Douchebag of the Week

Keith Olberdouche

From The Urban Dictionary:

2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal characteristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (although think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large theirs are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They likely are to drive huge gas guzzelers while preaching to the rest of the world to drive Al Gore approved Hybrid Douchemobiles. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class member of the Mainstream media.

*See also Kanye West

MSNBC Poll: Obama Earns An “F” For His Performance As President

The schmucks at MSNBC had enough faith in their Messiah to put this poll up size up just what kind of job Chancellor O is doing.

From MSNBC:

If you were grading Barack Obama on his performance as president, what would he get?   * 93686 responses

He gets an A
17%

He gets a B
6.8%

He gets a C
5.1%

He gets a D
12%

He gets an F
59%

Not a scientific survey. Click to learn more. Results may not total 100% due to rounding.

I’ve got dollars to donuts this poll will eventually disappear.  There is no way in hell that MSNBC can put a positive spin on this.

 

After Nine Years, Oprah’s Allowing Another Cover Girl on O Magazine: Michelle Obama

After a nine year run, ego maniac Oprah Winfrey is giving up the Cover Girl spot on her self named O Magazine to First “Lady” (I use that term loosely) Michelle Obama.

From NewsBusters:

Oprah Winfrey’s been resoundingly in the tank for Barack and Michelle Obama for several years now. On her show the other day, she touted how the Obamas would show the nation how to have family dinner together each night (as if they accomplished that on the campaign trail). On her show Friday, Oprah announced that someone else would share the cover of O Magazine: Michelle Obama, of course.

It’s not going to be a hard-hitting story. Oprah’s website promises:

This is where the oozing began:

Oprah: I had heart palpitations coming through the White House gate, recognizing that this really is now your home. It’s the White House, and it’s your home.

Michelle Obama: And it’s a beautiful home. When you go out and come back, especially at night, with all the white lights on—it’s just beautiful. We feel privileged, and we feel a responsibility to make it feel like the people’s house. We have the good fortune of being able to sleep here, but this house belongs to America.

I’m quite sure that Talk TV’s First Lady did not have to clear the questions ahead of time with Michelle’s handlers.  That would be like expecting Chris Matthews or Keith Olberman to ask the Moonbat Messiah about his troubling connections to William Ayers or Tony Rezko….We all know, that is never going to happen.  I expect nothing but Sugar & Spice in this article.  Nothing with substance.  I will probably need an insulin shot after reading it.

I did manage to draw from my own creative spirit to imagine what I think the latest cover of O Magazine should look like…..

Oprah Cover Girl

Remember all of those bizarre Nude Obama With A Unicorn pictures?  Well the artist decided to do a rendition of Michelle Obama Nude With A Dolphin. (Not a Miami Dolphin)  I’ve seen several of the Artist’s paintings of Nude Obama and I think we’ve found a cheap replacement for all of those Black Velvet Elvis paintings hanging in Trailer Parks throughout America.

Get Over Yourself!

I cannot believe all the bullshit over a freaking cartoon of a dead monkey.  The liberal leftards are losing their damn minds over this?

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What about this…..

bush-chimp

When it was President Bush being compared to a chimp, it was perfectly ok by Liberal Democrats and considered freedom of expression.  Except in this case when it is their Messiah that is targeted, that of course brings assholes like Al Sharpton out of the closet in this age of Post Racism when shcmucks like him are looking under every rock for something to maintain their relevency and fill their pockets with money extorted in the name of “Civil Rights”.

Most recently, one of the Cunts from The View, Joy Behar compared the cartoon to that of an assassination threat against Rev. Jim Jones Barack Obama.  I don’t remember her being so concerned when the movie “Death of a President” came out.  Joy really needs to get out more and perhaps start taking her meds again.  She really is one loony bitch.  Her and everyone else offended over this cartoon really need to get over themselves already.  Is it really worth it?

 

***ALERT***LA Times Suppressing Video Evidence That Obama Is A Jew Hating POS

Do you think for one minute if this was a video tape of John McCain or Sarah Palin bashing Jews or lavishing praise on someone who was once an operative for a Palestinian Terror organization that they would sit on it as they are right now simply because it provides proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is a Jew hating POS?

I swear, journalism as we once knew it to be is dead.  The media has one purpose and one purpose only.  To see to it that Hook or by Crook, Barack Obama is to be elected President in 2008.  The media will suppress, hide, lie, cheat, and steal to see to it, no matter what.

If it were a video or audio of a Republican doing anything that would have a negative impact on the election, the Media would be all over like stink on a turd, but because it is the “Chosen One”, the Obamessiah, they will simply do nothing.  They will admit that they are hiding evidence, but in their own minds they are justified in their actions.

The media is behind the biggest coverup in history, I believe this to be an even bigger coverup then the Watergate Scandal.  The media uncovered that one, but are working as enablers for the Obama campaign to hide everything negative there is about their Messiah.

