Obama Waits Three Days To Comment On Islamic Terror Attack On United States

The President decided that it would cut into his busy vacation time of golfing, basketball and eating to comment on the attempted Islamic Terrorist attack in Detroit Michigan on Christmas day.

Christmas Day, 12/25/09 1832 hrs EST: “Mr. President, any comments about the terrorist attack on Christmas day?”

" Uh, er...Um....To busy right now...try me later"

Saturday 12/26/2009 11:20am “Mr. President, how bout now…any comments on the attempt to bomb an United States commercial Jet bound for Detroit, Michigan?”

"Busy eating my waffles right now...maybe later, ok?!?"

Sunday 12/27/2009 12:15 pm: “Uh, Mr President. It’s been two days since the attempted bombing of a NorthWest Flight from Europe to Detroit Michigan, any thoughts?”

"Can't you see I'm playing Basketball right now? I'm on vacation, Can't you wait for my words of wisdon?"

Sunday 12/27/2009 10:30 pm: “Mr President, the nation is looking for leadership from you and your thoughts on the attempted terrorist attack on Christmas Day, could you please say a few words to comfort a worried nation?”

"Tomorrow afternoon for sure! Can't you see I'm hanging out with my friends?  I'll see if I can fit the nation in tomorrow!"

"Can't you see I'm with friends right now? Can't this wait?...Tomorrow, Ok?"

Monday 12/28/2009 President Obama took time out of his vacation 3 days after a Islamic terrorist tried to blow up a Northwest plane over Detroit, Michigan…..

President Obama declared Monday that his administration “will not rest” until it tracks down everyone involved in the attempted bombing of a Detroit-bound flight on Christmas, and pledged to do “everything in our power” to ensure security in the thick of the holiday travel season. 

In his first public remarks on the incident, the president said Americans should be “confident,” but also stay “vigilant.” 

Obama, who is on vacation in Hawaii, called the Detroit incident a “serious reminder” of the threat posed by terrorism abroad. 

"We will not rest.....Thank you...Try the veal"

Is it fucking 2012 yet?

Twilight Sucks

I have not seen any of the twilight movies and I refuse to.  I cannot stand bubble gum pop and I really don’t like bubble gum vampire flicks. But I make this promise, the only way I will go see Twilight is if they make a Twilight vs Blade movie!

I found this video and had to post it just to piss off the teeny boppers bubble gum crowd.

Under Obama More Troops Killed On American Soil By Islamic Terrorists Then In Iraq In November

And I’m sure the response from the Obamabots would be that it’s all Bush’s fault….

From Weasel Zippers

iCasualties.org reports11 Coalition fatalities in Iraq in November. There were 12 soldiers, 1 civilian worker and 1 unborn child killed by Major Nidal Hasan at Ft Hood on November 5th.

The Truth Be Told

Found this over at the Weasel Zippers.  According to Snopes.com, this has been verified as an real letter sent to President Obama; it is not an urban myth.

Dear President Obama,My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert..

I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos’n Mate. Now I live in a “rest home” located on the western end of Pearl Harbor, allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.

One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct even to the head man.

So here goes.

I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do, but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.

I can’t figure out what country you are the president of. You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like: ” We’re no longer a Christian nation” ” America is arrogant” – (Your wife even announced to the world,”America is mean- spirited. ” Please tell her to try preaching that nonsense to 23 generations of our war dead buried all over the globe who died for no other reason than to free a whole lot of strangers from tyranny and hopelessness.)

I’d say shame on the both of you, but I don’t think you like America, nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do, for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House.

After 9/11 you said,” America hasn’t lived up to her ideals.”

Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for to win independence from the British? Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man, that 500,000 men died for in the Civil War? I hope you didn’t mean the ideal 470,000 fathers, brothers, husbands, and a lot of fellas I knew personally died for in WWII, because we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us around, because we stand for freedom. What have you done?

I don’t think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get you elected.

Take a little advice from a very old geezer, young man.

Shape up and start acting like an American. If you don’t, I’ll do what I can to see you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue. You were elected to lead, not to bow, apologize and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.

