Michelle Obama’s Hatchet Wound

Look below the fold to see why I dedicated this song to new First Lady Michelle Obama

Who’d a thunk.. Michelle Obama has a little meat between the sheets, take a look at this unflattering photo.

I see your camel toe!

I see your camel toe!

Damn!

Hatchet Wound

Calling Michelle Obama a *class act* is a real reach. Meet the new First Lady of the United States of America!

I can’t remember Jacqueline Kennedy, Laura Bush or even Hillary Clinton going out in public dressed like this. First Lady *Camel Toe* is just NOT something that translates to *classy*…

Message To Barack Obama: Fuck You!

 

***Warning*** Intended for Mature Audiences Only. May contain adult language and sexual references.  Reader Discretion is Advised!
“I’m The Rogue Jew and I approve of this message!”
You know something? I’m pissed right the fuck off tonight.  I am sick and fucking tired of being told what I can and cannot say about this schmuck running for President.  The egomaniacal messiah of the Democratic Party.  The Media have spent more time investigating a fucking plumber then they have that Prick Obama.  G-d forbid you speak out against Obama.  After what some people have seen what the MSM did to Joe the Plumber, they are now afraid to come out of hiding to speak the truth about Obama’s relationship with Ayers the Terrorist.

Fuck em!  Obama, Biden, Dean, Billary Clinton, and all the rest of the Kool Aid drinking cult of assholes can line up and kiss my fat hairy ass. Tonight I am so fucking pissed off I can hardly breath.  McCain, where is the Maverick?  Why are you not kicking Obama’s ass back to the turd world country he came back here from?  Quit being such a nice guy.  My past experience tells me nice guys finish last and assholes finish with time to spare.  Time to strap your nuts on and spend this last two weeks pounding Obama’s punk ass into a puddle of piss, shit, snot and blood, and if the bitch gets back up, then put him back on the mat.  

Who gives a flying fuck what the MSM says.  I know, I know…They’ll say your a racist….They are going to say that anyway.  That’s the only thing he’s got to run on.  I could give two shits what race he is, who the fuck cares, white, black, yellow, purple….From where I sit, his color is Commie Fucking Red and that’s the only color I see in this election.  I’m a Jew and I did’nt vote for that liberal Prick Lieberman when he ran with dumbass Al Gore, so race or religion doesn’t mean squat shit to me when it comes to choosing a leader.  I want someone with some big fucking balls and an itchy trigger finger who falls asleep at night with his fucking finger on the button.
You get the message.....

You get the message.....

I know what your all saying…Why the foul language?  I’m sick to fucking death of the hopey changey nicey nice crap.  I gave blood, sweat, and snot to the Michigan of Dept of Corrections for over ten years.  I graduated with a PhD in four letter words.  The word “Fuck” was used as a comma in most cases.  I haven’t gone off on a four letter rant in so long it really feels good to get it off my chest.  So I figure before the Feuhrer goes off and makes it illegal to use his name in vain, I figureed I’d give that Penis with Ears a good verbal fist fuck for him and his cult of schmucks to remember me by while their slurping the koolaid he pisses forth unto the masses.
I personally wish they’d take Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy and Howard Dean. Tie all of them pricks to their chairs and make em stare at Helen Thomas till that bitch uglies that whole bunch to death!
On that happy note, I think I’m going to go to bed now.  I will need all the sleep I can get to pay for Obama to spread my wealth around and hand over my hard earned dollars to the baby making cum guzzeling crack whores and their pimps/dealer……Fuck, I’m tired!
We are so fucked!

We are so fucked!

This message has been brought to you by the letter Fuck and the number You!

Democrats Duck Responsibility Thanks To MSM

The Democrats dominant role in this whole financial boondoggle is being covered up by none other then the Mainstream Media now known as “The Obamedia” for their obvious bias and dedication to their Lord & Savior Barack Obama.

