I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.
This is one smokin hot Jewish girl…
Only in Israel! By the Israeli humorist, Efraim Kishon
1. Israel is a country surrounded on all sides by enemies, but the people’s headaches are caused by the neighbors upstairs.
2. Israel is a country where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of help if you look like you need it.
3. Israel is the only country in the world with bus drivers and taxi drivers who read Spinoza and Maimonides.
4. Israel is the only country in the world where reservists are bossed around and commanded by officers, male and female, younger than their own children.
5. Israel is the only country in the world where “small talk” consists of loud, angry debate over politics and religion.
6. Israel is the only country in the world where the coffee is already so good that Starbucks went bankrupt trying to break into the local market.
7. Israel is one of the few places in the world where the sun sets into the Mediterranean Sea.
8. Israel is the only country in the world whose soldiers eat three sets of salads a day, none of which contain any lettuce (which is not really a food), and where olives ARE a food and even a main course in a meal, rather than something one tosses into a martini.
9. Israel is the only country in the world where one is unlikely to dig a cellar without hitting ancient archaeological artifacts.
10. Israel is the only country in the world where the leading writers in the country take buses.. Israel is the only country in the world where the graffiti is in Hebrew.
11. Israel is the only country in the world where the “black folks” walking around all wear yarmulkes.
12. Israel is the only country in the world that has a National Book Week, during which almost everyone attends a book fair and buys books.
13. Israel is the only country in the world where the ultra-Orthodox Jews beat up the police and not the other way around.
14. Israel is the only country in the world where inviting someone “out for a drink” means drinking cola, coffee or tea.
15. Israel is the only country in the world where bank robbers kiss the mezuzah as they leave with their loot.
16. Israel is one of the few countries in the world that truly likes and admires the United States.
17. Israel is the only country in the world that introduces applications of high-tech gadgets and devices, such as printers in banks that print out your statement on demand, years ahead of the United States and decades ahead of Europe.
18. Israel is the only country in the world where everyone on a flight gets to know one another before the plane lands. In many cases, they also get to know the pilot and all about his health or marital problems.
19. Israel is the only country in the world where no one has a foreign accent because everyone has a foreign accent.
20. Israel is the only country in the world where people cuss using dirty words in Russian or Arabic because Hebrew has never developed them.
21. Israel is the only country in the world where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice.
22. Israel is the only country in the world where everyone strikes up conversations while waiting in lines.
23. Israel is the only country in the world where people call an attach case a “James Bond” and the “@” sign is called a “strudel”.
24. Israel is the only country in the world where there is the most mysterious and mystical calm ambience in the streets on Yom Kippur, which cannot be explained unless you have experienced it.
25. Sunsets in Jerusalem are gorgeous every evening. 26. Israel is the only country in the world where people read English, write Hebrew, and joke in Yiddish.
Recently, the Iranian Midget Ahamadinejad has been ramping up again on his threats against the United States and Israel.
The Iranian government on Monday stepped up military threats in advance of an anniversary celebration as major powers continued talks on a new round of sanctions.
Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said in Tehran that his country would stun the Western world on Thursday, the 31st anniversary of Iran’s Islamic revolution. Iran’s defense minister announced on Monday that its forces had conducted successful tests on new armed unmanned aircraft and advanced air defenses.
“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [Western powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [Feb. 11] in a way that will leave them stunned,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse.
Well, I can’t just let that rest so I pulled up an old post when I combined a couple of poems I had found online and doctored up the words a bit just to fit that Goat Fucking peice of shit from Iran and would like to offer it to the Islamic Regime of Iran on the day they celebrate Jimmy Carter’s surrender to them and their Islamic Revolution.
Here’s what I think of your threats you little prick….
Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.
He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave, may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.
Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think we have the guts to come and blow off his islamic nuts!
We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran.
We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag. We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door.
We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet. We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy.
From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave.
But now America is all done with his crap, so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.
So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch, may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch. May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer, till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.
Poem Courtesy of John Valby with some doctoring up by yours truly!
They are simply not hiding it anymore. And why should they? The Mainstream Media and Government officials refuse to address the real issue of Islamic terrorism and instead condone it by ignoring it.
An airline passenger in Miami proclaimed “I want to kill all the Jews before police forced him off a Detroit-bound plane,” authorities said Thursday.
