Douchebag of the Week

Keith Olberdouche

From The Urban Dictionary:

2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal characteristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (although think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large theirs are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They likely are to drive huge gas guzzelers while preaching to the rest of the world to drive Al Gore approved Hybrid Douchemobiles. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class member of the Mainstream media.

*See also Kanye West

MSNBC Poll: Obama Earns An “F” For His Performance As President

The schmucks at MSNBC had enough faith in their Messiah to put this poll up size up just what kind of job Chancellor O is doing.

From MSNBC:

If you were grading Barack Obama on his performance as president, what would he get?   * 93686 responses

He gets an A
17%

He gets a B
6.8%

He gets a C
5.1%

He gets a D
12%

He gets an F
59%

Not a scientific survey. Click to learn more. Results may not total 100% due to rounding.

I’ve got dollars to donuts this poll will eventually disappear.  There is no way in hell that MSNBC can put a positive spin on this.

 

After Nine Years, Oprah’s Allowing Another Cover Girl on O Magazine: Michelle Obama

After a nine year run, ego maniac Oprah Winfrey is giving up the Cover Girl spot on her self named O Magazine to First “Lady” (I use that term loosely) Michelle Obama.

From NewsBusters:

Oprah Winfrey’s been resoundingly in the tank for Barack and Michelle Obama for several years now. On her show the other day, she touted how the Obamas would show the nation how to have family dinner together each night (as if they accomplished that on the campaign trail). On her show Friday, Oprah announced that someone else would share the cover of O Magazine: Michelle Obama, of course.

It’s not going to be a hard-hitting story. Oprah’s website promises:

This is where the oozing began:

Oprah: I had heart palpitations coming through the White House gate, recognizing that this really is now your home. It’s the White House, and it’s your home.

Michelle Obama: And it’s a beautiful home. When you go out and come back, especially at night, with all the white lights on—it’s just beautiful. We feel privileged, and we feel a responsibility to make it feel like the people’s house. We have the good fortune of being able to sleep here, but this house belongs to America.

I’m quite sure that Talk TV’s First Lady did not have to clear the questions ahead of time with Michelle’s handlers.  That would be like expecting Chris Matthews or Keith Olberman to ask the Moonbat Messiah about his troubling connections to William Ayers or Tony Rezko….We all know, that is never going to happen.  I expect nothing but Sugar & Spice in this article.  Nothing with substance.  I will probably need an insulin shot after reading it.

I did manage to draw from my own creative spirit to imagine what I think the latest cover of O Magazine should look like…..

Oprah Cover Girl

Remember all of those bizarre Nude Obama With A Unicorn pictures?  Well the artist decided to do a rendition of Michelle Obama Nude With A Dolphin. (Not a Miami Dolphin)  I’ve seen several of the Artist’s paintings of Nude Obama and I think we’ve found a cheap replacement for all of those Black Velvet Elvis paintings hanging in Trailer Parks throughout America.

Get Over Yourself!

I cannot believe all the bullshit over a freaking cartoon of a dead monkey.  The liberal leftards are losing their damn minds over this?

chimpcartoon460

What about this…..

bush-chimp

When it was President Bush being compared to a chimp, it was perfectly ok by Liberal Democrats and considered freedom of expression.  Except in this case when it is their Messiah that is targeted, that of course brings assholes like Al Sharpton out of the closet in this age of Post Racism when shcmucks like him are looking under every rock for something to maintain their relevency and fill their pockets with money extorted in the name of “Civil Rights”.

Most recently, one of the Cunts from The View, Joy Behar compared the cartoon to that of an assassination threat against Rev. Jim Jones Barack Obama.  I don’t remember her being so concerned when the movie “Death of a President” came out.  Joy really needs to get out more and perhaps start taking her meds again.  She really is one loony bitch.  Her and everyone else offended over this cartoon really need to get over themselves already.  Is it really worth it?

 

***ALERT***LA Times Suppressing Video Evidence That Obama Is A Jew Hating POS

Do you think for one minute if this was a video tape of John McCain or Sarah Palin bashing Jews or lavishing praise on someone who was once an operative for a Palestinian Terror organization that they would sit on it as they are right now simply because it provides proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is a Jew hating POS?

