Looking for a date? Lonesome and horny and afraid you’ll end up in the sack with a rich conservative? Move over Flavor of Love and look no further then a campaign rally featuring the new Pimp Daddy of Politics, Liberal Democrat B. Hussein Obama!
From The New York Daily News:
Looking for a date for Friday night? Want someone to read thepoliticker.com with and talk to about Eliot Spitzer’s fiscal policy late into the night?
Like-minded city singles are looking to tonight’s Barack Obama rally as more than just a politically charged soiree: It’ll be a raging pickup scene.
The rally from 5-8 p.m. in Washington Square Park, promises to draw a young, intelligent crowd. And what better time to hook up than a beautiful fall evening while waving a banner for democracy?
“You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren’t politically affiliated,” says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who’s hitting the event tonight if work allows. “It will give you something to talk about. It gives you a reason to have conversations that aren’t just about yourself.” But what kind of guy are you going to find at an Obama rally?
“A socially conscious liberal – probably a well-dressed, well-groomed hipster,” Kluttz says.
I guess Hillary will know where to find Bill if he becomes “MIA” during the Presidential Campaign. I guess even he knows he doen’t stand a chance with that bunch of angry lesbians and will now know where to go to stain a few dresses.
One Obama supporter (who declined to give his name because he works in politics) says he’ll attend both the rally and the after-party, and he doesn’t expect to be going home alone.
He’s confident for a reason.
“Let’s face it: Leftie girls are easy,” he says.
You don’t say? A national Presidential Campaign gives “Pimpin Ho’s Nation Wide” a new meaning, and going up against Hillary will have B. Husseing Obama saying, “Pimpin aint easy!!!”