Jeez, when I was a kid, I had a posters of FarrahFawcett and Cheryl Tiegs on my wall. In the Palestinian Occupied land of Gaza where murder and death of innocent civillians is celebrated, posters with the images of Dead Islamic Terrorists are all the rage.
Some were killed when tank shells hit their homes. Others died when bombs erased their offices. Still others met their end battling Israeli troops.
Now their faces are rolling off the presses at the Nibras print shop, which produces full-color posters and banners of the dead. In the wake of Israel’s 22-day Gaza offensive — which killed nearly 1,300 Palestinians — it’s one of the few businesses experiencing a postwar boom.
Islamic Jihad fighter Mohammed Bedawi was among the so-called “martyrs” whose demise was commemorated with a custom-made poster — a tradition for anyone killed by Israel.
“The drone hit him,” said his cousin, Abed Bedawi, 21, referring to Israel’s unmanned surveillance planes, often seen in Gaza’s skies. “He was laying a bomb for a tank when the drone fired a missile at him.”
Before the war, about 30 percent of the print shop’s orders were for martyr posters, co-owner Ahmed al-Hor said; the rest were for things like shop signs and labels for products like tomato sauce, soap and baby food. Now, posters of the dead are 90 percent of his business.
Dead Islamic Terrorists
Here’s to your one way magic carpet ride to hell assholes! Pieces be upon you…..Ooops, you’re already in pieces!
Just because I’m not feeling good does not mean my sick and twisted sense of humor has been put to sleep after all, laughter is the best medicine as I’ve been told. So seeing the Fairness Doctrine has not yet been forced down our throats so in the spirit of better health and in all “Fairness” to our President Elect, I believe I should dedicate one of my favorite songs to him and all those he surrounds himself with.
Barack Obama wants to speak at the Brandenburg Gate. He figures it would be a nice backdrop. The supporting cast — a cheering audience and a few fainting frauleins — would be a picturesque way to bolster his foreign policy credentials.
What Obama does not seem to understand is that the Brandenburg Gate is something you earn. President Ronald Reagan earned the right to speak there because his relentless pressure had brought the Soviet empire to its knees and he was demanding its final “tear down this wall” liquidation. When President John F. Kennedy visited the Brandenburg Gate on the day of his “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech, he was representing a country that was prepared to go to the brink of nuclear war to defend West Berlin.
Who is Obama representing? And what exactly has he done in his lifetime to merit appropriating the Brandenburg Gate as a campaign prop? What was his role in the fight against communism, the liberation of Eastern Europe, the creation of what George Bush the elder — who presided over the fall of the Berlin Wall but modestly declined to go there for a victory lap — called “a Europe whole and free”?
Does Obama not see the incongruity? It’s as if a German pol took a campaign trip to America and demanded the Statue of Liberty as a venue for a campaign speech. (The Germans have now gently nudged Obama into looking at other venues.)
Americans are beginning to notice Obama’s elevated opinion of himself.
Unfortunately, the Euroweenies have checked their brains at the gate and are swooning over this socialist windbag known as Obama. People with shit for brains have become quite popular in Europe and appears to be sweeping this Prozac Nation of Dopes, he has barely earned the right to stand at the gates of the White House for a tour much less Brandenburg.
You know how guys like to name their junk? You know what I mean, give your purple headed bowiggley a name? Hell, I named mine Stanley after the power tools. Anyway this morning at about 6:30am, I was taking my usual morning shit. I wiped my ass and not a smear of shit was on the toidy paper. Not one single streak! It reminded me of the mainstream media’s treatment of the presumptive Democratic Presidential (barf) nominee Barack Hussein Obama. It doesn’t matter what that schmuck does, nothing sticks to him. Nada, not one fucking thing.
Anyway, I know what your thinking, wtf does RJ’s asshole have to do with Obama and the naming of a penis? Duh! Obama is a huge asshole that shit doesn’t sticks too. So in my infinate wisdom, I decided that Stanley needed a friend so I named my bunghole Barack Obama, the Teflon Asshole. Shit does’nt stick to him, no matter how close he is to a dick!
Ya gotta admit, the guy is like a huge walking talking sphincter…Every time it opens up, nothing but shit comes out.
Actually it’s not mail, but a comment from a White Supremeacist piece of shit who calls himself “Incogman” in which threats against my life were made.
I betcha you’re just loving that cover art, huh fat Jew? I see you’re still belching bull about “Islamofascists” all over. Keep it up fatso, cause real America is starting to see your bullshit for what it is.
When the time comes, I’ll be looking for your fat hairy ass to put some rounds into.
Luckily I have recorded his email address and IP address email@example.com | 184.108.40.206 and have reported this to a friend of mine in the FBI and DHS. Perhaps someday, this POS will be sharing a jail cell with a big black man named bubba licking Jelly off his nuts! I personally think Incogman would look simply wonderful with a pair of tits tattooed on his back.