Mansor Mohammad Asad, 43, of Ohio, was arrested Wednesday night, according to a police department statement. Asad was charged with threats against a public servant, disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence.
FBI spokeswoman Judy Orihuela said there were no indications the disturbance was related to terrorism. The bureau was initially brought in to look into the incident but is no longer involved in the investigation. She said the FBI is treating the disruption as a matter for local authorities.
I’m not afraid of you cops, I’ve gotten in fights with cops in Ohio and broke their arms in three places, he said, according to the affidavit. I’ve broken skulls too!
The affidavit noted that alcohol didn’t appear to be a factor during the incident.
The Transportation Security Administration says three of Asad’s companions were also taken off the plane and questioned. The plane departed after a search.
Asad was transported to jail after his arrest, according to the affidavit. A telephone number for county corrections rang unanswered early Thursday morning and his records could not immediately be located online.
What is the one thing that all these lunatics have in common? What is the one common denominator in all this?…….ISLAM
Say hello to Hitler douchebag!
White supremacist terrorist James Von Brunn died 01/06/10 at 1 PM at a local hospital in Butner, North Carolina, AP reports from “Denise Simmons, the spokeswoman for the federal prison where von Brunn had been held.” AP reported that Von Brunn received medical care at the North Carolina prison complex, which is used for aging and sick inmates. His death is being eulogized by white supremacists and Nazis who are praising him as a “martyr” and an example for others to “act White.”
Von Brunn had been wounded by return fire, after he shot and killed black security guard Stephen Tyrone Johns at the U.S. Holocaust Museum in Washington DC on June 10, 2009. Von Brunn murdered Johns while Johns was holding the museum door open for Von Brunn. AP also reported that “Officials at the prison hospital had previously said chronic medical problems had complicated a psychiatric evaluation for the suspect, who prior to the shooting had written racist and anti-Semitic screeds on the Internet.”
Wondering how long till fellow Gay Nazi Butt Fuck Incogman and his legion of zombie douchebags follow this asshat to the innermost circle of hell?
ADIOS MOTHER FUCKER!
The Jewish holiday of Hanukkah is once again upon us and I thought just for shits and giggles I would dedicate this holiday that celebrates a Jewish Military Victory and a miracle to a particular ass wipe who failed in an epic way to destroy the Jewish people.
I only wish this cowardly fuck would have given the Jewish People the opportunity to hang him in Israel like they did Adolf Eichmann, but instead, Hitler chose the Ghey Wey out and ate a bullet instead this dying a cowards death.
From the Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit and spiraling downward to The Best Damn Jewish Blog Ever and all the way from the Jewish State of Israel, model Bar Refaeli to warm you up on these cold nights!
To bad such a beautiful Jewish woman is wasting herself on that panty waste little asshat Leonardo Di Crappio.
I know, I know…What’s with the fucking lizard? Must be someone escaped from Little Green Footballs!
Islamic Terror Organization Hamas is happy that the Moonbat Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama is rewarding their hard work in his campaign with a chunk of the Bailout funds to the tune of $900 Million Dollars.
TEL AVIV, Israel – Hamas is "very happy" with a pledge this week from the Obama administration to provide $900 million in aid for rebuilding the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip, a spokesman from the Islamist organization told WND.
"We are very happy with this decision," said Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum, speaking by cell phone from Gaza. "In the first place, this money will go toward reconstructing efforts."
Barhoum said he expects the money to be tightly controlled. He said the funds are likely to be delineated to the Palestinian Authority and to the United Nations Relief and Work Agency, or UNWRA, which administers aid to millions of Palestinian "refugees" in the Gaza Strip and West Bank.
Hamas has a close relationship with UNWRA; the agency openly employs a large number of Hamas members, including some of the group’s most senior terrorists.
The Islamic Terror group openly endorsed Obama for President and even had set up phone banks in Gaza to make campaign calls in America and was rumored to have funded the Obama campaign with illegal donations thanks to Obama’s lax security of his website which allowed for anyone to donate funds secretly.
Did you ever imagine the day when the American government would begin funding the killing of Jews? Hitler must be laughing his ass off right about now at this ironic turn of events.
