I Can Haz A Gubmit Cheezburger?

I believe this speaks volumes about Obama’s Golden Turd being thrust upon us by Nancy Pelosi and her Partner in Crime, Harry Reid.

i can haz a gubmit cheezburger

Smile you two assholes and say, “Gubmit Cheeze!”

Obama’s Election Thugs At ACORN Get A Bailout

The Moonbat Messiah is rewarding his gangsta buddies at ACORN for all of their fine illegal election work in helping him steal the 2008 Presidential Election.  This is CHANGE we as a Free Nation cannot afford.

From Atlas Shrugs:

Looks like the infamous ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) that was caught up in voter fraud in 2008 will be in the running to get some funding (pages 72-73 of the report.) The bill provides for $10 million for the SHOP program. The funding will provide competively awarded grants to national and regional nonprofit housing organizations to develop or rehabilitate low-income housing. There is plenty of more funding that will no doubt find its way to ACORN coffers like the $1 billion for Community Development Block Grants or the $4.1 billion for the Neighborhood Stabilization Program. Source Swine Line

ACORN is working hard for their money, this “non-partisan” organization is already campaigning for the stimulus:

For three weeks now ACORN members have been aggressively pursuing a campaign to pass a bold, progressive Economic Recovery package in the new Congress. Working closely with allies like US Action, AFSCME, and the larger Americans United for Change coalition, ACORN members are taking a major role in building the coalition to pass this recovery package, and to create the context for it to be both stronger and more directly responsive to the situation facing working families across this country.

American Express: “I cn hz a baleout?”

The Federal Reserve wants to know….What’s In Your Wallet?

icanhazabailout

Oops, wrong bank!  Anyway, are you feeling the “Change” yet?  As in, the change leaving your pocket and being redistributed to the pockets of someone, or something else?  American Express’ new motto is, “Don’t Leave Home Without Your Bailout” as they hop aboard the Obama Express leading to destinations unknown.

From Michelle Malkin:

 

Cha-ching. Does your wallet feel lighter?

Just across the news wire: The Federal Reserve has agreed to a request by American Express to “become bank holding company.”

 

This move allows American Express to secure funds from deposits, which could be cheaper than borrowing in bond markets.

 

“In light of the unusual and exigent circumstances affecting the financial markets … the Board has determined that emergency conditions exist that justify expeditious action on this proposal,” as stated by the Federal Reserve in their statement.

Apparently us the tax payers are becoming the Bank for corporation that wants in on the bailout which was a huge mistake to begin with.  Who’s going to bail me out when pockets are cleaned out and there is no “Change” left?  Oh that’s right, I’ll get the re-distributed scraps that the Obamessiah throws me.

ACORN Tries To Registers Mickey Mouse To Vote In Florida

Just how bad does Obama want to win this Presidential Election?  Does he want to win so bad that he is willing to find it acceptable that ACORN attempted to register Mickey Mouse to vote in the state of Florida?

 

More ACORN Fraud

More ACORN Fraud

From The St. Petersburg Times:

 

Mickey Mouse tried to register to vote in Florida this summer.

Orange County elections officials rejected his application, which was stamped with the logo of the nonprofit group ACORN.

Tow truck driver Newton Bell did register to vote in Orange County this summer. In the hands of ACORN, his paperwork went through without a hitch.

Two cases, two outcomes, each with a connection to ACORN, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now.

“This is part of a widespread and systemic effort … to undermine the election process,” says Republican National Committee chief counsel Sean Cairncross, who describes ACORN as a “quasicriminal organization.”

Why is it that the Republican are the only ones calling foul on this?  The silence from the Democrats on the issue of Voter fraud stemming from ACORN violations has been deafening.  Not one peep from any, any of the top Democrat leadership including their Messiah, Obama.

There needs to be some accountability here.  ACORN is apparently trying to hijack our Republic.  I find it ironic that Obama’s home of Chicago, Illinois has a long history of Corruption and Fraud where elections are concerned.

