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All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it’s hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

 

Even Jimmy Carter Thinks Obama Sucks

Biggest Loser: The Chicago Edition

How bad is it when fellow Dhimmicrat Jimmy Carter thinks the Obamessiah  sucks?  Epic Suck!

Apparently,  Failed President Jimmy Carter is objecting to Obama’s foreign policy being compared to his foreign policy during his four dismal years as POTUS.

From The Huffington Post:

In last month’s issue of Foreign Policy magazine, leading analyst and Iraq War supporter Walter Russell Mead opined that President Obama’s foreign policy agenda was turning into a duplicate of Jimmy Carter’s.

The former president penned a 1,500-word letter to the editor complaining about the article’s treatment of his foreign policy legacy. That’s followed by a second letter to the editor from Zbigniew Brzezinski, his national security adviser.

Both delve into an issue-by-issue defense of various Carter actions: whether it was relations with China, peace talks in the Middle East, a renewed emphasis on human rights in Africa, the strengthening of NATO and even the hostage crisis in Iran.

“I won’t criticize or correct his cute and erroneous oversimplistic distortions of presidential biographies and history except when he refers specifically to me,” Carter writes. “I resent Mead’s use of such phrases as ‘in the worst scenario, turn him [Obama] into a new Jimmy Carter,’ ‘weakness and indecision,’ and ‘incoherence and reversals’ to describe my service. An especially aggravating error is his claiming, ‘by the end of his tenure he was supporting the resistance to the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan, increasing the defense budget, and laying the groundwork for an expanded U.S. presence in the Middle East.’ None of these were late decisions based on a tardy realization of my earlier errors and misjudgments.”

CBS Confirms That Obama Is Unprecedented Failure

Unprecedented Failure of Epic Proportions

The numbers are in folks and even the Koolaid Slurpers at CBS are confirming it….Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States is a unprecedented and epic failure!

From CBS:

The Economy

F: 70.22%

Foreign Policy

F: 61.66%

Health Care

F: 81.49%

Afghanistan

F: 31.32%

Iraq

F: 35.72%

Threat of Terrorism

F: 65.35%

Energy and the Environment

F: 59.00%

Social Issues

F: 57.46%

Bipartisanship

F: 80.65%

Obama’s Overall Job as President

F: 63.22%

Surrounded by corrupt and incompetant people who are advising him. He may be a brilliant speaker with a teleprompter but is a stuttering idiot when speaking off the cuff.   The man does not have the ability or experience to govern.

I have witnessed Presidents come and go in my 44 yrs  and he is by far the worst I have seen, worse then Carter and I remember what a cowardly schmuck he was. 

He is allowing assholes like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to govern our country while he runs around the world making a mockery of the United States bowing, apologizing and making himself and America look weak.  He is out of touch with the Majority of Citizens in this country and has no respect for our Nation, it’s beliefs and our Flag.

More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show

The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has  now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”

If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!

Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!

Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.

Big Fucking Loser vs Huge Fucking Loser

Last night, Americans in one of the most liberal states in the nation told Washington that they were fed up and they were not going to take it anymore.  Massachusetts elected a Republican to the Senate seat that once held up the drunken Ted Kennedy. Out of that victory for America stumbled out some losers.  The first  one a big fucking loser, the second, a HUGE FUCKING LOSER….

Big Loser 

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Huge Loser

But now lets advance on to the latest term in Failed Politics….The Axis Of Fail and the people who define it….

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We should all relish and prosper in their failure.  Remember, when Obama and the Democrats fail, not only does an angel get its wings, but most importantly,  America succeeds when Democrats fail.

 

Same Shit Different Fucking Asshole

Those of us old enough just can’t escape this erie feeling of Deja Vu….

Dumbass V 1.0 Same hatred for Israel.  Same stupid smile, and the same failed ideas….

Dumbass V 2.0

History repeats itself because stupid people never learn!

Sad thing is, Jimmy actually thinks he could have been re elected in 1980!

From Weasel Zippers:

Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter said Monday that he had no regrets about his handling of the Iran hostage crisis more than 30 years ago, saying he didn’t attack the country as his advisers proposed because thousands of people would have died.

“I don’t have any doubt that was the main factor in my defeat,” Carter told reporters in the northern Thai city of Chiang Mai, where he was helping build houses for Habitat for Humanity. “Obviously, if I had rescued the hostages or they had not been taken, I would have been re-elected.”