From Michelle Malkin:

On Sunday, October 5th, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch ran a front page article attacking Missouir’s senior Republican senator, titled “Bond’s tough talk on Fannie, Freddie rings hollow to some.” The article was authored by Deirdre Shesgreen, of the Post-Dispatch’s Washington Bureau. (Title’s been changed. Article is here.) The article takes Missouri Republican Senator Christopher “Kit” Bond to task for having a cozy relationship with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

In a hit piece that should not come as much of a surprise to anyone who reads the St. Louis newspaper, the article does allude to possible wrong doing of one Democrat, but focuses their ire on Bond, by stating;

“Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn., chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, which oversees the two firms, ranks No. 1, collecting more than $165,000.Bond is No. 8; his campaign committee has taken in more than $95,000 since 1989, the center’s tally shows. Bond said the donations never influenced his decisions.”

The Post-Dispatch didn’t feel it was necessary for its readers to know that the No. 2 recipient of donations was one Senator Barack Obama, who brought in $126,349, or that John Kerry was No. 3, bringing in a total of $111,000.

The weekend Post also carried a Business section column by David Nicklause, on “Economy drowns in seas of excess liquidity and cronyism,” stating that “Republicans, meanwhile, have favorite myths of their own. One is to blame the subprime mortgage crisis on speculators, those greedy folks who flipped Florida condos for profit or took out “liar loans” on houses they knew they couldn’t afford.”

The column continues on a back page, under the heading; “Don’t forget that capitalism is based on greed.”

It would have been nice if they had told us what socialism was based on, as well.

Barack Obama, Barney Frank and their Liberal Friends in Congress have benefited greatly from this whole mess.  Not only have Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac executives lined their pockets with generous amounts of cash, and this whole fiasco is something Obama and his campaign have been praying for.  They are hoping that this crisis will payoff for them politically.  This bailout is a Socialists dream come true and a tanking economy not only gives the image of defeat to our enemies but give hope to them that Obama will win in November.  Execs from these failed companies are advising Obama on his campaign. 

A Democrat accept responsibility for wrong doing?  We’re still waiting for Ted Kennedy to come clean on his vehicular manslaughter of a innocent woman one drunken evening, so I don’t suspect it will happen soon.

 

 

John Kerry Gone Wild!

John Kerry Gone Wild, or is it Slut Boated?

John Kerry was photographed recently doing what appears to be his best Ted Kennedy impersonation.  “John Kerry, Reporting for booty, er I mean duty!”

John Kerry

John Kerry

From the folks over at HotAir:

Kerry’s office demanded TMZ.com change the way it was posting the matter.

“The caption on this TMZ gossip website is completely erroneous and insulting, and it should be immediately corrected. As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story,” said Kerry spokesperson David Wade.

See the girl in the front holding the red cup?  Let’s take a closer look at the drinking accessory being orally utilized by the Lurch’s young fan……

Penis Sipper Straw

Penis Sipper Straw

Looks like John Kerry wasn’t the only dick attending this party!  I wonder who spilled the Ketchup on these antics?

Pimpin Like a Kerry!

Pimpin Like a Kerry!

“Gurls, did I ever tell you the story about the boat I road in ‘Nam??

Next To John Edwards, This is John Kerry's biggest fan!

Next To John Edwards, This is John Kerry's biggest fan!

If he was the typical Democrat he would drive one of those girls home, drive off a bridge and save himself. Then report it to the cops the next day like his old buddy Ted!

Lurch looks like he is in need of another Botox injection…A little long in the face, I would say.  Nancy Pelosi is probably hogging it all up to keep her face up while she works hard to save the planet.

And his buddy Barack Hussein Obama should be ashamed of him…Looks like this little shindig was exclusive to “Whites Only”.

Happy Tax Day! Senator Ted Kennedy Reminds Americans To Do As He Says, Not As He Does!

The Senator from the state of Taxachussettes, Ted Kennedy who literally got away with vehicular homocide of a innocent young woman, would like to remind all Americans on Tax Day to do as he says, not as he does.

In this video, Hot Air correspondent, Jason Mattera asked Sen. Teddy Kennedy why his family and him defend higher taxes on estates (death tax) while his family pays very little.

From Hot Air:

Ted Kennedy Singing In Spanish At Osama/Obama Rally

I know, he’s done worse things while intoxicated. Prepare yourself. Refrain from drinking & eating while watching this video. The Rogue Jew in accordance with The Vast Global Zionist Conspiracy is not responsible for any food or drink spewed, sprayed, or otherwise expelled while viewing. Viewer Discretion is advised!