Rules Of Engagement

THE CHRONICLES OF A ROGUE JEW

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  • No ad hominem. No name calling. No flaming. No trolling.
  • Facts, supported by evidence, please. Links to evidence are okay. Links to your Liberal Agenda blog are not ok.  Violaters will be exterminated with extreme prejudice!
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  • Drama whores will be outed and subject of all manner of ridicule.
  • Blogdicking for the sake of being on the first page may be deleted without warning or explanation, unless it’s just too damn funny. Comments on comments are encouraged.

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20 responses to “Rules Of Engagement

  1. Between your site and ALex Linder’s, Vanguard News Network, my day is really full of amusement. Both of you should collaborate as you seem separated at birth.

  2. Attention: Stevie Cohen…You, ov all peoples, should know fum dis as you appear by your surname to not fall into det general category known as ‘goyem’. Jews traditionally do not separate conjoined infants at birth. What is separated is a bit of foreskin, but lets’ not make a big gishrai of that.

    A qvestion for the head mishbucha here. Where the Hell doth my comment to your Golden turdpile topic appear? Danka!

  3. check this out guys LOL

    FUNNY… it totally makes your theme “Moonbat Messiah” JUSTIFIED LOL

  4. Shabbat Shalom; This man is an anti-semitic SOB.. he has YOUR blog info on HIS blog:
    The 11th Commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Mock The Moonbat Messiah” PBUH by The Rogue Jew

    It is on the ‘incognoman’ BLOG; http://incogman.wordpress.com/

    What A SKUNK. He slighted me terribly, and JewsagainstObama, and David Ben Moshe from JTF who is a GREAT GUY!!
    anyway, I put up 4 Y.T’s on my nothing blog (just for some fun type blog) It is really good, I believe that you will both love it very much as the whole world is turning on tiny Israel;
    http://pookieginsjuggernaut.wordpress.com/
    I am going to be doing as many fundraisers I can in Queens, NYC to help family and friends over there and community members in our Synagogues, to try to bring back our family to Synagogues since the persecution against Jews and GOOD Christians is getting really severe.
    GBU both- thank you for this WONDERFUL site. Lila tov 😉

  5. Really appreciate this bloq. I am US Citizen, Jewish, retired and residing in El Salvador, where some ancestors of mine found the first international commercial banking institution in the country in 1889, between 1928-1949 the president of the bank channeled his entire fortune into philanthropy, building the first Children’s Hospital in Central America, managed by the Govt. Ministry of Health, rather than having the Politicians and Oligarchy steal it outright. One far leftie bloqqer from Israel on another site told me he was a “criminal” to help any ‘right wing’ government, the new hospital still there, still helping disadvantaged children and bears his name.

    ” Contributions to El Salvador

    While usually maintaining a low profile, the Jewish community has nevertheless given back enormously to the country of El Salvador. Early on, Leon Emmanuel Dreyfus of Santa Ana worked to establish the Banco Occidental, which was later transferred to the hands of the Bloom family in the capital of San Salvador. Upon his death, Benjamin Bloom donated his entire fortune of approximately nine million dollars to the Government of El Salvador with the mandate of establishing a children’s hospital. Today, the Bloom Children’s Hospital continues to be one of the largest and most significant pediatric institutions in the country. ”
    Source http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/vjw/ElSalvador.html

    Years later my Mom and Uncle arrived in El Salvador from Poland with citizenship papers, my Mom chose to emigrate to USA, where I was born and raised.

    Before I got clean and sober in 1976, sadly I voted for Carter that year, I was a condecending doormat..to be accepted..people pleasing Left Liberal residing in NYC, USA

    I was mugged into reality slowly and found that Conservatism resonated with ME.
    I was shocked into reality in 1982 and 1983 when I visited and lived with distant relatives in the then ‘socialist paradise’ of the then ‘Peoples’ Republic of Poland, once arrested on the train at East German-Polish border for ‘smuggling’ letter and magazines..’Anti Socialist’ propaganda. Once in Poland, the Polish Police took off my cuffs, told me to relax and upon arrival at train station, where relatives were waiting, was treated like a hero!!!!

    Upon return to NYC ‘lost’ a few so called radical friends, they now must be working in the present administration.

    Shalom.

    Dave from El Salvador.

    PS in 1980 voted for change…RR.

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  8. its behond everything that is WRONG in the world to think that this ASSHOLE OBama! would let the Muslems build a monument to the gutliss dicks that Killed 3000 Americans. I doubt Kennedy would have stood for this, Obama is a Commie dog PUSSY!

  9. In your excellent poster “Narcissist-in-Chief”, the wording should be “whose heads”, not “who’s heads”.

  10. “No ad hominem. No name calling. No flaming. No trolling.”

    Why is it that the first post I found on this blog is about how Joy Behar is “dumber then shit”, and yet, ironically but unsurprisingly, the rules say no flaming, name-calling or ad hominems?

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