Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

So Was Muhammad

Lately there has been this bullshit propaganda campaign by the followers of the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad to paint the picture of him as a supporter of women’s rights…Yeah, as if!

Well,  the leader of the murderous cult was a lot of things, a pedophile was one of them….So, leave it to me to present my own propaganda campaign exposing Muhammad for what he really was….

Pedophile for Prophet

Draw Muhammad Day

I know I have’nt posted in like forever.  The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”.   Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……

"Allahu Fubar Mother Fuckers"

Religion of Death: Muslims Find New & More Inovative Ways To Kill

 

Today’s lesson from the Islamic Book of Die Mother Fucker, Die (Koran)…..

From the Herald Sun:

A 2008 federal law banned the storage of fertilised human eggs due to religion-based concerns over “mixing in the lineage” between families, the English-language Khaleej Times said.

It did not elaborate, but Islam calls for children to know the identity of their biological parents and to take their biological father’s name.

Eggs can be fertilised outside the womb during IVF, which produces excess fertilised eggs that can be frozen for future use.

An estimated 5000 fertilised eggs are stored at the state-owned Dubai Gynaecology and Fertility Centre, the only centre in the Gulf state allowed to perform IVF, Khaleej Times said.

Another 5000 fertilised eggs are believed to be stored at Al Tawam Hospital in Al Ain, around 150km south-east of the Emirati capital of Abu Dhabi, the paper said.

A FERTILITY clinic in Dubai will next week dispose of about 5000 human embryos on religious grounds.

No wonder the liberal democrats love these guys so much….Muslims place the same value on life as do Democrats.  This would fit right in with Chairman Obama’s Health Care  plan.

Attempted Poisoning Of US Troops By Five Muslim Soldiers are being Questioned at Fort Jackson in South Carolina

The enemy within is striking at our brave men and women of the US Military.  First we have Army Major Hassan shooting 13 people at Ft Hood, now this shit….

From CBN News:

CBN News has learned exclusively that five Muslim soldiers at Fort Jackson in South Carolina were questioned just before Christmas. It is unclear whether the men are still in custody. The five were part of the Arabic Translation program at the base.

Patrick Jones, the Deputy Public Affairs Officer for Fort Jackson, confirmed for CBN News Thursday afternoon that an investigation was ongoing.

Prior to this posting, CBN News learned that these details were also confirmed by a government official with knowledge of the investigation.

The men are suspected of trying to poison the food supply at Fort Jackson.

A source with intimate knowledge of the investigation, which is ongoing, told CBN News investigators suspect the “Fort Jackson Five” may have been in contact with the group of five Washington, D.C., area Muslims that traveled to Pakistan to wage jihad against U.S. troops in December. That group was arrested by Pakistani authorities, also just before Christmas.

Coming as it does on the heels of November’s Fort Hood jihadist massacre, this news could have major implications..

Are we starting to see a theme here yet?  These five people suspected of poisoning US Troops are not Christian, Jewish or Catholic….

Keep walking folks, nothing to see here……(sarc)

More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show

The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has  now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”

If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!

Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!

Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.

Airport Security Nazis Strike Again

The fucknuts of the TSA have once again saved the American people from a stealthy domestic disabled person from traveling with his leg braces!

From Philly.Com:

Just when I thought I was out of the Transportation Security Administration business for a few columns, they pull me back in.

Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?

Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden’s emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.

Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.

The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.

Unfortunately the only people the TSA treat like terrorists are law abiding citizens…The real terrorists get a free pass out of fear of offending the Muslim population.  The TSA are nothing more then bumbling eunichs playing Starsky & Hutch in their little Die Hard 2 fantasy world, simply a bunch of bullies!

In the meantime, if you’re on a terror watch list and stapping a bomb to your nuts…You are allowed to fly without any problem.