Obama Who?

Talk about gettin your thunder stolen. One day after the Chosen One came down from the heavens in Denver to prophesy to us about the Hope & Change he will bring to us, he resumes his true position of Irrelevance on the political stage.

Obama delivered his Sermon on the Mound from Denver on the 45th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s “I have a dream” speech with not one mention about Dr. King or the civil rights movement.  His ego would not allow him to honor those that paved the way for him.

Then came the next morning…

John McCain stole all of that by announcing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate for the 2008 November Presidential Election.

In typical Obama arrogance and total lack of class, the Obama Campaign refused to congratulate Palin and instead criticized Palin’s lack of Foreign Policy experience.

Obama is one clueless schmuck.  Remember the saying Barry?  Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.  Nine years of living in a Muslim country and attending a Muslim school is not Foreign Policy Experience.

Now all of the disassociated women in America are asking the same question….Obama who?

Message to Obama, “My Hockey mom can kick your soccer mom’s ass!”

Update: DNC Convention Schedule

2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events
 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER – Reverend Jeremiah Wright
 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hannah
 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Joe Biden
 8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! – Al Gore
 8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING – Rosie O’Donnell
 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Hillary Clinton
 8:40 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES – John Kerry
 9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE – Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Evan Bayh
11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND – Babs Streisand
11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn
11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Nancy Pelosi’s Rack
11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS – Howard Dean
12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN IRAQ’S PRISONS – Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Paris Hilton
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Ritt Momney
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

DNC Convention Schedule

The DNC has announced its schedule for the upcoming convention in Denver, Colorado.  I gathered these little ideas from around the web.

Monday August 25 – Opening ceremonies with white flag waving.

Monday, August 25th – Opening Prayer: Reverend Jeremiah Wright gives the Benediction (viewer discretion advised)

Monday, August 25- George Soros relates how buying a party and installing a candidate, can secure a Marxist agenda.

Monday, August 25-Bill Clinton and John Edwards host a seminar: Deny, Deny, Deny – How to Cheat on your Spouse in the National Spotlight.

Monday, Aug. 25th  2:00pm – 2:01pm (Slideshow)  “Proud Moments in American History” 

Monday, August 25 — One Nation Under Obama Monday’s headline prime-time speaker will be Michelle Obama on the topic of One Nation I Truly Despise.

Tuesday, August 26th – John Edwards addresses the convention on “Family Values”

Tueday 26 August: Renewing America’s Promise or how to hate America while enjoying its benefits.

Tuesday, August 26- Former President Bill Clinton will host a fun afternoon of Pin the Cigar on/in the intern.

Wednesday, August 27th – William Ayers conducts bomb-making seminar.

Wednesday, August 27-Bill & Hillary Clinton Host a Seminar on “The Successful Selling of White House & Air Force One Mementos on eBay & Craigslist”

Wednesday, August 27th-Workshop on how to reduce your carbon footprint by teaching your neighbors how to perform organic, sustainable, and locally procured abortions?

Thursday, August 28th- Congressman William Jefferson “Amana vs. Fridgidaire? – where to keep your cold hard cash”

Thursday, August 28t- The Almighty Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) and Senator John Kerry hold question and answer session on the intricacies of the political flip-flop.

Thursday, August 28 – Closing ceremonies and BHO’s keynote speech: Change Will Be All You Have Left In Your Pocket.

Obama Wants Voters To Remember Clinton’s Past, But He Expects Free Pass?

The new Messiah of the Demoncratic party is reminding voters to remember Hillary Clinton’s Past.

From My Way News:

Barack Obama wants to make sure that voters do, even if it was 16 years ago that Hillary Rodham Clinton created an uproar when she sniffed that she could have given up her career and “stayed home, baked cookies and had teas.”

While Clinton brought up the problems Obama could face in a general election if he’s nominated, Obama used a two-hour debate Wednesday night to remind Americans what they don’t like about his opponent and her husband, Bill, the former president. Both candidates argued they were tough enough to withstand whatever Republicans try to use against them.

Obama raised President Clinton’s controversial pardons on his last day in office. And he wanted Americans to know that Hillary Clinton repeatedly called him names in the past few days.

