Head Choppers Ball:Khalid Sheikh Muhammad Confesses To 9/11

So much for the 9/11 conspiracy nuts that keep saying “Bush Did It”!

WASHINGTON, March 14, 2007 – Suspected al Qaeda operative Khalid Sheikh Muhammad has admitted masterminding the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks as well as the World Trade Center bombing in 1993.

“I was responsible for the 9/11 operation, from A to Z,” an interpreter read from Muhammad’s statement to the Combatant Status Review Tribunal on March 10 in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

What makes this Islalmoscumbag so attractive to the Liberal Democrats is the statement he made about America:

Muhammad went on to say that he was not trying to make himself out to be a hero, but an enemy of America.

So is John Murtha, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, and Barack Hussein Obama (bin Laden). Luckily though we can shoot this SOB, unfortunately we’re stuck with the FUBAR Five listed above, although if any of them are finally charged, tried and sentenced to death for Treason and Sedition, I will happily volunteer to for duty as Executioner.

The tribunal was an administrative trial to determine only whether Muhammad could be designated as an enemy combatant. Muhammad used the opportunity to submit, through an interpreter, a two-part personal statement with 38 terrorism-related admissions.

He led the list by pledging his jihad allegiance to Osama bin Laden and finished with an admission to trying to destroy the American oil company in Indonesia owned by former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.

Muhammad claimed responsibility for the 2001 attempted shoe bombing of American Airlines Flight 63 from Paris.

He offered a chilling confession to “managing and following up on the Cell for the Production of Biological Weapons, such as anthrax and others, and following up on Dirty Bomb Operations on American soil.”

He also named four other skyscrapers that were supposed to be destroyed in a “second wave” of attacks after 9/11. They were the Library Tower in Los Angeles, the Sears Tower in Chicago, the Plaza Bank in Seattle and the Empire State Building in New York City.

“I shared responsibility for the assassination attempt against Pope John Paul II while he was visiting the Philippines,” Muhammad also admitted.

Muhammad’s lengthy closing oral statement began with a pledge to Allah in Arabic followed by a refusal to take an oath as part of the tribunal. He explained that he was not lying, but that his religious beliefs prevented him taking the oath and thereby accepting, at least in part, American law and its constitution.

I’m sure the Democrats will be falling over each other to defend Khalid Sheikh Muhammad bin Booty and protect him from whatever fitting fate awaits him. Hell, I’m sure Pelosi would love to appoint him to the Committee that oversees the Dept. of Homeland Stupidity.

Perhaps they coerced the confession from him by placing Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi’s panties over his head. Hell, that alone would make me confess to the JFK assassination and I wasn’t even born yet.

He even confessed to masterminding the attempts to kill Former Presidents Jimmy “The Dhimmi” Carter and Bill “BJ” Clinton…Wouldn’t it be nice if we make a trade with the Islamic Terrorists. Jimmy Carter for the return of the Twin Towers and the thousands of lives lost, we wouldn’t get the towers or the victims back, but we’d finally be rid of Carter!

If this confession gets anywhere near the Liberal Moonbats of the 9th Circut Court in California, it would be tossed out and Khalin Muhammad bin Booty would be set free to mastermind more Islamic Murder.

Al Gore will certainly be chiming in soon to declare that Muhammad is innocent. Global Warming caused the hijacked planes to crash into the buildings.

One can only hope that when they finally get past the Democrats who want to save this guys life, that his execution will be slow, painful and televised on FOX!

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