Joe Biden: Hookd oN Fonix wErKz 4 mE 2!

This guy if anything quacks me up.  Biden is a walking, talking gaffe machine.  I thought I would have some fun with his idiocy and made some fun pics.

 

Michelle Malkin Reported on this earlier:

Snort advisory warning. Joe Biden, skilled orator and lifelong U.S. Senator, says “J-O-B-S” is a “three-letter word.”

Can you imagine if Sarah Palin had said this?

Run Forest, run!!!

Created by The Rogue Jew

Created by The Rogue Jew

 

k/t: Flopping Aces 

Obama Campaign Withdraws From Two Jewish Debates

It is becoming apparently clear that Obama is avoiding Jewish voters, specifically ones who may not agree with his ideology.  One would think that with the recent hateful diatribes by Jesse Jackson in France, Obama would want to engage Jewish votes, but it is clear that he wishes to avoid unscripted confontation in front of a audience and a moderator that may not be on the Obama Payroll.

From The Republican Jewish Coalition:

The Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC) Executive Director Matt Brooks issued the following statement today:

Now that the Presidential debates are over, the Obama campaign is trying to cancel all remaining debates in the Jewish community that include the Republican Jewish Coalition.

Claiming they do not like recent RJC advertisements, the Obama campaign has formally instructed all of its representatives to cancel their scheduled appearances with any representative of the RJC. Former Congressman Mel Levine (CA) yesterday informed the Valley Cities Jewish Community Center that he would no longer show up for his scheduled debate this Sunday against RJC California Director Larry Greenfield. State Representative Josh Shapiro (PA) informed Temple Sinai that he would not participate in a forum with RJC Philadelphia Director Scott Feigelstein.

“The RJC is deeply troubled by this effort on the part of the Obama campaign to stifle and limit a debate on the important issues facing our country,” said Brooks. “More than anything the Jewish community values dialogue. What is the Obama campaign afraid of? Why is the Obama campaign afraid to have this conversation?”

“With their recently enacted policy of not debating representatives of the RJC, the Obama campaign has underscored Senator Obama’s problems in the Jewish community. It is unfortunate that the Obama campaign is unwilling and afraid to have a candid conversation on the issues of great concern to Jewish voters,” said Brooks.

“Throughout this campaign, the RJC has highlighted the truth about Obama’s positions, his statements and his advisers. Every point raised in our ads is sourced, cited and has previously been reported in the media. We ask legitimate questions about Obama’s policies towards Israel, the Middle East and Iran. Our ads have raised legitimate concerns over Obama’s associations with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Robert Malley, Tony McPeak and David Bonior. If the Obama campaign is unhappy with our ads, then Senator Obama should never have associated with these individuals in the first place,” Brooks added.

“Currently, the RJC is scheduled to participate in 29 debates between now and the election. In keeping with the long-standing tradition of Jewish dialogue, we look forward to these opportunities to engage the Jewish community on the critical issues,” said Brooks.

The 14 Lies Of Joe Biden

Fresh from the McCain people.

 

 

JOE BIDEN’S 14 LIES TONIGHT

 

1. TAX VOTE: Biden said McCain voted “the exact same way” as Obama to increase taxes on Americans earning just $42,000, but McCain DID NOT VOTE THAT WAY.

 

2. AHMEDINIJAD MEETING: Joe Biden lied when he said that Barack Obama never said that he would sit down unconditionally with Mahmoud Ahmedinijad of Iran. Barack Obama did say specifically, and Joe Biden attacked him for it.

 

3. OFFSHORE OIL DRILLING: Biden said, “Drill we must.” But Biden has opposed offshore drilling and even compared offshore drilling to “raping” the Outer Continental Shelf.”

 

4. TROOP FUNDING: Joe Biden lied when he indicated that John McCain and Barack Obama voted the same way against funding the troops in the field. John McCain opposed a bill that included a timeline, that the President of the United States had already said he would veto regardless of it’s passage.

 

5. OPPOSING CLEAN COAL: Biden says he’s always been for clean coal, but he just told a voter that he is against clean coal and any new coal plants in America and has a record of voting against clean coal and coal in the U.S. Senate.

 

6. ALERNATIVE ENERGY VOTES: According to FactCheck.org, Biden is exaggerating and overstating John McCain’s record voting for alternative energy when he says he voted against it 23 times.

 

7. HEALTH INSURANCE: Biden falsely said McCain will raise taxes on people’s health insurance coverage — they get a tax credit to offset any tax hike. Independent fact checkers have confirmed this attack is false

 

8. OIL TAXES: Biden falsely said Palin supported a windfall profits tax in Alaska — she reformed the state tax and revenue system, it’s not a windfall profits tax.