Jeezus H Fuckin Keerist!  Could you imagine another 4 years of a Jimmy Carter Presidency?  Oh shit, that’s right, we’re livin the dream now!  Fuck me to tears!

 

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Islamotard

We all know what happened this week at Fort Hood.  Despite our State run Media sticking their heads in the sand, we all know what it was….It was an act of Islamic Terrorism plain and simple.  I don’t care what you say about the mental status or lack thereof in the mind of Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the fact remains he is a Major in the US military who is Muslim and decided to carry out an act of Terrorism based on the fundamental beliefs of his religion.

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Thanks to a brave female cop, this asswipe was eliminated from the equation with extreme prejudice but at the same time, he was DENIED access to the 72 virgins promised to him by the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad.  Instead, the Islamotard in the vegetative state will lie paralyzed in a Prison hospital bed while a cockstrong faggot teabags his nuts across Nidal’s nose for the rest of his life.

YOU FAIL BITCH!

The Hero & The Zero

Thank G-d this brave woman was nearby when the Islamic Terrorist began his attack on our Soldiers….

The Hero She managed to cap the Muslim Terrorist before he was able to cause even more death and destruction despite her getting shot multiple times.  She truly is a Hero.

And I would like to give a shout out to Chairman Zero who’s total lack of tact and dignity in the face of a tragic attack against American Citizens makes him come out as a huge douchebag shadowed only by the Islamoturd that killed 13 Americans…..This one’s for you Asshole……

Chairman Zero

I really have more use for tits on a bull then I do for Barack Hussein Obama.  Truly he will go down in history as an Epic Failure surpassing even Jimmy Carter.

 

The Michelle Obama Action-less Figure

Remember the movie I Robot…..Cumming to a Town Hall Meeting near you to take away quality health care from you and your family….Michelle Obama, the actionless figure for emasculated liberal weenies everywhere….

Chewbacka Action Figure

From the State Operated Chicago Tribune:

Coming soon: a 6-inch plastic doll of Michelle Obama for $12.99, being billed as an "action figure."
Sculptor Jason Feinberg of Brooklyn, N.Y., who’s behind the dolls, admits the term "action figure" is used loosely. The first lady, after all, is featured in nothing more lethal than her trademark sleeveless dresses (and enviable biceps).
Buyers may choose from among the purple dress she had on when the Obamas shared their campaign "fist bump," the red-and-black number from election night in Grant Park, or the black-and-white floral frock she favored for her appearance on "The View."

Obi None Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize For ……

….doing absofuckinglutely not a fucking thing but fuck this fucking country the fuck up and kowtow to our fucking fuck fuck enemies and giving a few teleprompter aided speeches.

So with that being said, I couldn’t help but do my part to shit it up for Chairman Zero and splooge on the award. 

 I can haz a peace prize and of course we couldn’t let this go without a few words from everyone’s favorite honkey hater…….

imagonna

I can probably go out and find one at the bottom of a box of Frosted Flakes!

Once again the empty headed empty suit provides us with more laughs then a Nancy Pelosi & Barney Frank Porno movie.

 

Community Organizer VS Real American Hero

Empty Headed Empty Suit

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Real American Hero

The empty headed empty suit unfortunately will be the likely winner and real heroes and true leaders will come out the losers.  Obama’s failure to lead and a lack of desire to win will bring about the death of many American Soldiers.

Timothy Geithner To Be Thrown Under Obama’s Bus?

Epic Fail In Progress  Rumors are flying around Washington that Treasury Secretary Timmah Geithner is about to become yet another victim of Obama’s bus and be tossed under and offered up as a human sacrifice to the Liberal Messiah Barack Hussein Obama.

This is exactly what you get when you put a tax cheat in charge of taxpayer money….Epic Failure.  I would have felt safer putting Bill Clinton in charge of a whore house. 

From NewsBusters:

Is President Barack Obama’s administration showing hints it is losing confidence in Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner? CNBC’s Larry Kudlow said the signs are suggesting as much.

The host of "The Kudlow Report" said in an appearance with CNBC On-Air Editor Charlie Gasparino on his March 17 broadcast that a statement put out earlier today by the administration, and placed at the top of the Drudge Report, hinted this was the beginning of the end for Geithner.

