After listening to Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama, I’ve decided they are right. I want government to do everything for me. I want higher taxes. I’ve decided that the time has come for me to announce that I’m becoming a Democrat.
I’m also making the decision that I don’t want to be Jewish anymore. I have come to appreciate the religion of Islam and I am taking the initiative to convert to Islam….You must be fucking kidding! April Fools Schmucks! Did you think for one minute that I could dumb down that far as to become a Liberal Democrat, Or become a Head Chopper? I hope my rabbi didn’t think I was serious about the Islam part. Happy April Fools Day to all my readers!
Me become a Dumbocrat or a Muslim? That will all happen when…..