Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

Persian Gulp: Iran Has Enough Enriched Uranium For A Nuke!

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Teh Ghey

According to the schmucks at the UN (Useless Nations), the Rogue Islamic Nation of Iran now has enough enriched uranium for a Nuclear Weapon.

From Financial Times:

Iran has built up a stockpile of enough enriched uranium for one nuclear bomb, United Nations officials acknowledged on Thursday.

In a development that comes as the Obama administration is drawing up its policy on negotiations with Tehran over its nuclear programme, UN officials said Iran had produced more nuclear material than previously thought.

They said Iran had accumulated more than one tonne of low enriched uranium hexafluoride at a facility in Natanz.

If such a quantity were further enriched it could produce more than 20kg of fissile material – enough for a bomb.

“It appears that Iran has walked right up to the threshold of having enough low enriched uranium to provide enough raw material for a single bomb,” said Peter Zimmerman, a former chief scientist of the US Arms Control and Disarmament Agency

The new figures come in a report from the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN’s nuclear watchdog, released on Thursday. This revealed that Iran’s production of low enriched uranium had previously been underestimated.

The Jewish State of Israel has been launching a covert war against Iran in an attempt to stop their Apocalyptic Nuclear aspirations sans Military Action, but those options along with time may be running out for the Jewish nation and is bound to strain US/Israeli relations with Obama’s readiness to sit and break bread with the Iranian Midget of Mayhem, Ahmadinejad and talk without preconditions.

Now one has to wonder, how long it will take the Terrorist nation to turn that stockpile of enriched uranium into a nuclear weapon and use it against Israel or the United States while the Obamessiah has his thumb up his ass right next to his head!  But alas, did not the Messiah say that “Iran is a tiny country that is no threat to us”?

Are your loins girded yet?

H/T Hot Air

Comrade Obama Wants Your Guns Now!

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Registration is the first step to confiscation.   CHANGE I don’t believe in!
I was wondering when our dear leader was going to get around to declaring war against the gun owners in America.  While keeping us all preoccupied with his Messiah Made Financial Disaster, his koolaid slurping followers seem to have crafted the following piece of shit legislation aimed at Armed Americans.

In the image of Facsist Dictators before him, the Moonbat Messiah sets his sights on the one thing that makes a Free nation free…..GUNS!

From Atlas Shrugs:

Are you ready for the House Bill titled ‘HR 45, Blair Holt Licensing and Record Act of 2009’. It will make it illegal to own a firearm unless it is registered with the database in Washington D.C. As a gun owner you will have to be finger printed, you will be required to provide your DL#, SS#, you must maintain a valid address at all times, submit to mental and physical health records being put on file, you will also be required to file any address changes and any ownership changes even if private sale. Each update will cost $25 and if you fail to comply you will lose your right to own firearms. This bill and its language mirror almost completely one defeated last year in the House of Representatives by soon to be Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. Will the citizenry be as lucky this time?

Pass this on to everyone who believes in strict Constitutionalism and remember that laws only apply to those who obey them. Criminals by definition and nature do not abide by laws. New laws and restrictions only apply to the law abiding citizen and are not written with the criminal in mind. With guns, it is not abou t having laws on the books to prosecute individuals, it is about taking guns away from the people so that no one has them in the first place. One last item to note, when assuming power and creating a facist state, Hitler was a proponent of strong gun laws because a disarmed populace was much easier to control than an armed one. The Kings of old also outlawed weapons of any kind in any region that they conquered to quell the ability of the citizens to uprise against them.

The Founding Fathers of this Nation understood all of the above and because of this they included the Second Amendment in the Constitution. In fact, they knew that at some point in every society’s life span that the need for the population to arise came about. To this end they made the right to keep and bear arms against a tyrannical state an absolute right that could not be revoked. They did this because the first thing tyrants and despots do is to remove a populations right to defend themselves. When this is done the tyrants have no problem with the destruction of society as we know it.

King of Gaffes Joe Biden Takes Pot Shot At Chief Justice Roberts

Once again, VP Joe Biden has placed his shotgun mouth in front of his BB Gun ass and shot his mouth off, this time taking a shot at Chief Justice John Roberts.

From Deleware Online:

WASHINGTON – Vice president Joe Biden took a shot Wednesday at Chief Justice John Roberts, who created confusion with his botched delivery of President Barack Obama’s 35 word oath of office at the inauguration.

Obama asked Biden to swear in senior White House staff members, something he had already done for Cabinet members.

“My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts,” Biden said, drawing laughter. “Do you have a copy of the oath?”

Roberts did not use a cue card while delivering the oath. He misplaced the word “faithfully,” causing Obama to pause quizzically at the place in the oath where the word should have been. Roberts had to repeat the line, but then omitted the word “execute.”