And just who do you think you are telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more. You mean you don’t want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts, who was putting up a fight? You don’t mind offending the police calling them stupid but you don’t want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are, terrorists.

One more thing. I realize you never served in the military and never had to defend your country with your life, but you’re the Commander-in-Chief now, son. Do your job. When your battle-hardened field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete the mission, give them to him. But if you’re not in this fight to win, then get out. The life of one American soldier is not worth the best political strategy you’re thinking of.

You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president.

You’re not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That’s not our greatest threat. Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now.

And I sure as h— don’t want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle.

Sincerely,

           Harold B. Estes

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Barack Obama Takes It In The Ass Again

Jeezus H Fuckin Christ, what is this schmucks problem?  He flies around the world so he can bow to other world leaders while behind his back they are laughing their asses off at Obama because of his desire to be gang raped by Despots, Dictators, Thugs and Terrorists.

While in Japan, he displayed his bitch like demeanor when he bowed to Japanese Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko upon arriving at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo on Saturday.

Bitch In contrast, a real man former Vice President Dick Cheney never bowed in the presence of the Japanese Emperor.

Alpha Male

Those close to Obama have reported though that the only cocks sucked by Barack Hussein Obama belong to  Michelle Obama and George Soros, the others he only holds in his mouth and fondles their balls enviously simply because Bill Clinton told him it’s not sex if holds the cock in his mouth, only if he sucks on it…Rahm Emanuel confirmed this for President Bitch Obama.

UPDATE: I just received word that the Obama camp is rather upset about being labled as being always on the receiving end or “Catcher” of the Cock, they would like to make it known that he does at time chose to be on the giving end or “Pitcher” but only when Chris Matthews or Keith Olberman cum over to play with Obama.

John Kerry: Ambassador To Hamas (The New Jimmy Carter)

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Is it not bad enough that Barack Obama will in all likelihood surpass Jimmy Carter as a huge failure as President, but now we have John “Lurch” Kerry taking over where Jimmy the Dhimmi left off by visiting the Palestinian Occupied Gaza strip and trying to make nice with Islamic Terrorists who would sooner blow themselves up on a busy street then agree to Israel’s existence. 

Rumor has it, Hamas gave the convenient idiot a letter to hand deliver to the Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama.

From Fox News:

U.S. officials are furious with the United Nations for its role in Hamas’ attempt to enlist U.S. Sen John Kerry to transfer a letter from the Palestinian militant group to President Obama during Kerry’s trip to the Middle East, an official source told FOX News.

The incident also has raised security concerns over how much Hamas knew about Kerry’s travel plans.

Kerry turned the letter over to the U.S. consulate in Jerusalem on Friday, saying he was unaware that it was from Hamas until hearing about the letter in media reports, including on the BBC. He told FOX News on Saturday that he will not be visiting Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal during his trip to Syria on Saturday. He is scheduled to meet with Syrian President Bashar Assad.

U.S. officials in Jerusalem are outraged at the United Nations Relief and Works agency for apparently handing the letter off to Kerry.

The official source who spoke to FOX News argued that if the U.N. had a letter from Hamas, it should have given U.S. officials a heads-up before the news was leaked to media organizations.

So now Senator John Kerry is the link between Hamas terrorists and the Moonbat Messiah and some of the players are pissed because they did not want US Taxpayers and Israel to know about it and everybodies panties are in a twist because news leaked out before the administrations new position of supporting Hamas was a done deal.

Out with the old (Jimmy Carter) and In with the new (John Kerry).  Different but still the same pile of shit, just stacked taller.

 

 

Persian Gulp: Iran Has Enough Enriched Uranium For A Nuke!

Teh Ghey

Teh Ghey

According to the schmucks at the UN (Useless Nations), the Rogue Islamic Nation of Iran now has enough enriched uranium for a Nuclear Weapon.

From Financial Times:

Iran has built up a stockpile of enough enriched uranium for one nuclear bomb, United Nations officials acknowledged on Thursday.

In a development that comes as the Obama administration is drawing up its policy on negotiations with Tehran over its nuclear programme, UN officials said Iran had produced more nuclear material than previously thought.

