The car that goes boom
A Malaysian auto maker announced plans for an Islamic Car to be produced in Iran or Turkey with Muslim Motorists in mind. (No Women drivers of course)
Proton is planning on teaming up with manufacturers in Iran and Turkey to create the unique vehicle.
The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf.
The idea came during a visit to the Middle East by a delegation of Malaysian politicians and businessmen.
Malaysian press reports say officials in Iran originally suggested the idea.
Safety features or fuel economy is one way of selling a car, but Proton thinks vehicles designed specifically for Muslims across the world represent a huge gap in the market.
Proton is the most dominant car on the streets here but the company has suffered recently after the government allowed more foreign cars to be imported.
I’m sure this “Islamic Car” will be built under strict “Halal” supervision under the guidance of the NAACB (National Association for the Advancement of Car Bombers) and designed with a large trunk and passenger space to accommodate larger explosive payloads, spacious Be-Head Room, Electronic Detonation/Ignition, Dynamite acceleration, offers the use of alternative fuels such as camel dung or infidel blood, a “Suicide Belt not Fastened” warning light, mandatory C-AIR Bags, a spacious second hump like the camel for a extra explosive fuel tank, and an optional car swarm package and a choice of either Conventional or Biological weapons. Colors include “Infidel Blood Red, Islamic Green, or Burkah Black and mass produced in Detroit by Hizbollah Members residing in Dearborn-istan.
Would using the “Islamic Car” in a suicide bomb missing be considered Islamic and would the driver and passenger be met by 72 virgins or 72 deceased NASCAR drivers ready to kick their Islamic butts all the way to hell?
The First 500 buyers get a free “No Brake For Infidels” vanity plate, a Muhammad Bobblehead, and a bumper sticker that says, “This car stops for all infidel beheadings”.
Some names to keep in mind for the Islamic Car:
The VBED, Fatwa Sport EXPlode, The Jihadi, The Mo-Cedes, The Mitzubi-Sheep, or the Dhimmi.
The middle eastern version of “Pimp My Ride” will be forthcoming!
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