Michelle Obama: “Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Happy To See Me?”

No we can truly see that Michelle Obama is the one sporting the Balls in the Obama family and displays her package openly for all to see that she is more of a man then her wife, Barack Hussein Obama.

See for yourself….

Dude In Drag Compare to this……

Package Man

And there is even more proof of the FLOTUS’ man like package…

Michell Obama With Dick

and the zoomed in view…..

Michelle Obama's Dick

And for the final proof that Michelle Obama is really a man, there is this Close Circuit footage of her in public bathroom from 2002….

Michelle Obama Pees Standing Up

BUSTED!

The Michelle Obama Action-less Figure

Remember the movie I Robot…..Cumming to a Town Hall Meeting near you to take away quality health care from you and your family….Michelle Obama, the actionless figure for emasculated liberal weenies everywhere….

Chewbacka Action Figure

From the State Operated Chicago Tribune:

Coming soon: a 6-inch plastic doll of Michelle Obama for $12.99, being billed as an "action figure."
Sculptor Jason Feinberg of Brooklyn, N.Y., who’s behind the dolls, admits the term "action figure" is used loosely. The first lady, after all, is featured in nothing more lethal than her trademark sleeveless dresses (and enviable biceps).
Buyers may choose from among the purple dress she had on when the Obamas shared their campaign "fist bump," the red-and-black number from election night in Grant Park, or the black-and-white floral frock she favored for her appearance on "The View."

Wanna Scare The Crap Out Of Your Kids This Halloween?

We don’t celebrate Halloween in our house, but if you really wanna scare the crap out of your kids this year, I know this one lit up would leave a pile in my drawers.

From Michelle Malkin:

Jack o lantern Michelle Obama.

 

Boo mutha f*&#r

Boo mutha f*&#r

Now that’s a bad mutha…….I know, “shut my mouf”.  I think we should from here out, refer to Michelle Obama as “Punkin Head”.

She looks alive, doesn’t she?  I wouldn’t want her husband the “Brainless Horseman” to throw that at me on a bridge in the dark!

Under an Obama presidency, kids won’t have to wait till Halloween to go out begging for candy anymore.  The Gubment will provide anything and everything thanks to the redistribution of wealth.  Take from those who work, and give to those who don’t want to work.  

I may just dress up for Halloween this year…..Trick or treat this biotches…….

 

Trick or Treat this....

Trick or Treat this....

Ho No: Obama’s Booty Call

Did Barack Obama have an affair?  I guess I couldn’t blame him.  Look at that Ice Queen he’s married to. 

Mind you, this all just rumor at this point.

The reports are that Obama became involved with Vera Baker, an aide for his campaign.  Michelle having found out about it became Bitter and Angry and soon after Vera was shipped off to the Caribbean. 

From Say Anything Blog:

 

 

Obama's Booty Call

Vera Baker

Barack Obama is the target of a shadowy smear campaign designed to derail his bid for the US Presidency by falsely claiming he had a close friendship with an attractive African-American female employee. 

The whispers focus on a young woman who in 2004 was hired to work on his team for his bid to become a senator.

The woman was purportedly sidelined from her duties after Senator Obama’s wife, Michelle, became convinced that he had developed a personal friendship with her.

The allegations were initially circulated in August, just two weeks before the convention at which Obama finally beat his opponent for the Democratic Party nomination, Hillary Clinton.

The woman, now 33, vigorously denies the vicious and unsubstantiated gossip.

And some Washington insiders suggested that she was the victim of an 11th-hour attempt to smear Obama by die-hard Hillary supporters.

But now the rumours have resurfaced, suggesting that they may be coming from elements in the Republican Party.

According to sources interviewed by The Mail on Sunday, the respected Los Angeles Times, the tabloid National Enquirer and the huge ABC television network have been provided with the woman’s name. . . .

In the most commonly-purveyed version of the rumour, she was ‘exiled’ to a Caribbean island because Michelle Obama objected to her job on the 2004 campaign.

