Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

So Was Muhammad

Lately there has been this bullshit propaganda campaign by the followers of the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad to paint the picture of him as a supporter of women’s rights…Yeah, as if!

Well,  the leader of the murderous cult was a lot of things, a pedophile was one of them….So, leave it to me to present my own propaganda campaign exposing Muhammad for what he really was….

Pedophile for Prophet

Draw Muhammad Day

I know I have’nt posted in like forever.  The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”.   Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……

"Allahu Fubar Mother Fuckers"

CBS Confirms That Obama Is Unprecedented Failure

Unprecedented Failure of Epic Proportions

The numbers are in folks and even the Koolaid Slurpers at CBS are confirming it….Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States is a unprecedented and epic failure!

From CBS:

The Economy

F: 70.22%

Foreign Policy

F: 61.66%

Health Care

F: 81.49%

Afghanistan

F: 31.32%

Iraq

F: 35.72%

Threat of Terrorism

F: 65.35%

Energy and the Environment

F: 59.00%

Social Issues

F: 57.46%

Bipartisanship

F: 80.65%

Obama’s Overall Job as President

F: 63.22%

Surrounded by corrupt and incompetant people who are advising him. He may be a brilliant speaker with a teleprompter but is a stuttering idiot when speaking off the cuff.   The man does not have the ability or experience to govern.

I have witnessed Presidents come and go in my 44 yrs  and he is by far the worst I have seen, worse then Carter and I remember what a cowardly schmuck he was. 

He is allowing assholes like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to govern our country while he runs around the world making a mockery of the United States bowing, apologizing and making himself and America look weak.  He is out of touch with the Majority of Citizens in this country and has no respect for our Nation, it’s beliefs and our Flag.

You Might Be Taliban If….

The Canadian troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor by creating this:
 
 “YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
 
 1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to  beer.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you  can’t afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing..
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
 
 10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Fatwa To Follow....

A Toast To The Iranian Goat Fucker Ahamadinejad On The Anniversary Of The Islamic Revolution

Recently, the Iranian Midget Ahamadinejad has been ramping up again on his threats against the United States and Israel.

From The Washington Times:

The Iranian government on Monday stepped up military threats in advance of an anniversary celebration as major powers continued talks on a new round of sanctions.

Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said in Tehran that his country would stun the Western world on Thursday, the 31st anniversary of Iran’s Islamic revolution. Iran’s defense minister announced on Monday that its forces had conducted successful tests on new armed unmanned aircraft and advanced air defenses.

“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [Western powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [Feb. 11] in a way that will leave them stunned,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse.

Well, I can’t just let that rest so I pulled up an old post when I combined a couple of poems I had found online and doctored up the words a bit just to fit that Goat Fucking peice of shit from Iran and would like to offer it to the Islamic Regime of Iran on the day they celebrate Jimmy Carter’s surrender to them and their Islamic Revolution.

Here’s what I think of your threats you little prick….

Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come. 

He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave, may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think we have the guts to come and blow off his islamic nuts!

We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran.  

We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag. We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. 

 We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet. We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy.

From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave.

But now America is all done with his crap, so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch, may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch. May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer, till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

Poem Courtesy of John Valby with some doctoring up by yours truly!

Message To Iran: America Fuck Yeah!

Just a little message to Iranian President Ahmahomo on the day before Iran takes a swipe at America and Israel….

Cause you know our eunich president Obama doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to say it!