Only 2 Days Till The Second Cumming Of The Moonbat Messiah

Are we all feeling quite hopeychangey yet?  Me?  Not so much.

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I guess the Obama train rolled into DC after his self indulgent ego trip down Abraham Lincoln’s memory lane today for his Coronation to take place on Tuesday, Jan 20th, 2009 when America takes the leap into Marxism.

From

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For hours, President-elect Barack Obama was cheered madly and applauded wildly by the tens of thousands of Americans who lined railroad tracks from Philadelphia to Washington, D.C. to watch his inaugural train roll by. But when the Obama Express finally hit the nation’s capital, the reception was subdued.

On Sunday, millions of Washington residents and people who have gathered in the capitol for the historic inauguration are expected to gather on the mall. Obama is expected to address them from the Lincoln Memorial about 2 p.m.

His appearance will be followed by a star-studded performance and concert. Actors Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington and Queen Latifah and others will do dramatic readings, and musicians, including Mary J. Blige, Beyonce, Stevie Wonder, Bono, Bruce Springsteen, Herbie Hancock and Garth Brooks will perform.

Over the weekend, a large concentration of Moonbats will be converging on Washington from all 57 states to witness the Coronation of their Messiah who has ascended from the heavens and will walk on water to raise the dead and to cool the planet.

I heard rumors that there is a shortage of porta potties for the monumental event in which if you think about it, the estimates are that 4 million people (libs) will be attending and only 5ooo porta potties are available for all the shit that is likely to flow like wine that day, Liberals being so full of shit and all.  I can’t wait to see the disgusting mess the moonbats leave in their wake.  I’m sure they’ll still blame Bush.

The Moonbat Messiah Cummeth Upon You

The Moonbat Messiah Cummeth Upon You

I’m gonna need more popcorn and diet coke for this fiasco!

Holy Obama H. Christ!

 

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

 

 

The loony left wing Kos Kids have jumped the shark.  They themselves, the anti-religious purveyors of Secularism are now asking, “What if Obama is the second coming of Jesus?”

From The Gateway Pundit:

I’m not a religious person however I’d like to point out a funny irony that would be better suited for a cartoonist.

What if all of the religious nuts were bashing the second coming of their Christ and they didn’t even know it? Fathered by a Kenyan Muslim profit who left after his task was done. To seed a woman who in the heartland of America(a country who “is losing its way”). Then takes him on a journey of awaking across the world, then back home to spread the word of the lord through a process of education an then actions in the community.

The bible says “the lord shall come as a man whom blind followers will not see”.

So next time you run into a religious nut and they start talking about all of this deep mystical Muslim / African non-sense. Just remind them where Jesus came from, and where the human race came from.

The Kosnuts have jumped on the bandwagon with the Militant Street Gang disguised as a religion, The Nation of Islam in declaring that Obama (PBUH) is the Messiah.

Being a jew and all, I am not into the whole Jesus the Messiah schtick, but I would think that a religous figurehead such as a “Messiah” would probably not support abortion in any form.  Am I wrong here to think that?  Anyway, I don’t know whether to laugh or be fearful of these fruitcakes.

Obama Scraps National Anthem At Campaign Event

In a move to make room for another person to spread the Gospel According to Obama, the campaign chose to throw the National Anthem on the scrap heap and did not allow Zach Bencal to sing the Star Spangled Banner at a New Hampshire Obama event.

From UnionLeader.Com:

Not present, or at least not singing the National Anthem at the rally was Londonderry senior Zach Bencal.

 

Bencal, who sings the anthem for a number of school events and is actively involved in local community theatre, had been contacted by the Obama campaign to sing the anthem. He agreed to do so, then was told later in the evening the anthem had been scratched from the program. Bencal said he was told by the campaign the decision was a simple programming change to make room for another speaker.

“I guess it just wasn’t meant to be,” Bencal said.

 

Sandra Abrevaya, communications director for the Obama campaign’s Manchester office, confirmed the choice had simply been a last-minute scratch from the rally’s program, which included the Pledge of Allegiance.

 

This is the man who wants to lead America?

This is the man who wants to lead America?

 

 

This speaks volumes to me about the true character of Barack Obama.  He puts his ego above this great nation.  John McCain would NEVER, EVER hold an event and allow something this Un-American to occur.  

So here it is, the man who wants to be POTUS and “serve” America sets aside BOTH the Pledge of Allegiance AND The Star Spangled Banner simply to allow more time for yet ANOTHER person to sing praises to THE ONE.  

What’s next?  I’m waiting for the Obamessiah to use the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution to wipe his ass with if he’s elected because you know damn well that those foundations of our freedom found in those great documents will be heading down the toilet the minute he plants his tuchas in the Oval Office.

Glen Beck, who’s heading to FOX News next spring when his contract is up with CNN (Commie News Network) has his own rendition of what the National Anthem will be if Barack Obama is elected.

