I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.
Lately there has been this bullshit propaganda campaign by the followers of the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad to paint the picture of him as a supporter of women’s rights…Yeah, as if!
Well, the leader of the murderous cult was a lot of things, a pedophile was one of them….So, leave it to me to present my own propaganda campaign exposing Muhammad for what he really was….
I know I have’nt posted in like forever. The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”. Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……
From the Herald Sun:
A 2008 federal law banned the storage of fertilised human eggs due to religion-based concerns over “mixing in the lineage” between families, the English-language Khaleej Times said.
It did not elaborate, but Islam calls for children to know the identity of their biological parents and to take their biological father’s name.
Eggs can be fertilised outside the womb during IVF, which produces excess fertilised eggs that can be frozen for future use.
An estimated 5000 fertilised eggs are stored at the state-owned Dubai Gynaecology and Fertility Centre, the only centre in the Gulf state allowed to perform IVF, Khaleej Times said.
Another 5000 fertilised eggs are believed to be stored at Al Tawam Hospital in Al Ain, around 150km south-east of the Emirati capital of Abu Dhabi, the paper said.
A FERTILITY clinic in Dubai will next week dispose of about 5000 human embryos on religious grounds.
No wonder the liberal democrats love these guys so much….Muslims place the same value on life as do Democrats. This would fit right in with Chairman Obama’s Health Care plan.
The enemy within is striking at our brave men and women of the US Military. First we have Army Major Hassan shooting 13 people at Ft Hood, now this shit….
From CBN News:
CBN News has learned exclusively that five Muslim soldiers at Fort Jackson in South Carolina were questioned just before Christmas. It is unclear whether the men are still in custody. The five were part of the Arabic Translation program at the base.
Patrick Jones, the Deputy Public Affairs Officer for Fort Jackson, confirmed for CBN News Thursday afternoon that an investigation was ongoing.
Prior to this posting, CBN News learned that these details were also confirmed by a government official with knowledge of the investigation.
The men are suspected of trying to poison the food supply at Fort Jackson.
A source with intimate knowledge of the investigation, which is ongoing, told CBN News investigators suspect the “Fort Jackson Five” may have been in contact with the group of five Washington, D.C., area Muslims that traveled to Pakistan to wage jihad against U.S. troops in December. That group was arrested by Pakistani authorities, also just before Christmas.
Coming as it does on the heels of November’s Fort Hood jihadist massacre, this news could have major implications..
Are we starting to see a theme here yet? These five people suspected of poisoning US Troops are not Christian, Jewish or Catholic….
Keep walking folks, nothing to see here……(sarc)
The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.
Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”
The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.
Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.
But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.
“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”
If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!
Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!
Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.
The fucknuts of the TSA have once again saved the American people from a stealthy domestic disabled person from traveling with his leg braces!
Just when I thought I was out of the Transportation Security Administration business for a few columns, they pull me back in.
Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?
Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden’s emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.
Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.
The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.
Unfortunately the only people the TSA treat like terrorists are law abiding citizens…The real terrorists get a free pass out of fear of offending the Muslim population. The TSA are nothing more then bumbling eunichs playing Starsky & Hutch in their little Die Hard 2 fantasy world, simply a bunch of bullies!
In the meantime, if you’re on a terror watch list and stapping a bomb to your nuts…You are allowed to fly without any problem.
A former Muslim Terrorist who converted to Christianity comes forward to reveal that it’s not worth dying for Allah…
From Counter Jihad:
The young Arab was an Allah’s warrior against the US troops in Iraq, before he converted into Christianity and fled to Switzerland. He warns other Muslims not to murder in the name of Islam.
The ex-Muslim who calls himself Sultan should stay quiet, because that would be safer for him and he would not have to fear for his life. But he decided to speak out, and now he is sitting in a cafe in Zurich telling his story.
He is a young Arab with a thick black hair, brow eyes continuously observing his surrounding, a feature that made him a good Muslim terrorist.
Sultan’s story began ten years ago for a fight for his homeland in the Middle East, where the US was fighting the Muslim terror organization. It is a story resembling many young Muslim terrorists, who all wanted to enter the paradise and the receive 72 virgins.
And, it is a story of radical change.
When Sultan met his friends, members of the Islamic Brotherhood, he was a 16-year-old Muslim from traditional family, and not terribly religious. The Muslim boy enjoyed the cohesion is the Muslim group, its ideas and the radical Muslim rhetoric.
