Nine Days Till Hope & Change

Only nine more days till President Elect Hopey Changey ascends from the Heavens to walk on water and save us from ourselves because according to the Gospel according to Obama (PBUH) only Government can provide the solutions to get us out of this. What he is hiding from us is the fact that it was government and the Democrats that got us into this mess to begin with.  That fact will never be revealed by his ever adoring Disciples in the Mainstream Media who hang on his every word as if his words held secret healing powers.

I’ve stocked up on popcorn, peanuts, and goobers for the upcoming 4 year long disaster.  Obama has blown so much sunshine and rainbows up my ass that I’m pissing Sunny D and shitting Skittles!  I think someone has finally come along that will make Jimmy Carter’s 4 years look like a success and make Bill Clinton look like an honest man.

All Hail The Messiah!  PBUH

All Hail The Messiah! PBUH

I just HOPE when this is all said and done, that I have some CHANGE left in my pockets!

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