Keith Olberman PWND By Ann Coulter

I know, this has been all over the news this week, and I’m just getting around to it.  So shoot me.

I don’t always agree with everything Ann Coulter says, but I deeply admire her courage to say what she means, and mean what she says.  Watching her make a total buffoon out of Keith Olberman has been entertaining to say the least.

From Ann Coulter:

Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent "Ivy League" education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: "My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class."

Except Keith didn’t go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.

Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants).

Olbermann’s incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man."

Among the graduates of the Ivy League Cornell are Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Thomas Pynchon, Paul Wolfowitz, E.B. White, Sanford I. Weill, Floyd Abrams, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Ginsburg, Janet Reno, Henry Heimlich and Harold Bloom.

Graduates of the ag school include David LeNeveu of the Anaheim Ducks, Mitch Carefoot of the Phoenix RoadRunners, Darren Eliot, former professional hockey player, and Joe Nieuwendyk, multiple Stanley Cup winner.

What Ann Coulter does to liberal weenies like John Edwards, Barack Obama and Keith Olberman is equal to what Hulk Hogan and Bill Goldberg did to their opponents in the Pro Wrestling ring…..Total Destruction with entertainment value!

Out of boredom, I’ve watched Obama’s lapdog on his show, and not once did I ever think that he did go to college, other then perhaps dropping out from ITT Tech.  Besides Chris Matthews, Keith Olberman is the only other person I’ve seen that can talk while having his mouth filled nuts deep with Obama’s schlong.  In some circles, that could be seen as talent.

Olberman just needs to avoid paying taxes for a few years and he may then be fully qualified to hold a cabinet position…..Secretary of Agriculture.

Here is some of Coulter on Red Eye….

7 responses to “Keith Olberman PWND By Ann Coulter

  1. You are behind. Olbermann responded by showing his degree live on the news for graduating from Cornell. He didn’t go to the same campus as she did, his cost less. He’s smarter for saving money. And who’s acting like an elitist now… hmm, Mr. Coulter?

  2. So while Olberman is all over Obama’s dick, your giving Olby a reacharound? Please, Olberman in the past has acted like an elitist strutting around with his makebelieve Ivy League degree from what turns out to be Moo U while calling others out onto the carpet on where they went to school. It’s refreshing to see Olberman get pulled out on front street and exposed as the fraud we all knew he was.

  3. How profound. “All over Obama’s dick,” must be something on your mind. Should it be The Rouge Jew?

  4. Pingback: Poor Right-Wing Wackos Need a Win: Ann Coulter’s elitism is a ‘victory’ « Left Agenda

  5. Did any of you guys actually bother to do any research on the Ag School at Cornell? Just take the time to google it or at least go to The Ag School is not just a farm school loosely affiliated with the university. It is one of the colleges within the university, just like the School of Engineering, the School of Arts & Sciences, the School of Human Ecology, etc. All of the 7 Cornell University Colleges have their buildings on the same campus and students can take courses in any of the other colleges just as they would in their own college.

    Furthermore, I want to address this whole misconception about the Ivy League. First of all, the Ivy League is not an academic term. Rather it’s a sports league. (Look it up if you don’t believe me.) Ag students are eligible for Cornell’s Ivy League teams, just like the arts students. There’s absolutely no basis to the idea that the Ag School isn’t in the Ivy League.

    So, why am I getting so worked up about this? As you could probably guess, I’m a student in the Ag School. Specifically, I am a biology major who, like the bio students in the arts school, takes the same classes taught by the same professors in the same buildings on the same campus. The requirements for my bio major are exacrly the same as those for any other bio major. Additionally, I have the freedom to take classes in any Cornell University college, and the same goes for those in the other colleges. It’s the same education, and, as hard as it is to believe, my qualifications for entering the university were better than those of the average arts student. According to Coulter, the average arts student has a 1325 SAT. I guess that’s pretty high, but I got a 1500, so what do I know? I’m just a biology student in the Ag School. Perhaps I should stop worrying and just accept that I’m somehow inferior to the arts students in such academically impressive A&S majors like dance.

    (All information about Cornell University listed in this comment can probably be found by spending 5 minutes researching the topic online.)

  6. Olberman is an idiot. I could give him a run for his money just like my ex’s lawyer. Thank god someone is watching his dumb ass like he watches everyone. The only reason he has the worst person in the world is so he can tear down soneone to make himself feel better.

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