Freedom….I haz it! Fuck Obama and his koolaid slurping horde of fucknuts! Put this in your crack pipe and smoke bitches!
H/T Weasel Zippers!
Freedom….I haz it! Fuck Obama and his koolaid slurping horde of fucknuts! Put this in your crack pipe and smoke bitches!
H/T Weasel Zippers!
We all know that Michelle Obama is on a Crusade against Obesity. The West Michigan Whitecaps in Grand Rapids, Michigan are fighting back with their new menu for this upcoming season. Fans are voting on the new items to be placed on the menu.
1. Chicken and Waffles – Why did the chicken cross the road? To lie down on a bed of waffles, get smothered in gravy and get eaten by you, of course!
2. Chili Mac Tacos – Think comfort food that took a trip to Mexico. Creamy mac and cheese is smothered in chili then loaded into a hard taco shell to create a taste experience that won’t soon be forgotten.
3. Chocolate Covered Bacon – This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy dunked itself in chocolate to become a delicious treat for Whitecaps fans!
4. Corn Dog o’ Plenty – If the Idaho Christmas Tree isn’t enough corn dog for you, then try the Corn Dog o’ Plenty. A full half-pound, footlong frank that is battered and deep fried to make one gigantic corn dog.
5. Cudighi Yooper Sandwich – If you don’t know what this one is then you haven’t been to the Upper Peninsula. Cudighi is a spicy sausage found throughout the U.P. A sausage patty, smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions could grace the concession stands of Fifth Third Ballpark.
6. Declaration of Indigestion – When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness.
7. Idaho Christmas Tree – Why waste your time eating all of your favorite items separately? This is a batter-dipped hot dog rolled in french fries and deep fried to create the perfect limbed link on stick.
8. Poutine – A real treat from North of the border. The French Canadians have done it again, and this time with gravy. Fries, fried cheese curds and gravy make up this delectable side dish. Tres bien!
9. The Pink Panther – Not sure if this is named after the famous detective or the insulation, but either way it’s delicious. Take a hot dog bun, slather it in icing and fill it with pink cotton candy. Maybe drizzle some root beer syrup over the top for good measure. It’s the dessert dog you’ll have to try this summer!
10. Twinkie Cheese Dog – This dog can survive any disaster and it might cause a few of its own. Simple – a hot dog laid in a Twinkie, covered in cheese. Yum.
H/T Doug Ross
Deposed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is back in Detroit today facing a hearing about his current status and wanting to continue his luxorious lifestyle in the very conservative state of Texas.
From The Washington Post:
DETROIT — A motion to postpone Kwame Kilpatrick’s arraignment for a probation violation refers to the former Detroit mayor as a “darker version” of ex-President Bill Clinton and claims his legal troubles continue to hold the city back.
The document, filed late Tuesday with the Michigan Court of Appeals by defense attorney Daniel Hajji, asks the court to grant a stay of the arraignment set for Friday in a lower court, which could land Kilpatrick back in jail.
And while Detroit deteriorates to the conditions of a third world country, Kilpatrick and his lawyers demand that he be allowed to continue to ignore his financial responsibility to the City of Detroit and to live his lavish lifestyle he has become quite fond of.
From WZZM13 News:
Kilpatrick’s attorney, Daniel Hajji, made the claim in an impassioned 14-page motion filed with the state Court of Appeals late Tuesday in an effort to postpone the ex-Detroit mayor’s Friday probation-violation hearing in circuit court — one that could eventually land him behind bars.
Wayne County Circuit Judge David Groner will arraign Kilpatrick for failing to pay $79,011 toward the $1 million he owes in restitution by last Friday’s deadline. Kilpatrick and his lawyers say he doesn’t have the money, despite his plush lifestyle in a tony Dallas suburb and $120,000-a-year sales job for Covisint, a Compuware subsidiary.
“The clientele he must establish a rapport with are likely to be the privileged and the affluent,” Hajji said in the motion. “Burgers and beer at the local bar is not going to be sufficient.”
Maria Miller, spokeswoman for Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy, said: “We intend to file a response tomorrow with the Court of Appeals.”
