Ghey Hitler

The Jewish holiday of Hanukkah is once again upon us and I thought just for shits and giggles I would dedicate this holiday that celebrates a Jewish Military Victory and a miracle to a particular ass wipe who failed in an epic way to destroy the Jewish people.

Ghey Hitler

Ghey Hitler 2

I only wish this cowardly fuck would have given the Jewish People the opportunity to hang him in Israel like they did Adolf Eichmann, but instead, Hitler chose the Ghey Wey out and ate a bullet instead this dying a cowards death.

 

Joy Behar: Dumber Then Shit

ffAnd this is the woman who thinks Sarah Palin is an idiot…

From Yid With Lid:

Today the village idiot of "the View" announced that she is uncomfortable with the term "Black Friday" because she thought it was a bit racist.

GOLDBERG: Oh, hello and welcome to ‘The View.’ Today is Black Friday, all day long," Goldberg said. "And I’m going to stay black all day because of it.
BEHAR: Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
GOLDBERG: Well, I would have called it African American Friday, but that’s taking something away from it.
BEHAR: But there’s a negative connotation to it? Or does it mean something else?
GOLDBERG: No, it’s like when you make all the money – you’re in the black.
BEHAR: So it’s positive?
GOLDBERG: Yeah. It’s in the black, so it’s a huge great thing.
BEHAR: A lot of times, like blackmail is negative, black sheep.
GOLDBERG: Black people.
BEHAR: No, not black people.
GOLDBERG: But it used to be, it used to be.

Has anyone ever noticed that Liberals are more concerned with race then Conservatives?

Only two words can be used to describe something this vile and stupid….

joybehar

CLICK HERE if you feel the need to actually hear this cum dumpster speak her mind on the wacism involved with the term “Black Friday”

 

Happy St. O’Bama’s Day!

holiday obama

While the rest of us are struggling to pay the bills, the Moonbat Messiah, St. O’Bama is partying like it’s Sept 10, 2001 in the White House celebrating St. Patrick’s Day on the publics dime.

The Politico 44

A White House aide tells POLITICO44 that Obama (O’Bama?) will be hosting two St. Patrick’s Day bashes …

… at the White House Tuesday night.
The theme at the WH will be green all day. Starting at the top o the morning–or more like 11a.m. — Obama and Joe Biden will meet with the Taoiseach of Ireland in the Oval Office. A little while later, they’ll attend a Shamrock Ceremony in the Roosevelt Room.
After meeting with the Northern Ireland officials, Obama will travel to the Capitol where he will deliver remarks at Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s St. Paddy’s Day lunch.

I can’t wait to see the party Obama and his friends throw to celebrate Holocaust Remembrance day.

 

March 14th Is Valentines Day For Men

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!  Finally, a Hallmark Holiday for men!

Steak & BJ Day!

 

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

 

Sorry About My Absence

Things have been real freaking busy where I work at in recent weeks and by the time I get home, the only thing I felt like doing was kicking my feet up and watching a rerun of NCIS or the NASCAR race on the weekend.  Someone, after all has to pay for all this Stimulating Hope & Change that the Moonbat Messiah has promised everyone.  Someone has to keep working to pay for all of these bad mortgages that irresponsible people got themselves into and refinanced 110% of the equity in that home to buy that 72 inch plasma tv and the X-Box that will further meltdown their minds into goo and mush.

Hopefully, this week I’ll get myself back on track.  More coffee is needed!  Right now, I think I’ll kick back with a nice Turkish coffee and a pastry and contemplate this afternoons Kobalt Tools 500 from Atlanta Motor Speedway and make sure I have my Fantasy NASCAR team picks ready.

Tomorrow night begins the holiday of Purim for all you fellow Jews.  For you Goyim, Purim, like Hanukkah can be described in about 10 words….”They tried to kill us, we won, Let’s Eat!”.

National Holiday For The Moonbat Messiah Runs Into A Snag

This desire to have a national holiday declared for someone who has accomplished nothing more then stealing an election and destroying our Grand Republic is the biggest pile of crap since Clinton uttered the words, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”.   And we all know how that turned out!

Do these people have nothing better to do with their time now that the election is over?  Are they in need of something to fulfill their empty lives now that the Obamessiah is set to assend from the heavens to Rule over the citizens of the United Socialist States of America?

From Michelle Malkin:

Uh-oh. The planned Adoration of the Obamessiah has run into some planning snags.

Turns out that the Obama cult member who wants to lobby for the holiday doesn’t have as many supporters as he claimed, according to the Topkea Capital-Journal.

You’ll also be happy to know, he doesn’t have permission from McDonald’s to serve “Obama Cake” there on Inauguration Day:

“You absolutely do not have permission to do any kind of Obama planning,” owner Karen Tyler said in a voice mail left on Scroggins’ phone and played for The Capital-Journal.

For Obama Christ’s sake, get a freaking life!  Obama cake?  What’s next, renaming the McRibb after the Moonbat Messiah?  I’m waiting for Obama’s loyal subjects to have a ballon in his honor at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.  Only one problem with that though…..That inflated head and those huge ears would never make it down the street!

I think it’s time to get back to the business of everyday life.  The Obamessiah is not going to part the sea, will not feed the masses, and cannot walk on freaking water.  He’s a man, granted he’s a pussy, but a man nonetheless  with nothing more then an overinflated ego and an unrealistic sense of self worth, not a miracle worker.  I highly doubt I’m going to hell because I think he’s a narcasistic blow hard who’s so full of shit it turned his eyes brown, AND I will sleep comfortably tonight with that belief.  The Koolaid drinking sheeple can kiss my fat ass if they don’t like it!

