Friday Funny: Internet Porn By Da Vinci’s Notebook

Musical Hilarity from the Bob & Tom Show

Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs? I think I have offically heard everything now, till of course the Moonbat Messiah has another unscripted thought.

Darwin Claims A Vidiot!

Now for some not so political, and definately not Politically Correct News……

I make no apologies about it….I hate video games!  My son’s love to play them.  My ex wife was a vidiot as well.  She would sit for hours upon hours while I was working at the prison playing video games while the house fell in disarray around her.  To justify my statement, she once told me that she attributes my youngest son’s good driving skills to the fact that he plays video games! 

A teenage boy apparently throwing a temper tantrum because mommy and daddy took away the X Box 360 that he so dearly loved because he was beginning to act strangely.

From Yahoo News:

A teenage boy who ran away from home last month after his Xbox was confiscated has been found dead in Canada.

Brandon Crisp, 15, went missing on October 14 after his father forbade him from playing his video game console after becoming concerned about the teenager’s obsession with the online game Call of Duty 4.

Steve Crisp said he removed the Xbox 360 after his son’s behaviour began to change. He said Brandon’s grades were slipping, he had started skipping school and stealing money.

Brandon fled his home on his bicycle and was last seen in a popular hiking and cycling path near Barrie, Ontario, north of Toronto.

A local newspaper and Xbox creators Microsoft offered a $C50,000 reward (27,000pounds) and 1600 volunteers searched the local area, but all they found was his abandoned bicycle with a flat tyre.

Brandon’s body was found by hunters in a cornfield on Wednesday.

He warned other parents to be wary of how obsessive children can get with video games. Experts commented that gamers may form bonds with fellow online players, and Brandon’s parents said they were concerned he may have been lured away.

“This had become his identity, and I didn’t realize how in-depth this was until I took his Xbox away,” Mr Crisp told the Globe and Mail. “That’s like cutting his legs off.”

“This is such an issue that hits every parent out there, with video games that are starting to control our kids’ lives,” he said.

“I just took away his identity, so I can understand why he got so mad and took off. Before, I couldn’t understand why he was taking off for taking his game away.”

I feel for the parents.  I could not imagine losing one of my sons or my daughter, but on the other hand, a video game is no substitute for human contact or the love and affection of a parent.  I know of people that have gotten so caught up in their online lives that they lose touch with the real world but there is something seriously wrong with a kid who takes his own life over a freaking video game. 

I am a believer in the Theory of Creation, but there really is something to be said about Darwin’s Theory of Survival of the Fittest. 

Facebook Groups: “Impeach Obama”

Not only is the mid-term 2010 campaign already gearing up, that groups calling for the impeachment of Barack Obama are already appearing on the popular social network site called Facebook.

From Breitbart.com:

Barack Obama has not even been sworn in yet as the 44th president of the United States but groups are springing up online calling for his impeachment.On Facebook, an “Impeach Barack Obama” group has attracted more than 700 members and a lively debate about the Democrat’s election victory on Tuesday over Republican John McCain.

Another Facebook group of the same name has 160 members and urges others to join because “we might as well get a head start on the impeachment of Obama.”

“There are a lot of Americans out there that do not fully understand the concept of Socialism or Communism which is why they’ve elected Obama as president,” it says.

Yet another Facebook group, “Impeach Barack Hussein Obama,” has 160 members.

It decries that Obama “has voiced support for various unconstitutional programs such as the assault weapons ban, universal healthcare, and various schemes for wealth distribution.”

“What are we going to do about it? IMPEACH HIM!” it says.

Obama still has some way to go, however, to equal the number of “Impeach George Bush” groups on Facebook, which lists at least 95 such groups with varying membership.

Obama is to be sworn into office on January 20, 2009. He will be the first African-American president of the United States.

Personally, I would rather wait and give the poor schmuck time to hang himself and the Democratic Party.  He threw on a disguise of being a Centerist and spoke “Conservatively” but behind that mask of deception, lies one of the most Liberal Senators to ever sit in the senate and in todays world, Liberal is the new slang word for Communist.

As much as I detest Barack Obama and everything he stands for, I think the Impeachment talk is way to premature if at all necessary.  I don’t want to witness another impeachment debacle like that of Bill Clinton.  Yes he deserved to be punished, but it fueled a need for revenge amonst the Liberal Democrats and no matter how things unfolded with the Bush presidency, they were going to fester in hatred like a boil on the buttocks of a south Chicago crack whore.

I’m a believer in what goes around, comes around.  Let the Obamessiah bring about his own defeat and expose himself as the corrupt fraud he and his party really and truly are.

Obama Web Site: “Jews Must Be Burned”

I love how the Democratic Messiah Barack Hussein Obama begs for the Jewish vote while a branch of his adoring supporters continues with their anti-semitic diatribes against Jews.

From WorldNetDaily:

JERUSALEM – Jews should be “burned” and “thrown in the oven.”

Israel murdered 6 million Arabs.

Jews control American politics and dictate decisions of war and peace.

The Jewish state is leading a “Holocaust” against the Palestinian people and was responsible for 9/11.

The above are just a sampling of a large volume of racist, anti-Semitic and anti-Israel propaganda that can be found on user-generated pages on Sen. Barack Obama’s official campaign website, which allows registered members to form groups and post content in online “community” blogs.

Am I surprised at this?  No, I’ve noticed the same hate generated venom from the kool aid drinking  cult members who swoon and faint at his presence.  Unfortunately, my mother is one them.  They echo the same hate rhetoric made by Obama’s pastor of 20+ years that he could no sooner disown then he could his own racist grandmother…..Till they became political liabilities and he threw them both under the bus.