Kwame Kilpatrick is living large because, his lawyer says, he has to.
Even the Communist News Network is seeing the writing on the wall at this point. 13 months after taking office, Americans have had enough with Obama’s brand of “Hope(less) & Change(less).
52 percent of Americans said President Barack Obama doesn’t deserve reelection in 2012, according to a new poll.
44 percent of all Americans said they would vote to reelect the president in two and a half years, less than the slight majority who said they would prefer to elect someone else.
Obama faces a 44-52 deficit among both all Americans and registered voters, according to a CNN/Opinion Research poll released Tuesday. Four percent had no opinion.
There are those of us who saw this coming from a mile a way. Obama has noone but himself and his Marxist thinking to blame. He tried to force a ultra liberal agenda down our throats and now he will face the wrath of the voters come 2012! Personally, I say FUCK HIM!
Need even more proof that Al Gore is so full of shit even his eyes are brown?
Following a cold snap in the Northeast, Lake Erie’s surface is virtually frozen over for the first time in about 14 years.
The ice ranges in thickness between paper thin along the northern shore and several inches along the southern shore, where many people are ice skating.
GoErie.com reports that the lake hasn’t completely frozen since the winter of 1995-1996.
Although the ice cover is considered complete, prevailing winds have created some cracks in the ice.
There are also reportedly ice chunks floating off the coast of Dunkirk, N.Y., which is one of the deepest parts of the lake and would naturally be one of the last places to freeze.
Lake Erie, with an average depth of 62 feet, is the most shallow of the five Great Lakes, which is why it is the only one that completely freezes over.
Since lake-effect snow depends on warmer lake temperatures compared to the air, the frozen lake will deter large amounts of snowfall to the lee of the lake.
The current cold snap will keep the lake mostly, if not completely, frozen for at least the rest of the month.
Men, let this be a lesson…If your going to take home some skank you met at the bar for a night of schtupping and other assorted adult pleasures…Make damn sure you kick the bitch out before leaving for work!
February 15, 2010, 11:02PM
FLINT, Michigan — A woman is suspected of damaging a Flint man’s house and taking jewelry and $500 after the man left for a few hours Friday, according to police reports.
The victim told police he spent the night with the woman at his house on the 1000 block of E. Ridgeway Avenue.
He left the house at 10 a.m. on Friday and returned at noon to find a hole in his bedroom wall, his flat screen television taken off the wall and his glass table damaged. A pair of diamond earrings and $500 were also taken, he told police.
The woman was there when he left, but gone when he returned, according to police reports.
He got what he wanted, and obviously she got what she wanted….It’s a win-win situation all round!
A friend of mine I worked in Prison with always joked about SWOP…Sex Without Partners…Think about it. Confucious had it right when he said, ” man who masturbate, only screwing himself”.
I first posted this 11/19/2007 but given the recent events of Muslims wanting to splode themselves on Passenger Planes, I feel we need to revisit these simple easy to follow rules.
The Following is a Public Service Announcement!!!
Because of all the fuss being made about the upcoming holiday travel season, I thought it would be a good idea to revive and revisit a post I did last year after the whole “Flying Imam” Scandal. I believe my experience with the Airport Dog and Pony show known as the TSA makes me sort of an expert on the subject.
Thanks to the fact that over 100 million Muslims who would like to see the destruction of Western Civilization, Jews, and the Jewish State of Israel, a long forgotten form of intelligence has gone the way of the dinasours. Common Sense!
It’s not the fault of civilized Americans, Christians, and Jews that people of Middle Eastern decent are looked upon with suspicion when they are traversing through Airports in both America and abroad. 19 Islamic men who were shouting “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!” as they flew 4 planes into buildings killing thousands of innocent people are at fault for the sentiments and suspicions shared by millions of freedom loving Americans, Europeans, Asians, and even fellow Arabs.
I am completely guilty of feeling suspicious of every Muslim and Middle Eastern person I come across. I was recently at a Interfaith Service and never once did I take my eyes off the Islamic Representatives that were at the service.