Good Muslims are intended to kill infidels as the Koran says; that is the only way to paradise and the 72 virgins.
Click on the above link to read the entire story. If only more like him spoke out against the Religion of Blown To Pieces….
“YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing..
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Recently, the Iranian Midget Ahamadinejad has been ramping up again on his threats against the United States and Israel.
The Iranian government on Monday stepped up military threats in advance of an anniversary celebration as major powers continued talks on a new round of sanctions.
Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said in Tehran that his country would stun the Western world on Thursday, the 31st anniversary of Iran’s Islamic revolution. Iran’s defense minister announced on Monday that its forces had conducted successful tests on new armed unmanned aircraft and advanced air defenses.
“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [Western powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [Feb. 11] in a way that will leave them stunned,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse.
Well, I can’t just let that rest so I pulled up an old post when I combined a couple of poems I had found online and doctored up the words a bit just to fit that Goat Fucking peice of shit from Iran and would like to offer it to the Islamic Regime of Iran on the day they celebrate Jimmy Carter’s surrender to them and their Islamic Revolution.
Here’s what I think of your threats you little prick….
Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.
He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave, may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.
Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think we have the guts to come and blow off his islamic nuts!
We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran.
We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag. We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door.
We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet. We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy.
From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave.
But now America is all done with his crap, so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.
So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch, may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch. May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer, till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.
Poem Courtesy of John Valby with some doctoring up by yours truly!
Just a little message to Iranian President Ahmahomo on the day before Iran takes a swipe at America and Israel….
Cause you know our eunich president Obama doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to say it!
Osama bin Laden has finally endorsed the Democrats Agenda on Global Warming. Rumor has it that Obama is thrilled that the Islamic Terror leader and him have more in common then their hatred of America.
From the Kansas City Star:
The al Qaida chief and man behind 9/11 is now chastising the industrialized nations of the world for being poor stewards of the land.
“Speaking about climate change is not a matter of intellectual luxury — the phenomenon is an actual fact,” he allegedly said in a the tape the al-Jazeera television network (the tape has not been authenticated). “All of the industrialized countries, especially the big ones, bear responsibility for the global warming crisis.”
In fact, he gets all green in the tape, his first attack on CO2 emmissions.
“George Bush Junior, preceded by Congress, dismissed the agreement to placate giant corporations. And they are themselves standing behind speculation, monopoly and soaring living costs.
“They are also behind ‘globalisation and its tragic implications’. And whenever the perpetrators are found guilty, the heads of state rush to rescue them using public money.”
So, now he’s against corporate greed, as well, apparently. Clearly, he sees terrorist attacks on everyday folks as a way to help lower their living costs. And, well, I think we were all awaiting his take on market speculation.
No wonder Barney Frank hearts the Islamic dominating Taliban….Turns out, they are all a bunch of ass jockeys.
From Fox News:
An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it.
The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people.
The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.”
In one instance, a group of local male interpreters had contracted gonorrhea anally but refused to believe they could have contracted it sexually — “because they were not homosexuals.”
Apparently, according to the report, Pashtun men interpret the Islamic prohibition on homosexuality to mean they cannot “love” another man — but that doesn’t mean they can’t use men for “sexual gratification.”
The group of interpreters who had contracted gonorrhea joked in the camp that they actually got the disease by “mixing green and black tea.” But since they refused to heed the medics’ warnings, many of them re-contracted the disease after receiving treatment.
The U.S. army medic also told members of the research unit that she and her colleagues had to explain to a local man how to get his wife pregnant.
The report said: “When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, ‘How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.’
I must add that I am not really surprised by this report. I’ve had a hunch all along that the Islamonazi regime of the Taliban had more then just Joooo hatred in common with the American Nazis, particularly the Intertube trolls that slither around my blog from that Ass Monkey Incogman’s site.
Hopefully these groups of will breed themselves out of existence!
It’s a miracle…..Allahu Akbar…..lol Jihadi Fucks Sheep, Hilarity Ensues!
With all of the Goat and sheep fucking going on in the Muslim countries, have you ever wondered what would happen if a sheep was impregnated by a horny jihadist?
A sheep in Turkey has reportedly given birth to a lamb with a human-like face.
Vet Erhan Elibol performed a caesarean section to deliver the calf near the city of Izmir and was horrified to find it looked like a human, Russian and Turkish news sites said.
“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf,” the 29-year-old vet was quoted as saying in Russian newspaper website Pravda.
“But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes.”