They said Iran had accumulated more than one tonne of low enriched uranium hexafluoride at a facility in Natanz.

If such a quantity were further enriched it could produce more than 20kg of fissile material – enough for a bomb.

“It appears that Iran has walked right up to the threshold of having enough low enriched uranium to provide enough raw material for a single bomb,” said Peter Zimmerman, a former chief scientist of the US Arms Control and Disarmament Agency

The new figures come in a report from the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN’s nuclear watchdog, released on Thursday. This revealed that Iran’s production of low enriched uranium had previously been underestimated.

The Jewish State of Israel has been launching a covert war against Iran in an attempt to stop their Apocalyptic Nuclear aspirations sans Military Action, but those options along with time may be running out for the Jewish nation and is bound to strain US/Israeli relations with Obama’s readiness to sit and break bread with the Iranian Midget of Mayhem, Ahmadinejad and talk without preconditions.

Now one has to wonder, how long it will take the Terrorist nation to turn that stockpile of enriched uranium into a nuclear weapon and use it against Israel or the United States while the Obamessiah has his thumb up his ass right next to his head!  But alas, did not the Messiah say that “Iran is a tiny country that is no threat to us”?

Are your loins girded yet?

H/T Hot Air

Barack Obama: Bernie Madoff V 2.0

In The Obamessiah We Trust!

In The Obamessiah We Trust!

Bernie Madoff ripped off $50 Billion dollars from hundreds of unsuspecting people, Chairman Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid have put together their own Ponzi scheme that will end up as a mulit trillion dollar ripoff of Million of taxpayers.   Bernie Madoff has nothing on Obama!

From Sultan Knish:

Trickle Down Economics isn’t simply a conservative theory, it’s also a liberal one. The difference is that the liberal version of Trickle Down Economics involves taxing the public to death, and having Congress trickle down some of the money back to the public, in between massive doses of pork and waste. Obama’s Stimulus Plan is a perfect example of Liberal Trickle Down Economics.

And what is Obama’s deficit spending spree motivated by? By the liberal theory of Trickle Down Economics which claims that rolling out hundreds of billions for every congressman’s pork project, including protecting endangered mice, encouraging energy efficiency and giving millions in NEA grants will somehow trickle down to the average American and stimulate the economy.

If conservative Trickle Down Economics was challenged as delusional and an excuse to stuff the pockets of fatcats, liberal Trickle Down Economics is even worse. If giving business a break improves the odds that the economy will get a boost, expanding government projects only takes more money out of the economy to fund the endless spendathon of Washington D.C. politicians.

Corruption just doesn’t get any more corrupt, and derilicition of duty doesn’t get any more criminal, than a government faced with a recession, indulging its worst appetite for pork and graft, and trying to pass the whole thing off as a way to save the economy. Bernie Madoff has nothing on Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi. At least Madoff had a working pyramid scheme going, the Obama government is destroying the one working pyramid scheme the government has, Social Security, carrying out a massive generational theft in order to give kickbacks to every scumbag who put Barry Hussein and the Congress of Corruption into office.

It’s a bitter irony that the same twenty-somethings who frantically cheered Obama and worked to stick him into office, can kiss any chance of seeing a penny from social security goodbye. By the time the 4 years of Obama are done, we’ll be lucky if there’s enough left to cover a few anacin.

Being the crook that he is, I’m surprised Madoff was not appointed to one of Obama’s cabinet positions given the track record of our Commander in Thief and his appointees tax history.

Michelle Malkin also has several blog postings about the biggest taxpayer funded ripoff in history.

Obama’s SS Goons Crucify Those Critical Of the Obamessiah

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When Republican were in the majority, it was considered "Patriotic" by Liberal Leftards to protest or be critical of Republicans and President George W. Bush to be more specific.  But with the rise of the Moonbat Messiah, and Liberalism as a Religion, language critical of their Messiah can land you in hot water including a visit from the Secret Service.

From Michelle Malkin:

An Oklahoma City police officer wrongly pulled over a man last week and confiscated an anti-President Barack Obama sign the man had on his vehicle.