Our economy is in the shitter, and Dear Leader promises our money to mass murdering lunatics who use children as human shields. Looks like Obama is fighting a proxy war against the Jewish State of Israel…Rev. Jeremiah Wright must be so proud.
I verified this story thru Snopes.com.
There recently was the death of a 98-year-old lady named Irena Sendler.
During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist.
She had an ulterior motive… She KNEW what the Nazi’s plans were for the Jews, (being German). Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of her tool box she carried, and she also carried in the back of her truck a Burlap sack, (for larger kids). She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.
During her time and course of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. She was caught, and the Nazi’s broke both her legs and arms and beat her severely.
Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it, and reunited the families. Most, of course, had been gassed. Those kids she helped were placed into foster family homes or adopted.
In 2007 Irena was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize …
Al Gore won for doing a slide show on Global Warming.
I cannot express the rage that went thru me when I read this. I was also reminded that schmucks like Jew haters like Jimmy Carter and Islamic Terrorist who Died of AIDS, Yasser Arafat were also winners of the Nobel “Peace” Prize. I guess credibility and character have nothing to do with winning what was once a “Noble” prize.
To us, Irene Sendler is the real prize
According to the schmucks at the UN (Useless Nations), the Rogue Islamic Nation of Iran now has enough enriched uranium for a Nuclear Weapon.
From Financial Times:
Iran has built up a stockpile of enough enriched uranium for one nuclear bomb, United Nations officials acknowledged on Thursday.
In a development that comes as the Obama administration is drawing up its policy on negotiations with Tehran over its nuclear programme, UN officials said Iran had produced more nuclear material than previously thought.
They said Iran had accumulated more than one tonne of low enriched uranium hexafluoride at a facility in Natanz.
If such a quantity were further enriched it could produce more than 20kg of fissile material – enough for a bomb.
“It appears that Iran has walked right up to the threshold of having enough low enriched uranium to provide enough raw material for a single bomb,” said Peter Zimmerman, a former chief scientist of the US Arms Control and Disarmament Agency
The new figures come in a report from the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN’s nuclear watchdog, released on Thursday. This revealed that Iran’s production of low enriched uranium had previously been underestimated.
The Jewish State of Israel has been launching a covert war against Iran in an attempt to stop their Apocalyptic Nuclear aspirations sans Military Action, but those options along with time may be running out for the Jewish nation and is bound to strain US/Israeli relations with Obama’s readiness to sit and break bread with the Iranian Midget of Mayhem, Ahmadinejad and talk without preconditions.
Now one has to wonder, how long it will take the Terrorist nation to turn that stockpile of enriched uranium into a nuclear weapon and use it against Israel or the United States while the Obamessiah has his thumb up his ass right next to his head! But alas, did not the Messiah say that “Iran is a tiny country that is no threat to us”?
Are your loins girded yet?
H/T Hot Air
With the prospects of Binyamin Netanyahu becoming Israel’s newest Prime Minister, the Moonbat Messiah and his radical left wing anti semitic followers are becoming increasingly uneasy over a Right Wing leader such as Netanyahu who unlike Obama, shows great strength as a leader unlike the doveish weakness of America’s biggest mistake ever.
From the Jewish Post:
US officials are publicly taking a wait-and-see approach to the formation of a new Israeli government, but privately many have expressed concern that Likud Binyamin Netanyahu might preside over a right-wing coalition.
“The administration is being very cautious,” said an Israeli official about the silence from US officials right now.
“There would be great unease” at the prospect of such a government, said one Capitol Hill source.
He predicted that a governing coalition of parties from the Right could embolden the left flank of and turn up pressure, particularly in the US Congress, to pass measures that made clear demands on Israel.
Personally, I am glad to see that Israel has chosen a leader that will not bow down to the Obamessiah. If that were the case, then surely Israels days would be numbered.
Iranian President Mahmoud I’manutjob has already seen through the Moonbat Messiah and smells weakness and is eager to try and lead America away from her traditional allies in return for a false peace.
I am comforted to see that not all Jews have been slurping the koolaid at the Fountain of O and used good common sense in choosing a strong competent leader versus America and it’s false Messiah.
Iranian politicians frequently refer to the US administration as the “global arrogance”, “domineering power” and “Great Satan”.
In response, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched a fresh tirade against the United States, demanding an apology for its “crimes” against Iran and saying he expected “deep and fundamental” change from Obama.