I swear, journalism as we once knew it to be is dead.  The media has one purpose and one purpose only.  To see to it that Hook or by Crook, Barack Obama is to be elected President in 2008.  The media will suppress, hide, lie, cheat, and steal to see to it, no matter what.

If it were a video or audio of a Republican doing anything that would have a negative impact on the election, the Media would be all over like stink on a turd, but because it is the “Chosen One”, the Obamessiah, they will simply do nothing.  They will admit that they are hiding evidence, but in their own minds they are justified in their actions.

The media is behind the biggest coverup in history, I believe this to be an even bigger coverup then the Watergate Scandal.  The media uncovered that one, but are working as enablers for the Obama campaign to hide everything negative there is about their Messiah.

I’m judgeing by the subscription numbers of the LA Times, that not many people read that rag anyways.  Most of LA speaks either spanish or ebonics so they are in all likelyhood unable to comprehend or even read anything other then the pictures.  How bad is that?  A liberal rag cannot even get the Liberal Sheeple to buy their rag. 

I think that more and more people get their news and information from other sources.  TV, Radio, and Internet.  More people then I can imagine are probably finding out about this Love that Obama has for Palestinian Terrorists and will let the world know how they feel in the ballot box on tuesday.

Michelle Malkin has This & This on the Coverup.

***ALERT***: IMPORTANT UPDATE

More information on the content of this video tape is coming in.  There seems to be a really good reason why the LA Times is hiding this and does not want the Jewish Voters to find out what is on this video tape. 

From Doug Ross:

You know the videotape that shows Barack Obama toasting PLO terrorist Rashid Khalidi? The one that the Los Angeles Times refuses to release?

“The Los Angeles Times did not publish the videotape because it was provided to us by a confidential source who did so on the condition that we not release it,” said the newspaper’s editor, Russ Stanton…

How frickin’ stupid do they think we are? Someone gave the Times a videotape so it wouldn’t be released? And they can’t publish a transcript?

I guess that’s the kind of executive talent the newspaper business is attracting these days.

However, I received a tip from a person who has provided useful, accurate and unique data from LA before (e.g., “All six of CNN’s ‘undecided voters’ were Democratic operatives“). Take it for what it’s worth, but I believe this person is on target.

Saw a clip from the tape. Reason we can’t release it is because statements Obama said to rile audience up during toast. He congratulates Khalidi for his work saying “Israel has no God-given right to occupy Palestine” plus there’s been “genocide against the Palestinian people by Israelis.”

It would be really controversial if it got out. Tha’s why they will not even let a transcript get out.

 

Fuck Obama! Now Is Not The Time To Surrender!

I know, you’re looking at the electoral college map and it doesn’t look good.  The media keeps filling our heads with Barack Obama this, and Barack Obama that and telling you he has already won and that the only thing left is for the fat lady to sing.  Bullshit!

Before John McCain came to his senses and chose Sarah Palin as his running mate, the Conservative base of the Republican Party was in a state of depression and demoralized beyond belief, then came Sarah Palin and it was like a life saving breath to a dying person.  All of a sudden, we had hope. 

While Conservatives were feeling hopeful and reenergized, the Liberal Left all of a sudden became fearful once again of Conservatives because of the excitement that Sarah Palin had ignited amongst what the Left had hoped for was a demoralized Conservative Base of the Republican Party. 

The Liberal Left with their Messiah Barack Obama had hoped and prayed for Conservatives to be feeling hopeless and demoralized so that we would simply feel all hope was lost and that we would just stay home on November 4th, 2008.

Damn it all, don’t give them socialist pricks what they’ve been hoping for.  On November 4th, we need to report for our duty as Americans.  Contrary to what those assholes are telling you on CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC and in all those shit paper rags like the NYT, and the LA Times, this election is not over and Obama has not yet won and in no fucking way is he “Entitled” to the Presidency especially from lack of voter turnout by Conservative Americans.

