CBS Confirms That Obama Is Unprecedented Failure

Unprecedented Failure of Epic Proportions

The numbers are in folks and even the Koolaid Slurpers at CBS are confirming it….Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States is a unprecedented and epic failure!

From CBS:

The Economy

F: 70.22%

Foreign Policy

F: 61.66%

Health Care

F: 81.49%

Afghanistan

F: 31.32%

Iraq

F: 35.72%

Threat of Terrorism

F: 65.35%

Energy and the Environment

F: 59.00%

Social Issues

F: 57.46%

Bipartisanship

F: 80.65%

Obama’s Overall Job as President

F: 63.22%

Surrounded by corrupt and incompetant people who are advising him. He may be a brilliant speaker with a teleprompter but is a stuttering idiot when speaking off the cuff.   The man does not have the ability or experience to govern.

I have witnessed Presidents come and go in my 44 yrs  and he is by far the worst I have seen, worse then Carter and I remember what a cowardly schmuck he was. 

He is allowing assholes like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to govern our country while he runs around the world making a mockery of the United States bowing, apologizing and making himself and America look weak.  He is out of touch with the Majority of Citizens in this country and has no respect for our Nation, it’s beliefs and our Flag.

Attempted Poisoning Of US Troops By Five Muslim Soldiers are being Questioned at Fort Jackson in South Carolina

The enemy within is striking at our brave men and women of the US Military.  First we have Army Major Hassan shooting 13 people at Ft Hood, now this shit….

From CBN News:

CBN News has learned exclusively that five Muslim soldiers at Fort Jackson in South Carolina were questioned just before Christmas. It is unclear whether the men are still in custody. The five were part of the Arabic Translation program at the base.

Patrick Jones, the Deputy Public Affairs Officer for Fort Jackson, confirmed for CBN News Thursday afternoon that an investigation was ongoing.

Prior to this posting, CBN News learned that these details were also confirmed by a government official with knowledge of the investigation.

The men are suspected of trying to poison the food supply at Fort Jackson.

A source with intimate knowledge of the investigation, which is ongoing, told CBN News investigators suspect the “Fort Jackson Five” may have been in contact with the group of five Washington, D.C., area Muslims that traveled to Pakistan to wage jihad against U.S. troops in December. That group was arrested by Pakistani authorities, also just before Christmas.

Coming as it does on the heels of November’s Fort Hood jihadist massacre, this news could have major implications..

Are we starting to see a theme here yet?  These five people suspected of poisoning US Troops are not Christian, Jewish or Catholic….

Keep walking folks, nothing to see here……(sarc)

Teh Funny: Barack Obama Given Lindsey Vonn’s Gold Medal

Stop me if you heard this one…

Did you hear that Lindsey Vonn had to give her gold medal (for downhill skiing) back?  Turns out they reviewed the tapes and the committee was forced to give the medal to Obama.  He flew downhill much, much faster than Vonn did.

Kippah Tip to the Weasel Zippers

Update: Video added

Texas Man Who Crashed Airplane Into Building Was Liberal Leftist Lover of Obamacare

Don’t let the Mainstream media bull shit you.  The guy who crashed his plane into a building in Texas was clearly a Liberal and NOT…I repeat, NOT a Tea Bagger or a Conservative.   Not sure why everybody seems to think that the pilot was some sort of conservative “teabagger”. Is it because if he was a liberal who cheated on his taxes, then he’d be a senator, a representative, or an Obama appointee.

Just read the manifesto the schmuck  left behind…..

From The Business Insider:

We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was “no taxation without representation”. I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a “crackpot”, traitor and worse.

While very few working people would say they haven’t had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.

Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours? Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies,are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.

And justice? You’ve got to be kidding!

…The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed

Joe Stack (1956-2010)

02/18/2010

Apparently the CHANGE this asshole voted for in 2008 is taking to long and he felt the need to end it all as a message to his messiah who let him down.  That koolaid’s a bitch, ain’t it?!?

We all know the Leftist asshats like Olberman, Matthews, and Maddow will do whatever they can to protect their dear leader.  One can only imagine the fighting that goes on between the three of them over the FSOTUS (First Schlong of the United States).

More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show

The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has  now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”

If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!

Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!

Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.

Epic Fail: 52% Say Obama Doesn’t Deserve Reelection

Even the Communist News Network is seeing the writing on the wall at this point.  13 months after taking office, Americans have had enough with Obama’s brand of  “Hope(less) & Change(less). 

Some of us saw this start on 01/20/2009

From CNN:

52 percent of Americans said President Barack Obama doesn’t deserve reelection in 2012, according to a new poll.

44 percent of all Americans said they would vote to reelect the president in two and a half years, less than the slight majority who said they would prefer to elect someone else.

Obama faces a 44-52 deficit among both all Americans and registered voters, according to a CNN/Opinion Research poll released Tuesday. Four percent had no opinion.

There are those of us who saw this coming from a mile a way.  Obama has noone but himself and his Marxist thinking to blame.  He tried to force a ultra liberal agenda down our throats and now he will face the wrath of the voters come 2012!  Personally, I say FUCK HIM!

