So Was Muhammad

Lately there has been this bullshit propaganda campaign by the followers of the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad to paint the picture of him as a supporter of women’s rights…Yeah, as if!

Well,  the leader of the murderous cult was a lot of things, a pedophile was one of them….So, leave it to me to present my own propaganda campaign exposing Muhammad for what he really was….

Pedophile for Prophet

Draw Muhammad Day

I know I have’nt posted in like forever.  The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”.   Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……

"Allahu Fubar Mother Fuckers"

Religion of Death: Muslims Find New & More Inovative Ways To Kill

 

Today’s lesson from the Islamic Book of Die Mother Fucker, Die (Koran)…..

From the Herald Sun:

A 2008 federal law banned the storage of fertilised human eggs due to religion-based concerns over “mixing in the lineage” between families, the English-language Khaleej Times said.

It did not elaborate, but Islam calls for children to know the identity of their biological parents and to take their biological father’s name.

Eggs can be fertilised outside the womb during IVF, which produces excess fertilised eggs that can be frozen for future use.

An estimated 5000 fertilised eggs are stored at the state-owned Dubai Gynaecology and Fertility Centre, the only centre in the Gulf state allowed to perform IVF, Khaleej Times said.

Another 5000 fertilised eggs are believed to be stored at Al Tawam Hospital in Al Ain, around 150km south-east of the Emirati capital of Abu Dhabi, the paper said.

A FERTILITY clinic in Dubai will next week dispose of about 5000 human embryos on religious grounds.

No wonder the liberal democrats love these guys so much….Muslims place the same value on life as do Democrats.  This would fit right in with Chairman Obama’s Health Care  plan.

Attempted Poisoning Of US Troops By Five Muslim Soldiers are being Questioned at Fort Jackson in South Carolina

The enemy within is striking at our brave men and women of the US Military.  First we have Army Major Hassan shooting 13 people at Ft Hood, now this shit….

From CBN News:

CBN News has learned exclusively that five Muslim soldiers at Fort Jackson in South Carolina were questioned just before Christmas. It is unclear whether the men are still in custody. The five were part of the Arabic Translation program at the base.

Patrick Jones, the Deputy Public Affairs Officer for Fort Jackson, confirmed for CBN News Thursday afternoon that an investigation was ongoing.

Prior to this posting, CBN News learned that these details were also confirmed by a government official with knowledge of the investigation.

The men are suspected of trying to poison the food supply at Fort Jackson.

A source with intimate knowledge of the investigation, which is ongoing, told CBN News investigators suspect the “Fort Jackson Five” may have been in contact with the group of five Washington, D.C., area Muslims that traveled to Pakistan to wage jihad against U.S. troops in December. That group was arrested by Pakistani authorities, also just before Christmas.

Coming as it does on the heels of November’s Fort Hood jihadist massacre, this news could have major implications..

Are we starting to see a theme here yet?  These five people suspected of poisoning US Troops are not Christian, Jewish or Catholic….

Keep walking folks, nothing to see here……(sarc)

More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show

The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has  now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”

If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!

Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!

Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.

Airport Security Nazis Strike Again

The fucknuts of the TSA have once again saved the American people from a stealthy domestic disabled person from traveling with his leg braces!

From Philly.Com:

Just when I thought I was out of the Transportation Security Administration business for a few columns, they pull me back in.

Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?

Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden’s emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.

Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.

The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.

Unfortunately the only people the TSA treat like terrorists are law abiding citizens…The real terrorists get a free pass out of fear of offending the Muslim population.  The TSA are nothing more then bumbling eunichs playing Starsky & Hutch in their little Die Hard 2 fantasy world, simply a bunch of bullies!

In the meantime, if you’re on a terror watch list and stapping a bomb to your nuts…You are allowed to fly without any problem.

Former Muslim Terrorst Says “Not Worth Dying For Allah”

A former Muslim Terrorist who converted to Christianity comes forward to reveal that it’s not worth dying for Allah…

From Counter Jihad:

The young Arab was an Allah’s warrior against the US troops in Iraq, before he converted into Christianity and fled to Switzerland. He warns other Muslims not to murder in the name of Islam.

