Biggest Failure Snubs Biggest Pervert

The most failed President in US history and friend to every Islamic Jew Hating Terrorist and Anti American Dictators Jimmy Carter gave the cold shoulder to Former Oral Office Inhabitant Bill Clinton and Former First Lady/Senator/Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Amazing.  I thought the atmosphere was suppose to be that of Unity and of course the nauseating mantra of “Hope & Change”.   The man who snuggles up to Jew Hating Islamonazis refuses to warm up to a fellow Dumbocrat, Mr President Snugglepants himself, or could it be that he’s pissed at Clinton for showing Amy his cigar and trying to hire her as a intern?

The All Barack Channel ABC had this take on the snub:

One small example: as the ex-Presidents gathered in the crypt of the Capitol preparing to head out to the platform, a chilly day got a bit chillier as the Carters and the Clintons were forced to occupy the same cramped space.

Former Democratic President Jimmy Carter appeared to greet former Republican President George H.W. Bush and his wife warmly, kissing Barbara Bush on the cheek.  But as Carter passed fellow Democrats Bill and Hillary Clinton, the two men did not appear to acknowledge each others presence at all.

Both men are  juvenile, self-absorbed, and venomously vengeful;Both schmucks are long history of neither one accepting responsibility for their own actions and constantly have pointed fingers at others for the problems they themselves created.

The level of immaturity shown by Carter at a time when George W. Bush was gratiously able to pass the Sceptor of Power to a Democrat as liberal and socialist as Obama speaks volumes to me.

H/T Michelle Malkin

Head Of State: An Erection/Election To Remember!

Commemorative Plates, Coins, Posters, t-shirts, hats, and drink ware.  You name it, this guys mug is all over it and people are buying this shit up.  He’s like the 21st century version of the Cabbage Patch doll.  Remember how parents were kicking each others heads in over that crap years ago?   But this is the ultimate.  I believe that with this item, he becomes an Icon.  The image of the Obamessiah is now a Dildo!  Now we know where Chris Matthews got that “Thrill up his leg” from!

I present to you, The Head of State!

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With a golden color and firm, smooth feel, the Head O State will stand upright and last all night!  Ask for “The Big O” at your favorite porn shop today while supplies last.

  • Stands 7-1/2 inches tall, nearly 2 inches in diameter
  • Weighs approx. 14 oz.
  • Made in the USA
  • Made from fine, TPR, Phthalate-free rubber
  • Waterproof
  • Enviromentally Friendly-No batteries required

I picture Obama more as a butt plug then a pussy pleaser though.  Judging by his economic policy and his desire to close down Club Gitmo only proves that his head is up his ass.

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Comes in Democrat Blue or laughing so hard I pissed my pants Yellow.

Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews both swear by these items and give their 100% endorsement of this and it’s sold in all 57 states!

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Listen to what Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other Washington Politicians had to say about Obama the Dildo:

“Buy me and you’ll get an earful!”

“This one’s fully vetted.”

“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”

“Drill, baby, drill!”

“Promises not to flip-flop!”

“I bought two… emission accomplished.”

“Turn your bedroom into the Lincoln bedroom.”

“I’ve had one stuck in me since ’82.”

“In order to form a more perfect union…”

And what about Nancy Pelosi?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

San Fran Nan is opening up to the new Head O State!

4 Days Till The Second Cumming

Given the choice over Bush or a Prick, I would choose Bush any day.  I am so sick to my stomach thinking about what the next four years will bring us.

Israel has four days left to flatten Hamas and turn Iran into one big sheet of glass, after George W. Bush is out of office, I fear Israel will be left with it’s ass hanging in the wind.  The Dumbocrats have a history of abandoning friends.

I think after all is said and done, Jimmy Carter will be replaced as THE WORST President in the history of the United States when the Obamessiah is done.

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Hillary Hits Obama, er the Nail On The Head

Just taking a stroll down memory lane and I came across this little tidbit of humor.

“I have a lifetime of experience that I will bring to the White House. I know Senator McCain has a lifetime of experience that he will bring to the White House. And Senator Obama has a speech he gave in 2002.” — Hillary Clinton

 

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Hillary Clinton’s Love Triangle

Hillary denies Bubba a kiss so that she can lay one on her new Emperor.

Hillary shows Bill that once you go black, there is just no turning back!

He leans-in, he puckers, he….he…..he’s denied!    That was painful but it was PRICELESS!

Personally, I would have pushed the biatch off the stage.

The Mainstream Media Has Awaken A Sleeping Giant

The schmucks at CNN, MSNBC, and the Big Three Networks have done more for John McCain in the last 6 days then he ever could have dreamed of doing himself.

By attacking Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her family in ways that they never would have dreamed of when it comes to their Messiah Barack Hussein Obama.