Airport Security Nazis Strike Again

The fucknuts of the TSA have once again saved the American people from a stealthy domestic disabled person from traveling with his leg braces!

From Philly.Com:

Just when I thought I was out of the Transportation Security Administration business for a few columns, they pull me back in.

Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?

Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden’s emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.

Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.

The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.

Unfortunately the only people the TSA treat like terrorists are law abiding citizens…The real terrorists get a free pass out of fear of offending the Muslim population.  The TSA are nothing more then bumbling eunichs playing Starsky & Hutch in their little Die Hard 2 fantasy world, simply a bunch of bullies!

In the meantime, if you’re on a terror watch list and stapping a bomb to your nuts…You are allowed to fly without any problem.

University of Alabama Shooter Is A Leftist Obama Supporter

Liberals Gone Wild…..

From The Boston Herald:

As authorities searched for clues into what could have sent a University of Alabama neurobiology professor on an alleged killing spree, friends and family yesterday described Braintree native Amy Bishop as an awkward introvert on the brink of losing her teaching job.

Police in Huntsville, Ala., charged Bishop, 44, with capital murder after she allegedly opened fire on six colleagues at a faculty meeting Friday, killing three. Afterward, she calmly called her husband and asked him to pick her up as if nothing had happened, said police Chief Henry Reyes.

A family source said Bishop, a mother of four children – the youngest a third-grade boy – was a far-left political extremist who was “obsessed” with President Obama to the point of being off-putting.

Of course the mainstream media are igonoring this fact. Imagine if she had been a Republican/Conservative supporter of Sarah Palin, douchebags Olberman and Matthews would be all over it like stink.

A far-left professorial Obama-zealot shoots six because she’s not the center of the universe.  During the next State of the Union, I’d sit in the waaaaay back.

She is yet another Liberal Leftist with an inflated sense of entitlement who is  utterly self absorbed and unself reliant. She’ll expect (but not pray) Barack Obama the Chosen one of to slither in and save her. What a fucking freak.

Global Warming Alert: Lake Erie Frozen Over First Time In 14 Years

Need even more proof that Al Gore is so full of shit even his eyes are brown?

From Accuweather.Com

Following a cold snap in the Northeast, Lake Erie’s surface is virtually frozen over for the first time in about 14 years.

The ice ranges in thickness between paper thin along the northern shore and several inches along the southern shore, where many people are ice skating.

GoErie.com reports that the lake hasn’t completely frozen since the winter of 1995-1996.

Although the ice cover is considered complete, prevailing winds have created some cracks in the ice.

There are also reportedly ice chunks floating off the coast of Dunkirk, N.Y., which is one of the deepest parts of the lake and would naturally be one of the last places to freeze.

Lake Erie, with an average depth of 62 feet, is the most shallow of the five Great Lakes, which is why it is the only one that completely freezes over.

Since lake-effect snow depends on warmer lake temperatures compared to the air, the frozen lake will deter large amounts of snowfall to the lee of the lake.

The current cold snap will keep the lake mostly, if not completely, frozen for at least the rest of the month.

The Screwing You Get For The Screwing You Got

Men, let this be a lesson…If your going to take home some skank you met at the bar for a night of schtupping and other assorted adult pleasures…Make damn sure you kick the bitch out before leaving for work!

From MLive:

By Laura Misjak | The Flint Journal

February 15, 2010, 11:02PM

FLINT, Michigan — A woman is suspected of damaging a Flint man’s house and taking jewelry and $500 after the man left for a few hours Friday, according to police reports.

The victim told police he spent the night with the woman at his house on the 1000 block of E. Ridgeway Avenue.

He left the house at 10 a.m. on Friday and returned at noon to find a hole in his bedroom wall, his flat screen television taken off the wall and his glass table damaged. A pair of diamond earrings and $500 were also taken, he told police.

The woman was there when he left, but gone when he returned, according to police reports.

 He got what he wanted, and obviously she got what she wanted….It’s a win-win situation all round! 

A friend of mine I worked in Prison with always joked about SWOP…Sex Without Partners…Think about it. Confucious had it right when he said, ” man who masturbate, only screwing himself”.

Former Muslim Terrorst Says “Not Worth Dying For Allah”

A former Muslim Terrorist who converted to Christianity comes forward to reveal that it’s not worth dying for Allah…

From Counter Jihad:

The young Arab was an Allah’s warrior against the US troops in Iraq, before he converted into Christianity and fled to Switzerland. He warns other Muslims not to murder in the name of Islam.

The ex-Muslim who calls himself Sultan should stay quiet, because that would be safer for him and he would not have to fear for his life. But he decided to speak out, and now he is sitting in a cafe in Zurich telling his story.

He is a young Arab with a thick black hair, brow eyes continuously observing his surrounding, a feature that made him a good Muslim terrorist.

Sultan’s story began ten years ago for a fight for his homeland in the Middle East, where the US was fighting the Muslim terror organization. It is a story resembling many young Muslim terrorists, who all wanted to enter the paradise and the receive 72 virgins.

