I think this video of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults of all Time pretty much wraps up in ten minutes every thought I have ever had on POTUS & FLOTUS.
We all know that Michelle Obama is on a Crusade against Obesity. The West Michigan Whitecaps in Grand Rapids, Michigan are fighting back with their new menu for this upcoming season. Fans are voting on the new items to be placed on the menu.
1. Chicken and Waffles – Why did the chicken cross the road? To lie down on a bed of waffles, get smothered in gravy and get eaten by you, of course!
2. Chili Mac Tacos – Think comfort food that took a trip to Mexico. Creamy mac and cheese is smothered in chili then loaded into a hard taco shell to create a taste experience that won’t soon be forgotten.
3. Chocolate Covered Bacon – This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy dunked itself in chocolate to become a delicious treat for Whitecaps fans!
4. Corn Dog o’ Plenty – If the Idaho Christmas Tree isn’t enough corn dog for you, then try the Corn Dog o’ Plenty. A full half-pound, footlong frank that is battered and deep fried to make one gigantic corn dog.
5. Cudighi Yooper Sandwich – If you don’t know what this one is then you haven’t been to the Upper Peninsula. Cudighi is a spicy sausage found throughout the U.P. A sausage patty, smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions could grace the concession stands of Fifth Third Ballpark.
6. Declaration of Indigestion – When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness.
7. Idaho Christmas Tree – Why waste your time eating all of your favorite items separately? This is a batter-dipped hot dog rolled in french fries and deep fried to create the perfect limbed link on stick.
8. Poutine – A real treat from North of the border. The French Canadians have done it again, and this time with gravy. Fries, fried cheese curds and gravy make up this delectable side dish. Tres bien!
9. The Pink Panther – Not sure if this is named after the famous detective or the insulation, but either way it’s delicious. Take a hot dog bun, slather it in icing and fill it with pink cotton candy. Maybe drizzle some root beer syrup over the top for good measure. It’s the dessert dog you’ll have to try this summer!
10. Twinkie Cheese Dog – This dog can survive any disaster and it might cause a few of its own. Simple – a hot dog laid in a Twinkie, covered in cheese. Yum.
H/T Doug Ross
How bad is it when fellow Dhimmicrat Jimmy Carter thinks the Obamessiah sucks? Epic Suck!
Apparently, Failed President Jimmy Carter is objecting to Obama’s foreign policy being compared to his foreign policy during his four dismal years as POTUS.
From The Huffington Post:
In last month’s issue of Foreign Policy magazine, leading analyst and Iraq War supporter Walter Russell Mead opined that President Obama’s foreign policy agenda was turning into a duplicate of Jimmy Carter’s.
The former president penned a 1,500-word letter to the editor complaining about the article’s treatment of his foreign policy legacy. That’s followed by a second letter to the editor from Zbigniew Brzezinski, his national security adviser.
Both delve into an issue-by-issue defense of various Carter actions: whether it was relations with China, peace talks in the Middle East, a renewed emphasis on human rights in Africa, the strengthening of NATO and even the hostage crisis in Iran.
“I won’t criticize or correct his cute and erroneous oversimplistic distortions of presidential biographies and history except when he refers specifically to me,” Carter writes. “I resent Mead’s use of such phrases as ‘in the worst scenario, turn him [Obama] into a new Jimmy Carter,’ ‘weakness and indecision,’ and ‘incoherence and reversals’ to describe my service. An especially aggravating error is his claiming, ‘by the end of his tenure he was supporting the resistance to the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan, increasing the defense budget, and laying the groundwork for an expanded U.S. presence in the Middle East.’ None of these were late decisions based on a tardy realization of my earlier errors and misjudgments.”
This is absolutely hilarious!
From the Herald Sun:
A 2008 federal law banned the storage of fertilised human eggs due to religion-based concerns over “mixing in the lineage” between families, the English-language Khaleej Times said.
It did not elaborate, but Islam calls for children to know the identity of their biological parents and to take their biological father’s name.
Eggs can be fertilised outside the womb during IVF, which produces excess fertilised eggs that can be frozen for future use.
An estimated 5000 fertilised eggs are stored at the state-owned Dubai Gynaecology and Fertility Centre, the only centre in the Gulf state allowed to perform IVF, Khaleej Times said.
Another 5000 fertilised eggs are believed to be stored at Al Tawam Hospital in Al Ain, around 150km south-east of the Emirati capital of Abu Dhabi, the paper said.
A FERTILITY clinic in Dubai will next week dispose of about 5000 human embryos on religious grounds.
No wonder the liberal democrats love these guys so much….Muslims place the same value on life as do Democrats. This would fit right in with Chairman Obama’s Health Care plan.