Now, let’s glance back to last year and the Flying Imams:
Most recently as we all know, 6 men. Six Islamic Men. Six Islamic Men who are Clerics were removed from a plane for being muslim, but, they were purposely mimicking behaviors and actions that the 19 Islamic Terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001 when they CHOSE declare war upon Americans by using 4 commercial passenger jets as guided missiles.
I have developed a “How To” guide to assist true “Peace Loving” Muslims when traveling during the upcoming Holiday Season.
1. It’s completely ok to pray when flying or in an airport. I have done it every time I fly. If you chose to pray out loud, even loud enough to call attention to yourself and your group then that’s on you.
2. The Phrase, “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar” in this country is the “BONZAI” call of the 21st century and is the same as pulling a gun out as far as I’m concerned. Islamic Terrorists have used this phrase before exploding suicide bomb vests strapped to themselves. Islamic Terrorists have used it before beheading Jews and Christians in Afghanistan, Iraq, and even the Philippines. Don’t Say It! Don’t Use It! It’s a call to war and if you are treated like a red headed stepchild for saying it, then you deserved it!
3. When you get on the plane. Sit Your A$$ the F#*k Down and Stay In Your Seat! If your Islamic or Muslim or Middle Eastern, Don’t be switching seats and moving all over the place. Find a seat and sit the f*#k down! You will raise suspicion and you risk getting your a$$es kicked by freedom loving people who don’t desire to blow up, crash or meet some cartoon like Prophet and 72 virgins.
4. If you have a one way ticket and security wants to check your stuff…Live with it! The rest of us have to and so should you.
5. If you don’t need the seat belt extender, then don’t request it! In the wrong hands, it can be used as a weapon. If you wear a size 6 burkka then don’t ask for the seatbelt extender. It raises eyebrows and makes normal freedom loving people think to themselves….”WTF?!?!?”
Remember My Muslim Friends and enemies. It was your silence and your joy at the 9/11 attacks that have brought this upon you. And Let’s not forget your fellow Kool Aid drinkers Osama bin Laden, Ahmadinejad, Zarquawi, and millions of other Islamic Fundamentalists who want to destroy America, Israel, and Civilized Europe. We the people are watching you even if our government has decided to give you a free pass out of their own stupidity and lack of self preservation.
The Management and Supervisors of the Transportation Security Administration and the Dept Of Homeland Security are only interested in the preservation of their high paying jobs and have absofreakinglutely not interest in securing the homeland. The only homeland they are keeping secured is with their heads up their own and each others asses protecting themselves and their fat paychecks.
If for any reason you decide to ignore this advice, then you do so at your own risk of having your a$$ royally kicked in by average everyday citizens who have no desire to crash or be blown up in your silly desire to meet the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad and meet your so called 72 virgins…Besides, Virgins are highly over rated and usually require lots of attention and are quite ignorant in the bedroom.
Unfortunately the Islamic Terrorists have friends within our own government who wish to assist them with their agenda of Murder, Destruction and World Domination. Pelosi, Dingle, Conyers, Ellison, and even President Bush are ignoring what REALLY is happening and have forced innocent citizens into having to make decisions that could possibly save thousands of lives. If any Muslims have a problem with this, then you need to talk to your stupid friends who started all this!
I hope you find this all useful in your travels during OUR Holiday season. You and your friends at the American Criminal Liberties Union and CAIR have not yet eliminated our traditional holidays and the joy they bring.
If anyone else has some suggestions for this helpful guide, please feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org I will be happy to add to this guide any helpful suggestions to help our Islamic and Muslim Friends have a more comfortable traveling experience!
The President decided that it would cut into his busy vacation time of golfing, basketball and eating to comment on the attempted Islamic Terrorist attack in Detroit Michigan on Christmas day.
Christmas Day, 12/25/09 1832 hrs EST: “Mr. President, any comments about the terrorist attack on Christmas day?”
Saturday 12/26/2009 11:20am “Mr. President, how bout now…any comments on the attempt to bomb an United States commercial Jet bound for Detroit, Michigan?”
Sunday 12/27/2009 12:15 pm: “Uh, Mr President. It’s been two days since the attempted bombing of a NorthWest Flight from Europe to Detroit Michigan, any thoughts?”
