The latest Superpowers….Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama…Super Bitches!
I don’t know about you, but today I thought I felt a strange evil chill in the air and after finding out that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have decided to combine forces for the sake of women everywhere, I then figured out why my balls had this achy feeling.
CNN correspondent Randi Kaye gushed over the “dynamic duo” of Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, whom she heralded as “a powerful duo — a duo women want on their side.” The two first ladies had made a joint appearance at President Obama’s announcement of the new White House Council for Women and Girls, and Kaye’s report, which aired on Wednesday’s Anderson Cooper 360, made it seem like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Kaye saved her most laudatory language for the two at the conclusion of her report: “Today was a good day to be a woman.”
Host Anderson Cooper introduced Kaye’s segment by labeling the two first ladies as “two of the most visible champions, perhaps, of women’s rights in the country.” A graphic accompanying Cooper on-screen proclaimed the “dynamic duo” of Obama and Clinton. During the rest of the report, another graphic applauded the “Obama-Clinton power duo.”
Men everywhere. Guard well your testicles! You know it cannot be good for us if these two bitches are combining forces and teaming up.
I know one thing….Bill Clinton probably has not had so much sex as he has since Hillary became Secretary of State and is out of the country for days on end and lord knows President Obama though sleepless as he has been, probably doesn’t have to wake up next that iceberg as often.