I’m judgeing by the subscription numbers of the LA Times, that not many people read that rag anyways.  Most of LA speaks either spanish or ebonics so they are in all likelyhood unable to comprehend or even read anything other then the pictures.  How bad is that?  A liberal rag cannot even get the Liberal Sheeple to buy their rag. 

I think that more and more people get their news and information from other sources.  TV, Radio, and Internet.  More people then I can imagine are probably finding out about this Love that Obama has for Palestinian Terrorists and will let the world know how they feel in the ballot box on tuesday.

Michelle Malkin has This & This on the Coverup.

***ALERT***: IMPORTANT UPDATE

More information on the content of this video tape is coming in.  There seems to be a really good reason why the LA Times is hiding this and does not want the Jewish Voters to find out what is on this video tape. 

From Doug Ross:

You know the videotape that shows Barack Obama toasting PLO terrorist Rashid Khalidi? The one that the Los Angeles Times refuses to release?

“The Los Angeles Times did not publish the videotape because it was provided to us by a confidential source who did so on the condition that we not release it,” said the newspaper’s editor, Russ Stanton…

How frickin’ stupid do they think we are? Someone gave the Times a videotape so it wouldn’t be released? And they can’t publish a transcript?

I guess that’s the kind of executive talent the newspaper business is attracting these days.

However, I received a tip from a person who has provided useful, accurate and unique data from LA before (e.g., “All six of CNN’s ‘undecided voters’ were Democratic operatives“). Take it for what it’s worth, but I believe this person is on target.

Saw a clip from the tape. Reason we can’t release it is because statements Obama said to rile audience up during toast. He congratulates Khalidi for his work saying “Israel has no God-given right to occupy Palestine” plus there’s been “genocide against the Palestinian people by Israelis.”

It would be really controversial if it got out. Tha’s why they will not even let a transcript get out.

 

Fuck Obama! Now Is Not The Time To Surrender!

I know, you’re looking at the electoral college map and it doesn’t look good.  The media keeps filling our heads with Barack Obama this, and Barack Obama that and telling you he has already won and that the only thing left is for the fat lady to sing.  Bullshit!

Before John McCain came to his senses and chose Sarah Palin as his running mate, the Conservative base of the Republican Party was in a state of depression and demoralized beyond belief, then came Sarah Palin and it was like a life saving breath to a dying person.  All of a sudden, we had hope. 

While Conservatives were feeling hopeful and reenergized, the Liberal Left all of a sudden became fearful once again of Conservatives because of the excitement that Sarah Palin had ignited amongst what the Left had hoped for was a demoralized Conservative Base of the Republican Party. 

The Liberal Left with their Messiah Barack Obama had hoped and prayed for Conservatives to be feeling hopeless and demoralized so that we would simply feel all hope was lost and that we would just stay home on November 4th, 2008.

Damn it all, don’t give them socialist pricks what they’ve been hoping for.  On November 4th, we need to report for our duty as Americans.  Contrary to what those assholes are telling you on CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC and in all those shit paper rags like the NYT, and the LA Times, this election is not over and Obama has not yet won and in no fucking way is he “Entitled” to the Presidency especially from lack of voter turnout by Conservative Americans.

Barack Obama has resorted to Credit Card Fraud, Voter Intimidation, and Election Fraud in order to win this election and his new motto has become, “By Hook Or By Crook”.  He recently stated that he felt a rightous wind at his back, noone bothered to tell him that was a queef from his bride of Obamstein.

On November 4th, I want every single person to get off their asses, put down the video game, put on some carharts or cammo and take your ass to where you need to be to cast that important vote.  It is your sworn duty as a bitter American who clings to his/her guns and your faith.  I will accept nothing less then full compliance. 

Don’t believe the hype!  Don’t believe the propoganda that the Mainstream Hit & Run Media has force fed you all these weeks.  All IS not lost, and will only be lost if you fail to participate in the process.

I stand by my earlier statements.  FUCK BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!  Barack Hussein Obama and his minyon of morons can kiss my fat hairy ass on election day.  I won’t be staying home.

Philly TV Station Spotlights Bidens Gaffability

 

Created by The Rogue Jew

Created by The Rogue Jew

Joe Biden and his Master Barack Obama just don’t know how to handle themselves when the Media steps out of their assigned Goose Stepping March and dares ask Biden challanging questions about Obama’s desire for redistribution of wealth in his Socialist agenda for America.

From Michelle Malkin:

 

Joe gets testy when he’s tested. You saw him with Barbara West in Florida. Now, see him howling about the “hokum” from two Philly anchors.

Gird your loins, buddy. Gird your own loins:

Like the others before them, this TV station has been banned from future interviews with Biden or the Obamessiah.  In all likelyhood, they will probably have their FCC license yanked if Obama rises to his Throne of Entitilement for daring to question the designs Obamastein and Bigor have in store our hard earned money and just how THEY want to spend it by spreading the wealth.

Gird your loins for the Hopey Changey fuzzy feeling the Obamessiah will help you feel as he lightens your load (wallet) and makes you feel the Change (leaving your pockets).