Sunday 12/27/2009 10:30 pm: “Mr President, the nation is looking for leadership from you and your thoughts on the attempted terrorist attack on Christmas Day, could you please say a few words to comfort a worried nation?”
Monday 12/28/2009 President Obama took time out of his vacation 3 days after a Islamic terrorist tried to blow up a Northwest plane over Detroit, Michigan…..
President Obama declared Monday that his administration “will not rest” until it tracks down everyone involved in the attempted bombing of a Detroit-bound flight on Christmas, and pledged to do “everything in our power” to ensure security in the thick of the holiday travel season.
In his first public remarks on the incident, the president said Americans should be “confident,” but also stay “vigilant.”
Obama, who is on vacation in Hawaii, called the Detroit incident a “serious reminder” of the threat posed by terrorism abroad.
Is it fucking 2012 yet?
I saw this waste of sperm on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace. I was losing my mind as I watched the governor of Michigan with the worst state economy in the entire nation arguing with the governor of one of the most economicaly stable state governments in the country.
The people in Detroit sound off on receiving money from Obama’s Stash courtesy of Rush Limbaugh.
Who says it’s hard for a brotha to get a job after gettin outta da joint?
Former Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick landed himself a cushy job in the home state of Former President George W. Bush with Michigan based Compuware.
From WZZM TV:
DETROIT (Detroit Free Press) – Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is expected to be named to a new job in Texas with Covisint, an affiliate of Detroit-based Compuware Corp., a person familiar with the arrangement told the Free Press on Wednesday night.
Compuware Chairman Peter Karmanos was preparing to announce the hiring today, the person said, speaking on the condition of anonymity.
Kilpatrick’s duties were not defined, but would not include contact with Detroit or Michigan-based customers. Covisint develops systems for large computer networks to communicate with one another.
Oakland County Executive L. Brooks Patterson said Karmanos told him in October that he was going to offer Kilpatrick a job.
“I haven’t heard any details about what the job is,” Patterson said Wednesday night. “But I walked away from the conversation admiring Peter’s loyalty. It wasn’t my place to question his decision.”
Democrat and big supporter of the Moonbat Messiah, Kilpatrick just returned to the city he screwed after being released from jail a week ago and flying to Dallas for a job interview in a private jet that his mother leased after spending 99 days in jail for perjury and other charges.
I believe they just announced that they are laying off 250 people. I guess that is the only way they were going to be able to afford a crook like Kwame.
Having been a member of a couple of unions in my lifetime, I can speak from experience that in today’s world, they are more useless then tits on a boar hog and I’ve often believed that their greed would destroy American Manufacturing someday.
Michelle Malkin received an email this morning from someone who has worked in the auto industry and points out the difference between the big 3 and the more efficient “Foreign” auto makers. I’ve posted a teaser and you can click on the link to read the rest. If you think your a huge fan of unions, you might want to read this.
From Michelle Malkin:
Dear Michelle, Thank you for taking the time to read my comments. I worked in the Automotive Industry for most of my career as a supplier to GM, Ford, Chrysler, Honda of America, Toyota, Nissan, and BMW.
You were exactly right with your comments on Fox & Friends this morning. The UAW has handcuffed GM, Ford, and Chrysler with unreasonable and unrealistic burdens. Their balance sheets will never improve until they shed this weight.
There is another aspect affecting their business and is not being talked about in the media very much.
Having dealt directly with all current domestic automobile manufacturers, there is a distinct difference in how the Big 3 do business with their suppliers as compared to Honda, Toyota, and other foreign automotive assemblers. Toyota, Honda, and Nissan in particular want to make sure they are entering a partnership that insures financial success to all parties.
GM’s business practices generally lead to no profit, tremendous oversight by their internal supplier quality watchdogs, who demand unrealistic expectations, and extremely slow payment in the reimbursement of tooling costs to start new programs. It is not unusual to see reimbursement for tooling costs years after the program has started.
Their business practices are not a tax payer problem, but a terrible management problem. It was a noble idea for the Federal Government to lend them $25 billion to help. It is now known 4 X’s that amount will not cure the root cause of the problem., but only buy them 4 X’s the amount of time.
