Global Warming Alert: Winter Carnival Canceled Because of……Too Much Winter

A winter carnival in New Hampshire has been canceled simply because it’s too cold and there is too much winter.

From WCAX & The Associated With Terrorists Press (AP):

GILFORD, N.H. (AP) – Much of this week’s winter carnival in Gilford has been canceled, due to too much winter.

Parks and Recreation Director Herb Greene notes that the cancellation of 2 events was due to poor road conditions and snow-filled parking lots.

Of the three events originally scheduled for Wednesday, the Cardboard Box Sled Derby has been rescheduled to Friday morning.

Yet still, Al Gore and his army of Chicken Little’s are still running around screaming “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!”

Here in the Great Lake State of Michigan, despite the calls of Global Warming from the Weather Messiah Al Gore, it has been a virtual winter wonderland.  Thanks to the lack of global warming, I have used 2 gallons of gasoline for my snow blower instead of the usual half gallon.  We here in Michigan would welcome Global Warming with open arms and sore backs from all of the snow shoveling this winter.

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