The officer misinterpreted the sign as threatening, said Capt. Steve McCool, of the Oklahoma City Police Department, and took the sign, which read “Abort Obama, not the unborn.”
Chip Harrison said he was driving to work when a police car followed him for several miles and then signaled for him to pull over.

”I pulled over, knowing I hadn’t done anything wrong,” Harrison said in a recent phone interview.
When the officer asked Harrison if he knew why he had been pulled over, Harrison said he did not.

”They said, ‘It’s because of the sign in your window,’” Harrison said.

”It’s not meant to be a threat, it’s a statement about abortion,” Harrison said.

…The officers confiscated Harrison’s sign and gave him a slip of paper that stated he was part of an investigation. Harrison said he later received a call from a person who said he was a lieutenant supervisor for the Internal Investigations Department and wanted to know his location and return his sign to him. According to Harrison, the supervisor said the Secret Service had been contacted on the matter and had told them the sign was not a threat to the president.

Now that the Liberal Democrats are in Control, we are slowly inching more and more toward a police state.  Bush never ever placed restrictions on free speech or sent goons after asshats like Streisand, Baldwin or Rosie O’Donnell.  Democrats have always been famous for their rabid attacks against anyone and everyone who questioned their moves or actions.  I remember all to well the Clinton Goon Squad who went after the women he raped and had sex with.

The moonbat cry of "Dissent is Patriotic" went out the window the day Chairman Zero took power.

I Can Haz A Gubmit Cheezburger?

I believe this speaks volumes about Obama’s Golden Turd being thrust upon us by Nancy Pelosi and her Partner in Crime, Harry Reid.

i can haz a gubmit cheezburger

Smile you two assholes and say, “Gubmit Cheeze!”

Ironic Change: Moonbats And Their Money Are Soon Parted!

Ironic Change

Ironic Change

I really have to throw my “Two Cents” worth in on this one!  It’s just way to irresistible!

I know you all have seen the Montel Williams infomercial of him peddling those absurd coins with the image of the Obamessiah on them.  My wife thought it would be a good idea if we ordered some for my mother who’s lost her mind.  I of course refused to do so because I simply will not enable my mom’s loony behavior and adoration over the Moonbat Messiah.

Well for any of you that were dumb enough to order these coins, I’ve got some sobering news for you…..There worthless!  They are nothing more then regular American coinst with a sticker of the Obamessiah on them them!

From Dvorak.org:

So you got yourself one of those widely advertised Obama coins from Franklin Mint that’s covered in 24-carat gold and depicts the president-elect. With it came a “certificate of authenticity,” signed by the 36th director of the U.S. Mint, Jay W. Johnson. The good news: The coin, priced at $9.95, has guaranteed monetary value.

The bad: That guaranteed value is only 50 cents.

Also, although Johnson is a real person, he hasn’t been director of the U.S. Mint since 2001. And your total cost is more than double the advertised $9.95. Confusion over Obama commemorative coins — issued not only by Franklin Mint but also several other private companies — has become so widespread that the U.S. Mint has issued an alert. “These items are not official United States Mint products,” says the statement. The coins from Franklin Mint are real Kennedy half dollars upon which an image of the president-elect is superimposed. But the U.S. Mint wants you to know, in no uncertain terms, that the agency had nothing to do with the altering or marketing. Its statement continues: “Furthermore, these products, businesses and advertisements are not approved, endorsed, sponsored or authorized by the United States Mint, the Department of the Treasury or the United States government.”

What’s the IRONY in all this you ask?  A Fake Messiah elected President under Fake Credentials, that just about everything about Obama is a FAKE and the Currency bearing his image is as FAKE as he is!

Talk about getting short changed!

More from KTBS:

Her collection of presidential coins is impressive and something Tanya Thomas takes great pride in. Her latest purchase, though, has left her feelingshort-changed.

She paid The National Collectors’ Mint a pretty penny for four Barack Obama coins, But she thought $75 was a small price to pay to add the 44th president to her collection. That is until her daughter brought them home after show and tell at school.

“The whole front comes off. Its just a sticker stuck on top of a regular quarter or regular Kennedy half dollar. Its just a Barack Obama sticker stuck on top”, says Thomas.