US President Barack Obama’s offer to talk to Iran shows that America’s policy of “domination” has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday.”This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed,” Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.
“Negotiation is secondary, the main issue is that there is no way but for (the United States) to change,” he added.
After nearly three decades of severed ties, Obama said shortly after taking office this month that he is willing to extend a diplomatic hand to Tehran if the Islamic republic is ready to “unclench its fist”.
The Obamessiah is already demanding an 11% cut in military spending. The Iranian President’s comments only back up what I’ve been saying all along about Barack Hussein Obama.
Thanks to Clinton’s military weakness, Osama bin Laden saw the US as a weak paper tiger, cousin in disarmed Obama bin Dumbass will mimick that same image to the tyrants and dictators of the world. Iran knows a Jimmy Carter when they see one!
In the words of Joe Biden, “Gird your loins!”
All praise and honor the Obamessiah, for he will save us all! (sarc)
My Dearest Mahmoud,
From The Gateway Pundit:
Officials of Barack Obama‘s administration have drafted a letter to Iran from the president aimed at unfreezing US-Iranian relations and opening the way for face-to-face talks, the Guardian has learned.
The US state department has been working on drafts of the letter since Obama was elected on 4 November last year. It is in reply to a lengthy letter of congratulations sent by the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, on 6 November.
Diplomats said Obama’s letter would be a symbolic gesture to mark a change in tone from the hostile one adopted by the Bush administration, which portrayed Iran as part of an “axis of evil”.
It would be intended to allay the suspicions of Iran’s leaders and pave the way for Obama to engage them directly, a break with past policy.
State department officials have composed at least three drafts of the letter, which gives assurances that Washington does not want to overthrow the Islamic regime, but merely seeks a change in its behaviour. The letter would be addressed to the Iranian people and sent directly to Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, or released as an open letter.
Why in the hell does Obama want to make nice with a tyrannical regime that arms Islamic Terrorists worldwide and provides supplies and munitions to Hizbullah and Hamas in their quest to destroy the Jewish State of Israel?
Jeez, when I was a kid, I had a posters of Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Tiegs on my wall. In the Palestinian Occupied land of Gaza where murder and death of innocent civillians is celebrated, posters with the images of Dead Islamic Terrorists are all the rage.
Some were killed when tank shells hit their homes. Others died when bombs erased their offices. Still others met their end battling Israeli troops.
Now their faces are rolling off the presses at the Nibras print shop, which produces full-color posters and banners of the dead. In the wake of Israel’s 22-day Gaza offensive — which killed nearly 1,300 Palestinians — it’s one of the few businesses experiencing a postwar boom.
Islamic Jihad fighter Mohammed Bedawi was among the so-called “martyrs” whose demise was commemorated with a custom-made poster — a tradition for anyone killed by Israel.
“The drone hit him,” said his cousin, Abed Bedawi, 21, referring to Israel’s unmanned surveillance planes, often seen in Gaza’s skies. “He was laying a bomb for a tank when the drone fired a missile at him.”
Before the war, about 30 percent of the print shop’s orders were for martyr posters, co-owner Ahmed al-Hor said; the rest were for things like shop signs and labels for products like tomato sauce, soap and baby food. Now, posters of the dead are 90 percent of his business.
Here’s to your one way magic carpet ride to hell assholes! Pieces be upon you…..Ooops, you’re already in pieces!
It seems to be the “IN” thing in today’s world…Mass murdering Islamic Terrorists are given a platform and their crimes ignored while the Jewish people are once again being targeted for extinction with the left handed blessing of government and now it would seem that the Roman Catholic Church is once again embracing it’s anti semitic roots.
Pope Benedict XVI who himself was once a member of Hitler’s Nazi Youth is turning back the clock on Catholic/Jewish relations by reinstating a ex communicated Bishop who like the Iranian Midget of Mayhem is a Holocaust Denier and the pontif is defending this schmuck and his decision.
Jan. 26 (Bloomberg) — The Vatican defended Pope Benedict XVI’s decision to reinstate a bishop who denies the Nazi Holocaust occurred.
Richard Williamson, 68, was among four bishops who were excommunicated in 1988 by John Paul II, Benedict’s predecessor, because they had been consecrated without papal permission by French Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre, founder of the Society of Pius X that opposed the reforms of the Second Vatican council.
