Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

So Was Muhammad

Lately there has been this bullshit propaganda campaign by the followers of the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad to paint the picture of him as a supporter of women’s rights…Yeah, as if!

Well,  the leader of the murderous cult was a lot of things, a pedophile was one of them….So, leave it to me to present my own propaganda campaign exposing Muhammad for what he really was….

Pedophile for Prophet

Draw Muhammad Day

I know I have’nt posted in like forever.  The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”.   Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……

"Allahu Fubar Mother Fuckers"

CBS Confirms That Obama Is Unprecedented Failure

Unprecedented Failure of Epic Proportions

The numbers are in folks and even the Koolaid Slurpers at CBS are confirming it….Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States is a unprecedented and epic failure!

From CBS:

The Economy

F: 70.22%

Foreign Policy

F: 61.66%

Health Care

F: 81.49%

Afghanistan

F: 31.32%

Iraq

F: 35.72%

Threat of Terrorism

F: 65.35%

Energy and the Environment

F: 59.00%

Social Issues

F: 57.46%

Bipartisanship

F: 80.65%

Obama’s Overall Job as President

F: 63.22%

Surrounded by corrupt and incompetant people who are advising him. He may be a brilliant speaker with a teleprompter but is a stuttering idiot when speaking off the cuff.   The man does not have the ability or experience to govern.

I have witnessed Presidents come and go in my 44 yrs  and he is by far the worst I have seen, worse then Carter and I remember what a cowardly schmuck he was. 

He is allowing assholes like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to govern our country while he runs around the world making a mockery of the United States bowing, apologizing and making himself and America look weak.  He is out of touch with the Majority of Citizens in this country and has no respect for our Nation, it’s beliefs and our Flag.

You Might Be Taliban If….

The Canadian troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor by creating this:
 
 “YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
 
 1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to  beer.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you  can’t afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing..
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
 
 10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Fatwa To Follow....

A Toast To The Iranian Goat Fucker Ahamadinejad On The Anniversary Of The Islamic Revolution

Recently, the Iranian Midget Ahamadinejad has been ramping up again on his threats against the United States and Israel.

From The Washington Times:

The Iranian government on Monday stepped up military threats in advance of an anniversary celebration as major powers continued talks on a new round of sanctions.

Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said in Tehran that his country would stun the Western world on Thursday, the 31st anniversary of Iran’s Islamic revolution. Iran’s defense minister announced on Monday that its forces had conducted successful tests on new armed unmanned aircraft and advanced air defenses.

“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [Western powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [Feb. 11] in a way that will leave them stunned,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse.

Well, I can’t just let that rest so I pulled up an old post when I combined a couple of poems I had found online and doctored up the words a bit just to fit that Goat Fucking peice of shit from Iran and would like to offer it to the Islamic Regime of Iran on the day they celebrate Jimmy Carter’s surrender to them and their Islamic Revolution.

Here’s what I think of your threats you little prick….

Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come. 

He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave, may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think we have the guts to come and blow off his islamic nuts!

We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran.  

We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag. We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. 

 We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet. We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy.

From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave.

But now America is all done with his crap, so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch, may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch. May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer, till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

Poem Courtesy of John Valby with some doctoring up by yours truly!

Message To Iran: America Fuck Yeah!

Just a little message to Iranian President Ahmahomo on the day before Iran takes a swipe at America and Israel….

Cause you know our eunich president Obama doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to say it!

What Do American Nazis & The Taliban Have In Common? Both Groups Are Cum Guzzeling Pillow Biters!

No wonder Barney Frank  hearts the Islamic dominating Taliban….Turns out, they are all a bunch of ass jockeys.

Teh Ghey

From Fox News:

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it. 

The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people. 

The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.” 

In one instance, a group of local male interpreters had contracted gonorrhea anally but refused to believe they could have contracted it sexually — “because they were not homosexuals.” 

Apparently, according to the report, Pashtun men interpret the Islamic prohibition on homosexuality to mean they cannot “love” another man — but that doesn’t mean they can’t use men for “sexual gratification.” 

The group of interpreters who had contracted gonorrhea joked in the camp that they actually got the disease by “mixing green and black tea.” But since they refused to heed the medics’ warnings, many of them re-contracted the disease after receiving treatment. 

The U.S. army medic also told members of the research unit that she and her colleagues had to explain to a local man how to get his wife pregnant. 

The report said: “When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, ‘How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.’