I do believe that unions served a purpose in their beginning when manufacturing in America was increasing and abuse and expoitation of workers was widespread, but times have changed, but the unions have not. They have become nothing more then Greedy political arms that do nothing to represent the workers but simply that of their own. I believe Unions have outlived their purpose and that they need to go the way of the Carrier Pigeon and become extinct before American Manufacturing and the American Manufacturing worker do!
My own rendition of Comedian Paul Gilmartins Poem, Sister Joan
Look, it’s the Three Stooges of Economics. This shit is like a bad comedy & more closely resembles Larry, Moe & Curley trying to add 2+2 and coming up with 1.
What do you get when you add 1 incompetent Governor from Michigan + 1 Senator with a shotgun mouth and a bb gun ass + 1 Empty Headed Empty Suit with a Messiah Complex? It equals total disaster and will prove to be a EPIC FAILURE!
Thank you, thank you….I’m here for the next four years. Try the veal!
This is the “Change” you voted for America! You better hang on to whatever “Change” you have left in your pocket.
Dear Leader Elect Barack Hussein Obama is already showing how incompetent he is where the economy is concerned by two of the selections he’s made this far. I can only imagine in my worst nightmares where all of this is going to lead us.
First off, he has selected Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm as one of his economic advisors during the transition period. Who the f*ck helped him make this decision and were they smoking crack when they decided this?!?
For 7 yrs, while the rest of the nation enjoyed a growing economy, Granholm saw fit to see that Michigan would not thrive during the boom. Tax increases, increased government spending, and a tax and regulatory system that has sent business scurrying for the border. While Granholm has had her head stuck up her ass, Michigan was on the outside looking in and wondering what we did to deserve this.
And despite her incompetence and inept business sense, the great welfare land of Detroit, Michigan, home to the most Corrupt local government since Coleman Young, decided for the rest of the state that we should keep Granholm.
Does Obama think that all of a sudden Jennifer Granholm is going to become some sort of economic genius after all this time of showing the great people of Michigan what a financial boob she is? Granholm has already Bankrupted Michigan, now she wants to take her dog and pony show on the road and Bankrupt the rest of the country!
As if economic dunce Jennifer Granholm is not enough, the Obamessiah selects Rahm Emanuel as his Chief Thief of Staff, who served on the board of directors of the federal mortgage firm Freddie Mac at a time when scandal was brewing at the troubled agency that eventually led to the Phist Phucking of the tax payers to the tune of $700 Billion.
Emanuel was named to the Freddie Mac board by President Bill Clinton in 2000 and resigned his position when he ran for Congress in May, 2001.
So there you have it folks! An incompetent boob of a governor and a crook leading the charge for the Obama transition into power. Be careful what you wish for America. You’re about to get screwed without so much as the benefit of a courtesy reach around!
At least something to laugh about……..
I was at the polls this morning at 6:30 AM EST, the lines were already forming. I must say, this was the most people I’ve seen this early to vote since I cast my first ballot in 1984 when I was 19 yrs old and I broke family tradition and instead of towing the UNION line, I voted for the greatest President in American history…Ronald Reagan!
From what I can see here in West Michigan, it’s going to be a busy day for election voters.
I would like to wish John McCain and Sarah Palin good luck. You’re both in my prayers today as this country decides what direction it’s going to take.
I will try to throw in some election updates throughout the day if I can break away from work! I did it, now the rest of you get off your asses and VOTE!
I admit it. I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. I feel comfortable in knowing I did my part in this process. Was it enough? Only time will tell. I have prayed hard that not only will John McCain and Sarah Palin be victorious on November 4, 2008, but that America delivers a death blow to the Liberal Democrats and sends a message to them that they can keep their “Change” because we want to keep ours and decide for ourselves how to spend our own hard earned money rather then Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi redistributing our wealth to those who did nothing to earn it.
I’m leaving at 6:30 am for our polls which open at 7 am. My vote for McCain/Palin will be a thunderous “Fuck You” to the Democrats and by casting my vote, will be a giant middle finger to all Liberals!
Time to go to bed and pray some more. Good night, and good luck America!