The Flavor Of Obama: Pimpin Hos & Makin Dough!

Looking for a date?  Lonesome and horny and afraid you’ll end up in the sack with a rich conservative?  Move over Flavor of Love and look no further then a campaign rally featuring the new Pimp Daddy of Politics, Liberal Democrat B. Hussein Obama!

From The New York Daily News:

Looking for a date for Friday night? Want someone to read thepoliticker.com with and talk to about Eliot Spitzer’s fiscal policy late into the night?

Like-minded city singles are looking to tonight’s Barack Obama rally as more than just a politically charged soiree: It’ll be a raging pickup scene.

The rally from 5-8 p.m. in Washington Square Park, promises to draw a young, intelligent crowd. And what better time to hook up than a beautiful fall evening while waving a banner for democracy?

“You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren’t politically affiliated,” says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who’s hitting the event tonight if work allows. “It will give you something to talk about. It gives you a reason to have conversations that aren’t just about yourself.” But what kind of guy are you going to find at an Obama rally?

“A socially conscious liberal – probably a well-dressed, well-groomed hipster,” Kluttz says.

I guess Hillary will know where to find Bill if he becomes “MIA” during the Presidential Campaign.  I guess even he knows he doen’t stand a chance with that bunch of angry lesbians and will now know where to go to stain a few dresses.

One  Obama supporter (who declined to give his name because he works in politics) says he’ll attend both the rally and the after-party, and he doesn’t expect to be going home alone.

He’s confident for a reason.

“Let’s face it: Leftie girls are easy,” he says.

You don’t say?  A national Presidential Campaign gives “Pimpin Ho’s Nation Wide” a new meaning, and going up against Hillary will have B. Husseing Obama saying, “Pimpin aint easy!!!”

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