Hump Day: Gratuitous Jewish Bikini Babe

From the Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit and spiraling downward to The Best Damn Jewish Blog Ever and all the way from the Jewish State of Israel, model Bar Refaeli to warm you up on these cold nights!

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To bad such a beautiful Jewish woman is wasting herself on that panty waste little asshat Leonardo Di Crappio.

I know, I know…What’s with the fucking lizard?  Must be someone escaped from Little Green Footballs!

Global Warming Alert: Hot Babe On A Cold Ass Day

Contrary to what Al Gore and his Global Warming Cow Fart Orchestra are saying, it’s cold as hell out and I’m freezing my Matza Balls off.  Twice I was outside to clean my driveway and sidewalk of all the snow.

Here’s a little something, something to warm the cockles of your hearts and to help your girded loins.

Brooke Hogan!

Smokin!

Smokin!

Damn!

Damn!