Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

Persian Gulp: Iran Has Enough Enriched Uranium For A Nuke!

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Teh Ghey

According to the schmucks at the UN (Useless Nations), the Rogue Islamic Nation of Iran now has enough enriched uranium for a Nuclear Weapon.

From Financial Times:

Iran has built up a stockpile of enough enriched uranium for one nuclear bomb, United Nations officials acknowledged on Thursday.

In a development that comes as the Obama administration is drawing up its policy on negotiations with Tehran over its nuclear programme, UN officials said Iran had produced more nuclear material than previously thought.

They said Iran had accumulated more than one tonne of low enriched uranium hexafluoride at a facility in Natanz.

If such a quantity were further enriched it could produce more than 20kg of fissile material – enough for a bomb.

“It appears that Iran has walked right up to the threshold of having enough low enriched uranium to provide enough raw material for a single bomb,” said Peter Zimmerman, a former chief scientist of the US Arms Control and Disarmament Agency

The new figures come in a report from the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN’s nuclear watchdog, released on Thursday. This revealed that Iran’s production of low enriched uranium had previously been underestimated.

The Jewish State of Israel has been launching a covert war against Iran in an attempt to stop their Apocalyptic Nuclear aspirations sans Military Action, but those options along with time may be running out for the Jewish nation and is bound to strain US/Israeli relations with Obama’s readiness to sit and break bread with the Iranian Midget of Mayhem, Ahmadinejad and talk without preconditions.

Now one has to wonder, how long it will take the Terrorist nation to turn that stockpile of enriched uranium into a nuclear weapon and use it against Israel or the United States while the Obamessiah has his thumb up his ass right next to his head!  But alas, did not the Messiah say that “Iran is a tiny country that is no threat to us”?

Are your loins girded yet?

H/T Hot Air

Comrade Obama Wants Your Guns Now!

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Registration is the first step to confiscation.   CHANGE I don’t believe in!
I was wondering when our dear leader was going to get around to declaring war against the gun owners in America.  While keeping us all preoccupied with his Messiah Made Financial Disaster, his koolaid slurping followers seem to have crafted the following piece of shit legislation aimed at Armed Americans.

In the image of Facsist Dictators before him, the Moonbat Messiah sets his sights on the one thing that makes a Free nation free…..GUNS!

From Atlas Shrugs:

Are you ready for the House Bill titled ‘HR 45, Blair Holt Licensing and Record Act of 2009’. It will make it illegal to own a firearm unless it is registered with the database in Washington D.C. As a gun owner you will have to be finger printed, you will be required to provide your DL#, SS#, you must maintain a valid address at all times, submit to mental and physical health records being put on file, you will also be required to file any address changes and any ownership changes even if private sale. Each update will cost $25 and if you fail to comply you will lose your right to own firearms. This bill and its language mirror almost completely one defeated last year in the House of Representatives by soon to be Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. Will the citizenry be as lucky this time?

Pass this on to everyone who believes in strict Constitutionalism and remember that laws only apply to those who obey them. Criminals by definition and nature do not abide by laws. New laws and restrictions only apply to the law abiding citizen and are not written with the criminal in mind. With guns, it is not abou t having laws on the books to prosecute individuals, it is about taking guns away from the people so that no one has them in the first place. One last item to note, when assuming power and creating a facist state, Hitler was a proponent of strong gun laws because a disarmed populace was much easier to control than an armed one. The Kings of old also outlawed weapons of any kind in any region that they conquered to quell the ability of the citizens to uprise against them.

The Founding Fathers of this Nation understood all of the above and because of this they included the Second Amendment in the Constitution. In fact, they knew that at some point in every society’s life span that the need for the population to arise came about. To this end they made the right to keep and bear arms against a tyrannical state an absolute right that could not be revoked. They did this because the first thing tyrants and despots do is to remove a populations right to defend themselves. When this is done the tyrants have no problem with the destruction of society as we know it.

King of Gaffes Joe Biden Takes Pot Shot At Chief Justice Roberts

Once again, VP Joe Biden has placed his shotgun mouth in front of his BB Gun ass and shot his mouth off, this time taking a shot at Chief Justice John Roberts.

From Deleware Online:

WASHINGTON – Vice president Joe Biden took a shot Wednesday at Chief Justice John Roberts, who created confusion with his botched delivery of President Barack Obama’s 35 word oath of office at the inauguration.

Obama asked Biden to swear in senior White House staff members, something he had already done for Cabinet members.

“My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts,” Biden said, drawing laughter. “Do you have a copy of the oath?”

Roberts did not use a cue card while delivering the oath. He misplaced the word “faithfully,” causing Obama to pause quizzically at the place in the oath where the word should have been. Roberts had to repeat the line, but then omitted the word “execute.”

The full text of the presidential oath: “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of the President of the United States, and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Biden is about as tactful as a fart in church.  I wonder if the SNL writers are watching good ole Joe.  I’m sure hours of comedic material will spew forth from this Liberal Dolt worthy of earning SNL an Emmy.

Change?  Yeah, right….As if!

The Day After

The day after the Coronation and no Change.  From what I’m seeing is going to occur in Washington today will be Politics as usual.  I just HOPE we can afford it all.

I need coffee!

Update:

From everything I’ve been reading about the Rise of the Messiah and his Coronation to the throne (Inauguration) it sounds like it’s everything I expected it to be, much like the moonbat Messiah himself.   no class, overhyped, and considerably less impressive than advertised

Enough said…MORE COFFEE PLEASE, I NEED MORE COFFEE!

Obama’s Election Thugs At ACORN Get A Bailout

The Moonbat Messiah is rewarding his gangsta buddies at ACORN for all of their fine illegal election work in helping him steal the 2008 Presidential Election.  This is CHANGE we as a Free Nation cannot afford.

From Atlas Shrugs:

Looks like the infamous ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) that was caught up in voter fraud in 2008 will be in the running to get some funding (pages 72-73 of the report.) The bill provides for $10 million for the SHOP program. The funding will provide competively awarded grants to national and regional nonprofit housing organizations to develop or rehabilitate low-income housing. There is plenty of more funding that will no doubt find its way to ACORN coffers like the $1 billion for Community Development Block Grants or the $4.1 billion for the Neighborhood Stabilization Program. Source Swine Line

ACORN is working hard for their money, this “non-partisan” organization is already campaigning for the stimulus:

For three weeks now ACORN members have been aggressively pursuing a campaign to pass a bold, progressive Economic Recovery package in the new Congress. Working closely with allies like US Action, AFSCME, and the larger Americans United for Change coalition, ACORN members are taking a major role in building the coalition to pass this recovery package, and to create the context for it to be both stronger and more directly responsive to the situation facing working families across this country.