Keith Olberman PWND By Ann Coulter

I know, this has been all over the news this week, and I’m just getting around to it.  So shoot me.

I don’t always agree with everything Ann Coulter says, but I deeply admire her courage to say what she means, and mean what she says.  Watching her make a total buffoon out of Keith Olberman has been entertaining to say the least.

From Ann Coulter:

Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent "Ivy League" education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: "My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class."

Except Keith didn’t go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.

Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants).

Olbermann’s incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man."

Among the graduates of the Ivy League Cornell are Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Thomas Pynchon, Paul Wolfowitz, E.B. White, Sanford I. Weill, Floyd Abrams, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Ginsburg, Janet Reno, Henry Heimlich and Harold Bloom.

Graduates of the ag school include David LeNeveu of the Anaheim Ducks, Mitch Carefoot of the Phoenix RoadRunners, Darren Eliot, former professional hockey player, and Joe Nieuwendyk, multiple Stanley Cup winner.

What Ann Coulter does to liberal weenies like John Edwards, Barack Obama and Keith Olberman is equal to what Hulk Hogan and Bill Goldberg did to their opponents in the Pro Wrestling ring…..Total Destruction with entertainment value!

Out of boredom, I’ve watched Obama’s lapdog on his show, and not once did I ever think that he did go to college, other then perhaps dropping out from ITT Tech.  Besides Chris Matthews, Keith Olberman is the only other person I’ve seen that can talk while having his mouth filled nuts deep with Obama’s schlong.  In some circles, that could be seen as talent.

Olberman just needs to avoid paying taxes for a few years and he may then be fully qualified to hold a cabinet position…..Secretary of Agriculture.

Here is some of Coulter on Red Eye….

Pretty In Mink

The tree hugging save the whales weinies are at it again.  Now they are sniveling about Conservative Women wearing fur!

From Michelle Malkin:

Over the past several years, I’ve had fun participating in the annual Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute calendar. CBLPI is a terrific organization run by tireless Michelle Easton, who leads the group in keeping Clare Boothe Luce’s legacy alive and “reaching out to women all over the nation to prepare them for effective conservative leadership.” This year, the CBLPI team picked a “Pretty in Mink” theme for the calendar

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Why is it the libtards are so f’n eager to protect animals, insects, reptiles, and trees but cringe at the mere thought of protecting an unborn human or liberating enslaved people from murderous Dictators?  I have my own campaign I’m launching this holiday season.

clubliberalssealsI’m still for clubbing seals in exchange for a warm pair of mittens to go with my Ivory Handled Cane, but would gladly trade a baby seal for a chance to punch Nancy Pelosi in her botox mug.

Hell, I’ll take…

Conservative Women

Conservative Women

Over….

Liberal Skanks

Liberal Skanks

Any freaking day of the week.  Liberal women resemble something that was buried inside of an old shoe beneath a pile of dog shit if you ask me.  I wouldn’t fuck them with Bill Clinton’s dick.