"You know, statements out of the blue – statements like this are what I call a real bad leading indicator that Geithner’s time, days may be numbered," Kudlow said. "It may not happen in the next week, but it may happen."

The statement was made in relation to the Treasury Department’s handling of the brouhaha surrounding the $165 million in bonuses paid out to American International Group (AIG) executives, even though they were recipients of bailout money from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP).

The schmuck couldn’t even pay his own taxes and the Moonbat Messiah, who I think has been slurping his own koolaid, put Geithner in charge of our country’s tax dollars.  Who is the bigger schmuck?  The schmuck who cheated on his taxes or the schmuck who hired the tax cheat?

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Obama Inspires Woman To Paint Car & Quit Making The Payments

This is the Hope & Change that Obama had in mind and perhaps the perfect metaphor for all those Obamabots slurping the Koolaid…….

Obama Car

Big surprise….An Obama supporter paints her car as a tribute to the Moonbat Messiah, and she has stopped making the payments.  Is anybody besides me NOT surprised by this?  I saw this coming the day AFTER the election.

From NewsBusters:

This story defines the phrase "the audacity of hope," but it probably won’t make the network news. Jennifer Hale of Scripps-Howard News Service reports on unemployed artist Jennifer Stone-Anderson of St. Petersburg, Florida, who used her free time to turn her car into a rolling artistic tribute to Barack Obama. The problem? She’s not making the payments:

Stone-Anderson missed her car payments in December, January and February and has started receiving calls from Chrysler. She has ignored them.

She said that Chrysler has the paperwork to repossess the car, and it’s really just a matter of the company finding it at this point. The car is hard to miss, but Stone-Anderson said she’s not worried about the company taking it.

"Barack says he’s an eternal optimist," she said. "We’re like minds."

It took Stone-Anderson four months of planning and two months of painting to transform the car from humdrum white to a vibrant montage of political art. The car’s vignettes call for change in areas such as recycling, alternative energy, breast cancer awareness and health care. In July, she even wrangled the novelty license plate "44 PREZ."

The Obamabot even reports that people scream obscenities at her work of art and that her dream is to sell the car so she can payoff Chrysler and …(this is the funny part, you;re going to love this)…….Buy a new car.

I’ll bet dollars to donuts this deadbeat Obamabot gets a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts?

 

The World Sees Obama As A Big Pussy

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I’m telling you, this shit would not have happened when George W. Bush was President.  The dictators and thugs of the world smell fear and the stench is coming from the Big Pussy in the Oval Office.

From Flopping Aces:

And we have this report from RIA, the Russian news service: “Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has proposed to Russia using a Venezuelan island for temporary hosting of Russian long-range aviation, a top-ranking Russian Air Force official said Saturday.”

And from CNN: “Russia expressed interest in using Cuban airfields during patrol missions of its strategic bombers, Russia’s Interfax news agency reported.”

And from Bloomberg: “Russia could land strategic bombers at Cuban and Venezuelan airfields while conducting patrols, the head of the Russian strategic air force was quoted as saying by the Interfax news service.”

Every single blood thirsty piece of shit can see that Obama is weak and he’s what they’ve been waiting for all these years.  Perhaps The Messiah may want to send Hillary back to Russia with that RESET button!

Bush was always polite and a gentleman when dealing with Putin, but the Russian Leader knew that Bush would not back down from a fight. Now we’re stuck with a gutless eunuch  for the next four years who will jump like a sissy girl if Chavez, Putin or Castro says “boo”!

 

Jimmy Carter Writes Another “Blame The Jews” Book

Epic Fail:  Jimmy Carter

While Barack Hussein Obama is busy building an even bigger legacy of failure then Jimmy Carter did in the 70’s, Islam’s most convenient dumbass has been busy writing yet another “It’s all the fault of the Jews” book.

From the Jerusalem Post:

Jimmy Carter does not apologize for the historically inaccurate and inappropriate use of the word "apartheid" to describe the security wall that has effectively prevented Hamas suicide bombers from killing and maiming Israelis in restaurants and discotheques. He does not acknowledge that it has saved countless lives.

But this should come as no surprise. As with his last book, Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid, Carter doesn’t even feign a balanced approach to the Arab-Israeli conflict in We Can Have Peace in the Holy Land. He ignores the fact that a majority of Palestinians still refuse to accept the existence of the State of Israel, while insisting that peace would be achieved if Jerusalem would simply accede to the demands of the Palestinians. And because Israel refuses to unilaterally take those steps, We Can Have Peace in the Holy Land is a 180-page harangue of the Jewish state.