What really sucks is that we tax payers funded this criminal activity, unknowing of course, but yet we are paying for their crimes. Obama’s friends at ACORN recently received $100 million from the US Government courtesy of the $700 billion bailout.

Update: Michelle Malkin reports on Mickey Mouse’s voting registration…..

Like I said last week: When it rains, it pours. We’re drowning in a flash flood of ACORN voter fraud horror stories. Barack Obama and his followers remain in denial. How many thousands of bogus applications do they need to see before they put down their race card and acknowledge this massive illegal racket?

 

Me, I’m sure this is what the Chosen One would have to say about ACORN and their criminal activities:

“Uh…ummm…this is not the ACORN I knew. It’s that simple. Enough! I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message.”

 

FRAUD

FRAUD

 

SNL Rewrites Banned Bailout Skit: Could It Be George Soros Didn’t Approve?

Reports are out that the writers at Saturday Night Live are rewriting their Banned Bailout Skit because it didn’t meet their standards.  I can only imagine that the real reason was that it didn’t meet the approval of Barack Obama’s puppetmaster, George Soros who was one of the targets of the now banned skit.

From Michelle Malkin:

A “Saturday Night Live” skit that skewered President Bush, Democrats, homebuyers and subprime lenders for their roles in the mortgage meltdown was removed from the program’s website because it “didn’t meet out standards,” a spokesman for the show said Tuesday. An edited version of the skit will be re-posted online soon, the spokesman said.

The skit, a parody of a C-SPAN news conference, ridiculed subprime borrowers, housing speculators and Herbert and Marion Sandler, the real-life couple who built Golden West Financial into a subprime lending powerhouse and sold it to Wachovia before the subprime collapse. At one point in the skit, the Herb Sandler character says he made $24 billion off the subprime boom. Graphics then appear labeling the Sandlers as “People who should be shot.”

“Upon review, we caught certain elements in the sketch that didn’t meet our standards,” a spokesman for the program said in an E-mail message Tuesday. “We took it down and made some minor changes and it will be back online soon.”

 

Obama's Puppetmaster George Soros

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I and many other Conservative Blogger who are concerned about the fact that the Liberal Left is doing everything possible to block Constitutionally guaranteed Free Speech in order to usher in their Messianic Era and have the Chosen One Barack Obama elected posted a blog entries including a link to view the Banned Video.  CLICK HERE to read that post and to find the link to the video.

Censorship by another name is Barack Obama!

Message to George Soros…..Consider yourself PWND Biotch!

It’s up and running for now, till the Obamedia manages to get it removed from YOUTUBE, here it is…

Pass it on to every person you know….Viral is where it’s at in 2008!

Democrats Duck Responsibility Thanks To MSM

The Democrats dominant role in this whole financial boondoggle is being covered up by none other then the Mainstream Media now known as “The Obamedia” for their obvious bias and dedication to their Lord & Savior Barack Obama.

From Michelle Malkin:

On Sunday, October 5th, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch ran a front page article attacking Missouir’s senior Republican senator, titled “Bond’s tough talk on Fannie, Freddie rings hollow to some.” The article was authored by Deirdre Shesgreen, of the Post-Dispatch’s Washington Bureau. (Title’s been changed. Article is here.) The article takes Missouri Republican Senator Christopher “Kit” Bond to task for having a cozy relationship with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

In a hit piece that should not come as much of a surprise to anyone who reads the St. Louis newspaper, the article does allude to possible wrong doing of one Democrat, but focuses their ire on Bond, by stating;

“Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn., chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, which oversees the two firms, ranks No. 1, collecting more than $165,000.Bond is No. 8; his campaign committee has taken in more than $95,000 since 1989, the center’s tally shows. Bond said the donations never influenced his decisions.”

The Post-Dispatch didn’t feel it was necessary for its readers to know that the No. 2 recipient of donations was one Senator Barack Obama, who brought in $126,349, or that John Kerry was No. 3, bringing in a total of $111,000.