Photos purportedly of the lamb, which was stillborn, show human-like eyes, nose and mouth.
Vets said the calf’s mutation was most likely the result of an excess of vitamin A in the mother’s fodder.
Pravda reported that a goat in Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar human-like calf last September. But villagers killed it, believing it was the result of intercourse between the mother goat and a man.
They make their women cover their faces and hide them indoors while they take to the fields and barns to schtupp an available sheep or goat. The fact that it was born in a largely Muslim nation just makes it that much more hilarious.
They are simply not hiding it anymore. And why should they? The Mainstream Media and Government officials refuse to address the real issue of Islamic terrorism and instead condone it by ignoring it.
An airline passenger in Miami proclaimed “I want to kill all the Jews before police forced him off a Detroit-bound plane,” authorities said Thursday.
Mansor Mohammad Asad, 43, of Ohio, was arrested Wednesday night, according to a police department statement. Asad was charged with threats against a public servant, disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence.
FBI spokeswoman Judy Orihuela said there were no indications the disturbance was related to terrorism. The bureau was initially brought in to look into the incident but is no longer involved in the investigation. She said the FBI is treating the disruption as a matter for local authorities.
I’m not afraid of you cops, I’ve gotten in fights with cops in Ohio and broke their arms in three places, he said, according to the affidavit. I’ve broken skulls too!
The affidavit noted that alcohol didn’t appear to be a factor during the incident.
The Transportation Security Administration says three of Asad’s companions were also taken off the plane and questioned. The plane departed after a search.
Asad was transported to jail after his arrest, according to the affidavit. A telephone number for county corrections rang unanswered early Thursday morning and his records could not immediately be located online.
What is the one thing that all these lunatics have in common? What is the one common denominator in all this?…….ISLAM
Apparently the Bumbling boobs of the Transportation InSecurity Administration feel that funny lady Joan Rivers is a security threat.
Rivers was removed from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent.
From Michelle Malkin:
Joan Rivers is many things: Funny lady. Jewelry mogul. Red carpet mercenary. But a terrorist?
Can we talk?
Rivers, 76, was deemed a danger to national security and booted from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent who found the two names on her passport fishy.
Her passport reads: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. Rosenberg was her late husband’s last name.
The “nasty and cruel” Continental gate agent bumped Rivers from the last flight out Sunday and the comedian found herself alone (her daughter, Melissa, flew out to Los Angeles earlier in the day) and with no ATM card and just $100 cash, she said.
Rivers’ tale of woe put a famous face on travel’s new reality – one that leaves many feeling like common criminals.
“If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn’t pick Rosenberg. I’d pick Jolie or Pitt,” said Rivers, back home Monday in New York with her sense of humor intact. “Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb,” she said.
Am I surprised by this? Absolutely not. Remember, I use to work for this Three Ring Dog and Pony show called Airport Security aka (TSA). They could literally screw up a wet dream and couldn’t find a bomb if it was was strapped to their ass.
The President decided that it would cut into his busy vacation time of golfing, basketball and eating to comment on the attempted Islamic Terrorist attack in Detroit Michigan on Christmas day.
Christmas Day, 12/25/09 1832 hrs EST: “Mr. President, any comments about the terrorist attack on Christmas day?”
Saturday 12/26/2009 11:20am “Mr. President, how bout now…any comments on the attempt to bomb an United States commercial Jet bound for Detroit, Michigan?”
Sunday 12/27/2009 12:15 pm: “Uh, Mr President. It’s been two days since the attempted bombing of a NorthWest Flight from Europe to Detroit Michigan, any thoughts?”
Sunday 12/27/2009 10:30 pm: “Mr President, the nation is looking for leadership from you and your thoughts on the attempted terrorist attack on Christmas Day, could you please say a few words to comfort a worried nation?”
Monday 12/28/2009 President Obama took time out of his vacation 3 days after a Islamic terrorist tried to blow up a Northwest plane over Detroit, Michigan…..
President Obama declared Monday that his administration “will not rest” until it tracks down everyone involved in the attempted bombing of a Detroit-bound flight on Christmas, and pledged to do “everything in our power” to ensure security in the thick of the holiday travel season.
In his first public remarks on the incident, the president said Americans should be “confident,” but also stay “vigilant.”
Obama, who is on vacation in Hawaii, called the Detroit incident a “serious reminder” of the threat posed by terrorism abroad.
Is it fucking 2012 yet?
I love this song!