The full text of the presidential oath: “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of the President of the United States, and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Biden is about as tactful as a fart in church.  I wonder if the SNL writers are watching good ole Joe.  I’m sure hours of comedic material will spew forth from this Liberal Dolt worthy of earning SNL an Emmy.

Change?  Yeah, right….As if!

The Day After

The day after the Coronation and no Change.  From what I’m seeing is going to occur in Washington today will be Politics as usual.  I just HOPE we can afford it all.

I need coffee!

Update:

From everything I’ve been reading about the Rise of the Messiah and his Coronation to the throne (Inauguration) it sounds like it’s everything I expected it to be, much like the moonbat Messiah himself.   no class, overhyped, and considerably less impressive than advertised

Enough said…MORE COFFEE PLEASE, I NEED MORE COFFEE!

Obama’s Election Thugs At ACORN Get A Bailout

The Moonbat Messiah is rewarding his gangsta buddies at ACORN for all of their fine illegal election work in helping him steal the 2008 Presidential Election.  This is CHANGE we as a Free Nation cannot afford.

From Atlas Shrugs:

Looks like the infamous ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) that was caught up in voter fraud in 2008 will be in the running to get some funding (pages 72-73 of the report.) The bill provides for $10 million for the SHOP program. The funding will provide competively awarded grants to national and regional nonprofit housing organizations to develop or rehabilitate low-income housing. There is plenty of more funding that will no doubt find its way to ACORN coffers like the $1 billion for Community Development Block Grants or the $4.1 billion for the Neighborhood Stabilization Program. Source Swine Line

ACORN is working hard for their money, this “non-partisan” organization is already campaigning for the stimulus:

For three weeks now ACORN members have been aggressively pursuing a campaign to pass a bold, progressive Economic Recovery package in the new Congress. Working closely with allies like US Action, AFSCME, and the larger Americans United for Change coalition, ACORN members are taking a major role in building the coalition to pass this recovery package, and to create the context for it to be both stronger and more directly responsive to the situation facing working families across this country.

Only 2 Days Till The Second Cumming Of The Moonbat Messiah

Are we all feeling quite hopeychangey yet?  Me?  Not so much.

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I guess the Obama train rolled into DC after his self indulgent ego trip down Abraham Lincoln’s memory lane today for his Coronation to take place on Tuesday, Jan 20th, 2009 when America takes the leap into Marxism.

From

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For hours, President-elect Barack Obama was cheered madly and applauded wildly by the tens of thousands of Americans who lined railroad tracks from Philadelphia to Washington, D.C. to watch his inaugural train roll by. But when the Obama Express finally hit the nation’s capital, the reception was subdued.

On Sunday, millions of Washington residents and people who have gathered in the capitol for the historic inauguration are expected to gather on the mall. Obama is expected to address them from the Lincoln Memorial about 2 p.m.

His appearance will be followed by a star-studded performance and concert. Actors Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington and Queen Latifah and others will do dramatic readings, and musicians, including Mary J. Blige, Beyonce, Stevie Wonder, Bono, Bruce Springsteen, Herbie Hancock and Garth Brooks will perform.

Over the weekend, a large concentration of Moonbats will be converging on Washington from all 57 states to witness the Coronation of their Messiah who has ascended from the heavens and will walk on water to raise the dead and to cool the planet.

I heard rumors that there is a shortage of porta potties for the monumental event in which if you think about it, the estimates are that 4 million people (libs) will be attending and only 5ooo porta potties are available for all the shit that is likely to flow like wine that day, Liberals being so full of shit and all.  I can’t wait to see the disgusting mess the moonbats leave in their wake.  I’m sure they’ll still blame Bush.

The Moonbat Messiah Cummeth Upon You

The Moonbat Messiah Cummeth Upon You

I’m gonna need more popcorn and diet coke for this fiasco!

Head Of State: An Erection/Election To Remember!

Commemorative Plates, Coins, Posters, t-shirts, hats, and drink ware.  You name it, this guys mug is all over it and people are buying this shit up.  He’s like the 21st century version of the Cabbage Patch doll.  Remember how parents were kicking each others heads in over that crap years ago?   But this is the ultimate.  I believe that with this item, he becomes an Icon.  The image of the Obamessiah is now a Dildo!  Now we know where Chris Matthews got that “Thrill up his leg” from!

I present to you, The Head of State!

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With a golden color and firm, smooth feel, the Head O State will stand upright and last all night!  Ask for “The Big O” at your favorite porn shop today while supplies last.

  • Stands 7-1/2 inches tall, nearly 2 inches in diameter
  • Weighs approx. 14 oz.
  • Made in the USA
  • Made from fine, TPR, Phthalate-free rubber
  • Waterproof
  • Enviromentally Friendly-No batteries required

I picture Obama more as a butt plug then a pussy pleaser though.  Judging by his economic policy and his desire to close down Club Gitmo only proves that his head is up his ass.