Barack Obama has resorted to Credit Card Fraud, Voter Intimidation, and Election Fraud in order to win this election and his new motto has become, “By Hook Or By Crook”.  He recently stated that he felt a rightous wind at his back, noone bothered to tell him that was a queef from his bride of Obamstein.

On November 4th, I want every single person to get off their asses, put down the video game, put on some carharts or cammo and take your ass to where you need to be to cast that important vote.  It is your sworn duty as a bitter American who clings to his/her guns and your faith.  I will accept nothing less then full compliance. 

Don’t believe the hype!  Don’t believe the propoganda that the Mainstream Hit & Run Media has force fed you all these weeks.  All IS not lost, and will only be lost if you fail to participate in the process.

I stand by my earlier statements.  FUCK BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!  Barack Hussein Obama and his minyon of morons can kiss my fat hairy ass on election day.  I won’t be staying home.

Philly TV Station Spotlights Bidens Gaffability

 

Created by The Rogue Jew

Created by The Rogue Jew

Joe Biden and his Master Barack Obama just don’t know how to handle themselves when the Media steps out of their assigned Goose Stepping March and dares ask Biden challanging questions about Obama’s desire for redistribution of wealth in his Socialist agenda for America.

From Michelle Malkin:

 

Joe gets testy when he’s tested. You saw him with Barbara West in Florida. Now, see him howling about the “hokum” from two Philly anchors.

Gird your loins, buddy. Gird your own loins:

Like the others before them, this TV station has been banned from future interviews with Biden or the Obamessiah.  In all likelyhood, they will probably have their FCC license yanked if Obama rises to his Throne of Entitilement for daring to question the designs Obamastein and Bigor have in store our hard earned money and just how THEY want to spend it by spreading the wealth.

Gird your loins for the Hopey Changey fuzzy feeling the Obamessiah will help you feel as he lightens your load (wallet) and makes you feel the Change (leaving your pockets).

Obama Campaign Cries Foul At Tough Media Questions

I guess not all reporters and media outlets have been slurping the poisoned koolaid from the Fountain of O.  WFTV Channel 9’s Barbara West opted not ask the typical softball questions to Democratic VP candidate Joe “Gaffalot” Biden.

 

West asked about Sen. Barack Obama’s comment, to Joe the Plumber, about spreading the wealth. She quoted Karl Marx and asked how Obama isn’t himself being a Marxist with the “spreading the wealth” comment.

“Are you joking?” said Biden, who is Obama’s running mate. “No,” West said.

West later asked Biden about his comments that Obama could be tested early on as president. She wondered if the Delaware senator was saying America’s days as the world’s leading power were over.

“I don’t know who’s writing your questions,” Biden shot back.

The Obama campaign was so unhappy about the Chutzpah of Barbara West’s questions that they canceled a interview that was scheduled with Jill Biden, Mr Gaffalot’s old lady.

From Michelle Malkin:

Why did Barack Obama’s campaign cancel a WFTV-Channel 9 interview with Jill Biden, wife of Sen. Joe Biden? The campaign cited “an unprofessional interview” WFTV’s Barbara West did Thursday with Joe Biden. In a statement Friday, Adrianne Marsh, Florida spokeswoman for Obama’s campaign, said the station, in talking with Sen. Biden, was “both combative and woefully uninformed about simple facts.” Marsh said West’s insistence that Obama was an organizer for ACORN was “100 percent false.” “In a line of questioning that would make Rush Limbaugh proud, West even went as far as to quote Karl Marx, a Communist icon, in a disturbing attempt to associate Barack Obama with socialism,” Marsh wrote. West said, “I think I asked him some pointed questions. . . . I don’t think I was rude or inconsiderate to him.”

How dare the media ask such questions of the Obamessiah.  Don’t they know who he is?  He is their lord and savior and they have no right to ask such questions about their “Dear Leader”.  

Team Obama have gotten way to use to the all fluff and no stuff questions posed by the biased media.  It was a refreshing change to see real journalism in action and to see Joe Biden slapped around.

The Gospel According To The Obamabots

His disciples have been slurping Koolaid away at the Fountain of O and their feeding frenzy has brought them crawling out from under their rocks in huge masses.  Their virus of hate seems to be spreading and of course you’ll never hear Obama utter in public any of these, not like the MSM Obamedia would ever report it,  but his cult like followers are making gospel out their “Hope” and “Change” agenda.