 

9. AFGHANISTAN / GEN. MCKIERNAN COMMENTS: Biden said that top military commander in Iraq said the principles of the surge could not be applied to Afghanistan, but the commander of NATO’s International Security Assistance Force Gen. David D. McKiernan said that there were principles of the surge strategy, including working with tribes, that could be applied in Afghanistan.

 

10. REGULATION: Biden falsely said McCain weakened regulation — he actually called for more regulation on Fannie and Freddie.

 

11. IRAQ: When Joe Biden lied when he said that John McCain was “dead wrong on Iraq”, because Joe Biden shared the same vote to authorize the war and differed on the surge strategy where they John McCain has been proven right.

 

12. TAX INCREASES: Biden said Americans earning less than $250,000 wouldn’t see higher taxes, but the Obama-Biden tax plan would raise taxes on individuals making $200,000 or more.

 

13. BAILOUT: Biden said the economic rescue legislation matches the four principles that Obama laid out, but in reality it doesn’t meet two of the four principles that Obama outlined on Sept. 19, which were that it include an emergency economic stimulus package, and that it be part of “part of a globally coordinated effort with our partners in the G-20.”

 

14. REAGAN TAX RATES: Biden is wrong in saying that under Obama, Americans won’t pay any more in taxes then they did under Reagan.

Sarah Palin Spanked Biden’s Fannie

I know the schmucks at MSNBC who have been slurping at the Fountain of O are refering to Palin as a “Dolt” for looking into the camera, but I thought she kicked ass last night. 

She missed some key opportunities to really show what a putz Biden really is, but overall she did great.  I really appreciated the way she refered to Obama’s tax raises as redistribution of wealth, and the fact that small businesses would be the ones hurt the most under Obama’s tax increases.  What really iced the cake for me is Gov. Palins comment about the mainstream media’s bias toward the chosen one, Barack “The Messsiah” Obama.

I think the key issues she had missed opportunity on was the Biden gaffe of him not knowing the differnce between the West Bank and Gaza and his total fabrication of Bush letting the Islamic Terror group of Hizbollah into Beiruit, Lebanon.  He must of pulled that nonsense out of his ass because nothing he said made any sense and was not based on any fact.

She also should have made statements about Obama’s connections to Rezko & Ayers and of course the role Obama played in the current Financial boondoggle.

As for Chris Matthews, I think that Palin’s performance last night, turned that tingle up his leg into a warm wet trickle down it.  Matthews’ only way to cover up her outstanding performance and still goose step inline with Mein Furor Obama is to lie, cheat, and steal all the way too November 4th.

I wanted to bitch slap Biden when he started that fake ass Hillary BS of crying in front of the camera.  Did Bill Clinton teach him how to do that?  And I kept waiting and hoping that Biden would ask Ifill to stand up.  That would have been hilarious beyond anything else.

Kippah Tip to Michelle Malkin

I Have A Bracelet Too….Part 2

As it turns out, the ultimate moral authority and Messiah of the Democratic Party Barack Obama was asked by  Sergeant Ryan David Jopek’s family of Merrill, Wisconsin on a Wisconsin Public Radio show that his family had asked Barack Obama to stop wearing the bracelet with his son’s name on it, yet Obama continues to wear it and exploit a fallen hero for his own selfish desires despite the wishes of the family.

I highly doubt the mainstream media, which is already in the tank for Barack Obama will expose his callous disrespect and disregard for the family’s wishes.  The MSM is as a matter of fact, the Obamessiah’s biggest group of cheerleaders and would never ever think of exposing their Messiah and Savior as the schmuck he really is.

From Newsbusters:

Jopek began by saying that his ex-wife was taken aback, even upset, that Obama has made the death of her son a campaign issue. Jopek says his wife gave Obama the bracelet because “she just wanted Mr. Obama to know Ryan’s name.” Jopek went on to say that “she wasn’t looking to turn it into a big media event” and “just wanted it to be something between Barack Obama and herself.” Apparently, they were all shocked it became such a big deal.

But, he also said that his ex-wife has refused further interviews on the matter and that she wanted Obama to stop wearing the reminder of her son’s sacrifice that he keeps turning into a campaign soundbyte. 

Barack Obama’s use of this bracelet as a “Prop” for his campaign makes him look dumber then Las Vegas Prop Comic Carrot Top.

Kippah Tip to Michelle Malkin on this story.

I’ve Got A Bracelet Too….