If this by chance does come to pass, I will simply do what Jews do on Christmas, which is a holiday I don’t celebrate also.  I will rent “Team America” and “Invasion USA” and order in Chinese!

Going To Hell In A Handbasket: Celebrating The Obamessiah!

 

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

Well, why not?  According to the Obamessiah, with him as President every day will be like Christmas. (Sarc)

Was it not a requirement, once upon a time to actually have accomplished something AS President to have a holiday named for you?  Rather in this case, just becoming President sets about the motion to create a holiday in honor of the Chosen One, Barack Hussein Obama.

From Michelle Malkin:

Plans are being made to promote a national holiday for Barack Obama, who will become the nation’s 44th president when he takes the oath of office Jan. 20.

“Yes We Can” planning rallies will be at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. every Tuesday at the downtown McDonald’s restaurant, 1100 Kansas Ave., until Jan. 13. The goals are to secure a national holiday in Obama’s honor, to organize celebrations around his inauguration and to celebrate the 200th birthday of President Abraham Lincoln, who was born on Feb. 12 1809.

At 7:30 a.m. on Inauguration Day, Obama Cake will be served at the downtown McDonald’s, and a celebration is scheduled for 8 p.m. to midnight Jan. 20 at the Ramada Hotel and Convention Center, 420 S.E. 6th.

You have to be kidding me.  A national Holiday for a schmuck who thus far has only proven that he can buy an election.  He hasn’t even proven that he can lead anything besides a kumbya singalong followed by a group chant of “OBAMA” & “Yes We Can”.

I will not be celebrating on the day he is inaugurated.  I will be at work because some poor schmuck has to pay for all of these free giveaways and entitlements that the Messiah has promised his Sheeple.  I’m thinking that if this Obama Holiday happens, you dumbasses who are falling in line behind the chosen one will have finally and officially reached Cult Status.

Just as a reminder to all of the Obamabots.  Your president will get no more, and no less of the respect from me that you assholes gave President Bush.

Wanna Scare The Crap Out Of Your Kids This Halloween?

We don’t celebrate Halloween in our house, but if you really wanna scare the crap out of your kids this year, I know this one lit up would leave a pile in my drawers.

From Michelle Malkin:

Jack o lantern Michelle Obama.

 

Boo mutha f*&#r

Boo mutha f*&#r

Now that’s a bad mutha…….I know, “shut my mouf”.  I think we should from here out, refer to Michelle Obama as “Punkin Head”.

She looks alive, doesn’t she?  I wouldn’t want her husband the “Brainless Horseman” to throw that at me on a bridge in the dark!

Under an Obama presidency, kids won’t have to wait till Halloween to go out begging for candy anymore.  The Gubment will provide anything and everything thanks to the redistribution of wealth.  Take from those who work, and give to those who don’t want to work.  

I may just dress up for Halloween this year…..Trick or treat this biotches…….

 

Trick or Treat this....

Trick or Treat this....

Yet Another Jewish Holiday

Once again beginning at sundown, I will be away from my blogging duties to observe Yom Kippur.  I will return tomorrow night and I will try to post some stuff throughout the day today.  We’ll see what comes up.  After John McCain’s boring PC performance last night, I will no doubt spend my entire day tomorrow in shul praying for a October surprise.

To all of my Jewish friends who will be observing Yom Kippur, I hope you have a easy fast.

Shalom Y’all!

Getting Ready For Rosh Hashanah

The wife has me running around like a madman today going to the store and helping her cook for Rosh Hashanah which starts at sundown on Sept. 29, 2008.

I must say, the house smells wonderful.  Matzah Ball Soup, Brisket, Chicken, Cabbage and Noodles, Pickles, Olives, Baba Ganoush, Humus, Pita, and Cholent.   I’ll be eating Cholent for the next month, oy vey!

We have twelve guests coming for dinner on the first night, none of which are Jewish, and some people coming for lunch on tuesday afternoon after we get home from Synagogue.

The wife is originally from Rockaway Beach in New York and transplanted herself here in West Michigan, the bible belt of the north and a smaller then what she’s use to Jewish Community.

She finally gave me a break so I could relax, so here I am.

New Name & New Look

Welcome to The Chonicles Of A Rogue Jew.

As many of my regular readers have noticed I’ve been playing around with the look and feel of my blog and I think I’ve finally come up with a new look for it and with that new look came a new name also.  I’m kicking around the idea of finding a host for the site and setting myself free of the restraints of WordPress as the blog host.  Now I just have to clear it with the missus and see what she thinks about it.

As you can tell, I customized the Header and added some feeds from two of my favorite blogs, The Jawa Report and Hot Air.  I’m just making sure the feeds don’t affect the loading of the page and in the future I may add more feeds.

Beginning Monday Sept 29, 2008 I will be setting aside my blogging duties for a couple of days because of the upcoming Jewish Holiday Rosh Hashanah   ראש השנה  which is the Jewish New Year.  I will be posting like a maniac between today and monday.  To my Jewish Readers I would like to wish you all a “L’shanah tovah tikatev v’taihatem” which in english means, “May you be inscribed and sealed for a good year.”