Getting “Fingered” By Obama

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When it comes to “Obama Fingers”, the last thing I think about is something to eat.  I’m thinking more along the lines of the Moonbat Messiah’s fingers in my pockets redistributing my hard earned money to deadbeat morons.

From Spiegle:

A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.

Many sales executives have drawn the same conclusion: What better poster child for hope than US President Barack Obama? There are Obama dolls, Obama T-shirts, Obama soap-on-a-rope. There is even Obama thong underwear on offer.

Not wanting to miss the boat, a German food company has now gotten into the act. Sprehe, a company that has all manner of frozen delicacies on offer, has come up with a new product it calls “Obama Fingers.” Far from being real digits, though, the “fingers” in question are “tender, juicy pieces of chicken breast, coated and fried,” as the product packaging claims.

Fried chicken, in other words. With a curry dip.

They are likely not to be Kosher, but Halal!

Personally, I’m trying hard to keep Obama’s fingers off what’s mine!

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H/T Michelle Malkin

Obama Inspires Woman To Paint Car & Quit Making The Payments

This is the Hope & Change that Obama had in mind and perhaps the perfect metaphor for all those Obamabots slurping the Koolaid…….

Obama Car

Big surprise….An Obama supporter paints her car as a tribute to the Moonbat Messiah, and she has stopped making the payments.  Is anybody besides me NOT surprised by this?  I saw this coming the day AFTER the election.

From NewsBusters:

This story defines the phrase "the audacity of hope," but it probably won’t make the network news. Jennifer Hale of Scripps-Howard News Service reports on unemployed artist Jennifer Stone-Anderson of St. Petersburg, Florida, who used her free time to turn her car into a rolling artistic tribute to Barack Obama. The problem? She’s not making the payments:

Stone-Anderson missed her car payments in December, January and February and has started receiving calls from Chrysler. She has ignored them.

She said that Chrysler has the paperwork to repossess the car, and it’s really just a matter of the company finding it at this point. The car is hard to miss, but Stone-Anderson said she’s not worried about the company taking it.

"Barack says he’s an eternal optimist," she said. "We’re like minds."

It took Stone-Anderson four months of planning and two months of painting to transform the car from humdrum white to a vibrant montage of political art. The car’s vignettes call for change in areas such as recycling, alternative energy, breast cancer awareness and health care. In July, she even wrangled the novelty license plate "44 PREZ."

The Obamabot even reports that people scream obscenities at her work of art and that her dream is to sell the car so she can payoff Chrysler and …(this is the funny part, you;re going to love this)…….Buy a new car.

I’ll bet dollars to donuts this deadbeat Obamabot gets a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts?

 

Sorry About My Absence

Things have been real freaking busy where I work at in recent weeks and by the time I get home, the only thing I felt like doing was kicking my feet up and watching a rerun of NCIS or the NASCAR race on the weekend.  Someone, after all has to pay for all this Stimulating Hope & Change that the Moonbat Messiah has promised everyone.  Someone has to keep working to pay for all of these bad mortgages that irresponsible people got themselves into and refinanced 110% of the equity in that home to buy that 72 inch plasma tv and the X-Box that will further meltdown their minds into goo and mush.

Hopefully, this week I’ll get myself back on track.  More coffee is needed!  Right now, I think I’ll kick back with a nice Turkish coffee and a pastry and contemplate this afternoons Kobalt Tools 500 from Atlanta Motor Speedway and make sure I have my Fantasy NASCAR team picks ready.

Tomorrow night begins the holiday of Purim for all you fellow Jews.  For you Goyim, Purim, like Hanukkah can be described in about 10 words….”They tried to kill us, we won, Let’s Eat!”.

Obama Can Keep His Change, This Is Stimulus I Believe In

Obama can take his golden turd and shove back up his ass where it came from as far as I’m concerned….

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More Stimulus

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Ewwww....Not Stimulus!  (Puke Alert)

Ewwww....Not Stimulus! (Puke Alert)

Obama Economic Stimulus Includes Slaughter Of Innocent Infants

The election of Barack Hussein Obama and his Marxist agenda has caused a increase in the sales of guns and ammo, his inauguration it appears will be that Abortion (infanicide) will replace cars and trucks as one of our main exported items.