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Comes in Democrat Blue or laughing so hard I pissed my pants Yellow.

Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews both swear by these items and give their 100% endorsement of this and it’s sold in all 57 states!

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Listen to what Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other Washington Politicians had to say about Obama the Dildo:

“Buy me and you’ll get an earful!”

“This one’s fully vetted.”

“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”

“Drill, baby, drill!”

“Promises not to flip-flop!”

“I bought two… emission accomplished.”

“Turn your bedroom into the Lincoln bedroom.”

“I’ve had one stuck in me since ’82.”

“In order to form a more perfect union…”

And what about Nancy Pelosi?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

San Fran Nan is opening up to the new Head O State!

4 Days Till The Second Cumming

Given the choice over Bush or a Prick, I would choose Bush any day.  I am so sick to my stomach thinking about what the next four years will bring us.

Israel has four days left to flatten Hamas and turn Iran into one big sheet of glass, after George W. Bush is out of office, I fear Israel will be left with it’s ass hanging in the wind.  The Dumbocrats have a history of abandoning friends.

I think after all is said and done, Jimmy Carter will be replaced as THE WORST President in the history of the United States when the Obamessiah is done.

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Nine Days Till Hope & Change

Only nine more days till President Elect Hopey Changey ascends from the Heavens to walk on water and save us from ourselves because according to the Gospel according to Obama (PBUH) only Government can provide the solutions to get us out of this. What he is hiding from us is the fact that it was government and the Democrats that got us into this mess to begin with.  That fact will never be revealed by his ever adoring Disciples in the Mainstream Media who hang on his every word as if his words held secret healing powers.

I’ve stocked up on popcorn, peanuts, and goobers for the upcoming 4 year long disaster.  Obama has blown so much sunshine and rainbows up my ass that I’m pissing Sunny D and shitting Skittles!  I think someone has finally come along that will make Jimmy Carter’s 4 years look like a success and make Bill Clinton look like an honest man.

All Hail The Messiah!  PBUH

All Hail The Messiah! PBUH

I just HOPE when this is all said and done, that I have some CHANGE left in my pockets!

I Would Like To Dedicate This Song To President Elect Barack Hussein Obama

Just because I’m not feeling good does not mean my sick and twisted sense of humor has been put to sleep after all, laughter is the best medicine as I’ve been told.  So seeing the Fairness Doctrine has not yet been forced down our throats so in the spirit of better health and in all “Fairness” to our President Elect, I believe I should dedicate one of my favorite songs to him and all those he surrounds himself with.

I believe this song says it all…………..

The Nuge Speaks: RINO Season Is Now Open

I don’t think there is too much that one can add to words of wisdom from Uncle Ted.  I do have to admit, that I just love how this guy doesn’t pull any punches.  All I can say to this is….”Let’s Roll!”

Like any entity that abandons basic quality control, political parties rot from within. It happened to the Democrats long ago, and now has become the case with the Republican Party, which has strayed from its conservative underpinnings.

There are really only four things I have a strong aversion to: unloaded guns, dull knives, banjos, and Republicans in Name Only (RINOs).

The Nugent family simply doesn’t allow any of those things in our lives.

RINOs are Fedzilla punks who feign support for conservative principles only when it serves their political interest. RINOs are also known for their moderate positions such as supporting tax increases, federal “bailouts”, “comprehensive immigration reform”, advocating more counterproductive gun control that guarantee more innocent victims, opposing the death penalty, and growing and sustaining Fedzilla and all its toxic mongrels by going along with the liberals. RINOs have forgotten President Ronald Maximus Regan’s admonition that government is the problem, not the solution.

RINOs reach across Fedzilla’s aisle to cut deals and build consensus with the liberals. Consensus building means compromising values and cutting deals with the socialist prankster punksters whose goal it is to turn America into EuroAmerica.

Consensus building is for wimps and soulless people who stand for nothing. Compromise is not about being tolerant: these days, it’s about giving up conservative principles.

As the Republican Party begins to retool, rebuild and return to the “less government is best government” conservatism that makes America work, the first thing the GOP needs to do is to lock the RINOs out of the discussion. Heavily armed with an abundance of conservative attitude, my hunting buddies and I will provide security to ensure RINOs are kept downwind from the discussion. If allowed to participate, RINOs will continue to rot the Republican Party from within and diminish it in the eyes of the public. Enough is enough.

John McCain has been a RINO on campaign finance, immigration, global warming and other issues and look what happened to him. He had reached across the aisle so many times to cut deals with the liberals that he had to pick Governor Palin, a true conservative, to try and lure disenfranchised and disgusted conservatives back into the fold. Didn’t work. Senator McCain was the wrong candidate at the right time. RINOs lose elections; 
conservatives win them.