Here are some ideology of “Change” that Liberals “Hope” will come about under their Messiah.

From RWN:

• I think Karl Marx had some valuable insights into capitalist economies!
• The Second Amendment does too allow government to ban handguns!
• Let’s standardize the federal age of consent at 16!
• Promiscuity between consenting adults is good exercise!
• Health care is a service, not a business!
• I don’t support the troops. I support some troops, depending on whether or not they’ve committed war crimes!
No more wars without United Nations or at least NATO support!
• Saving the boulder darter was worth a few thousand jobs!
• If Eastern Europeans think NATO will go to war to defend them against Russia, they’re out of their minds!
• Ditto if Taiwan thinks the United States will go to war to defend it against China!
• Let’s teach evolution in Sunday school!
• The military-industrial complex is a greater menace than most foreign nations!
• If Israel isn’t out of the occupied territories in six months, we’ll cut off all aid.
• Higher gas prices are good because they make everybody bike and take public transit like they should!
• America isn’t the greatest nation in the world. We think it is only because it’s our country. Duh!
• America won’t be the world’s most powerful nation forever. And you know what? Handing that responsibility off will be a relief!
• America’s official languages should be English and Spanish!
• Judges should legislate from the bench if they want to.
What’s so great about the Judeo-Christian tradition?
Big-city values are better than small-town values!
I’m glad the Muslims whupped the Christians during the Crusades! Served ‘em right!
• We need a shorter work week!
• We’re undertaxed. Look at Europe!
• Terrorism isn’t that big a threat to America!
• Let’s bring back the era of big government.
• It’s not enough that the top 5 percent pays 55 percent of our taxes. Why not 75 percent?
• Many welfare moms kicked off the rolls by the 1996 welfare-reform bill are worse off in their crappy jobs!
• Ronald Reagan was a crummy president!
• Broad availability of gay marriage: good. Broad availability of gay divorce: better!
Pornography is good for your marriage because it teaches you new sexual techniques!
• The problem with public schools is private schools!

Obama’s Ideology Isn’t The Only Thing That Smells Bad

O Force One stinks too.

Looks like some of the people who have been following their Messiah around on their Pilgramage of Change are getting sick and tired of Chosen One’s lack of organization and the fact that O Force One smells particularly bad, and is reported by a CBS Reporter, Dean Reynolds.

From CBS Reporter’s Notebook:

(NASHVILLE, TENN.) – After most of the previous 12 months covering Barack Obama’s campaign for the presidency, it was interesting, instructive and, well, relaxing to follow John McCain for the last few days. The differences between the two are striking. 

Obama is the big time orator, McCain is the guy who struggles with a teleprompter or even note cards strategically placed nearby. Obama’s crowds are larger, more enthusiastic. McCain’s events are smaller, but to my eye, better choreographed. And now with the addition of Sarah Palin to some of his events, McCain can boast of crowds that match Obama’s in energy. 

The McCain campaign plane is better than Obama’s, which is cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time. Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated. 

Maybe none of this means much. Maybe a front-running campaign like Obama’s that is focused solely on victory doesn’t have the time to do the mundane things like print up schedules or attend to the needs of reporters. 

But in politics, everything that goes around comes around.

I would like to Thank Mr. Reynolds, for his fair and balanced journalism … a rare find these days especially over at CBS (Central Barack Stations).   Imagine what the White House is going to be like with that lack of organization and the lack of respect for the People House.

ABC, NBC and CBS: The Guardians Of Obama’s Secrets

Journalism is virtually dead in America.  The mainstream media is so in the tank for Obama that if he were to kill Hillary in cold blood in front of witnesses, CBS, CNN, ABC, MSNBC and NBC would completely ignore it and turn their heads as if it never happend.

From WND:

Major broadcast networks ABC, NBC and CBS have decided to help Barack Obama hide his real agenda by refusing to accept advertisements for “The Audacity of Deceit: Barack Obama’s War on American Values,” claims the new book’s author, media expert Brad O’Leary.