A lawyer representing the woman said: ‘Although her duties on the [2004] campaign changed over time, there was never any hint that Mrs Obama had any concerns about her relationship with the Senator or played any role in recommending a change in her duties.’

I’m not saying it’s true or not, but unlike the MSM Obamedia, I refuse to give the Obamessiah a free pass on anything.  Personally, I’d rather see him screwing some ho then screwing America as a whole (hole).

 

Booty Call

Booty Call

Barack Obama’s Bitter Half Michelle Was A Difficult To Manage Employee

Why do I not find it hard to believe that Michelle Obama was a difficult to manage employee that made sure she got what she had coming to her and was not afraid to whine about it.

From Michelle Makin:

“But Michelle could also frustrate her supervisors. Quincy White, the partner who helped recruit Michelle and who headed the marketing group, remembers finding her a challenge to manage. White, who is now retired from the firm, says he gave her the most interesting work he could find, in part because he wanted to see her advance, but also because she seemed perennially dissatisfied.

She was, White recalls, “quite possibly the most ambitious associate that I’ve ever seen.” She wanted significant responsibility right away and was not afraid to object if she wasn’t getting what she felt she deserved, he says.

Michelle Obama felt she was above the normal bump and grind that other young associates had to endure and she felt entitled to more.

From the Sun Times:

Too monotonous for Michelle, who, White says, complained that the work he gave her was unsatisfactory. He says he gave her the Coors beer ads, which he considered one of the more glamorous assignments they had. Even then, he says, “she at one point went over my head and complained [to human resources] that I wasn’t giving her enough interesting stuff, and the person came down to my office and said, ‘Basically she’s complaining that she’s being treated like she’s a second-year associate,’ and we agreed that she was a second-year associate. I had eight or nine other associates, and I couldn’t start treating one of them a lot better.”

White says he talked to Michelle about her expectations, but the problem could not be resolved because the work was what it was. He is not sure any work he had would have satisfied her. “I couldn’t give her something that would meet her sense of ambition to change the world.”

“Not many people went over my head,” says White. It was an unusual move for a young associate to make, and he believes it was consistent with her personality. She “wanted something that pushed her harder {lcub}hellip{rcub} Waiting five to seven years to make partner was a good career move for me but not for [her]. There are too many other opportunities out there {lcub}hellip{rcub} that mature faster than that.”

We already know what card is going to be pulled on this story……

Virus Alert!

If you get an e-mail with “Nude Photos of Sarah Palin” in the subject
line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.

If you get an e-mail with “Nude Photos of Michelle Obama,” do not open
it. It might contain nude photos of Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama Suicide Watch

This is hilarious!

THE GLOOM AND ANGER VOICED BY THE ASPIRING FIRST LADY AS SHE SURVEYS THE ROTTING, MISERABLE HELL THAT IS AMERICA HAVE REACHED ALARMING DEPTHS…

Michelle’s Inferno

The first circle of Hell: suffocating fear
“People are afraid. It’s like fear creates this veil of impossibility, and it is hanging over all of our heads.”

The second circle of Hell: fear plus isolation
“And the problem with fear is that it cuts us off. Fear is the worst enemy. It cuts us off from one another and our own families, and our communities, and it has certainly cut us off from the rest of the world. We don’t know our neighbors. We don’t talk. We believe that our pain is our own – we don’t realize that the struggles and challenges of all of us are the same. We are too isolated.”

The third circle of Hell: spiraling downward
“When you don’t have much, when you know how precious life is, even in the worst state, you are afraid to give up what you have for fear that something different will be worse. But the truth of the matter is things have gotten worse.”

The fourth circle of Hell: fruitless struggle
“And folks are struggling like never before, working harder than ever, believing that their hard work will lead to some reward, some payoff. But what they find is that they get there and the bar has changed, things are different, wasn’t enough. So you have to work even harder.”