Evil Forces Combine

Super Bitches

The latest Superpowers….Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama…Super Bitches!

I don’t know about you, but today I thought I felt a strange evil chill in the air and after finding out that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have decided to combine forces for the sake of women everywhere, I then figured out why my balls had this achy feeling.

From NewsBusters:

CNN correspondent Randi Kaye gushed over the “dynamic duo” of Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, whom she heralded as “a powerful duo — a duo women want on their side.” The two first ladies had made a joint appearance at President Obama’s announcement of the new White House Council for Women and Girls, and Kaye’s report, which aired on Wednesday’s Anderson Cooper 360, made it seem like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Kaye saved her most laudatory language for the two at the conclusion of her report: “Today was a good day to be a woman.”

Host Anderson Cooper introduced Kaye’s segment by labeling the two first ladies as “two of the most visible champions, perhaps, of women’s rights in the country.” A graphic accompanying Cooper on-screen proclaimed the “dynamic duo” of Obama and Clinton. During the rest of the report, another graphic applauded the “Obama-Clinton power duo.”

Men everywhere.  Guard well your testicles!  You know it cannot be good for us if these two bitches are combining forces and teaming up.

I know one thing….Bill Clinton probably has not had so much sex as he has since Hillary became Secretary of State and is out of the country for days on end and lord knows President Obama though sleepless as he has been, probably doesn’t have to wake up next that iceberg as often.

 

Going To Hell In A Handbasket: Celebrating The Obamessiah!

 

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

Well, why not?  According to the Obamessiah, with him as President every day will be like Christmas. (Sarc)

Was it not a requirement, once upon a time to actually have accomplished something AS President to have a holiday named for you?  Rather in this case, just becoming President sets about the motion to create a holiday in honor of the Chosen One, Barack Hussein Obama.

From Michelle Malkin:

Plans are being made to promote a national holiday for Barack Obama, who will become the nation’s 44th president when he takes the oath of office Jan. 20.

“Yes We Can” planning rallies will be at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. every Tuesday at the downtown McDonald’s restaurant, 1100 Kansas Ave., until Jan. 13. The goals are to secure a national holiday in Obama’s honor, to organize celebrations around his inauguration and to celebrate the 200th birthday of President Abraham Lincoln, who was born on Feb. 12 1809.

At 7:30 a.m. on Inauguration Day, Obama Cake will be served at the downtown McDonald’s, and a celebration is scheduled for 8 p.m. to midnight Jan. 20 at the Ramada Hotel and Convention Center, 420 S.E. 6th.

You have to be kidding me.  A national Holiday for a schmuck who thus far has only proven that he can buy an election.  He hasn’t even proven that he can lead anything besides a kumbya singalong followed by a group chant of “OBAMA” & “Yes We Can”.

I will not be celebrating on the day he is inaugurated.  I will be at work because some poor schmuck has to pay for all of these free giveaways and entitlements that the Messiah has promised his Sheeple.  I’m thinking that if this Obama Holiday happens, you dumbasses who are falling in line behind the chosen one will have finally and officially reached Cult Status.

Just as a reminder to all of the Obamabots.  Your president will get no more, and no less of the respect from me that you assholes gave President Bush.