This is absolutely hilarious!
And of course, Obama Madness would not be complete without some more of the Obama Nude on a Unicorn series….
Musical Hilarity from the Bob & Tom Show
Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs? I think I have offically heard everything now, till of course the Moonbat Messiah has another unscripted thought.
Proof that money can not buy taste. Hat tip to RIGHTWINGSPARKLE.
Commemorative Plates, Coins, Posters, t-shirts, hats, and drink ware. You name it, this guys mug is all over it and people are buying this shit up. He’s like the 21st century version of the Cabbage Patch doll. Remember how parents were kicking each others heads in over that crap years ago? But this is the ultimate. I believe that with this item, he becomes an Icon. The image of the Obamessiah is now a Dildo! Now we know where Chris Matthews got that “Thrill up his leg” from!
I present to you, The Head of State!
With a golden color and firm, smooth feel, the Head O State will stand upright and last all night! Ask for “The Big O” at your favorite porn shop today while supplies last.
- Stands 7-1/2 inches tall, nearly 2 inches in diameter
- Weighs approx. 14 oz.
- Made in the USA
- Made from fine, TPR, Phthalate-free rubber
- Enviromentally Friendly-No batteries required
Comes in Democrat Blue or laughing so hard I pissed my pants Yellow.
Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews both swear by these items and give their 100% endorsement of this and it’s sold in all 57 states!
Listen to what Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other Washington Politicians had to say about Obama the Dildo:
“Buy me and you’ll get an earful!”
“This one’s fully vetted.”
“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”
“Drill, baby, drill!”
“Promises not to flip-flop!”
“I bought two… emission accomplished.”
“Turn your bedroom into the Lincoln bedroom.”
“I’ve had one stuck in me since ’82.”
“In order to form a more perfect union…”
And what about Nancy Pelosi?
San Fran Nan is opening up to the new Head O State!
Look below the fold to see why I dedicated this song to new First Lady Michelle Obama
Who’d a thunk.. Michelle Obama has a little meat between the sheets, take a look at this unflattering photo.
Calling Michelle Obama a *class act* is a real reach. Meet the new First Lady of the United States of America!
I can’t remember Jacqueline Kennedy, Laura Bush or even Hillary Clinton going out in public dressed like this. First Lady *Camel Toe* is just NOT something that translates to *classy*…
Just because I’m not feeling good does not mean my sick and twisted sense of humor has been put to sleep after all, laughter is the best medicine as I’ve been told. So seeing the Fairness Doctrine has not yet been forced down our throats so in the spirit of better health and in all “Fairness” to our President Elect, I believe I should dedicate one of my favorite songs to him and all those he surrounds himself with.
I believe this song says it all…………..