The ex-Muslim who calls himself Sultan should stay quiet, because that would be safer for him and he would not have to fear for his life. But he decided to speak out, and now he is sitting in a cafe in Zurich telling his story.

He is a young Arab with a thick black hair, brow eyes continuously observing his surrounding, a feature that made him a good Muslim terrorist.

Sultan’s story began ten years ago for a fight for his homeland in the Middle East, where the US was fighting the Muslim terror organization. It is a story resembling many young Muslim terrorists, who all wanted to enter the paradise and the receive 72 virgins.

And, it is a story of radical change.

When Sultan met his friends, members of the Islamic Brotherhood, he was a 16-year-old Muslim from traditional family, and not terribly religious. The Muslim boy enjoyed the cohesion is the Muslim group, its ideas and the radical Muslim rhetoric.

Good Muslims are intended to kill infidels as the Koran says; that is the only way to paradise and the 72 virgins.

Click on the above link to read the entire story.  If only more like him spoke out against the Religion of Blown To Pieces….

You Might Be Taliban If….

The Canadian troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor by creating this:
 
 “YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
 
 1. You grow heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to  beer.
 
 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you  can’t afford shoes.
 
 3. You have more wives than teeth.
 
 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
 
 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
 
 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing..
 
 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
 
 10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Fatwa To Follow....

A Toast To The Iranian Goat Fucker Ahamadinejad On The Anniversary Of The Islamic Revolution

Recently, the Iranian Midget Ahamadinejad has been ramping up again on his threats against the United States and Israel.

From The Washington Times:

The Iranian government on Monday stepped up military threats in advance of an anniversary celebration as major powers continued talks on a new round of sanctions.

Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said in Tehran that his country would stun the Western world on Thursday, the 31st anniversary of Iran’s Islamic revolution. Iran’s defense minister announced on Monday that its forces had conducted successful tests on new armed unmanned aircraft and advanced air defenses.

“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [Western powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [Feb. 11] in a way that will leave them stunned,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse.

Well, I can’t just let that rest so I pulled up an old post when I combined a couple of poems I had found online and doctored up the words a bit just to fit that Goat Fucking peice of shit from Iran and would like to offer it to the Islamic Regime of Iran on the day they celebrate Jimmy Carter’s surrender to them and their Islamic Revolution.

Here’s what I think of your threats you little prick….

Here’s to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come. 

He’s a bagless wonder that lives in a cave, may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker’s grave.

Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn’t think we have the guts to come and blow off his islamic nuts!

We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran.  

We’ll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag. We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. 

 We’ll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet. We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy.

From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave.

But now America is all done with his crap, so let’s just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

So here’s to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch, may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch. May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer, till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

Poem Courtesy of John Valby with some doctoring up by yours truly!

Message To Iran: America Fuck Yeah!

Just a little message to Iranian President Ahmahomo on the day before Iran takes a swipe at America and Israel….

Cause you know our eunich president Obama doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to say it!

Baby Sheep Born With Face Of Cartoon Like Prophet Muhammad

It’s a miracle…..Allahu Akbar…..lol  Jihadi Fucks Sheep, Hilarity Ensues!

With all of the Goat and sheep fucking going on in the Muslim countries, have you ever wondered what would happen if a sheep was impregnated by a horny jihadist?

From The Sidney Morning Hearald:

A sheep in Turkey has reportedly given birth to a lamb with a human-like face.

Vet Erhan Elibol performed a caesarean section to deliver the calf near the city of Izmir and was horrified to find it looked like a human, Russian and Turkish news sites said.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf,” the 29-year-old vet was quoted as saying in Russian newspaper website  Pravda.

“But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes.”

Photos purportedly of the lamb, which was stillborn, show human-like eyes, nose and mouth.

Vets said the calf’s mutation was most likely the result of an excess of vitamin A in the mother’s fodder.

Pravda reported that a goat in Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar human-like calf last September. But villagers killed it, believing it was the result of intercourse between the mother goat and a man.

They make their women cover their faces and hide them indoors while they take to the fields and barns to schtupp an available sheep or goat.  The fact that it was born in a largely Muslim nation just makes it that much more hilarious.