The Fruit of Islam Is Drawing Flies: Louis Farrakhan Refers To Obama As “The Messiah”

Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan in a recent sermon from his Pulpit of Hate, referred to Senator Barack Obama as “The Messiah”.

Farrakhan definately stated without a doubt, that when Obama talks “the Messiah is absolutely speaking.”

Speaking to a large crowd from behind his pulpit on Feb. 24 with a Nation of Islam Saviour’s Day 2008 sign, Farrakhan proclaims,

“You are the instruments that God is going to use to bring about universal change, and that is why Barack Obama has captured the youth. And he has involved young people in a political process that they didn’t care anything about. That’s a sign. When the Messiah speaks, the youth will hear, and the Messiah is absolutely speaking.”

“Brothers and sisters,” Farrakhan said, “Barack Obama to me, is a herald of the Messiah. Barack Obama is like the trumpet that alerts you something new, something better is on the way.”

Farrakhan goes on to say that the man Nation of Islam followers refer to as “the Savior,” Fard Muhammad, had a black father and a white mother, just as Obama did.

“A black man with a white mother became a savior to us,” he said. “A black man with a white mother could turn out to be one who can lift America from her fall.

“Would God allow Barack to be president of a country that has been so racist, so evil in its treatment of Hispanics, native Americans, blacks?” he asked. “Would God do something like that? Yeah. Of course he would. That’s to show you that the stone that the builders rejected has become the headstone of the corner. This is a sign to you. It’s the time of our rise. It’s the time that we should take our place. The future is all about you.”

I have extensive experience in dealing with the members of the Nation of Islam.  I was a Corrections Officer for the Michigan Dept. Of Corrections for over ten years and witnessed first hand the work of Farrakhan’s followers.  Drug Dealing, Prostitution, Extortion, and assaultive behavior.  Many members of the Prison Muslim Groups like the NOI, Mulanic Muslims, and the Moorish Americans had connections with violent Chicago street gangs such as The Black Gangster Disciple Nation, and the Vice Lords.

I have seen the brutality of physical attacks against staff and prisoners, for example two vicious attacks against our Prison Chaplain and several times I personally was targeted by members of the Nation of Islam for my activities of monitoring their services when I was the Chapel Officer on Friday evenings which the Officers use to refer to as “Hate Day”.

 

Calypso Louis Farrakhan

Calypso Louis Farrakhan

The Second Cumming: “I Will Follow Him. Obama As My Personal Jesus.”

Could the leftist liberals get any more loony then they already are?  They refer to George W. Bush as “Satan”, evict G-d from any aspect of our daily lives and then this….

From Right Wing News:

Obama is my homeboy. And I’m not saying that because he’s black – I’m saying that in reference to those Urban Outfitters t-shirts from a couple years ago that said, “Jesus is my homeboy.” Yes, I just said it. Obama is my Jesus. 

While you may be overtly religious and find this to be idol-worshipping, or may be overtly politically correct and just know that everything in that sentence could be found offensive, I’m afraid it’s true anyway.

…Then I began to realize I wasn’t the only one trying to buy a WWOD bracelet and spending my weekends scouring CNN.com. The rock star-type love for Obama wasn’t just because he was pretty and in the media. Others too, had seen him as a shining light, heard that mythical voice boom out over the mountaintops; people were wearing the t-shirt because they would rather wear something representing a politician than a pop star. People everywhere, young and old, were caring again. So what’s the problem here?

I’ve officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him, all the way to the White House, and I’ll be standing there in our nation’s capital in January 2009, when Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America. In the name of Obama, Amen.

The Obamessiah is in Grand Rapids, Michigan today.  A friend of mine is downtown for the event is on the lookout to see if Obama turns water into wine, walks on water, or feeds the hungry masses.  So far, he has told me that the downtown GR resembles Jonestown just before the mass suicide took place.  Can’t wait till November 5 when reality sets in for the Obamabots.

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

Obamapalooza Coming To West Michigan

Oforce One is coming to Grand Rapids, Michigan bringing the Messiah to save us all and usher in a new era of Hope & Change!  Couldn’t you just vomit?!?

I wish Ididn’t have to work today so I could witness this farce.  There is a local Libtard Radio Show host named Tyrone Bynum from 640 AM here in Grand Rapids who swears up and down that if Obama doesn’t win the election in November it is because of Racism and not the fact that Obama is simply an empty headed empty suit with no qualifications to be a Scout leader let alone President of the United States of America! 

I would be fun to watch these schmucks drinking the Purple Kool Aid from the fountain of Hope and Change.

Other Community Organizers

The Definition of “Community Organizer”: Community organizing is a process by which people living in proximity to each other, are brought together to act in their common self-interest. Community organizers act as area-wide coordinators of programs for different agencies in an attempt to meet community needs for various services.