The numbers are in folks and even the Koolaid Slurpers at CBS are confirming it….Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States is a unprecedented and epic failure!
Threat of Terrorism
Energy and the Environment
Obama’s Overall Job as President
Surrounded by corrupt and incompetant people who are advising him. He may be a brilliant speaker with a teleprompter but is a stuttering idiot when speaking off the cuff. The man does not have the ability or experience to govern.
I have witnessed Presidents come and go in my 44 yrs and he is by far the worst I have seen, worse then Carter and I remember what a cowardly schmuck he was.
He is allowing assholes like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to govern our country while he runs around the world making a mockery of the United States bowing, apologizing and making himself and America look weak. He is out of touch with the Majority of Citizens in this country and has no respect for our Nation, it’s beliefs and our Flag.
Yes, I did say “Unprecedented” win!
At the same time, this should also piss off my Trailer Trash White Supremacist trolls who frequently are hanging out on this Jewish blog sliming the place up.
Heard today on Rush Limbaugh…
Last night, Americans in one of the most liberal states in the nation told Washington that they were fed up and they were not going to take it anymore. Massachusetts elected a Republican to the Senate seat that once held up the drunken Ted Kennedy. Out of that victory for America stumbled out some losers. The first one a big fucking loser, the second, a HUGE FUCKING LOSER….
But now lets advance on to the latest term in Failed Politics….The Axis Of Fail and the people who define it….
We should all relish and prosper in their failure. Remember, when Obama and the Democrats fail, not only does an angel get its wings, but most importantly, America succeeds when Democrats fail.
It’s a miracle…..Allahu Akbar…..lol Jihadi Fucks Sheep, Hilarity Ensues!
With all of the Goat and sheep fucking going on in the Muslim countries, have you ever wondered what would happen if a sheep was impregnated by a horny jihadist?
A sheep in Turkey has reportedly given birth to a lamb with a human-like face.
Vet Erhan Elibol performed a caesarean section to deliver the calf near the city of Izmir and was horrified to find it looked like a human, Russian and Turkish news sites said.
“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf,” the 29-year-old vet was quoted as saying in Russian newspaper website Pravda.
“But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes.”
Photos purportedly of the lamb, which was stillborn, show human-like eyes, nose and mouth.
Vets said the calf’s mutation was most likely the result of an excess of vitamin A in the mother’s fodder.
Pravda reported that a goat in Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar human-like calf last September. But villagers killed it, believing it was the result of intercourse between the mother goat and a man.
They make their women cover their faces and hide them indoors while they take to the fields and barns to schtupp an available sheep or goat. The fact that it was born in a largely Muslim nation just makes it that much more hilarious.
Just ask Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu. Although her price to fuck America was $300 million dollars.
From The Bayou Buzz
“The Louisiana Purchase”, and even worse epitaphs.
That is what some of the media writing and talking heads are calling it.
One column called Harry Reid and President Obama pimps and Senator Mary Landrieu, a prostitute.
For a moment, let us take a deep breath and realized what occurred on Saturday and the days before the health care vote.
Yes, Mary Landrieu was able to insert language in the Senate health care bill that allowed for a 300-million benefit to the state which would have meant that Louisiana would not be hooked for unfair Medicaid expenditures due to Katrina and Rita. The 300-million would fill a gaping hole in the state’s budget for a state that is already poor and which is looking at a budget shortfall of one billion dollars for next year and if it had not been for the stimulus, Louisiana and Governor Jindal would be approximately two billion dollars in the shorts–this upcoming year.
So all it cost for a whore from Louisiana living it high on the hog on the taxpayer dime in DC to be gang fucked by Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama is $300 million? And it’s not even their own money, it’s ours? I say they paid to much for a second rate swamp fuck like Landrieu.
It appears to me that under ObamaCare, that the elderly and women are the ones taking the biggest hits in the rationing of Health Care Services if Obama and his cast of idiots were to have their way.
As of late, women in general are taking it up the ass with the new guidlelines outlining when and how often a woman should have pap smears and mammograms.
Well, of course I could not let that go and thus yet another of my paintshop creations is born!
I present to you, Barack Hussein Obama, The Vagina Nazi! Version 1 and 2!
You think your current health insurance provider is a pain in the ass now, wait till incompetent assholes like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barney Frank get their mits on your health care…This bunch of bumbling fucks could screw up a wet dream.
From Gateway Pundit:
The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel posted this photo essay showing the HUGE lines of people being forced to wait outside in the rain for flu shots.
Photo six is posted below- Mike O’Keefe brought a plywood sign, “Welcome to Government health care.
”Mike O’Keefe thinks a health care overhaul would lead to more long lines like the flu shot lines at Cedarburg High School.
Of course I had to put my own personal little touch on the picture…..