Now Part of My Daily Prayers

Psalm 2008-2012  H/T DANEgerus

FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,

I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,

I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER

IN A RENTED HOME.

BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

The Gospel According To The Obamabots

His disciples have been slurping Koolaid away at the Fountain of O and their feeding frenzy has brought them crawling out from under their rocks in huge masses.  Their virus of hate seems to be spreading and of course you’ll never hear Obama utter in public any of these, not like the MSM Obamedia would ever report it,  but his cult like followers are making gospel out their “Hope” and “Change” agenda.

Here are some ideology of “Change” that Liberals “Hope” will come about under their Messiah.

From RWN:

• I think Karl Marx had some valuable insights into capitalist economies!
• The Second Amendment does too allow government to ban handguns!
• Let’s standardize the federal age of consent at 16!
• Promiscuity between consenting adults is good exercise!
• Health care is a service, not a business!
• I don’t support the troops. I support some troops, depending on whether or not they’ve committed war crimes!
No more wars without United Nations or at least NATO support!
• Saving the boulder darter was worth a few thousand jobs!
• If Eastern Europeans think NATO will go to war to defend them against Russia, they’re out of their minds!
• Ditto if Taiwan thinks the United States will go to war to defend it against China!
• Let’s teach evolution in Sunday school!
• The military-industrial complex is a greater menace than most foreign nations!
• If Israel isn’t out of the occupied territories in six months, we’ll cut off all aid.
• Higher gas prices are good because they make everybody bike and take public transit like they should!
• America isn’t the greatest nation in the world. We think it is only because it’s our country. Duh!
• America won’t be the world’s most powerful nation forever. And you know what? Handing that responsibility off will be a relief!
• America’s official languages should be English and Spanish!
• Judges should legislate from the bench if they want to.
What’s so great about the Judeo-Christian tradition?
Big-city values are better than small-town values!
I’m glad the Muslims whupped the Christians during the Crusades! Served ’em right!
• We need a shorter work week!
• We’re undertaxed. Look at Europe!
• Terrorism isn’t that big a threat to America!
• Let’s bring back the era of big government.
• It’s not enough that the top 5 percent pays 55 percent of our taxes. Why not 75 percent?
• Many welfare moms kicked off the rolls by the 1996 welfare-reform bill are worse off in their crappy jobs!
• Ronald Reagan was a crummy president!
• Broad availability of gay marriage: good. Broad availability of gay divorce: better!
Pornography is good for your marriage because it teaches you new sexual techniques!
• The problem with public schools is private schools!