Under that heading, I am reminded of other more notable and infamous community organizers that have attracted attention by writing books, telling people what they wanted to hear, and advocating “Change”.

  1. Adolf Hitler: Democratically elected ruler of Germany and author responsible for the deaths of 6 million Jews and millions of other ethnic Europeans who didn’t fit in Hitler’s vision of “Change” for Germany.  Commited suicide when he realized that his vision for “Change” was lost.
  2. John Gotti: Mafia Boss of the well known Organized Crime Gambino Family.  Extortion, drugs, murder, prostitution, tax evasion were well known activities of the advocate for “Change” among the Italian community.  Died of Cancer in Federal Prison.
  3. Yassar Arafat: The grandfather of modern terrorism who is responsible for the deaths of thousands of Jews.   Advocated “Change” through the use of Suicide Bombers. Much like fellow “Community Organizer” Barack Obama, much is unaccounted for money wise from his days as a “Community Organizer.  Died of Aids in a French Hospital.
  4. Saddam Hussein: Democratically elected deposed President of Iraq.  Another “Community Organizer” who fought for the destruction of Israel and the Jewish people.  Much like Barack Hussein Obama, Saddam liked to silence his opposition through intimidation.  Like Barack Obama, Saddam focused on attaining stability in a nation riddled with profound tensions.  Saddam, it should be noted was responsible for the deaths of over two million people.
  5. Osama bin Laden: You could say that the worlds most famous Islamic Terrorist is a “Community Organizer.  According to Democrat Senator Patty Murray D-WA, “Osama bin Laden has been “out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day care facilities, building health care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful.”  His terrorist network helped create the Taliban in Afghanistan and ruled through use of Intimidation and murder as a tool to retain power and obtain goals.

I am reminded of several other “Community Organizers” that are as notable such as the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who use Racism as a wealth building tool and intimidation to extort millions of dollars from Corporate America in the name of Racial equality.  Rev. Jim Jones who like Barack Obama was considered a “Messiah” of sorts by his followers who  over a thousand of his disciples ended up following him in a suicide ritual of Cyanide laced kool aid.

Also we should be reminded that Stalin, Castro, Stanley “Tookie” Williams, Al Capone, and Charles Manson under the definition would be considered “Community Organizers.

Hmmmm, makes one sit up and think, doesn’t it?

Ayers Looking At Ya!

Just in case you’ve been bullied by Obama’s thugs into not seeing this video that he absofreakinglutely doens’t want you to see, I’ve got it right here for ya.

Ayers Looking At Ya Barry!

Shalom Biatches!

The Annointed One, Barack Obama To Give His Sermon From The Mound From His Holy Temple Tonight

Martin Luther King Jr.: “I have a dream….”

Barack Hussein Obama: “I have a scheme….”

Pass the koolaid.  Can this schmuck be anymore full of himself?  He has had constructed a Temple in his honor and rumors have it that he will turn water into kool aid and drive the Capitolist Money Changers from his temple in order to form a more perfect Socialist Utopia financed by the hard earned tax dollars of the middle class so that the lower class can have a bigger peice of the pie without having to earn it like the rest of us did. Much like Obama himself.  Everything handed to him, nothing earned.

I cannot wait to see him assend from the heavens and bestow upon us beneath him his wisdom and prophesies.

I doubt very much we will hear how he will raise taxes to redistribute wealth, gut our military and capitulate to dictators and terrorists.  No mention of his friends who are criminals or terrorists either.

As usual, the Messiah, the Chosen One will present himself as the empty headed empty suit making empty promises to the kool aid drinking masses.

UPDATE:

Hold that thought, the Annointed One is about to ascend upon us…I have to go grab my Torah and my Gun to cling during this load of crap.

Michelle Malkin is reporting that The Obamessiah is already seeking Change….The CHANGE in your pocket to maintain his rise to Glory.

Best Obama Facts

All I can say is, “Fucking hilarious!”