I must add that I am not really surprised by this report.  I’ve had a hunch all along that the Islamonazi regime of the Taliban had more then just Joooo hatred in common with the American Nazis, particularly the Intertube trolls that slither around my blog from that Ass Monkey Incogman’s site.

Hopefully these groups of will breed themselves out of existence!

The World’s A Stage and Obama Plays Its Bitch!

Bitch Obama2

Since taking the oath of office over a month ago, Barack Obama has overseen a 21% decline in the stock market, Pakistan made nice with the Taliban, trillions of American tax payer dollars have been redistributed and what has the Messiah done?  He has effectively become the world’s bitch and the laughing stock amongst dictators, terrorists, despots, and thugs.

Face it, Islamic Terrorists, and dictators like Kim Jong Il, Ahamdinejad, Chavez, Castro, and Putin see Obama as a weak, gutless eunich with no heart, and as a stuttering coward on the world stage when he is without his trusty teleprompter.  Thanks to his tacky treatment of Great Britain’s PM Gordon Brown, he is viewed by nations once friendly to us as a goofy big eared clown with no class.

The only “Change” I’ve seen beside the dwindling amount of change in my pocket, is how the world now views the United States of America, especially those that wish harm upon us.

I was not George W. Bush’s biggest fan, I disagreed with some of his policies, but by G-d, he made damn sure that the world knew we were a force to be reckoned with and under his strong leadership, the United States suffered no Terrorist attacks after 9-11.  Why, because of his prompt and decisive military action against the perpetrators of that horrendous day.  Do you think for one minute that Obama would respond in the same fashion?  I have more faith that he would prove to be an utter failure in the face of a true crisis.  Faced with a true test, I honestly believe that Obama will go down faster then Barney Frank at a Convention of Alter Boys from San Francisco.

This schmuck named Barack Hussein Obama will in no doubt go down in American history as the biggest failure to ever, evah, sit in the Oval Office.

schmuck

Persian Gulp: Iran Has Enough Enriched Uranium For A Nuke!

Teh Ghey

Teh Ghey

According to the schmucks at the UN (Useless Nations), the Rogue Islamic Nation of Iran now has enough enriched uranium for a Nuclear Weapon.

From Financial Times:

Iran has built up a stockpile of enough enriched uranium for one nuclear bomb, United Nations officials acknowledged on Thursday.

In a development that comes as the Obama administration is drawing up its policy on negotiations with Tehran over its nuclear programme, UN officials said Iran had produced more nuclear material than previously thought.

They said Iran had accumulated more than one tonne of low enriched uranium hexafluoride at a facility in Natanz.

If such a quantity were further enriched it could produce more than 20kg of fissile material – enough for a bomb.

“It appears that Iran has walked right up to the threshold of having enough low enriched uranium to provide enough raw material for a single bomb,” said Peter Zimmerman, a former chief scientist of the US Arms Control and Disarmament Agency

The new figures come in a report from the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN’s nuclear watchdog, released on Thursday. This revealed that Iran’s production of low enriched uranium had previously been underestimated.

The Jewish State of Israel has been launching a covert war against Iran in an attempt to stop their Apocalyptic Nuclear aspirations sans Military Action, but those options along with time may be running out for the Jewish nation and is bound to strain US/Israeli relations with Obama’s readiness to sit and break bread with the Iranian Midget of Mayhem, Ahmadinejad and talk without preconditions.

Now one has to wonder, how long it will take the Terrorist nation to turn that stockpile of enriched uranium into a nuclear weapon and use it against Israel or the United States while the Obamessiah has his thumb up his ass right next to his head!  But alas, did not the Messiah say that “Iran is a tiny country that is no threat to us”?

Are your loins girded yet?

H/T Hot Air

Obama Is More Worried About Right Wing Jewish Government Then Radical Iranian Nutjobs

Hamas Loves Obama

Hamas Loves Obama

With the prospects of Binyamin Netanyahu becoming Israel’s newest Prime Minister, the Moonbat Messiah and his radical left wing anti semitic followers are becoming increasingly uneasy over a Right Wing leader such as Netanyahu who unlike Obama, shows great strength as a leader unlike the doveish weakness of America’s biggest mistake ever.

From the Jewish Post:

US officials are publicly taking a wait-and-see approach to the formation of a new Israeli government, but privately many have expressed concern that Likud leader Binyamin Netanyahu might preside over a right-wing coalition.

“The administration is being very cautious,” said an Israeli official about the silence from US officials right now.

“There would be great unease” at the prospect of such a government, said one Capitol Hill source.