But what about the controversial past of Obama?  His association with a anti-semite racist Pastor Jeremiah Wright who hates America is to be ignored?  What about his religious past as a Muslim, we are simply to erase that from our minds?  Barack Hussein Obama, while I remember the past misdeeds of Hillary Clinton very well, you sir are no saint and are not above reproach.  Obama, I believe is the only person in America besides Jimmy Carter that actually makes Hillary Clinton likeable in my eyes, though I would never vote for her in November, given a choice between her and the elitist, self important prick Barack Hussein Obama, I would probably have to choose, Team Clinton.

Political Expert 50 Cent Not Sure!

Rapper and now a Political Strategist 50 cent, Fiddy to his friends is not sure whether he supports B. Hussein Obama or Hillary Clinton.  The world is waiting with baited breath for the electoral words of wisdom that may come rhythmically from his mouth.

From MTV:

Just weeks ago, America knew where 50 Cent stood in this year’s presidential race: solidly in Camp Hillary.

“I just think she’d do a good job,” the MC said in a widely circulated Fox News video. “There’s nothing bad about Obama in my eyes either, but I just think Hillary would be my choice.

“I’m not sure America is ready to have a black president,” he continued. “I think they might kill him.”

However, after hearing Obama’s stunning speech on race in America earlier this month, the rapper pulled what is now commonly known in political circles as a “Bill Richardson.” In other words, he changed his mind after the speech and switched to Obama’s side.

Unfortunately, this is not an April fools joke.  They’re some people who are waiting on the edges of their seats for political wisdom from schmucks like him.

I know, when I think Politics and the 2008 election, I think 50 cent and MTV! (Sarc) This must be their “Choose a Loser”, er I mean “Choose or Lose” campaign.

A bullet riddled criminal supporting a fellow crook is what I’m thinking.   I’m hanging on every word this guy says, cause ya all know, he’s keeping real!

The Democrats Race For 08 Up To Now

This was hillaryous!

Jooo Toob: Jackie Mason On Obama & Hillary!

Back In Black

Obama one upped Hillary today by winning the primary election in the state of Wyoming on saturday.

From MyWay News:

CASPER, Wyo. (AP) – Sen. Barack Obama captured the Wyoming Democratic caucuses Saturday, seizing a bit of momentum in the close, hard-fought race with rival Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton for the party’s presidential nomination.

Obama generally has outperformed Clinton in caucuses, which reward organization and voter passion more than do primaries. The Illinois senator has now won 13 caucuses to Clinton’s three.

Obama has also shown strength in the Mountain West, winning Idaho, Utah, Colorado and now Wyoming. The two split Nevada, with Clinton winning the popular vote and Obama more delegates.

But Clinton threw some effort into Wyoming, perhaps hoping for an upset that would yield few delegates but considerable buzz and momentum. The New York senator campaigned Friday in Cheyenne and Casper. Former President Clinton and their daughter, Chelsea, also campaigned this week in the sprawling and lightly populated state.

Pardongate: Clintons Block Release Of Pardon Papers

The secrecy of the Clintons continues….

Bill and Hillary Clinton (Billary) have blocked the release of not only their Income Tax Returns, but also the information behind the controversial pardons of Criminals on their way out the White House doors in 2001.

From Hot Air:

Federal archivists at the Clinton Presidential Library are blocking the release of hundreds of pages of White House papers on pardons that the former president approved, including clemency for fugitive commodities trader Marc Rich.

That archivists’ decision, based on guidance provided by Bill Clinton that restricts the disclosure of advice he received from aides, prevents public scrutiny of documents that would shed light on how he decided which pardons to approve from among hundreds of requests.

Clinton’s legal agent declined the option of reviewing and releasing the documents that were withheld, said the archivists, who work for the federal government, not the Clintons.

The decision to withhold much of the requested material could provide fodder for critics who say that the former president and his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, now seeking the Democratic presidential nomination, have been unwilling to fully release documents to public scrutiny.

One would think that if the Clintons were so proud of their Legacy that they would welcome with open arms prying eyes into their past.

Hillary Clinton has touted her “Experience” in her campaign against B. Hussein Obama in her quest to be Dictator, but she throws up a series of roadblocks when inquiries are made into that so called experience. In fact, her and BJ Bill have gone to great lengths to HIDE that experience.

The Clinton Campaign has been bringing up Obama’s connection to Islamic and South American Terrorists, while it has been forgotten the links to the Clintons and the Puerto Rican Terrorists that Bill Clinton pardoned in 1999 so as to win the PR vote in New York for Frau Hillary’s Senate Campaign in 2000.