The weekend Post also carried a Business section column by David Nicklause, on “Economy drowns in seas of excess liquidity and cronyism,” stating that “Republicans, meanwhile, have favorite myths of their own. One is to blame the subprime mortgage crisis on speculators, those greedy folks who flipped Florida condos for profit or took out “liar loans” on houses they knew they couldn’t afford.”

The column continues on a back page, under the heading; “Don’t forget that capitalism is based on greed.”

It would have been nice if they had told us what socialism was based on, as well.

Barack Obama, Barney Frank and their Liberal Friends in Congress have benefited greatly from this whole mess.  Not only have Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac executives lined their pockets with generous amounts of cash, and this whole fiasco is something Obama and his campaign have been praying for.  They are hoping that this crisis will payoff for them politically.  This bailout is a Socialists dream come true and a tanking economy not only gives the image of defeat to our enemies but give hope to them that Obama will win in November.  Execs from these failed companies are advising Obama on his campaign. 

A Democrat accept responsibility for wrong doing?  We’re still waiting for Ted Kennedy to come clean on his vehicular manslaughter of a innocent woman one drunken evening, so I don’t suspect it will happen soon.

 

 

The Democrats Form Their Own Nigerian Scam

The loons call it a bailout, I call it a scam, similar to the Nigerian 411 scam that everyone with an email address has received one of the letters at one time or another.  Out of greed or stupidity, some people have actually responded to these letters and lost their personal fortunes.  The most un-ethical congress is now scamming the American people and out of greed our stupidity, we fell for it!

From Doug Ross:

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. CHRISTOPHER DODD, MILLIONAIRE SENATOR, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE NINETIES. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

I really don’t know whether to laugh or cry about this…

Oprah Winfrey’s Mother: “Can I Get A Bailout?”

Talk TV Diva and huge supporter of Barack Obama, Oprah Winfey who’s mother ran up $155,547.31 in credit card purchases is being sued by a department store for not paying her bill and she is now taking on the irresponsible mentality of entitlement and is saying she shouldn’t have to pay her bill, that the store should have never extended her credit and apparently her daughter Oprah is way to busy helping Obama overthrow the United States Constitution to help her momma.

From Michelle Malkin:

Oprah Winfrey’s mother should not have to pay a high-end fashion store the more than $150,000 it says it is owed because the store extended credit despite knowing her troubles managing debt, according to a new court filing.
101970Vernita Lee

Valentina Inc. sued Winfrey’s mother, Vernita Lee of Milwaukee, in July, contending that she racked up a bill of $155,547.31 in purchases and interest as of July 1. She was required to make a minimum monthly payment of $2,000 to the store, the suit says.

Mediation between the two sides failed last week, prompting Lee to file a counterclaim contending she does not owe the money.

The account is “unconscionable, and therefore, unenforceable because Valentina knowingly and unfairly took advantage of Lee’s lack of knowledge, ability, and/or capacity when Valentina created the account,” the civil lawsuit says.

It is the second time Lee and Valentina have been in conflict over her wardrobe bill.

In 2002, Lee was ordered to pay $35,000 upfront and make monthly payments of $5,000 until another past-due bill of $174,285 was paid, according to court records.

As part of the resolution of that case, a court order dismissing the case included the phrase, “Valentina Boutique, Inc., shall not at any time extend further store credit to the Defendant, Vernita Lee.”

The 2002 case was dismissed as long as Lee made the payments, which she did, according to the counterclaim.

Lee has had an open-ended charge account with Valentina since January 2004, according to the recent civil case.

Lee also contends that the store violated the Truth in Lending Act by not disclosing the finance charge and annual percentage rate in the account more conspicuously.

Just who the hell does she think she is, Fannie Mae?  Didn’t Oprah just recently give her momma a $100k for Mothers Day?  Pay your damn bills!  

I would like to know, when did personal responsiblity and self accountability die?  Are we that far down the road of Marxism that we are to depend on the government for everything in our daily lives?  

I have to pay my bills, noone else is going to pay them for me, and I don’t expect anyone, least of all, the Gubmit, to pay my bills.  

I have an idea for a new book for Oprah’s Book Club…….The Complete Idiots Guide To Personal Finance
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