The Screwing You Get For The Screwing You Got

Men, let this be a lesson…If your going to take home some skank you met at the bar for a night of schtupping and other assorted adult pleasures…Make damn sure you kick the bitch out before leaving for work!

From MLive:

By Laura Misjak | The Flint Journal

February 15, 2010, 11:02PM

FLINT, Michigan — A woman is suspected of damaging a Flint man’s house and taking jewelry and $500 after the man left for a few hours Friday, according to police reports.

The victim told police he spent the night with the woman at his house on the 1000 block of E. Ridgeway Avenue.

He left the house at 10 a.m. on Friday and returned at noon to find a hole in his bedroom wall, his flat screen television taken off the wall and his glass table damaged. A pair of diamond earrings and $500 were also taken, he told police.

The woman was there when he left, but gone when he returned, according to police reports.

 He got what he wanted, and obviously she got what she wanted….It’s a win-win situation all round! 

A friend of mine I worked in Prison with always joked about SWOP…Sex Without Partners…Think about it. Confucious had it right when he said, ” man who masturbate, only screwing himself”.

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