Clinton pardoned 16 members of a Puerto Rican nationalist group known as FALN despite objections from Law Enforcement and the Justice Dept.

My Predictions For Super Tuesday II

My predictions for Super Tuesday v 2.0 is that the Democratic Messiah B. Hussein Obama will deliver a death blow to the Clinton campaign.  Does that mean the Dark Lord Darth Hitlery will back out?  I doubt it.  I still think she has a ACE hidden up her pantsuit.  I just don’t think Hillary is capable of going into the night QUIETLY.

Photo Courtesy The Powers That Be:

I do think that this is an accurate prediction of what will happen to the world biggest left leaning dick…..Not that dick you gutter minded rat, this one……..

But anyway, I think that if Hillary does not have Obama whacked, I think hubby Bill better be searching for a new hiding place…………….

Either way, one head or another will roll, you can bet on that!

Joo Toob: Jackie Mason On The English Language

The Ultimate Jew, Jackie Mason speaks out about immigration and the English Language.

Clinton: Obama ‘change you can Xerox’

The gruesome twosome are at it again.  How do you decide which one of these two is the biggest douchebag?  Do we flip a coin?

At tonight’s debate, Hillary brought out the boo’s and Osama, er I mean Obama, had them cheering.

From Yahoo News:

AUSTIN, Texas – Hillary Rodham Clinton accused presidential rival Barack Obama of political plagiarism Thursday night, but drew boos from a Democratic debate audience when she ridiculed him as the candidate of “change you can Xerox.”

Obama dismissed the charge out of hand, then turned the jeers to applause when he countered, “What we shouldn’t be doing is tearing each other down, we should be lifting the country up.”

The exchange marked an unusually pointed moment in an otherwise civil encounter in the days before March 4 primaries in Texas and Ohio — contests that even some of Clinton’s supporters say she must win to sustain her campaign for the White House.

The former first lady has lost 11 straight primaries and caucuses, and trails her rival in convention delegates. Obama has won a pair of big union endorsements in the past two days.

Upside down or rightside up, these two schmucks are both equally as liberal as the other, and equally as bad for America.  Change my ass!  Same playbook, different players.  Two interchangeable talking heads, they both suck, despite reports from Bill Clinton, yes Hillary does suck, just not Bill!

Hillary Clinton’s Motherly Love: Takes A Swipe At Pimped Daughters Profession.

First she gets rid of Chelsea’s pet Socks the Cat, then she’s pimpin her own flesh and blood out for votes, now she’s dissing the First Daughter’s chosen profession by saying that people like Chelsea “Aren’t doing real work”.  Sounds like a slap in the face to me, see for yourself.

From ABC News:

ABC News’ Jennifer Parker and Eloise Harper Report: Sen. Hillary Clinton took a swipe at her daughter’s profession today at an economic roundtable discussion at a restaurant in Parma, Ohio, suggesting wealthy investment bankers and hedge fund managers on Wall Street aren’t doing real ‘work.’

The former first lady’s daughter, Chelsea Clinton, works for New York-based hedge fund Avenue Capital Group. She previously worked in New York for McKinsey & Company, her first job after graduating with her master’s degree from Oxford University.

“We also have to reward work more,” Clinton told a small group of Ohio residents today. “and by that, I mean, I have people in New York working on Wall Street as investment managers, as hedge fund executives. Under the tax code, they can pay a lower percentage of their income in taxes on $50 million dollars, than a teacher, or a nurse, or a truck driver in Parma pays on $50,000. That’s very discouraging to people.”

Does Chelsea really “work”? My job in the Banking Industry requires me to actually show up at the office and do something productive each and every  day. All Chelsea seems to be doing lately is jet setting around the country wooing so called Super Delegates.

Let’s not forget how the First “lady” (term used loosely) made lots and lots of money off of Cattle Futures.  Did she return any of that money?  What a hypocritical fraud and a total schmuck Mrs. Clinton is, especially for the virtual slap in the face to her own daughter.

People like me who work in the banking industry actually work over 40 hrs a week or more to earn our incomes that she and her liberal friends are oh so eager to take from our wallets and redistribute.

Political Joke Of The Year

Nothing like poking fun at the Clintons to brighten your day.

From IMAO:

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, ‘No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.’

The second barber turned to Bush and said, ‘How about you?’

Bush replied, ‘Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.’

Pimpin Ain’t Easy

Proof the nut doesn’t fall very far from the tree.

Kippah Tip To The Jawa Report