This is a true story, you just cannot make shit like this up!
The supreme being Allah (Police Be Upon Him) was flat out busted buying illegal drugs.
Members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force arrested a West Hartford man was arrested after a short chase in South Windsor Thursday evening.
According to police, Almighty Supremebeing Allah, 35, of 119 Elmhurst St. West Hartford refused to stop for a marked cruiser and was detained about a mile down the road after the initial stop.
He was charged with Reckless Driving, Disobeying an Officers Signal, Interfering with an Officer, Criminal Attempt/Sale of Cocaine Criminal Attempt/Possession of Cocaine.
Police say Allah was held on a $260,000.00 bond and will be in Manchester Superior Court on Friday.
I’ve got dollars to donuts that he changes his name to “Jesus Christ” while in Prison! I’m just wondering if the schmucks from the unindicted co-conspirators CAIR will bail him out and file a lawsuit for Islamaphobia?
Personally, I think we should deport the putz to Iran and let the mullahs deal with him, but if there is any justice at all, Allah will soon be getting a set of boobs tattooed on his back and will be licking jelly from his cellmate’s butt crack!