Obama: Prepare Yourself For The Schtuppin You Are About To Receive!

I will remember fondly for years the ass whooping American Citizens are going to deliver upon the Anti American Liberal Progressive (whatever the fuck else they’re calling themselves these days) come November of this year.

Michelle Obama Eat This!

We all know that Michelle Obama is on a Crusade against Obesity.  The West Michigan Whitecaps in Grand Rapids, Michigan are fighting back with their new menu for this upcoming season.  Fans are voting on the new items to be placed on the menu.

From MLive:

1. Chicken and Waffles – Why did the chicken cross the road? To lie down on a bed of waffles, get smothered in gravy and get eaten by you, of course!

2. Chili Mac Tacos – Think comfort food that took a trip to Mexico. Creamy mac and cheese is smothered in chili then loaded into a hard taco shell to create a taste experience that won’t soon be forgotten.

3. Chocolate Covered Bacon – This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy dunked itself in chocolate to become a delicious treat for Whitecaps fans!

4. Corn Dog o’ Plenty – If the Idaho Christmas Tree isn’t enough corn dog for you, then try the Corn Dog o’ Plenty. A full half-pound, footlong frank that is battered and deep fried to make one gigantic corn dog.

5. Cudighi Yooper Sandwich – If you don’t know what this one is then you haven’t been to the Upper Peninsula. Cudighi is a spicy sausage found throughout the U.P. A sausage patty, smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions could grace the concession stands of Fifth Third Ballpark.

6. Declaration of Indigestion – When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness.

7. Idaho Christmas Tree – Why waste your time eating all of your favorite items separately? This is a batter-dipped hot dog rolled in french fries and deep fried to create the perfect limbed link on stick.

8. Poutine – A real treat from North of the border. The French Canadians have done it again, and this time with gravy. Fries, fried cheese curds and gravy make up this delectable side dish. Tres bien!

9. The Pink Panther – Not sure if this is named after the famous detective or the insulation, but either way it’s delicious. Take a hot dog bun, slather it in icing and fill it with pink cotton candy. Maybe drizzle some root beer syrup over the top for good measure. It’s the dessert dog you’ll have to try this summer!

10. Twinkie Cheese Dog – This dog can survive any disaster and it might cause a few of its own. Simple – a hot dog laid in a Twinkie, covered in cheese. Yum.

H/T Doug Ross

Kwame Kilpatrick Living Large Like An Obama

Two Peas In A Pod

Deposed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is back in Detroit today facing a hearing about his current status and wanting to continue his luxorious lifestyle in the very conservative state of Texas.

From The Washington Post:

DETROIT — A motion to postpone Kwame Kilpatrick’s arraignment for a probation violation refers to the former Detroit mayor as a “darker version” of ex-President Bill Clinton and claims his legal troubles continue to hold the city back.

The document, filed late Tuesday with the Michigan Court of Appeals by defense attorney Daniel Hajji, asks the court to grant a stay of the arraignment set for Friday in a lower court, which could land Kilpatrick back in jail.

And while Detroit deteriorates to the conditions of a third world country, Kilpatrick and his lawyers demand that he be allowed to continue to ignore his financial responsibility to the City of Detroit and to live his lavish lifestyle he has become quite fond of.

From WZZM13 News:

Kilpatrick’s attorney, Daniel Hajji, made the claim in an impassioned 14-page motion filed with the state Court of Appeals late Tuesday in an effort to postpone the ex-Detroit mayor’s Friday probation-violation hearing in circuit court — one that could eventually land him behind bars.

Wayne County Circuit Judge David Groner will arraign Kilpatrick for failing to pay $79,011 toward the $1 million he owes in restitution by last Friday’s deadline. Kilpatrick and his lawyers say he doesn’t have the money, despite his plush lifestyle in a tony Dallas suburb and $120,000-a-year sales job for Covisint, a Compuware subsidiary.

“The clientele he must establish a rapport with are likely to be the privileged and the affluent,” Hajji said in the motion. “Burgers and beer at the local bar is not going to be sufficient.”

Maria Miller, spokeswoman for Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy, said: “We intend to file a response tomorrow with the Court of Appeals.”

Kwame Kilpatrick is living large because, his lawyer says, he has to.

 

Epic Fail: 52% Say Obama Doesn’t Deserve Reelection

Even the Communist News Network is seeing the writing on the wall at this point.  13 months after taking office, Americans have had enough with Obama’s brand of  “Hope(less) & Change(less). 

Some of us saw this start on 01/20/2009

From CNN:

52 percent of Americans said President Barack Obama doesn’t deserve reelection in 2012, according to a new poll.

44 percent of all Americans said they would vote to reelect the president in two and a half years, less than the slight majority who said they would prefer to elect someone else.

Obama faces a 44-52 deficit among both all Americans and registered voters, according to a CNN/Opinion Research poll released Tuesday. Four percent had no opinion.

There are those of us who saw this coming from a mile a way.  Obama has noone but himself and his Marxist thinking to blame.  He tried to force a ultra liberal agenda down our throats and now he will face the wrath of the voters come 2012!  Personally, I say FUCK HIM!

Global Warming Alert: Lake Erie Frozen Over First Time In 14 Years

Need even more proof that Al Gore is so full of shit even his eyes are brown?

From Accuweather.Com

Following a cold snap in the Northeast, Lake Erie’s surface is virtually frozen over for the first time in about 14 years.

The ice ranges in thickness between paper thin along the northern shore and several inches along the southern shore, where many people are ice skating.

GoErie.com reports that the lake hasn’t completely frozen since the winter of 1995-1996.

Although the ice cover is considered complete, prevailing winds have created some cracks in the ice.

There are also reportedly ice chunks floating off the coast of Dunkirk, N.Y., which is one of the deepest parts of the lake and would naturally be one of the last places to freeze.

Lake Erie, with an average depth of 62 feet, is the most shallow of the five Great Lakes, which is why it is the only one that completely freezes over.

Since lake-effect snow depends on warmer lake temperatures compared to the air, the frozen lake will deter large amounts of snowfall to the lee of the lake.

The current cold snap will keep the lake mostly, if not completely, frozen for at least the rest of the month.

The Screwing You Get For The Screwing You Got

Men, let this be a lesson…If your going to take home some skank you met at the bar for a night of schtupping and other assorted adult pleasures…Make damn sure you kick the bitch out before leaving for work!

From MLive:

By Laura Misjak | The Flint Journal

February 15, 2010, 11:02PM

FLINT, Michigan — A woman is suspected of damaging a Flint man’s house and taking jewelry and $500 after the man left for a few hours Friday, according to police reports.

The victim told police he spent the night with the woman at his house on the 1000 block of E. Ridgeway Avenue.

He left the house at 10 a.m. on Friday and returned at noon to find a hole in his bedroom wall, his flat screen television taken off the wall and his glass table damaged. A pair of diamond earrings and $500 were also taken, he told police.

The woman was there when he left, but gone when he returned, according to police reports.

 He got what he wanted, and obviously she got what she wanted….It’s a win-win situation all round! 

A friend of mine I worked in Prison with always joked about SWOP…Sex Without Partners…Think about it. Confucious had it right when he said, ” man who masturbate, only screwing himself”.