Islamotard

We all know what happened this week at Fort Hood.  Despite our State run Media sticking their heads in the sand, we all know what it was….It was an act of Islamic Terrorism plain and simple.  I don’t care what you say about the mental status or lack thereof in the mind of Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the fact remains he is a Major in the US military who is Muslim and decided to carry out an act of Terrorism based on the fundamental beliefs of his religion.

islamotard

Thanks to a brave female cop, this asswipe was eliminated from the equation with extreme prejudice but at the same time, he was DENIED access to the 72 virgins promised to him by the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad.  Instead, the Islamotard in the vegetative state will lie paralyzed in a Prison hospital bed while a cockstrong faggot teabags his nuts across Nidal’s nose for the rest of his life.

YOU FAIL BITCH!

Moderate Muslim Pleads “Not Guilty” To Charges of Beheading His Wife

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And this schmuck was considered a “Moderate Muslim”.  If he didn’t do it, then who did?  The Jews?  OMG, I forgot…It’s all Bush’s fault!

From Michelle Malkin:

The founder of a Muslim-American television station pleaded not guilty Friday to beheading his estranged wife.

Muzzammil “Mo” Hassan, 44, is charged with one count of second-degree murder for the Feb. 12 death of 37-year-old Aasiya Hassan at the offices of Bridges TV in the suburb of Orchard Park.

The Pakistani-born businessman, who has been in custody since reporting his wife’s death soon after it happened, remained held without bail.

“The proof of guilt in this case is strong,” prosecutor Colleen Curtin Gable told Erie County Judge Thomas Franczyk. She cited alleged admissions, forensic evidence and “strong motive evidence.” Aasiya Hassan was stabbed multiple times and decapitated less than a week after having her husband served with divorce papers.

…The case against Hassan is striking in its irony. Muzzammil and Aasiya Hassan launched the Bridges TV network in 2004, saying they wanted to counter negative stereotypes and media portrayals of Muslims.

I hope they give this asshole the needle!  In prison, he’ll probably be recruited by Louie Farakkahn’s Rotten Fruit of Islam and rebranded as a Hometown Hero of some sorts.

I hope that justice prevails and he ends up sharing a cell with a cock strong sissy that force feeds his ass while licking peanut butter from Shakkah Zulu X’s ass crack.  He may have started in prison with an asshole so tight he could shit in a coke bottle, but it won’t be long before he’s shitting in a washtub hitting the sides!  Allah willing!

Religion of Pieces Alert: Beheading In New York

islam_commentaries-740284An Orchard Park businessman was charged friday in the beheading death of his wife.

From Buffalo News:

Friends expressed shock on Friday that the founder of a Muslim TV channel — which he launched in order to counter violent images of Muslims — has been arrested in his wife’s brutal slaying.

Detectives have charged Muzzammil Hassan, 44, with second-degree murder after his wife was found beheaded Thursday at the offices of the cable channel, Bridges TV, in the Village of Orchard Park.

The victim was identified as Aasiya Z. Hassan, 37.

Police said they continued to search for the murder weapon on Friday and refused to discuss further details of the killing.

“I am totally stunned,” said Samira Khatib, a friend of the couple, who lives in Hamburg. “They were really more than married — they encouraged each other in everything.”

It was Aasiya Hassan who encouraged her businessman husband to launch the cable channel, she said. “She was such a lovely person.”

The ironic part of all this, is the fact that this man started a tv station to counter the violent images of Muslims and their so called Religion of Peace.  I think his actions are working against his efforts.

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Michelle Malkin also has thoughts on this.

Gaza Poster Commemorates Dead Assholes

Jeez, when I was a kid, I had a posters of Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Tiegs on my wall.  In the Palestinian Occupied land of Gaza where murder and death of innocent civillians is celebrated, posters with the images of Dead Islamic Terrorists are all the rage.

From the Barking Moonbat Early Warning System:

Some were killed when tank shells hit their homes. Others died when bombs erased their offices. Still others met their end battling Israeli troops.

Now their faces are rolling off the presses at the Nibras print shop, which produces full-color posters and banners of the dead. In the wake of Israel’s 22-day Gaza offensive — which killed nearly 1,300 Palestinians — it’s one of the few businesses experiencing a postwar boom.

Islamic Jihad fighter Mohammed Bedawi was among the so-called “martyrs” whose demise was commemorated with a custom-made poster — a tradition for anyone killed by Israel.