From Michelle Malkin:

The media has done more for John McCain in the last two days than he’s done for himself in the last year and a half,” [Tom] DeLay said. “Trashing her is waking up the sleeping giant, and the sleeping giant is Republican women.”

spoke to Hugh Hewitt on radio row. He’s getting deluged with phone calls from women listeners, all saying that they’re appalled by the attacks on Sarah Palin. One has already printed up a t-shirt that says, “I AM SARAH PALIN. HER STORY IS MY STORY. BACK OFF.”

I would have to say that in the words of BHO’s Pastor, The Democrats Chickens are coming home to roost. 

All these years under false pretenses have declared themselves the defenders of Women’s & Children’s rights while standing in the background watching women and children killed and butchered by Islamic Extremists in Afghanistan.  

Hillary Clinton was their first target.  She decided to go quietly into the night and melt into the background while declaring to the world in Denver, Colorado that she once again will stand by her man, that man being Barack Hussein Obama.

Now another strong and articulate woman has decided to step out of line.  An even stronger woman then Frau Hillary herself.  A woman that believes life begins at conception.  A woman that hunts & fishes.  A strong woman who eats mooseburgers and shoots a gun.  A woman that raised her family against all odds without the intrusive help of government programs.  Her struggle managed to take her to heights she never imagined. 

Now she is the Vice Presidential Nominee of the Republican Party and the leftist liberals are losing their minds.  Out of nothing but pure unadulterated fear, they attack Gov. Palin and her family and women all over America, women who have been kicked aside and pushed around are seeing how vindictive and mean spirited the Liberal Controlled mainstream media truly is.

I myself admire strong women like my mom, my wife, Golda Mier, and Margaret Thatcher. 

Like Tom Delay said, a sleeping giant has been awakend.  I expect the roof to be blown off with tonights speech by Vice President Sarah Palin.

Obama Who?

Talk about gettin your thunder stolen. One day after the Chosen One came down from the heavens in Denver to prophesy to us about the Hope & Change he will bring to us, he resumes his true position of Irrelevance on the political stage.

Obama delivered his Sermon on the Mound from Denver on the 45th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s “I have a dream” speech with not one mention about Dr. King or the civil rights movement.  His ego would not allow him to honor those that paved the way for him.

Then came the next morning…

John McCain stole all of that by announcing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate for the 2008 November Presidential Election.

In typical Obama arrogance and total lack of class, the Obama Campaign refused to congratulate Palin and instead criticized Palin’s lack of Foreign Policy experience.

Obama is one clueless schmuck.  Remember the saying Barry?  Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.  Nine years of living in a Muslim country and attending a Muslim school is not Foreign Policy Experience.

Now all of the disassociated women in America are asking the same question….Obama who?

Message to Obama, “My Hockey mom can kick your soccer mom’s ass!”

Hillary Clinton Replaced By The Other Woman….Again!

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Talk about being dismissed!  The Party of “Change”, the Party of Diversity kicked Hillary Clinton to the curb like a red headed step child in a wheelchair while the Republicans make history themselves by selecting a woman as their Vice Presidential nominee.

From Michelle Malkin:

U.S. Senator John McCain today announced that he has selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate and to serve as his vice president.

Governor Palin is a tough executive who has demonstrated during her time in office that she is ready to be president. She has brought Republicans and Democrats together within her Administration and has a record of delivering on the change and reform that we need in Washington.

Governor Palin has challenged the influence of the big oil companies while fighting for the development of new energy resources. She leads a state that matters to every one of us – Alaska has significant energy resources and she has been a leader in the fight to make America energy independent.

In Alaska, Governor Palin challenged a corrupt system and passed a landmark ethics reform bill. She has actually used her veto and cut budgetary spending. She put a stop to the “bridge to nowhere” that would have cost taxpayers $400 million dollars.

As the head of Alaska’s National Guard and as the mother of a soldier herself, Governor Palin understands what it takes to lead our nation and she understands the importance of supporting our troops.

Governor Palin has the record of reform and bipartisanship that others can only speak of. Her experience in shaking up the status quo is exactly what is needed in Washington today.

This seals the deal for me.  I will be voting for McCain/Palin this November and not writing in “None of the above”.  She eats meat!  Moose Burgers!  She hunts, she shoots…She SCORES!!!!!!

Continuing from Michelle Malkin, ten things you should know about Sarah Palin.

1. Sarah Louise Palin (nee Heath) was born Feb., 1964, in Sandpoint, Idaho. Her family moved to Alaska when Sarah was an infant. Her father, Chuck, is a retired schoolteacher.

2. She attended Wasilla High School where she played point guard on the state champion basketball team. Her nickname was “Sarah Barracuda.”

