Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

Diversity

Notice the “Diversity” between Obama and Bush?

Teh Ghey Prez

Bill Clinton may have been the first Black President but Obama surely qualifies as the first Gay President  in American history.  What a humiliating image for proud American’s to have to view in their so called “leader” .

More Vermin In The White House

A fly can always find a pile of shit somewhere.  In this case, a fly that managed to escape the ninja like moves of President Kick Ass landed right on his mug and was photographed.

shit for brains

A fly lands on President Barack Obama’s face as he delivers remarks on the Affordable Care Act and the New Patients Bill of Rights, Tuesday, June 22, 2010, in the East Room of the White House in Washington. Click Here

Flies are naturally drawn to shit, so it just goes to prove my point that the Schmuck in Chief has Shit for Brains.

Kippah Tip to Weasel Zippers

Draw Muhammad Day

I know I have’nt posted in like forever.  The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”.   Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……

"Allahu Fubar Mother Fuckers"

Teh Funny: Barack Obama Given Lindsey Vonn’s Gold Medal

Stop me if you heard this one…

Did you hear that Lindsey Vonn had to give her gold medal (for downhill skiing) back?  Turns out they reviewed the tapes and the committee was forced to give the medal to Obama.  He flew downhill much, much faster than Vonn did.

Kippah Tip to the Weasel Zippers

Update: Video added

You Might Be Taliban If….

The Canadian troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor by creating this:
 
 “YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
 
 1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to  beer.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you  can’t afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing..
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
 
 10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Fatwa To Follow....

Only In Israel….

Only in Israel! By the Israeli humorist, Efraim Kishon

1. Israel is a country surrounded on all sides by enemies, but the people’s headaches are caused by the neighbors upstairs.

2. Israel is a country where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of help if you look like you need it.

3. Israel is the only country in the world with bus drivers and taxi drivers who read Spinoza and Maimonides.

4. Israel is the only country in the world where reservists are bossed around and commanded by officers, male and female, younger than their own children.

5. Israel is the only country in the world where “small talk” consists of loud, angry debate over politics and religion.

6. Israel is the only country in the world where the coffee is already so good that Starbucks went bankrupt trying to break into the local market.

7. Israel is one of the few places in the world where the sun sets into the Mediterranean Sea.

8. Israel is the only country in the world whose soldiers eat three sets of salads a day, none of which contain any lettuce (which is not really a food), and where olives ARE a food and even a main course in a meal, rather than something one tosses into a martini.

9. Israel is the only country in the world where one is unlikely to dig a cellar without hitting ancient archaeological artifacts.

10. Israel is the only country in the world where the leading writers in the country take buses.. Israel is the only country in the world where the graffiti is in Hebrew.

11. Israel is the only country in the world where the “black folks” walking around all wear yarmulkes.

12. Israel is the only country in the world that has a National Book Week, during which almost everyone attends a book fair and buys books.

13. Israel is the only country in the world where the ultra-Orthodox Jews beat up the police and not the other way around.

14. Israel is the only country in the world where inviting someone “out for a drink” means drinking cola, coffee or tea.

15. Israel is the only country in the world where bank robbers kiss the mezuzah as they leave with their loot.

16. Israel is one of the few countries in the world that truly likes and admires the United States.

17. Israel is the only country in the world that introduces applications of high-tech gadgets and devices, such as printers in banks that print out your statement on demand, years ahead of the United States and decades ahead of Europe.

18. Israel is the only country in the world where everyone on a flight gets to know one another before the plane lands. In many cases, they also get to know the pilot and all about his health or marital problems.

19. Israel is the only country in the world where no one has a foreign accent because everyone has a foreign accent.

20. Israel is the only country in the world where people cuss using dirty words in Russian or Arabic because Hebrew has never developed them.

21. Israel is the only country in the world where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice.

22. Israel is the only country in the world where everyone strikes up conversations while waiting in lines.

23. Israel is the only country in the world where people call an attach case a “James Bond” and the “@” sign is called a “strudel”.

24. Israel is the only country in the world where there is the most mysterious and mystical calm ambience in the streets on Yom Kippur, which cannot be explained unless you have experienced it.

25. Sunsets in Jerusalem are gorgeous every evening. 26. Israel is the only country in the world where people read English, write Hebrew, and joke in Yiddish.

The Obama Touch

Has anyone else noticed this?  Whatever Obama touches, turns to total shit.  He’s lost three special elections, the economy, the War on Terror,  and now the latest thing the anti Midas has turned to shit…The Super Bowl!.   The Christian Messiah turned water into wine, and fed the masses from a few small loaves a bread. It seems that the Liberal Messiah is lacking in those skills, he seems to only be able to turn things to shit.