He predicted that a governing coalition of parties from the Right could embolden the left flank of the Democratic party and turn up pressure, particularly in the US Congress, to pass measures that made clear demands on Israel.

Personally, I am glad to see that Israel has chosen a leader that will not bow down to the Obamessiah.  If that were the case, then surely Israels days would be numbered.

Iranian President Mahmoud I’manutjob has already seen through the Moonbat Messiah and smells weakness and is eager to try and lead America away from her traditional allies in return for a false peace.

I am comforted to see that not all Jews have been slurping the koolaid at the Fountain of O and used good common sense in choosing a strong competent leader versus America and it’s false Messiah.

Iran Sees Obama As Weak

iran-loves-obamaI know I’m not surprised by this realization by the tyranical Islamic Regime of Iran.   The Iranian Midget and his Islamobuds are only seeing what I’ve seen all along…..The Moonbat Messiah is weak.

From Breitbart:

Iranian politicians frequently refer to the US administration as the “global arrogance”, “domineering power” and “Great Satan”.

In response, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched a fresh tirade against the United States, demanding an apology for its “crimes” against Iran and saying he expected “deep and fundamental” change from Obama.

US President Barack Obama’s offer to talk to Iran shows that America’s policy of “domination” has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday.”This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed,” Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.

“Negotiation is secondary, the main issue is that there is no way but for (the United States) to change,” he added.

After nearly three decades of severed ties, Obama said shortly after taking office this month that he is willing to extend a diplomatic hand to Tehran if the Islamic republic is ready to “unclench its fist”.

The Obamessiah is already demanding an 11% cut in military spending.  The Iranian President’s comments only back up what I’ve been saying all along about Barack Hussein Obama.

Iran Sees Obama As Weak

Iran Sees Obama As Weak

Thanks to Clinton’s military weakness, Osama bin Laden saw the US as a weak paper tiger,  cousin in disarmed Obama bin Dumbass will mimick that same image to the tyrants and dictators of the world.  Iran knows a Jimmy Carter when they see one!

In the words of Joe Biden, “Gird your loins!”

Moonbat Messiah To Woo Iranian Madman In Letter

I'm With Stupid

I'm With Stupid

All praise and honor the Obamessiah, for he will save us all! (sarc)

My Dearest Mahmoud,

From The Gateway Pundit:

Officials of Barack Obama‘s administration have drafted a letter to Iran from the president aimed at unfreezing US-Iranian relations and opening the way for face-to-face talks, the Guardian has learned.

The US state department has been working on drafts of the letter since Obama was elected on 4 November last year. It is in reply to a lengthy letter of congratulations sent by the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, on 6 November.

Diplomats said Obama’s letter would be a symbolic gesture to mark a change in tone from the hostile one adopted by the Bush administration, which portrayed Iran as part of an “axis of evil”.

It would be intended to allay the ­suspicions of Iran’s leaders and pave the way for Obama to engage them directly, a break with past policy.

State department officials have composed at least three drafts of the letter, which gives assurances that Washington does not want to overthrow the Islamic regime, but merely seeks a change in its behaviour. The letter would be addressed to the Iranian people and sent directly to Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, or released as an open letter.

Why in the hell does Obama want to make nice with a tyrannical regime that arms Islamic Terrorists worldwide and provides supplies and munitions to Hizbullah and Hamas in their quest to destroy the Jewish State of Israel?

Iranian Midget Dictator Demands US Apology…My Thoughts

The Midget of Mayhem in Iran is now demanding that the Moonbat Messiah apologize for crimes the US has commited against Iran.

From Hot Air:

“You were standing against the Iranian people in the past 60 years,” Mr Ahmadinejad said during an address in the western region of Khermenshah that was broadcast by state television.

“Those who speak of change must apologise to the Iranian people and try to repair their past bad acts and the crimes they committed against Iran.”

As to the troops, he said he expected two kinds of “deep and fundamental” change.

“Meet people, talk to them with respect and put an end to the expansionist policies. If you talk about change it must put an end to the US military presence in the world, withdraw your troops and take them back inside your borders.”

Mr Ahmadinejad said the advocates of change must “stop supporting the Zionists, outlaws and criminals”.

I would like to offer my own…

To the people of Iran,

I am so sorry that you have fallen victim to such incompetent assholes that rule your country such as the Midget Ahamdinejad and the Klan of Mad Mullahs that have held you hostage, tortured and murdered your fellow citizens in the name of some Bloodthirsty Prophet.  My hopes are that someone in your nation will grow a set of cajones and kill those fuckers and shit down their throats and piss on their corpses.

