’m going to be needing some to get thru the next four years of redistribution of my earnings and living in a facist state.

Good news for Jimmy Carter though….In all likelyhood, Barack Obama will probably replace him as the most failed President in American history.

Well hang on to your wallets, crack open a beer and spark up a fatty…..it’s going to be long and expensive four years!

All Hail the Chosen One…..

 

Ah shit, here we go again.......

Ah shit, here we go again.......

Good night, and good luck America………………

The Night Before….

I admit it.  I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve.  I feel comfortable in knowing I did my part in this process.  Was it enough?  Only time will tell.  I have prayed hard that not only will John McCain and Sarah Palin be victorious on November 4, 2008, but that America delivers a death blow to the Liberal Democrats and sends a message to them that they can keep their “Change” because we want to keep ours and decide for ourselves how to spend our own hard earned money rather then Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi redistributing our wealth to those who did nothing to earn it.

I’m leaving at 6:30 am for our polls which open at 7 am.  My vote for McCain/Palin will be a thunderous “Fuck You” to the Democrats and by casting my vote, will be a giant middle finger to all Liberals!

Time to go to bed and pray some more.  Good night, and good luck America!

Obama’s Aunt In Country Illegally: “I Didn’t Know”

One would think that a person who wants to be POTUS would have some sense of awareness, like knowing the preacher who you claim to have been your spirtitual mentor was a racist Jew hating POS, or perhaps that the friends you keep are unrepentent terrorists who hate America and Israel.  But not Barack Obama.  Besides Jimmy Carter, has there ever been a person so clueless?  

Now we find out that Barack Obama’s aunt who is living in the projects of Boston is in this country ILLEGALLY and according to the all knowing all seeing Obamessiah, he didn’t know!  Oh, and by the way, the poverty striken aunt donated money to her nephew’s campaign.

From Michelle Malkin:

Barack Obama’s aunt, a Kenyan woman who has been quietly living in public housing in Boston, is in the United States illegally after an immigration judge rejected her request for asylum four years ago, The Associated Press has learned.

Zeituni Onyango, 56, referred to as “Aunti Zeituni” in Obama’s memoir, was instructed to leave the United States by a U.S. immigration judge who denied her asylum request, a person familiar with the matter told the AP late Friday. This person spoke on condition of anonymity because no one was authorized to discuss Onyango’s case.

Information about the deportation case was disclosed and confirmed by two separate sources, one of them a federal law enforcment official. The information they made available is known to officials in the federal government, but the AP could not establish whether anyone at a political level in the Bush administration or in the McCain campaign had been involved in its release.

Time to make some more room under the bus.  I suspect Obama’s aunt will join quite a crowd once the Chosen One tosses her under it.  I just wonder though, what job is it that American won’t do that she’s doing now?  Tell me again how Obama is dedicated to helping poor people…….

A brother who lives in a hut in Africa and now an aunt who lives in low income housing while the Chosen One lives high on the hog and the aunt is an illegal immigrant, but then again, Obama is a citizen of the world.

Obama Supporter Votes With Her Hand Out: “I cn Haz a Bailout?”

One Obama supporter anxiously waiting for the Messiah to take from my wallet and put it in her gas tank and to pay her mortgage.  She won’t have to do it anymore because Obama will make damn sure that you and I do it for her.

Aerosmith’s Joe Perry comes out of the closet! He’s A Republican!

Jamie’s Got A Gun, and if Joe Perry has his say, she’ll be able to keep it!  I’ve been a huge fan of Aerosmith for years and Joe Perry is one of the Greatest Guitar Players in the world, ranking right up there with fellow right winger Ted F’n Nugent!

From Michelle Malkin:

Well, whaddya know? Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry is a lifelong Republican who opposes Obama. The Boston Herald reports:

“We pretty much stay out of it, but seeing so many people come out for Obama, I just felt like ‘What the hell, I might as well raise my hand for this side,” Perry said from his Duxbury home.

Aerosmith has generally left the politics to bands like U2 and the Dixie Chicks, but axeman Joe Perry says national security and economic woes have prompted him to split from the rest of the entertainment world and throw his support behind John McCain.

My wife who is a Democrat is going to shit herself over this!  She is an even bigger Aerosmith fan then I am.  Last time we saw Aerosmith it was in 2003 with Kiss.  I bought her the tickets as a Hanukkah present and because I got the tickets so late, we ended up with nose bleed seats at the very top of the Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids Michigan.  But as we all know, Hanukkah is a miraculous holiday.  Two song’s into the opening act, the usher asked us to show her our tickets.  She then takes our $75 nose bleeds and hands us $150 floor tickets and says, “Enjoy”.   It was a great show. 

Now, they need to change the name of the song to “Sarah’s Got A Gun”