My Way News:

President Barack Obama says the Indianapolis Colts “have to be favored” in the Super Bowl, even though he has a “soft spot” for the New Orleans Saints.

Obama’s Super Bowl prediction was based on his opinion that the Colts have “perhaps the best quarterback in history.”

“Peyton Manning is unbelievable,” the president told CBS’ Katie Couric during a live pre-game interview.

Still, Obama says he has a soft spot for New Orleans, “mainly because of what the city has gone through over these last several years” since Hurricane Katrina struck in 2005.

Obama says he may be biased against the Colts, since they beat his hometown Chicago Bears in the Super Bowl in 2007.

Obama Touch

Apparently, Obama knows as much about football as he does about being a president….Absofreakinglutely not a fucking thing!  He’s like the Steve Urkel of politics…Except he doesn’t ask, “Did I do that?” when he fucks something up because that would require accepting responsibility for fucking it up and G-d forbid a Democrat ever in his/her life accept any responsibility for anything and everything they fuck up.

miss_me_yet

Yes we do….

Video: Adolf Hitler Reacts To Scott Brown’s Unprecedented Win

Yes, I did say “Unprecedented” win!

At the same time, this should also piss off my Trailer Trash White Supremacist trolls who frequently are hanging out on this Jewish blog sliming the place up.

Rogue Jew Exclusive: X-Ray Of Obama’s Brain

I did it!  I got my hands on the most recent x-ray and diagram of Barack Obama’s head.  Weeks and weeks of negotiations and hundreds of man hours were exhausted to get my greedy little Joooish paws on these.

Obama's Brain

Obama Brain 2

After consulting with a team of physicians and radiologists who would prefer to remain anonymous it was conclusive….The one term senator from Illinois who fooled an entire nation into giving him the most important job in the world has Shit for Brains which ironically explains his ignorant, narrow minded and profane way he has lead this country toward ruin and why he will be a one term President destined to go down in history as a Failure of epic proportions.

 

Baby Sheep Born With Face Of Cartoon Like Prophet Muhammad

It’s a miracle…..Allahu Akbar…..lol  Jihadi Fucks Sheep, Hilarity Ensues!

With all of the Goat and sheep fucking going on in the Muslim countries, have you ever wondered what would happen if a sheep was impregnated by a horny jihadist?

From The Sidney Morning Hearald:

A sheep in Turkey has reportedly given birth to a lamb with a human-like face.

Vet Erhan Elibol performed a caesarean section to deliver the calf near the city of Izmir and was horrified to find it looked like a human, Russian and Turkish news sites said.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf,” the 29-year-old vet was quoted as saying in Russian newspaper website  Pravda.

“But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes.”

Photos purportedly of the lamb, which was stillborn, show human-like eyes, nose and mouth.

Vets said the calf’s mutation was most likely the result of an excess of vitamin A in the mother’s fodder.

Pravda reported that a goat in Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar human-like calf last September. But villagers killed it, believing it was the result of intercourse between the mother goat and a man.

They make their women cover their faces and hide them indoors while they take to the fields and barns to schtupp an available sheep or goat.  The fact that it was born in a largely Muslim nation just makes it that much more hilarious.

The Obama TriFuckta Of Fail

From DOUG ROSS JOURNAL:

The Obama Trifecta

• 1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.

• 1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.

• 1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.

Obama Is A Pussy

White Supremacist Terrorist Von Brunn Dies – Attacked U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum, Murdered Guard

Say hello to Hitler douchebag!

News Bite Article:

White supremacist terrorist James Von Brunn died 01/06/10 at 1 PM at a local hospital in Butner, North Carolina, AP reports from “Denise Simmons, the spokeswoman for the federal prison where von Brunn had been held.” AP reported that Von Brunn received medical care at the North Carolina prison complex, which is used for aging and sick inmates.  His death is being eulogized by white supremacists and Nazis who are praising him as a “martyr” and an example for others to “act White.”

Von Brunn had been wounded by return fire, after he shot and killed black security guard Stephen Tyrone Johns at the U.S. Holocaust Museum in Washington DC on June 10, 2009.  Von Brunn murdered Johns while Johns was holding the museum door open for Von Brunn.   AP also reported that “Officials at the prison hospital had previously said chronic medical problems had complicated a psychiatric evaluation for the suspect, who prior to the shooting had written racist and anti-Semitic screeds on the Internet.”

Wondering how long till fellow Gay Nazi Butt Fuck Incogman and his legion of zombie douchebags follow this asshat to the innermost circle of hell?

ADIOS MOTHER FUCKER!

Homey Despot

What the fuck is Obama doing walking around a Home Depot?  Buying Spackle for Nancy Pelosi’s face?  The schmuck probably wouldn’t know the difference between a wrench and plunger if it hit him in his head.

Homey Despot