These same networks, as well as Time-Warner, CW and Fox, which also declined ads for the book, however, will be running ads for “W,” the new Oliver Stone movie with a highly charged political agenda, O’Leary noted.

“There are two possibilities,” said O’Leary, a veteran political consultant, radio talk host and TV producer. “Either the mainstream media are trying to completely shut out messages critical of Obama, or they are afraid of legal action.”

He explained the Obama campaign’s opposition to the book’s message includes a commitment to cite stations’ “responsibility” under their licensing procedures should they air ads for the book.

Obama’s Lawyer Threatens TV Stations That Run NRA Ad

Your hard earned money isn’t the only thing in danger if Barack Obama is elected President.  Freedom of Speech is being tossed to the side by Team Obama and those who dare expose the truth about the false Messiah are threatened by Obama’s own Brown Shirt SS.

From Hot Air:

Obama’s lawyer Robert Bauer is warning station managers not to air the NRA’s new anti-Obama “Hunter” ad if they want to stay in the FCC’s good graces. Follow the link and read his letter and the NRA’s rebuttal for point/counterpoint. Is the NRA attributing gun policy positions to Obama which he no longer holds? Hard to say. Is there such a thing as a consistent Obama gun position? He flip-flopped opportunistically on the D.C. gun ban and was caught lyinga few months ago about whether he’d ever seen that 1996 questionnaire in which his campaign claimed he supported a total ban on guns.

Here is the Video that Obama does not want the American people to see.

Obama Throws US Soldiers Under The Bus: Part 2

Well it appears that not only did Obama blow off wounded US soldiers while on his Rock Star Tour de Farce, he apparently shunned the troops in Afghanistan in favor of photo ops playing basket ball.

From the Anti-Idiotarion Rottweiler:

Hello everyone, 

As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his visit to ‘The War Zone’. I wanted to share with you what happened. He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram.

As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn’t say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights) so he could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He again shunned the opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their service.

So really he was just here to make a showing for the American’s back home that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to make an effort to come all the way over here you would thank those that are providing the freedom that they are providing for you.
I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players or the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders than from one of the Senators, who wants to be the President of the United States. I just don’t understand how anyone would want him to be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to be around those that provide the freedom for him and our great country.

If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry but I wanted you all to know what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is all fake.

The Obamessiah seems to feel that he is above the men and women who have risked their lives so that he and his bitter half are free to be ashamed of the country that has given them so much.  He opt out of answering questions from the foreign media, gives a blah speech on his vision of his own Fourth Reich in which the media inflates the attendance numbers so as to no give a true image of their messiah and savior.  Personally, I have dreams of this cocksucker giving his concession speech the day after the election after suffering a horrible loss.

Read more below the fold about Obamalamadingdong the Magic Negro’s World Tour that was NOT reported by the adoring mainstream media.

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Obama Throws Wounded US Soldiers Under The Bus

The campaign bus of Barack Hussein Obama is getting quite crowded.  Between his adoring media fans on the inside and those people who have proven to be a political liability that have been thrown underneath, Obama’s going to need a bigger bus!

The latest casualties to be tossed aside by the Obama campaign are the wounded soldiers at the Landstuhl Medical Center at Ramstein, Germany.  Apparently because he cannot exploit them for the purpose of his campaign propaganda, he no longer finds them useful to him so under the bus they go!

From MSNBC:

A U.S. military official tells NBC News they were making preparations for Sen. Barack Obama to visit wounded troops at the Landstuhl Medical Center at Ramstein, Germany on Friday, but “for some reason the visit was called off.”

One military official who was working on the Obama visit said because political candidates are prohibited from using military installations as campaign backdrops, Obama’s representatives were told, “he could only bring two or three of his Senate staff member, no campaign officials or workers.”  In addition, “Obama could not bring any media.  Only military photographers would be permitted to record Obama’s visit.”

The official said “We didn’t know why” the request to visit the wounded troops was withdrawn.  “He (Obama) was more than welcome.  We were all ready for him.”

No cameras, no adoring media, no fanfare……No Obama!