From BestObamaFacts.Com

  1. Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
  2. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
  3. Obama can clap with one hand.
  4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
  5. Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.
  6. Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spiderman movies.
  7. Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race when she learned Obama’s true name.
  8. “Obama” is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word “Obama” so its power can be fully realized).
  9. When Obama squints dreamily into the distance, he can see next week’s lottery winning numbers. But he never plays because that would mean poverty of ambition.
  10. Obama can calculate your guilt just by looking at the numbers in your checkbook.
  11. A microphone into which Obama has spoken, heals asbestos-related disorders and colorectal cancer by direct application.
  12. Every time Obama talks about change, a baby diaper becomes clean and a homeless person’s cup fills up with nickels.
  13. Every time Obama talks about “hope,” coma patients regain consciousness and chant “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”
  14. Obama’s famous stare once converted 15 Islamic fundamentalists into secular progressives, all of whom are currently employed by Countrywide Home Loans.
  15. Obama is 50% typical White person.
  16. Obama’s real mother was young John Kerry who reproduces asexually when coming into contact with foreign Marxists.
  17. Obama often says “uh” in his speeches in order to irritate Bill O’Rilley who hangs onto his every word.
  18. Obama always overpays his taxes because he believes that the government will find a better use for his money than he ever could.
  19. When Obama rids the world of nuclear weapons, the red button in his office will control the thermostats in American homes.
  20. Obama brings change to the world every time he closes his eyes and imagines that Twin Towers never existed.
  21. After a hearty meal Obama has been known to send off a tiny ripple of hope. This tiny ripple of hope in Chicago can cause change throughout the world.
  22. When Obama relaxes at home with his family he switches to a British accent.
  23. Obama’s wife is a Klingon.
  24. Obama’s children are named Child 1 and Child 2 respectively.
  25. Our universe is held together by the force of Michelle Obama’s benevolent willpower, but her patience is running thin.
  26. Michelle Obama has saved humanity from destruction many times and is slightly annoyed that we haven’t returned the favor.
  27. Monica Lewinsky owns “I Barack for Obama” bumper sticker.
  28. Everything Obama touches begins to vote Democrat.
  29. More dead people voted for Obama than for any other Democrat candidate in the history of Chicago politics.
  30. The tingle that crawled up Chris Matthews’ leg has taken control of his brain and is reporting a full preparedness to take over the world.
  31. Obama can make things disappear just like David Copperfield can, but he hates taking things away from the community.
  32. US Mail Service published Obama’s resume on a new first class stamp.
  33. In the movies, Obama’s part is played by Robert Redford.
  34. Obama can inflate a hot air balloon in one blow. He does it for the children.
  35. Obama used to spell his name as Ubama but changed it to avoid confusion with Usama bin Laden.
  36. When Obama fixes his gaze on the clouds, he is reading his next great line from the big teleprompter in the sky, which is unseen to ordinary humans.
  37. One time the Republicans paid a voodoo priest to reprogram the teleprompter, and then Obama delivered the speech by Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick instead of his own. But courageous journalist Bob Woodward uncovered the plot, forcing the Republicans to resign. As a result, Obama became even more popular with the downtrodden who didn’t know that it was Gov. Patrick’s speech.
  38. Obama wrote “Stairway to Heaven” and many other songs popular among the downtrodden.
  39. Obama’s love for the downtrodden heats up the planet’s atmosphere by 5.8 degrees Fahrenheit, while his loathing of George W. Bush cools it down by the same amount. That’s why the scientists have been unable to detect any significant variations in average global temperatures.
  40. The main point of Al Gore’s book “Earth in the Balance” is that a disastrous climate change can be averted if we all help keep Obama emotionally balanced.
  41. Obama visited Benjamin Franklin in a dream and told him how to live his life serving the community, but all that Franklin could remember was, how to fly a kite.
  42. Scientists discovered that a constant repetition of the words “hope” and “change” increases the size of penis in male patients by up to three inches.
  43. Any sentence containing the name “Obama” and ending in a question mark has been determined to be racist.  The only exceptions are rhetorical sentences such as “Is there any way that Obama could be more perfect?”
  44. Obama smokes so you don’t have to.
  45. Obama’s cigarettes have been registered at the EPA as a renewable power source contributing 5,000 Megawatts of electricity to the national power grid every time he takes a draw.
  46. The “smoke” that comes out of Obama’s mouth contains rare gases that help replenish the ozone layer and neutralize the industrial pollution.
  47. Obama once downed a Fox News satellite simply by clicking on a universal TV remote in his living room. Obama then reprogrammed the remaining satellites to broadcast reruns of Keith Olbermann’s show, thus expanding the consciousness of the average American TV viewer and raising awareness by 19%.
  48. When Obama speaks about universal healthcare, the risk of cardiovascular diseases decreases by 58 percent, and the risk of cancer decreases by 60 percent.
  49. Obama knows that his healthcare plan is going to work because he personally tested it in a leper colony, where he healed everyone by shaking hands and kissing babies.
  50. In Portland, Oregon, Obama fed a multitude of 75 thousand with five government subsidy forms and two rolls of red tape.
  51. An unkind word about Obama’s family serves as a passkey to the hottest rings of Hell.
  52. When Obama smiles, somewhere in America a door opens to an abortion clinic.
  53. When Obama claps his hands, a child is born in a Third World country.
  54. When Obama stomps his foot, a sweatshop closes in Asia, with thousands of children in the streets demanding that the United States send them financial aid, food, and medicine.
  55. Deep down, everyone’s an Obama.

Obama’s Message To America

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

The Liberal Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama

My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after eight years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy’s for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamor behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. And Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I’m not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking. It’s time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember, don’t think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr

Your Lord & Savior