Sincerely,

The Rogue Jew

Because I know the Chosen One does not have the balls to say or express it, I offer this one final thought to the Mad Mullahs and Iranian Midget Ahmadinejad……….

Fuck You, You Fucking Fuckers!

Fuck You, You Fucking Fuckers!

Put that in your hookah and smoke it bitches!

Palestinian Woman: “Throw Jews Back in Oven”

Now if this had been an Israeli Jew the Liberal Mainstream Media would have been all over this like stink on a turd, but seeing it’s a muslim calling for the murder of Jews, well that’s just oky doky as far as they are concerned.

4 Days Till The Second Cumming

Given the choice over Bush or a Prick, I would choose Bush any day.  I am so sick to my stomach thinking about what the next four years will bring us.

Israel has four days left to flatten Hamas and turn Iran into one big sheet of glass, after George W. Bush is out of office, I fear Israel will be left with it’s ass hanging in the wind.  The Dumbocrats have a history of abandoning friends.

I think after all is said and done, Jimmy Carter will be replaced as THE WORST President in the history of the United States when the Obamessiah is done.

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This Is Not Good: Iran Converts Foreign Currency To Gold

 

I'm With Stupid

Something is telling me that Iranian President Ahamdinejad maybe planning to exploit our “peaceful” transition of power and most likely the weakness of Dear Leader Elect Obama.

From The Astute Blogger:

Iranian newspapers are quoting a top adviser to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as saying the country has converted some of its foreign currency reserves into gold.

The papers published Saturday did not say how much of Iran’s estimated $120 billion in reserves were converted into gold. Iranian officials could not immediately be reached for comment.

The daily Jahan-e-Eghtesad, or Economy World, quoted presidential adviser Mojtaba Hashemi Samareh as saying Ahmadinejad ordered the change.

The decision comes after a dramatic fall in oil prices recently triggered by a global financial crisis. About 80 percent of Iran’s foreign currency revenue comes from oil exports.

This could be seen as sign of a imminent attack against the West.  Either way, I trust Ahmadinejad and Obama about as far as I can throw Oprah in her fat years.   Granted this is just speculation, it may not be an act of aggresion by Iran, it may simply be the bottom falling out on the dollar, but we must not let anything get by us where Iran is concerned. 

Leader Of Tiny Non-Threatning Nation Issues Warning To Non-Threatning Leader of A Huge Nation

Looks like the Obamessiah has a new BFF…….

The Chosen One has accended upon us from the Heavens on his Unicorn of Peace and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has posted a congratulatory message,  some advise, and a stern warning to President-elect Barack Obama on the Iranian Terrorist Approved Web Site.

From LATime Blog:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today posted a congratulatory message to President-elect Barack Obama on his official website.

But his lengthy note also cautioned Obama to change America’s ways and to reverse policies based on what he described as “belligerency, occupation, bullying, demagoguery,” among other things.

It is part of Iran’s complicated response to the election of Obama, who has said he’d be willing to speak with Iran’s leadership, as detailed in a report written for today’s Los Angeles Times.

Ahmadinejad begins his note with the kind of flowery, somewhat overblown language typical in the Middle East:

I congratulate you on your success in mustering the majority of votes cast in the presidential elections. You know pretty well that the opportunities God grants to people he has created are short-lived, and they could either serve perfection of mankind and interests of nations or, God forbid, disserve nations. I hope that His Excellency will favor the genuine interests of people and justice over the never-ending demands of a selfish and fallible minority, so that you can seize on this chance in the best manner and leave behind a good legacy.

But he quickly gets down to the nitty-gritty, advising the freshman senator on what he must do to be an effective president.

Ahmadinejad writes that Obama must “overhaul” America’s domestic and foreign policies because the people of the world and U.S. expect it.

Specifically in the sensitive Middle East region, the U.S. government is expected to rethink its 60-year unjust behavior and opt for helping nations -– notably the innocent Palestinian, Iraqi and Afghan nations –- fully regain the legitimate rights denied them.

I think Obamahadinejad is referring to those Joooos……….

I wonder if these two schmucks are on each other’s friends list on Facebook? 

It’s looking like Ahamdinejad is strapping his balls on and wants to send a message to Obama that his is not going to be reassigned to being a second string Dictator by a first string hack, and we all know what Ahmadinejad means by that 60 yr unjust behavior….He expects the Emperor with No clothes, aka “Dear Leader” Barack Hussein Obama to fall in line and end our friendship with the Jewish State of Israel.