While Thomas wasn’t familiar with the National Collectors Mint out of New York, the Better Business Bureau is.

The coin dealer has an unsatisfactory record with the BBB, because theres been a pattern of complaints and the business has not taken action to correct them.

The web-based rip off report also lists countless stories of deception. Thomas says shes called the mint nearly a dozen times herself–to no avail. Our call to the National Collectors Mint wasn’t returned, either.

As for the two-dollars worth of coins she paid big bucks for? They won’t be going in this collection–maybe just a coke machine.

In 2005, the mint was ordered by the New York State Supreme Court to pay penalties for misleading consumers about its Freedom Tower silver dollar. The company claimed the U.S. government endorsed the coin to commemorate the 9-11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.

This is nothing short of a reminder of the fact that Obama is a Two -Bit Hack and we’re really getting what they paid for.

Fools Moonbats and their Money Are Soon Parted!

Obama Will Make All Of America A Member of the Mile High Club

Obama's Golden Turd

Obama's Golden Turd

The Moonbat Messiah on Tuesday in the Mile High City of Denver, Colorado is going to sign into law a bill that will virtually Screw every American alive and generations to come.

From the Chicago Tribune:

President Barack Obama will fly to Denver, the place where he accepted the Democratic Party’s nomination last summer, to sign the “American Recovery and Reinvestment Act” into law on Tuesday.

It’s “as good” a place “as any” to sign the $787-billion measure into law, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said on CBS News’ Face the Nation this morning.

Watch for a lot of Obama’s biggest initiatives in the War on Recession to carry datelines outside of Washington. And this one is big – with the signing, the White House spokesman noting, arriving in “just his fourth week in office.” Even while Obama was campaigning for the measure last week, he conceded that it was imperfect — even joking at one point on the road: What is one to expect? It’s coming from Washington.

By his action of signing this bill in the Mile High City, Obama will in effect be making every American alive a member of the Mile High Club for we Americans will be all Screwed one mile above sea level.  As stated before, it will be without the courtesy of Lube, a Kiss, or a Reach Around.

Welcome to Obamaland….Please, have some koolaid!

H/T Michelle Malkin

St. Barack Obama’s Church of the Moonbat

Borders Bookstore in Dallas Praises Saint Obama, patron Saint of the Liberal Moonbat  —  A friend of mine sent this picture to me which was taken at a Borders Bookstore in Dallas, TX.  He says the books were in the Kids section.  I guess Borders is helping to indoctrinate our children into the Obamanation Cult.

The Gospel According to the Obamessiah

The Gospel According to the Obamessiah

Have people really lost their minds to this extent?  All of this worship of the Obamessiah is reminding me Jonestown.  It’s fucking creepy as hell.

Since this schmuck came on the scene, I will not touch a drop of Koolaid ever again.

Behold your savior?  Jeezus H Christ, wake me up in four years when this is over!

Bill Clinton: “Free Speech For Me, But Not For Thee”

Change We Will Be Forced To Believe In..

Change We Will Be Forced To Believe In..

The latest Fascist Liberal Democrat crying to place restrictions on Free Speech by reinstating the so called “Fairness Doctrine” is the man who helped transition the Oval Office to the Oral Office and made famous the line “Eatin ain’t Cheatin” former President Bill Clinton.

From Michelle Malkin:

Former President Bill Clinton isn’t pleased that conservatives are allowed to express views counter to his on the airwaves, and wants a re-enactment of the Fairness Doctrine.

In a preview of an interview with liberal talker Mario Solis-Marich to be aired in its entirety Friday, Clinton complained about the money funding “right wing talk shows” like Rush Limbaugh, and believes we should have “more balance in the programs or have some opportunity for people to offer countervailing opinions.”

It’s not that Right Wing Conservatives like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glen Beck have an unfair advantage on the radio, it’s that noone wants to listen to schmucks like Al Franken, Thom Hartmann, or Rachell Maddow and their fascist liberal drivel. Noone listens to them period!

