Global Warming Alert: Lake Erie Frozen Over First Time In 14 Years

Need even more proof that Al Gore is so full of shit even his eyes are brown?

From Accuweather.Com

Following a cold snap in the Northeast, Lake Erie’s surface is virtually frozen over for the first time in about 14 years.

The ice ranges in thickness between paper thin along the northern shore and several inches along the southern shore, where many people are ice skating.

GoErie.com reports that the lake hasn’t completely frozen since the winter of 1995-1996.

Although the ice cover is considered complete, prevailing winds have created some cracks in the ice.

There are also reportedly ice chunks floating off the coast of Dunkirk, N.Y., which is one of the deepest parts of the lake and would naturally be one of the last places to freeze.

Lake Erie, with an average depth of 62 feet, is the most shallow of the five Great Lakes, which is why it is the only one that completely freezes over.

Since lake-effect snow depends on warmer lake temperatures compared to the air, the frozen lake will deter large amounts of snowfall to the lee of the lake.

The current cold snap will keep the lake mostly, if not completely, frozen for at least the rest of the month.

What Do Osama bin Laden and Barack Hussein Obama Have In Common?

Osama bin Laden has finally endorsed the Democrats Agenda on Global Warming.  Rumor has it that Obama is thrilled that the Islamic Terror leader and him have more in common then their hatred of America.

"Tomorrow afternoon for sure! Can't you see I'm hanging out with my friends? I'll see if I can fit the nation in tomorrow!"

Osama & Obama In Copenhagen Together

From the Kansas City Star:

The al Qaida chief and man behind 9/11 is now chastising the industrialized nations of the world for being poor stewards of the land.

“Speaking about climate change is not a matter of intellectual luxury — the phenomenon is an actual fact,” he allegedly said in a the tape the al-Jazeera television network (the tape has not been authenticated). “All of the industrialized countries, especially the big ones, bear responsibility for the global warming crisis.”

In fact, he gets all green in the tape, his first attack on CO2 emmissions.

“George Bush Junior, preceded by Congress, dismissed the agreement to placate giant corporations. And they are themselves standing behind speculation, monopoly and soaring living costs.

“They are also behind ‘globalisation and its tragic implications’. And whenever the perpetrators are found guilty, the heads of state rush to rescue them using public money.”

So, now he’s against corporate greed, as well, apparently. Clearly, he sees terrorist attacks on everyday folks as a way to help lower their living costs. And, well, I think we were all awaiting his take on market speculation.

Whodathunk?

Global Warming Alert: Hot Babe On A Cold Ass Day

Contrary to what Al Gore and his Global Warming Cow Fart Orchestra are saying, it’s cold as hell out and I’m freezing my Matza Balls off.  Twice I was outside to clean my driveway and sidewalk of all the snow.

Here’s a little something, something to warm the cockles of your hearts and to help your girded loins.

Brooke Hogan!

Smokin!

Smokin!

Damn!

Damn!

Global Warming Alert: August frost hits Minnesota and Wisconsin

Somebody call Al Gore about this….

From JS Online News Watch:

Here’s some news you probably hoped you wouldn’t hear for another four months.

The National Weather Service says areas of northeast Minnesota and northwest Wisconsin could see patchy frost this weekend. That’s right, patchy frost in August.

The weather agency says clear skies could allow temperatures to dip into the low to mid-30s late tonight into early Monday.

Meteorologist Roman Berdes says an unusual cold-air mass from Canada will bring lower temperatures, but warmer air from the central Midwest should replace it by Monday.

Berdes says these temperatures are uncommon but not unheard of. He says those areas saw temperatures in the 20s at this point in 2004.

In the Milwaukee area, today’s forecast calls for a high of 75 today and a low tonight of 54.

Can we finally put this hoax to bed?