Part of the problem is that Carter is a man who once enjoyed prominence as a peacemaker – he presided over the 1978 Camp David Accords between Israel and Egypt – but now lacks access to most of the power brokers in the Middle East. If one can somehow ignore the incessant snipes at Israel’s defense policies, the book reads like a tedious and depressing political diary of an elderly man who can’t quite remember where and when he misplaced his clout.

Poor, poor Jimmy.  This poster child for “Fail” seems to think that people give a shit about his opinion on anything, let alone the Middle East.  He handed Iran over to Islamic Terrorists on a silver platter and now he wants to surrender Israel to the Islamonazis.  Up until Obama, Carter was one of the worst Presidents in American history, and with his continued Saudi funded anti Semitic tirades, he further plunges himself into the abyss of Irrelevancy.

I was a kid in 6th grade when Jimmy Carter became President in 1976.  As a 12 yr old kid who’s main interest was Pheasant hunting and riding my bike, I remember oh so well surrender of our Embassy in Tehran to the Islamic Terrorists and Jimmy’s do nothing attitude that lost him the election in 1980 to perhaps the greatest President of the 20th century, Ronald Reagan.  While the mullahs were laughing their asses off at Carter’s cowardice, they were shitting their pants when Reagan took the helm and was quick to surrender the hostages back to the United States. 

I remember my Grandmother always saying the Jimmy Carter was a “good man”, but even then, I remembered him as a pussy.  My adult memories of Jimmy will always be that of him as a Religious Bigot who never accepted responsibility for his short comings and decided instead to take the convenient road of blaming the Jews.  In his old ages, he is not now, nor has he ever been an inspirational leader, he only inspires hatred not peace.

 

Ron Paul: The Only Man Who Can Save America Is An Accomplice To It’s Bankruptcy

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Mr. Small government Ron Paul is the GOP’s biggest Porker when it comes to earmark spending and after all of his screaming about smaller government he is nothing more then a hypocrite no different then Obama, Reid, Murtha, or Pelosi.  Nothing more then a RINO as I long suspected he was.

From AoSHQ:

1) He is one of the biggest yellers about small government. I certainly don’t begrudge him that but…

2) Does such a yeller need to be the top Republican porker? Can’t he satisfy himself with being, say, in the middle third of earmarkers?

And of course:

3) It’s disappointing, because I’ve been told he’s the Only Man Who Can Save America.

The Texas congressman who is the darling of the Libertarian Right, has more earmarks in the pork-laden $410-billion spending bill than any other Republican.

That’s not according to the MSM, or the liberal blogosphere. That’s what Fox News is reporting.

In an interview Tuesday  night with Fox News’ Neil Cavuto, Paul not only defended his own earmarks, he argued that every penny in the federal budget should be earmarked, to improve transparency.

I wonder if any of the earmarks for America’s Krazy Unkkkle was to payback the White Supremacists that supported him during his run for President?

On Behalf Of America, I Apologize To England That Our President Is Such A Putz!

As a life long American who loves this country with all of his heart, I would like to offer our friends on the other side of the pond a sincere apology for the inconsiderate actions of President Barack Hussein Obama for treating our oldest and most loyal ally so poorly when PM Gordon Brown visited our country recently.

Please understand that Barack Hussein Obama is a self centered, narcissistic schmuck who has no class, and shares his lack thereof with his equally self centered bride (of Frankenstein).

Though I would not blame you for turning our back on us, please see it in your heart to forgive us as a nation and remember that if the Messiah continues on the path he’s taken thus far, he will only be president for 4 yrs instead of 8 dreadful years.

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MSNBC Poll: Obama Earns An “F” For His Performance As President

The schmucks at MSNBC had enough faith in their Messiah to put this poll up size up just what kind of job Chancellor O is doing.

From MSNBC:

If you were grading Barack Obama on his performance as president, what would he get?   * 93686 responses

He gets an A
17%

He gets a B
6.8%

He gets a C
5.1%

He gets a D
12%

He gets an F
59%

Not a scientific survey. Click to learn more. Results may not total 100% due to rounding.

I’ve got dollars to donuts this poll will eventually disappear.  There is no way in hell that MSNBC can put a positive spin on this.