This one’s gonna leave a mark!  Take away the teleprompter and Greek Columns and Obama’s nothing more then an empty headed, empty suit who is who gives empty platitudes.

During the debate, John McCain explained that he wanted to remain resolute for victory in Iraq for the families of the men and women who had given their lives for the mission.  McCain spoke of a bracelet he received from the mother of Matthew Stanley to emphasize his commitment to the troops.  The Obamessiah prepared for it, but he blew it in the end.

I believe this one’s not gonna slide so easily off the Teflon Messiah.

This is by far one of the sleaziest Obama has done during his campaign which is already so deep in the gutter

Priceless!

Obama Waffles On Missile Defense

The man flips and flops like a 12 yr old Chinese Olympic Gymnist.

 

Bullshit Meter

Bullshit Meter

 

 

We should just make an in-action figure of this yutz.  Much like the talking dolls of the past, you pull the string and Obama says something, you pull the string again and he says something completely different.  It would clearly illustrate Obama’s waffling on the issues.

This time it’s missile defense from last nights debate.  Remember, he was against before he was for it.

It would seem that Obama’s Chickenhawks are coming home to roost.

Barack Obama Says “John McCain Is Absolutely Right”

Team McCain is all over this and earning their money with a rapid response to tonights Debates in which McCain clearly came out on top of Obama despite his slow start.

One can only wonder after listening to the “Chosen One” tonight, if he has any ideas that are of his own design.

According to the Fox News Channel, Barack Obama agreed with McCain 8 times during tonights debate and McCain stated that Barack Obama “Doesn’t Understand” 7 times.

After watching the debate, the question comes to mind.  Is Obama ready to lead?  Nope, but he seems ready to follow McCain!  The Obamessiah proved tonight that their are alot of things in this world that can be fixed, but there isn’t a pill, or a shot that you can take because you cannot cure stupid!

Shalom Biotches!

Biden & Obama Would Rather A Nuke Go Off!

The two Democratic Schmucks running for POTUS and VPOTUS are more concerned with the safety and well being of a suspected Islamic Terrorist then they are the well being and security of America and would rather you and your family be blown to bits over running the risk of harming a suspected terrorist to get information that would save you and your family.

Biden would rather offer a Terrorist a Presidential Pardon then drip water on his face and essentially pardon the terrorist then person dripping the water on a suspected terrorists face, per his own words!

From MSNBC:

TIM RUSSERT: I want to move to another subject, and this involves a comment that a guest on “Meet the Press” made, and I want to read it, as follows: “Imagine the following scenario. We get lucky. We get the number three guy in Al Qaida. We know there’s a big bomb going off in America in three days and we know this guy knows where it is.

Don’t we have the right and responsibility to beat it out of him? You could set up a law where the president could make a finding or could guarantee a pardon [to the person who did the torturing].

Obama—would you do that as president?

OBAMA: America cannot sanction torture. It’s a very straightforward principle, and one that we should abide by. Now, I will do whatever it takes to keep America safe. And there are going to be all sorts of hypotheticals and emergency situations and I will make that judgment at that time.

But what we cannot do is have the president of the United States state, as a matter of policy, that there is a loophole or an exception where we would sanction torture. I think that diminishes us and it sends the wrong message to the world.

RUSSERT: Senator Biden, would you allow this presidential exception?

BIDEN: No, I would not. And I met, up here in New Hampshire, with 17 three- and four-star generals who, after my making a speech at Drake Law School, pointing out I would not under any circumstances sanction torture, I thought they were about to read me the riot act. Seventeen of our four-star, three-star generals said, “Biden, will you make a commitment you will never use torture?” It does not work.

It is part of the reason why we got the faulty information on Iraq in the first place is because it was engaged in by one person who gave whatever answer they thought they were going to give in order to stop being tortured. It doesn’t work. It should be no part of our policy ever—ever.

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BIDEN: Question, Tim, did you say pardon, as well? I’d pardon the son of a gun, if I got an atom bomb.

RUSSERT: That was—that was the scenario that President Clinton laid out [in a hypothetical during an earlier interview with the former president].

BIDEN: OK. Well, I would pardon — I would not torture, but if I thought I’d get the hydrogen bomb this guy had planted, I’d say, “Man, you’re out.” And then I’d figure out how he got taken care of later. But I would…

(LAUGHTER)

… I would pardon him.

RUSSERT: So you would be in favor of…

BIDEN: I’d pardon him, not torture. Not torture.

RUSSERT: No. It would be pardoning the person who…

BIDEN: Oh, did the torture. No, no, no.

RUSSERT: Fair enough. All right.