“The drone hit him,” said his cousin, Abed Bedawi, 21, referring to Israel’s unmanned surveillance planes, often seen in Gaza’s skies. “He was laying a bomb for a tank when the drone fired a missile at him.”

Before the war, about 30 percent of the print shop’s orders were for martyr posters, co-owner Ahmed al-Hor said; the rest were for things like shop signs and labels for products like tomato sauce, soap and baby food. Now, posters of the dead are 90 percent of his business.

Dead Islamic Terrorists

Dead Islamic Terrorists

Here’s to your one way magic carpet ride to hell assholes!  Pieces be upon you…..Ooops, you’re already in pieces!

Palestinian Woman: “Throw Jews Back in Oven”

Now if this had been an Israeli Jew the Liberal Mainstream Media would have been all over this like stink on a turd, but seeing it’s a muslim calling for the murder of Jews, well that’s just oky doky as far as they are concerned.

The Difference Between Palestinians & Jews

I know this is an old picture, but given the current anti-Israel sentiment being openly exhibited by the Liberal Left, I feel it is appropriate.

The Difference Between Palestinians & Jews

The Difference Between Palestinians & Jews

The problem is obvious, yet the Liberal Left ignores and enables this to continue while blaming the Jews.  It literally makes me sick to my stomach.

This Is Not Good: Iran Converts Foreign Currency To Gold

 

I'm With Stupid

Something is telling me that Iranian President Ahamdinejad maybe planning to exploit our “peaceful” transition of power and most likely the weakness of Dear Leader Elect Obama.

From The Astute Blogger:

Iranian newspapers are quoting a top adviser to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as saying the country has converted some of its foreign currency reserves into gold.

The papers published Saturday did not say how much of Iran’s estimated $120 billion in reserves were converted into gold. Iranian officials could not immediately be reached for comment.

The daily Jahan-e-Eghtesad, or Economy World, quoted presidential adviser Mojtaba Hashemi Samareh as saying Ahmadinejad ordered the change.

The decision comes after a dramatic fall in oil prices recently triggered by a global financial crisis. About 80 percent of Iran’s foreign currency revenue comes from oil exports.

This could be seen as sign of a imminent attack against the West.  Either way, I trust Ahmadinejad and Obama about as far as I can throw Oprah in her fat years.   Granted this is just speculation, it may not be an act of aggresion by Iran, it may simply be the bottom falling out on the dollar, but we must not let anything get by us where Iran is concerned. 

The Obamessiah Wants You To Support T.W.A.T

The Office of The President Elect Barack Hussein Obama is calling on all Americans to rally their support behind him and his renewed efforts in The War Against Terror, or T.W.A.T for short!

The Obamessiah Wants You To Support T.W.A.T

The Obamessiah Wants You To Support T.W.A.T

In an effort to distance itself from the previous administrations aggressive war to protect Americans and to more accurately reflect the incoming administrations stance against Global Islamic Terrorism and how President Elect Barack Hussein Obama will be more likely to use the Armed Forces against American Citizens then against Islamic Terrorists in foreign lands.  

This new Federal Department will be entrusted to close friend and mentor to President Elect Obama, Homeland Security Chief, William Ayers and he will be assisted by fellow T.W.A.T‘s Keith Olberman and the man who likes Hard Balls, Chris Matthews both of MSNBC.

William Ayers will also oversee the redevelopment of the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) into the new bigger government version called the Federal Aviation Transportation Airline Security Screening or F.A.T.A.S.S for short.

The President Elect is calling on each and every one of you for Grassroot support of this new and oversized endeavor that will cost billions and billions of dollars in the form of CHANGE from your pockets.

So climb aboard President Elect Obama’s T.W.A.T.  With racism behind us in this new age, it’s not a mind that a terrible thing to waste, but a T.W.A.T, just ask Michelle Obama, she’ll tell you just how proud she is of America and that she is behind T.W.A.T all the way!

Obama Weak On Iran

New McCain Ad

Obama will in all likelyhood, sit down with anyone that hates Israel and give them whatever they want.  It’s what Soros wants, it’s what all of Obama’s closest supporters want and paid for!

Keep the Change bitch!