3. Palin graduated in 1987 from the University of Idaho with a degree in journalism. She worked briefly as a sports reporter in Anchorage.

4. She refers to her husband, Todd, as the “First Dude.” He’s worked as a commercial fisherman and as a production operator on the North Slope for BP. He enjoys snowmobiling and has won the Tesoro Iron Dog, billed as the world’s longest snowmobile race, four times.

5. Palin and her husband have five children, Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig. Trig, born in 2008, has been diagnosed with Down syndrome. Her son Track joined the army in 2007.

6. Her favorite meal is moose stew.

7. She comes from a family of outdoor enthusiasts. Her parents, Chuck and Sally Heath, enjoy hunting and fishing, and have both completed marathons.

8. Palin was named Miss Wasilla in 1984 and was a runner-up for Miss Alaska. In 1996 she was elected mayor of Wasilla.

9. She’s a lifetime NRA member and enjoys hunting, fishing, and snowmobiling.

10. Elected in 2006, she’s Alaska’s first female governor and the youngest governor elected in the state.

I wanna see the Annointed One, Obama attack Palin on the experience issue.  Let’s see him open up that can of worms.  I don’t think he has the balls to do it.

Obama picked a long term Washington insider for his theme of change while McCain chooses a fresh face Washington outsider.  The Hit & Run Media have to be going nuts over this.  As of late, Obama has been letting loose his Brown Shirts to attack free speech, I believe now that their pants may have just turned brown and are now matching their shirts…They just shit their pants!

Update: DNC Convention Schedule

2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER – Reverend Jeremiah Wright
 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hannah
 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Joe Biden
 8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! – Al Gore
 8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING – Rosie O’Donnell
 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Hillary Clinton
 8:40 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES – John Kerry
 9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE – Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Evan Bayh
11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND – Babs Streisand
11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn
11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Nancy Pelosi’s Rack
11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS – Howard Dean
12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN IRAQ’S PRISONS – Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Paris Hilton
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST TO Ritt Momney
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

Obama Says “Maybe Not” To Another Ass Whoopin By Hillary

Battered, bloodied, and bruised from last nights ass whoopin delivered by ABC and Hillary Clinton, Barack Hussein Obama is not so sure that another debate is neccessary.

From Hot Air:

Sen. Barack Obama on Thursday suggested he doesn’t see any point in having another debate with Democratic rival Sen. Hillary Clinton.

Clinton has agreed to a debate next week, but Obama has not yet accepted the invitation.

At an appearance in Raleigh, North Carolina, Obama said he has a lot of campaigning to do in a limited amount of time.

Obama said he had agreed to an earlier debate, but Clinton declined that one.

“I’ll be honest with you, we’ve now had 21,” he said. “It’s not as if we don’t know how to do these things. I could deliver Sen. Clinton’s lines; she could, I’m sure, deliver mine.”

Not so cool, and lacking of substance is starting to show on the Liberal’s newest Messiah.  Obama, who wants to have talks with every Terrorist in the middle east while he’s invading Pakistan is beginning to look like the big pussy I always knew he was.

Baracky: The Movie!

How else do you describe Barack Hussein Obama?  His favorite preacher is a racist anti-semite, his father was a commie racist, his wife is a racist… and he himself is all of the above.  Do we really want his finger anyway near the button?

Not sure whether this is a pro Obama video or if its intent was to mock Hillary & Obama, but you go ahead and watch and judge for yourself….I still don’t like the guy.  He’s actually the only figure alive right now that makes Hilllary look good to a Conservative Jew like myself.

Political Expert 50 Cent Not Sure!

Rapper and now a Political Strategist 50 cent, Fiddy to his friends is not sure whether he supports B. Hussein Obama or Hillary Clinton.  The world is waiting with baited breath for the electoral words of wisdom that may come rhythmically from his mouth.

From MTV:

Just weeks ago, America knew where 50 Cent stood in this year’s presidential race: solidly in Camp Hillary.

“I just think she’d do a good job,” the MC said in a widely circulated Fox News video. “There’s nothing bad about Obama in my eyes either, but I just think Hillary would be my choice.

“I’m not sure America is ready to have a black president,” he continued. “I think they might kill him.”

However, after hearing Obama’s stunning speech on race in America earlier this month, the rapper pulled what is now commonly known in political circles as a “Bill Richardson.” In other words, he changed his mind after the speech and switched to Obama’s side.

Unfortunately, this is not an April fools joke.  They’re some people who are waiting on the edges of their seats for political wisdom from schmucks like him.

I know, when I think Politics and the 2008 election, I think 50 cent and MTV! (Sarc) This must be their “Choose a Loser”, er I mean “Choose or Lose” campaign.

A bullet riddled criminal supporting a fellow crook is what I’m thinking.   I’m hanging on every word this guy says, cause ya all know, he’s keeping real!