Should President-elect Obama implement his wrong-headed economic policies, our economy will continue to slide into the abyss and America’s debt will continue to soar to unsustainable levels. Conservatives must hold the line at all costs and call out all RINOs who support President-elect Obama’s economic kamikaze plan.

Make no mistake, conservative values and ideologies are embraced by Americans. The polls all indicate Americans are fed up with the Pelosi-led, do nothing congress, and do not support more government programs and control. Sounds to me like we have a conservative revolution brewing. 

Conservative leaders and thinkers such as Newt Gingrich, Jed Babbin, Governor Jindal of Louisiana, Thomas Sowell, Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Governor Sarah Palin and others need to turn up the heat and bring this less government, more individual freedom and strong national defense revolution to a boil. It is time.

My specialty is making Fedzilla punks squirm and turn into a puddle of sweat and drool. Therefore, in the spirit of famous butt kickers Generals Chesty Puller and George Patton, I say we launch an attack on all fronts. Uncle Ted hereby declares it is open season on RINOs. No bag limits or permits required. Conservative ideas, arguments and votes are the weapons we will use. Hunt them down and shine a blazing light on these RINO turncoat cockroaches. Zero in the “we the people” crosshairs of your voting assault weapon and aim for the RINO pumpstation. Double tap center mass. Whack em and stack em, track em and hack em, pack em and give em no slack. Let’s do to the RINO beasts what we did to the passenger pigeon. Force out of the Republican Party out the subspecies known as RINOs. 

We must not make the mistake of keeping the GOP tent so big that there’s room for RINOs. They are in the business of producing conservative defeats. Instead, join me in the new Conservative Revolution. Let’s go out and win another one for the Gipper. 

 

President Elect Barack Obama’s First Cabinet Meeting

One can only imagine.  Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall the first time Obama’s freak show gets together to discuss policy?  I can only picture it to play out something like this………….

The Three Stooges Of Economics: Dumb, Dumber & WTF Were We As A Nation Thinking?!?

 

Dumb, Dumber & What The Fuck Were We Thinking?!?

Dumb, Dumber & What The Fuck Were We Thinking?!?

Look, it’s the Three Stooges of Economics.  This shit is like a bad comedy & more closely resembles Larry, Moe & Curley trying to add 2+2 and coming up with 1.

What do you get when you add 1 incompetent Governor from Michigan + 1 Senator with a shotgun mouth and a bb gun ass + 1 Empty Headed Empty Suit with a Messiah Complex?  It equals total disaster and will prove to be a EPIC FAILURE!

Thank you, thank you….I’m here for the next four years. Try the veal!

Election Day Live Blogging

CNN has already declared Obama’s campaign a victory and a landslide at that.  Could they be any more in the tank?

From the Commie News Network:

”DIXVILLE NOTCH, New Hampshire (CNN) — Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama emerged victorious in the first election returns of the 2008 presidential race, winning 15 of 21 votes cast in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire.”

Unconfirmed Reports of fraud and voter intimidation coming in from Philly where I’ve heard rumors that the Black Panthers are holding night sticks are blocking the doors at voting sites in Philly.

From LGF:

Fox News just reported on an incident at a polling station in Philadelphia, where Black Panthers were blocking the entrance (one of them holding a nightstick) and intimidating voters; police were called. According to a witness they were telling people, “A black man is going to win this election no matter what,” and, “White supremacy is over.” One of these Black Panthers is actually an official poll watcher.

When Fox News showed up, the Black Panthers started accusing them of voter intimidation.

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farakkahn and Domestic Terrorist Bill Ayers voted this morning in the same place as the Obamessiah.

Update:  Sorry, work calls.  I couldn’t get away as I had hoped.  We all know how this ended anyways.

The Night Before….

I admit it.  I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve.  I feel comfortable in knowing I did my part in this process.  Was it enough?  Only time will tell.  I have prayed hard that not only will John McCain and Sarah Palin be victorious on November 4, 2008, but that America delivers a death blow to the Liberal Democrats and sends a message to them that they can keep their “Change” because we want to keep ours and decide for ourselves how to spend our own hard earned money rather then Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi redistributing our wealth to those who did nothing to earn it.

I’m leaving at 6:30 am for our polls which open at 7 am.  My vote for McCain/Palin will be a thunderous “Fuck You” to the Democrats and by casting my vote, will be a giant middle finger to all Liberals!

Time to go to bed and pray some more.  Good night, and good luck America!

Twas The Night Before The Election

A friend of mine emailed this to me.  He said he got it from the Barking Moonbat Early Warning System.  Enjoy!

‘Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
No more political crap.
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
If you don’t want socialism,
get your ass out and VOTE!

Obama Weak On Iran

New McCain Ad

Obama will in all likelyhood, sit down with anyone that hates Israel and give them whatever they want.  It’s what Soros wants, it’s what all of Obama’s closest supporters want and paid for!

Keep the Change bitch!