From the NYT:

The executive order that Mr. Obama signed reverses one of the first measures enacted by Mr. Bush when he took over the White House eight years ago and capped an opening-week flurry of action intended to signal a sharp break from the past in domestic and foreign arenas.

“For the past eight years, they have undermined efforts to promote safe and effective voluntary family planning in developing countries,” Mr. Obama said of the restrictions. “For these reasons, it is right for us to rescind this policy and restore critical efforts to protect and empower women and promote global economic development.”

In a written statement, Mr. Obama said he would work with Congress to restore financial support for the United Nations Population Fund. But he bemoaned the “politicization” of abortion and promised to reach out to all sides to initiate a new dialogue about reducing unintended pregnancies.

Essentially, we will be diverting funds away from groups that don’t promote the retail killing of unborn babies and direct those funds toward qroups that aggressively promote abortion as a means of “Family Planning”, and all this while the Moonbat Messiah is offering Constitutional Protection to Islamic Terrorists who would sooner blow themselves up in a crowded shopping mall then turn their lives around and “Change” what they’re doing.

I guess I just don’t fucking get it.  Why are liberals so aggressive and adamant about the Killing and Slaughter of millions of innocent unborn children, while in the same breath they are offering olive branches and protection to a culture that wants nothing more then to kill all of us, Christians and especially Jews.

Michelle Malkin has this interesting bit on the Democratic Culture of Death:

This will end in tears. The Obama hysteria is not merely embarrassing to witness, it is itself contributory to the scale of the disaster that is coming. What we are experiencing, in the deepening days of a global depression, is the desperate suspension of disbelief by people of intelligence – la trahison des clercs – in a pathetic effort to hypnotise themselves into the delusion that it will be all right on the night. It will not be all right…

…To anyone who kept his head, the string of Christmas cracker mottoes booming through the public address system on Washington’s National Mall can only excite scepticism. It is crucial to recall the reality that lies behind the rhetoric. Denouncing “those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents” comes ill from a man whose flagship legislation, the Freedom of Choice Act, will impose abortion, including partial-birth abortion, on every state in the Union. It seems the era of Hope is to be inaugurated with a slaughter of the innocents.

Looks like the era of Hope-N-Change will be ushered in under a dark cloud of death, but yet the Islamonazis that wish to reign death down up on America are seeing the rainbow of Change and it is bringing them Hope.

King of Gaffes Joe Biden Takes Pot Shot At Chief Justice Roberts

Once again, VP Joe Biden has placed his shotgun mouth in front of his BB Gun ass and shot his mouth off, this time taking a shot at Chief Justice John Roberts.

From Deleware Online:

WASHINGTON – Vice president Joe Biden took a shot Wednesday at Chief Justice John Roberts, who created confusion with his botched delivery of President Barack Obama’s 35 word oath of office at the inauguration.

Obama asked Biden to swear in senior White House staff members, something he had already done for Cabinet members.

“My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts,” Biden said, drawing laughter. “Do you have a copy of the oath?”

Roberts did not use a cue card while delivering the oath. He misplaced the word “faithfully,” causing Obama to pause quizzically at the place in the oath where the word should have been. Roberts had to repeat the line, but then omitted the word “execute.”

The full text of the presidential oath: “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of the President of the United States, and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Biden is about as tactful as a fart in church.  I wonder if the SNL writers are watching good ole Joe.  I’m sure hours of comedic material will spew forth from this Liberal Dolt worthy of earning SNL an Emmy.

Change?  Yeah, right….As if!

Pay As I Say, Not As I Do (Not)

The Moonbat Messiah Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) has hired a tax cheat to be the nations Chief Tax Collector who employs illegal aliens.

I believe it was VP Joe Biden who reminded us that paying taxes is the “Patriotic” thing to do!

Michelle Malkin has more on the “Change” taking place in Washington Politics.

Change I Cannot Afford

Change I Cannot Afford