You Might Be Taliban If…

What ever happend to humor?  During the Cold War it was the in thing to make jokes against our enemies.  Political Correctness has made us a very dull people.  “Don’t want to be insensitive toward the Muslims or anyone ethnicly or culturally different then us”….. BULLSHIT!  Personally, I love a good Jewish jokes and even encourage my friends to tell me if they’ve heard a good one.  If  you cannot laugh at yourself then just who or what can you laugh at? 

Laugh it this, it’s a hoot!

From Muslims Against Sharia:

You might be Taliban if……

…You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
…You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
…You have more wives than teeth.
..You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
…You’ve ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
…You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
…You’ve ever had your camel repossessed.
…You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
…You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
…You’ve ever been asked, “Does this burka make my ass look fat?”
…You think “The Kite Runner” is the funniest book you ever read.
…You’ve felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.
…You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
…You’ve ever uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
…You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

Check out the blog, Muslims Against Sharia, it’s a good read for Infidels!

For some extra yuk for your buck, I have found some good Taliban jokes.

Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?

A. Sit around and get bombed

Osama Bin Laden never sleeps in the same
place two nights in a row, just like Bill Clinton.

Q. What’s the national bird of Afghanistan?

A. Duck!!

Q. Why do they call the camel
Q. “the ship of the desert?”

A. Because it’s full of Arab semen!

Q. Why are there no TV’s in Afghanistan?

A. Because of the Telly ban.

Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden have a beard?

A. He wants to look like his mother.

Q. How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A. Both look out the window and see Rubble.

Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?

A. A pimp.

A fitting punishment for Osama Bin Laden:
Capture him and give him a sex change operation, then return him to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.

Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden carry a piece
Q. of shit in his pocket?

A. Photo I.D.

Q. What’s the difference between Elvis
Q. and Osama Bin Laden?

A. Osama is a dead man!

Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and Osama
Q. Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both blew a power structure!!

To catch Osama Bin Laden, Grandpa sez:
Spray Afghanistan with Viagra and the little prick will pop up!

Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden
Q. collect goat shit?

A. Because it’s a great growing culture for anthrax,
A. and it makes terrific deodorant.

Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart?

A. She was unable to find fabric that
A. went with stalagmites.

Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat
Q. and a sheep?

A. Bisexual.

Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex
Q. Education classes with Drivers Ed.?

A. They only had one camel.

Q. What’s another name for the
Q. DaisyCutter bomb?

A. The TaliWhacker.

Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?

A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.

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