Benedict’s decision to revoke the excommunication 20 years later has sparked controversy because it coincides with comments made by the ultra-conservative Williamson about the genocide of Jews by the Nazis during World War II. The two events are “absolutely unrelated” and the pope doesn’t share Williamson’s views, said Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi.
“The historical evidence is hugely against 6 million Jews having been deliberately gassed in gas chambers as a deliberate policy by Adolf Hitler,” Williamson said in a November interview that was aired this month on Swedish television.
I left the Catholic Church over ten years ago and became a Jew 7 years ago after being raised in a Catholic home with a Catholic School education. ( I will add that I was never, ever an alter boy). I never felt at home with the faith of my birth. My grandmother was born in Germany with a very common Jewish name, I have always wondered if before her birth, many generations before if her family was not “Forced” to convert to the Catholic faith under threat of harm as was common many, many years ago.
Hitler must be so proud of his former student.
America’s biggest failure of a President who has never, ever met a Mass Murdering Dictator and Terrorist he did not love and adore is once again offering himself as a propaganda tool for Islamic Terror Organization Hamas on NBC’ s Today show and even hinted at the fact that he does not consider Hamas a terrorist organization.
From what I have been able to gather about Jimmy Carter in the past few years, it would appear that the only thing he really trusts about Hamas is 1) That they will kill Jews, and 2) That they will do everything in their power to destroy the Jewish State of Israel.
I just wonder if after the Military Operations in which Israel kicked Hamas’ ass, will Jimmy Carter take his Habitat for Humanity show into Gaza and help build below substandard housing for all of his terrorist friends who had their homes destroyed for harboring weapons and terrorists?
Either way, Jimmy Carter keeps proving over and over again why he will always be considered one of the worst Presidents ever, till of course Obama’s legacy takes over and Jimmy will once again be second best worst.
Well lets see…..
The Moonbat Messiah ascended to his throne today with all the glitz and hoopla that made an upper east side Bar Mitzvah look like a simple keggar. So far as I can see, the seas didn’t part, muslims were still killing people in the name of Allah, Hamas is still calling for the Destruction of the Jewish State of Israel, Iran is still building nukes, and the stock markets plunged on word that the Messiah had risen. There were no rainbows or gum drops and lollypops raining down. Just simply Global warming a bleak and cold ass day at work.
“Amazing peaceful transition of power:” 1,009
“First black president in American history:” 957
“We are witnessing history:” 576
“This is Barack Obama’s moment:” 322
“The world is watching:” 214
“My leg is tingling beyond all control:” 2
Where is all this miraculous Hope & Change that was to usher us all on a rainbow of peace and love in this messianic era of politics?
I feel like I’ve been used. The only tingling thrill going up my leg right now is because my dog is humping it.
I didn’t always agree with you, but most importantly you kept us safe by delivering the message to Islamic Terrorists that any attack on our nation would be met with all of the might of our Armed Forces and superior firepower. You had faith in us as a nation, faith in Freedom, and despite strong opposition from a fanatical Liberal Left, you stood your ground. You put country before yourself. For that I am grateful.
For your tax cuts by entrusting the American people to decide what to do with their own money rather then giving it to government to decide, my wallet and my wife thanks you.
And mostly for being a great friend to the Jewish State of Israel and Jews everywhere. Your ideas for peace in Israel were not the greatest, but your heart was in the right place.
Throughout your presidency, Americans have saw a man with unfailing modesty, strong character, decency, moral clarity and class. He was as consistently gracious to his critics as they were consistently rude and full of hatred. He never wavered in distinguishing good from evil and freedom from tyranny, or, as he explained in his second inaugural, “the moral choice between oppression, which is always wrong, and freedom, which is eternally right.”
When the new year arrived on Jan 1, 2009, President Bush said to the nation, “As my time in office comes to a close, I thank the American people for trusting me with the honor of serving our great country. It has been a tremendous privilege.”
For these things and many more Mr. President, you have my heartfelt gratitude. May G-d bless you and your family President Bush.
The Rogue Jew
Some eye candy to take our minds off tomorrows train wreck.
Yes, Jewish women are hot as hell! Not a single suicide bomber in the bunch.