And, it is a story of radical change.

When Sultan met his friends, members of the Islamic Brotherhood, he was a 16-year-old Muslim from traditional family, and not terribly religious. The Muslim boy enjoyed the cohesion is the Muslim group, its ideas and the radical Muslim rhetoric.

Good Muslims are intended to kill infidels as the Koran says; that is the only way to paradise and the 72 virgins.

Click on the above link to read the entire story.  If only more like him spoke out against the Religion of Blown To Pieces….

You Might Be Taliban If….

The Canadian troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor by creating this:
 
 “YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
 
 1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to  beer.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you  can’t afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing..
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
 
 10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Fatwa To Follow....

Only In Israel….

Only in Israel! By the Israeli humorist, Efraim Kishon

1. Israel is a country surrounded on all sides by enemies, but the people’s headaches are caused by the neighbors upstairs.

2. Israel is a country where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of help if you look like you need it.

3. Israel is the only country in the world with bus drivers and taxi drivers who read Spinoza and Maimonides.

4. Israel is the only country in the world where reservists are bossed around and commanded by officers, male and female, younger than their own children.

5. Israel is the only country in the world where “small talk” consists of loud, angry debate over politics and religion.

6. Israel is the only country in the world where the coffee is already so good that Starbucks went bankrupt trying to break into the local market.

7. Israel is one of the few places in the world where the sun sets into the Mediterranean Sea.

8. Israel is the only country in the world whose soldiers eat three sets of salads a day, none of which contain any lettuce (which is not really a food), and where olives ARE a food and even a main course in a meal, rather than something one tosses into a martini.

9. Israel is the only country in the world where one is unlikely to dig a cellar without hitting ancient archaeological artifacts.

10. Israel is the only country in the world where the leading writers in the country take buses.. Israel is the only country in the world where the graffiti is in Hebrew.

11. Israel is the only country in the world where the “black folks” walking around all wear yarmulkes.

12. Israel is the only country in the world that has a National Book Week, during which almost everyone attends a book fair and buys books.

13. Israel is the only country in the world where the ultra-Orthodox Jews beat up the police and not the other way around.

14. Israel is the only country in the world where inviting someone “out for a drink” means drinking cola, coffee or tea.

15. Israel is the only country in the world where bank robbers kiss the mezuzah as they leave with their loot.

16. Israel is one of the few countries in the world that truly likes and admires the United States.

17. Israel is the only country in the world that introduces applications of high-tech gadgets and devices, such as printers in banks that print out your statement on demand, years ahead of the United States and decades ahead of Europe.

18. Israel is the only country in the world where everyone on a flight gets to know one another before the plane lands. In many cases, they also get to know the pilot and all about his health or marital problems.

19. Israel is the only country in the world where no one has a foreign accent because everyone has a foreign accent.

20. Israel is the only country in the world where people cuss using dirty words in Russian or Arabic because Hebrew has never developed them.

21. Israel is the only country in the world where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice.

22. Israel is the only country in the world where everyone strikes up conversations while waiting in lines.

23. Israel is the only country in the world where people call an attach case a “James Bond” and the “@” sign is called a “strudel”.

24. Israel is the only country in the world where there is the most mysterious and mystical calm ambience in the streets on Yom Kippur, which cannot be explained unless you have experienced it.

25. Sunsets in Jerusalem are gorgeous every evening. 26. Israel is the only country in the world where people read English, write Hebrew, and joke in Yiddish.

A Toast To The Iranian Goat Fucker Ahamadinejad On The Anniversary Of The Islamic Revolution

Recently, the Iranian Midget Ahamadinejad has been ramping up again on his threats against the United States and Israel.

From The Washington Times:

The Iranian government on Monday stepped up military threats in advance of an anniversary celebration as major powers continued talks on a new round of sanctions.

Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said in Tehran that his country would stun the Western world on Thursday, the 31st anniversary of Iran’s Islamic revolution. Iran’s defense minister announced on Monday that its forces had conducted successful tests on new armed unmanned aircraft and advanced air defenses.

“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [Western powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [Feb. 11] in a way that will leave them stunned,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse.

Well, I can’t just let that rest so I pulled up an old post when I combined a couple of poems I had found online and doctored up the words a bit just to fit that Goat Fucking peice of shit from Iran and would like to offer it to the Islamic Regime of Iran on the day they celebrate Jimmy Carter’s surrender to them and their Islamic Revolution.

Here’s what I think of your threats you little prick….

Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come. 

He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave, may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think we have the guts to come and blow off his islamic nuts!

We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran.  

We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag. We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. 

 We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet. We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy.

From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave.

But now America is all done with his crap, so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch, may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch. May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer, till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

Poem Courtesy of John Valby with some doctoring up by yours truly!

Message To Iran: America Fuck Yeah!

Just a little message to Iranian President Ahmahomo on the day before Iran takes a swipe at America and Israel….

Cause you know our eunich president Obama doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to say it!