Air America is such a huge failure because mainstream Americans don’t want to hear “America Sucks” or that our military is losing a war.  Liberals tried to fill a void on the left with their own brand of Talk Radio and no one was listening.  No one on the left could match the Free Market successes of Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh.

Liberals already control most of the major News Networks, CBS, ABC, NBC, and CNN.  Liberals have a stronghold in most major Universities and the print media.  Do you actually think the New York Times would give space to Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin?  Can you see Chris Matthews sharing the thrill up his leg with Rush Limbaugh or Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman co-hosting a cable show together?  Liberals are not going to give up what they already control, they just want what they could never get…The Radio airwaves.

Our Constitution, our rights and liberties are under attack by the Liberal Left.  They cannot maintain their stranglehold on America without silencing those who don’t agree with them.

They refer to it as the “Fairness Doctrine” but it is nothing more then a steaming pile of shit sugar coated and covered in chocolate to make it look more appealing.

In closing, I would like to offer a piece of advise to the Liberals…If you don’t like what you hear, then turn the fucker off!

Video: The Bellamy Brothers Sing “Old Hippie-The Sequel”

Great tune…Reminds me of myself and how I feel these days!

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Religion of Pieces Alert: Beheading In New York

islam_commentaries-740284An Orchard Park businessman was charged friday in the beheading death of his wife.

From Buffalo News:

Friends expressed shock on Friday that the founder of a Muslim TV channel — which he launched in order to counter violent images of Muslims — has been arrested in his wife’s brutal slaying.

Detectives have charged Muzzammil Hassan, 44, with second-degree murder after his wife was found beheaded Thursday at the offices of the cable channel, Bridges TV, in the Village of Orchard Park.

The victim was identified as Aasiya Z. Hassan, 37.

Police said they continued to search for the murder weapon on Friday and refused to discuss further details of the killing.

“I am totally stunned,” said Samira Khatib, a friend of the couple, who lives in Hamburg. “They were really more than married — they encouraged each other in everything.”

It was Aasiya Hassan who encouraged her businessman husband to launch the cable channel, she said. “She was such a lovely person.”

The ironic part of all this, is the fact that this man started a tv station to counter the violent images of Muslims and their so called Religion of Peace.  I think his actions are working against his efforts.

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Michelle Malkin also has thoughts on this.

Scientist Discover New Element

I’m sure some junk science of Al Gore’s was responsible for the discovery of this newest of Elements.  Perhaps the gasses produced by this latest discover will be able to eliminate our need for Foreign oil???…..Yeah as if!

I know this has been around before, but jeez, we need something to make us laugh as we watch Obama bumble his way around the White House spending all of our money.

From Barking Moonbat Early Warning System:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.  Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium , an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Gird your loins and pace yourselves folks….It’s going to be a long fucking four years!

And they say it is hard to find a good job with a criminal record…

Who says it’s hard for a brotha to get a job after gettin outta da joint?

Former Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick landed himself a cushy job in the home state of Former President George W. Bush with Michigan based Compuware.

From WZZM TV:

DETROIT (Detroit Free Press) – Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is expected to be named to a new job in Texas with Covisint, an affiliate of Detroit-based Compuware Corp., a person familiar with the arrangement told the Free Press on Wednesday night.

 Compuware Chairman Peter Karmanos was preparing to announce the hiring today, the person said, speaking on the condition of anonymity.

 Kilpatrick’s duties were not defined, but would not include contact with Detroit or Michigan-based customers. Covisint develops systems for large computer networks to communicate with one another.

 Oakland County Executive L. Brooks Patterson said Karmanos told him in October that he was going to offer Kilpatrick a job.

 “I haven’t heard any details about what the job is,” Patterson said Wednesday night. “But I walked away from the conversation admiring Peter’s loyalty. It wasn’t my place to question his decision.”

Democrat and big supporter of the Moonbat Messiah,  Kilpatrick just returned to the city he screwed after being released from jail a week ago and flying to Dallas for a job interview in a private jet that his mother leased after spending 99 days in jail for perjury and other charges.

I believe they just announced that they are laying off 250 people.  I guess that is the only way they were going to be able to afford a crook like Kwame.