Evil Forces Combine

Super Bitches

The latest Superpowers….Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama…Super Bitches!

I don’t know about you, but today I thought I felt a strange evil chill in the air and after finding out that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have decided to combine forces for the sake of women everywhere, I then figured out why my balls had this achy feeling.

From NewsBusters:

CNN correspondent Randi Kaye gushed over the “dynamic duo” of Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, whom she heralded as “a powerful duo — a duo women want on their side.” The two first ladies had made a joint appearance at President Obama’s announcement of the new White House Council for Women and Girls, and Kaye’s report, which aired on Wednesday’s Anderson Cooper 360, made it seem like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Kaye saved her most laudatory language for the two at the conclusion of her report: “Today was a good day to be a woman.”

Host Anderson Cooper introduced Kaye’s segment by labeling the two first ladies as “two of the most visible champions, perhaps, of women’s rights in the country.” A graphic accompanying Cooper on-screen proclaimed the “dynamic duo” of Obama and Clinton. During the rest of the report, another graphic applauded the “Obama-Clinton power duo.”

Men everywhere.  Guard well your testicles!  You know it cannot be good for us if these two bitches are combining forces and teaming up.

I know one thing….Bill Clinton probably has not had so much sex as he has since Hillary became Secretary of State and is out of the country for days on end and lord knows President Obama though sleepless as he has been, probably doesn’t have to wake up next that iceberg as often.

 

Iran Sees Obama As Weak

iran-loves-obamaI know I’m not surprised by this realization by the tyranical Islamic Regime of Iran.   The Iranian Midget and his Islamobuds are only seeing what I’ve seen all along…..The Moonbat Messiah is weak.

From Breitbart:

Iranian politicians frequently refer to the US administration as the “global arrogance”, “domineering power” and “Great Satan”.

In response, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched a fresh tirade against the United States, demanding an apology for its “crimes” against Iran and saying he expected “deep and fundamental” change from Obama.

US President Barack Obama’s offer to talk to Iran shows that America’s policy of “domination” has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday.”This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed,” Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.

“Negotiation is secondary, the main issue is that there is no way but for (the United States) to change,” he added.

After nearly three decades of severed ties, Obama said shortly after taking office this month that he is willing to extend a diplomatic hand to Tehran if the Islamic republic is ready to “unclench its fist”.

The Obamessiah is already demanding an 11% cut in military spending.  The Iranian President’s comments only back up what I’ve been saying all along about Barack Hussein Obama.

Iran Sees Obama As Weak

Iran Sees Obama As Weak

Thanks to Clinton’s military weakness, Osama bin Laden saw the US as a weak paper tiger,  cousin in disarmed Obama bin Dumbass will mimick that same image to the tyrants and dictators of the world.  Iran knows a Jimmy Carter when they see one!

In the words of Joe Biden, “Gird your loins!”

Biggest Failure Snubs Biggest Pervert

The most failed President in US history and friend to every Islamic Jew Hating Terrorist and Anti American Dictators Jimmy Carter gave the cold shoulder to Former Oral Office Inhabitant Bill Clinton and Former First Lady/Senator/Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Amazing.  I thought the atmosphere was suppose to be that of Unity and of course the nauseating mantra of “Hope & Change”.   The man who snuggles up to Jew Hating Islamonazis refuses to warm up to a fellow Dumbocrat, Mr President Snugglepants himself, or could it be that he’s pissed at Clinton for showing Amy his cigar and trying to hire her as a intern?

The All Barack Channel ABC had this take on the snub:

One small example: as the ex-Presidents gathered in the crypt of the Capitol preparing to head out to the platform, a chilly day got a bit chillier as the Carters and the Clintons were forced to occupy the same cramped space.

Former Democratic President Jimmy Carter appeared to greet former Republican President George H.W. Bush and his wife warmly, kissing Barbara Bush on the cheek.  But as Carter passed fellow Democrats Bill and Hillary Clinton, the two men did not appear to acknowledge each others presence at all.

Both men are  juvenile, self-absorbed, and venomously vengeful;Both schmucks are long history of neither one accepting responsibility for their own actions and constantly have pointed fingers at others for the problems they themselves created.

The level of immaturity shown by Carter at a time when George W. Bush was gratiously able to pass the Sceptor of Power to a Democrat as liberal and socialist as Obama speaks volumes to me.

