This is absolutely hilarious!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Finally, a Hallmark Holiday for men!
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
Musical Hilarity from the Bob & Tom Show
Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs? I think I have offically heard everything now, till of course the Moonbat Messiah has another unscripted thought.
From the Bob & Tom Show, comedian and songwriter Heywood Banks
Look below the fold to see why I dedicated this song to new First Lady Michelle Obama
Who’d a thunk.. Michelle Obama has a little meat between the sheets, take a look at this unflattering photo.
Calling Michelle Obama a *class act* is a real reach. Meet the new First Lady of the United States of America!
I can’t remember Jacqueline Kennedy, Laura Bush or even Hillary Clinton going out in public dressed like this. First Lady *Camel Toe* is just NOT something that translates to *classy*…
Just because I’m not feeling good does not mean my sick and twisted sense of humor has been put to sleep after all, laughter is the best medicine as I’ve been told. So seeing the Fairness Doctrine has not yet been forced down our throats so in the spirit of better health and in all “Fairness” to our President Elect, I believe I should dedicate one of my favorite songs to him and all those he surrounds himself with.
I believe this song says it all…………..
My own rendition of Comedian Paul Gilmartins Poem, Sister Joan
Look, it’s the Three Stooges of Economics. This shit is like a bad comedy & more closely resembles Larry, Moe & Curley trying to add 2+2 and coming up with 1.
What do you get when you add 1 incompetent Governor from Michigan + 1 Senator with a shotgun mouth and a bb gun ass + 1 Empty Headed Empty Suit with a Messiah Complex? It equals total disaster and will prove to be a EPIC FAILURE!
Thank you, thank you….I’m here for the next four years. Try the veal!
Damn it, I need to laugh. Noone makes me laugh like Rodney Carrington, and nothing, I mean NOTHING makes me smile more then “Dos Chi Chi’s” which is spanish for two titties! Enjoy!
Does this schmucks ego know no bounds? Everytime Obama puts his foot in his mouth his responses to the media are that he is above reproach. His own self image of greatness makes him think that any criticism of him is racist and unpatriotic.
From Michelle Malkin:
You know my favorite part of Barack Obama’s response to the lipstick bungle? It’s this obnoxious phrase, which hasn’t been remarked upon much today:
“I don’t care what they say about me but I love this country too much to let them take over another election…”
Yes, yes, because Obama is Truth, Justice, and the American Way! And all who dare mock him or challenge his Absolute Moral Authority suffer from patriotism deficiency.
He loves his country so much he sent his lawyers to stifle the free speech of television stations running ads critical of his terror ties.
He loves his country so much he slimed investigative journalist Stanley Kurtz and pushed his cult followers to shut down Chicago radio station WGN and host Milt Rosenberg, who probed Obama’s ties to terrorist Bill Ayers and his failed educational projects.
Quite the ego Obama has. He’s only 44 yrs old and has published 2 autobiographies to express his ego driven prophesies after having accomplished nothing in his 44 yrs on this planet.
I’m rather enjoying watching his whole campaign go down the political toilet like a big old smelly turd. Watching him self destruct is hilarious beyond any written comedy.
As for me, I love this country too much to see him get elected.
How can you not find a farting squirrel to be funny as hell?
This weeks installment of The Ultimate Jew, Jackie Mason.
Jackie Mason For President In 2008! I wish!