Operation Chaos: Rush Limbaugh Is A Genius!

I know if Michigan has a Presidential Primary do over, I will be taking the advise of the man behind the EIB Golden Microphone and crossing over to vote for Hillary Clinton.

El Rushbo, with half his brain tied behind his back has done to the Democrats, what McCain is too big of a pussy to do…He has hijacked their voting process in the wide open and has done legally what most Democrats do illegally.  Without using dead voters, or illegal aliens, Rush has got the Democrats cannibalizing themselves.  It’s freaking beautiful.  It brings a tear to my eye.

From Examiner.Com 

            Within the last month or so Rush Limbaugh, a conservative talk show host, considered by many as the man who saved AM radio, has launched a para-military style public campaign in an effort to affect the outcome of the Democratic Party primary.

             Rush Limbaugh, operating as a one man army, has urged his listeners to legally switch party affiliations to participate in Operation Chaos, designed to get his listeners to vote for Hillary Clinton which serves at least two purposes.

             The effect of Operation Chaos keeps Hillary Clinton in the race or winning in future primaries and also keeps the Democratic Party involved in what can only be described as political chaos.

             Rush Limbaugh’s plan which he put into effect with seemingly little effort and no public funds, has had an effect and the entire effort appears headed for the gravitas effect.  Several recent news stories contained polling data which reflect the fact that Rush Limbaugh’s Operation Chaos has had an increasing effect on the outcome of several recent primaries.

             One response to Mr. Limbaugh’s public effort is that liberal political pundits have spoken out against it, characterizing it as possibly illegal, which it clearly isn’t, to trying to minimize the effects, although it’s clear that Operation Chaos is working quite well.

             In the meantime General Limbaugh continues to drop his Conbombs (Conservative Bombs) on the opposition during his radio show each day.  Rush Limbaugh was one of the first, if not the first, to discuss at length Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s relationship with Barack Obama, and Reverend Wright’s hate speech.

Listening to Rush today, he said that the operation has exceeding even his expectations.  I would like to give Rush all of my support on this, especially if Michigan does a do over vote.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving: Spitzer’s Hooker Swallows Pride & Resigns

Spitzer is still governor but the high priced call girl that he was flat out busted with has resigned from her duties.

From iowahawk:

New York – At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York’s exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl “Kristen” announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

“I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps,” she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. “I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community.”

The embattled prostitute did not mention Spitzer by name, and stopped short of offering an official resignation. But longtime sex industry insiders say that it will be difficult for Kristen to return to her post in light of mounting federal wiretap evidence that she had sexually serviced the Governor on at least two occasions.

“It will be hard for her to spin her way out of this,” said Destinee Rizzo, editor of the trade journal Executive Concubine.”After taking on clients like that, her days as a five diamond, high-roller suite call girl are over. Frankly, with all the press coverage she’ll be lucky to get a job as a $5 truck stop lot lizard in Kentucky.”

“The big problem now is to keep this incident from threatening the whole expensive whore industry,” added Rizzo.

This is proof that a Hooker has more honor and morality then a Liberal Democrat and still not much mentioned about the fact that Spitzer is a DEMOCRAT. Had he been a Republican he would have been tarred, feathered, drawn & quartered by the Democrats and the Liberal Biased Media.

Bill Clinton at least didn’t have to pay for sex.

Democrat Superdelegate & NY Governor Eliot Spitzer In Hooker Scandal

What is it with Hillary Clinton’s attraction to Sex Offenders?  It looks to be that one of her pledged Super-delegates, the Governor of New York has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

From the NY Daily News:

Eliot Spitzer is Hillary Clinton‘s home-state governor, a pledged superdelegate to the former First Lady — and now a big fat headache to the Democratic presidential hopeful.

As Spitzer reportedly weighs whether to resign his office in the wake of allegations he paid a high-priced call girl for sex, Clinton is side-stepping questions about a scandal that some are already comparing to former President Bill Clinton‘s well-known sexual indiscretions.

“Let’s wait and see what comes out of the next few days,” the Democratic presidential hopeful told reporters on Monday. “Right now I don’t have any comment. I think it’s appropriate to wish his family well and see how things develop.”

While Spitzer and Clinton have never been personally close — he was famously slow to endorse her presidential bid — the governor’s fall from grace will likely remain an annoyance for Clinton on the campaign trail.

She will likely be asked again — and again — about Spitzer’s misdeeds, which can only serve to remind voters about Bill Clinton’s affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky and the public humiliation it cost then First Lady Clinton.

David Letterman reminded everyone during his Top Ten riff on Spitzer’s excuses: “No. 1, I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.”

Thanks to the Democrats, writers and commentators like myself don’t have to make up shit like this.