H/T Michelle Malkin

Head Of State: An Erection/Election To Remember!

Commemorative Plates, Coins, Posters, t-shirts, hats, and drink ware.  You name it, this guys mug is all over it and people are buying this shit up.  He’s like the 21st century version of the Cabbage Patch doll.  Remember how parents were kicking each others heads in over that crap years ago?   But this is the ultimate.  I believe that with this item, he becomes an Icon.  The image of the Obamessiah is now a Dildo!  Now we know where Chris Matthews got that “Thrill up his leg” from!

I present to you, The Head of State!

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With a golden color and firm, smooth feel, the Head O State will stand upright and last all night!  Ask for “The Big O” at your favorite porn shop today while supplies last.

  • Stands 7-1/2 inches tall, nearly 2 inches in diameter
  • Weighs approx. 14 oz.
  • Made in the USA
  • Made from fine, TPR, Phthalate-free rubber
  • Waterproof
  • Enviromentally Friendly-No batteries required

I picture Obama more as a butt plug then a pussy pleaser though.  Judging by his economic policy and his desire to close down Club Gitmo only proves that his head is up his ass.

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Comes in Democrat Blue or laughing so hard I pissed my pants Yellow.

Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews both swear by these items and give their 100% endorsement of this and it’s sold in all 57 states!

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Listen to what Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other Washington Politicians had to say about Obama the Dildo:

“Buy me and you’ll get an earful!”

“This one’s fully vetted.”

“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”

“Drill, baby, drill!”

“Promises not to flip-flop!”

“I bought two… emission accomplished.”

“Turn your bedroom into the Lincoln bedroom.”

“I’ve had one stuck in me since ’82.”

“In order to form a more perfect union…”

And what about Nancy Pelosi?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

San Fran Nan is opening up to the new Head O State!

4 Days Till The Second Cumming

Given the choice over Bush or a Prick, I would choose Bush any day.  I am so sick to my stomach thinking about what the next four years will bring us.

Israel has four days left to flatten Hamas and turn Iran into one big sheet of glass, after George W. Bush is out of office, I fear Israel will be left with it’s ass hanging in the wind.  The Dumbocrats have a history of abandoning friends.

I think after all is said and done, Jimmy Carter will be replaced as THE WORST President in the history of the United States when the Obamessiah is done.

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Pretty In Mink

The tree hugging save the whales weinies are at it again.  Now they are sniveling about Conservative Women wearing fur!

From Michelle Malkin:

Over the past several years, I’ve had fun participating in the annual Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute calendar. CBLPI is a terrific organization run by tireless Michelle Easton, who leads the group in keeping Clare Boothe Luce’s legacy alive and “reaching out to women all over the nation to prepare them for effective conservative leadership.” This year, the CBLPI team picked a “Pretty in Mink” theme for the calendar

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Why is it the libtards are so f’n eager to protect animals, insects, reptiles, and trees but cringe at the mere thought of protecting an unborn human or liberating enslaved people from murderous Dictators?  I have my own campaign I’m launching this holiday season.

clubliberalssealsI’m still for clubbing seals in exchange for a warm pair of mittens to go with my Ivory Handled Cane, but would gladly trade a baby seal for a chance to punch Nancy Pelosi in her botox mug.

Hell, I’ll take…

Conservative Women

Conservative Women

Over….

Liberal Skanks

Liberal Skanks

Any freaking day of the week.  Liberal women resemble something that was buried inside of an old shoe beneath a pile of dog shit if you ask me.  I wouldn’t fuck them with Bill Clinton’s dick.

My Hiatus

After the let down of the election, I just have not been in the blogging mood.  Of course, I cannot resist the comedic approach to fucking with our new Overlord, Barack Hussein Obama.  I am sure that in the future, we who refuse to slurp the koolaid at the fountain of O will certainly need reasons to smile and laugh.  I think that I’m going to take yet another week away to catch my breath and hide my money before Obama starts redistributing it to the pregnant crack whores.

I am by the way still seeking opinionated assholes much like myself to contribute to the blog.  Let me know if your interested.  Would prefer a Jewish person but would consider someone goyish but must be right wing conservative, no RINO’s.  Twisted sense of humor a plus.