Sorry About My Absence

Things have been real freaking busy where I work at in recent weeks and by the time I get home, the only thing I felt like doing was kicking my feet up and watching a rerun of NCIS or the NASCAR race on the weekend.  Someone, after all has to pay for all this Stimulating Hope & Change that the Moonbat Messiah has promised everyone.  Someone has to keep working to pay for all of these bad mortgages that irresponsible people got themselves into and refinanced 110% of the equity in that home to buy that 72 inch plasma tv and the X-Box that will further meltdown their minds into goo and mush.

Hopefully, this week I’ll get myself back on track.  More coffee is needed!  Right now, I think I’ll kick back with a nice Turkish coffee and a pastry and contemplate this afternoons Kobalt Tools 500 from Atlanta Motor Speedway and make sure I have my Fantasy NASCAR team picks ready.

Tomorrow night begins the holiday of Purim for all you fellow Jews.  For you Goyim, Purim, like Hanukkah can be described in about 10 words….”They tried to kill us, we won, Let’s Eat!”.

Failed President Offers Future Failed President Support

Breaking News

The one President with one of the worst economic track records, the winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award for Biggest Failure as a President, Jimmy Carter gave Obama his official Oky Doky on his Spending Spree he called a “Stimulus”.

From The Associated WIth Terrorists Press:

ATLANTA (AP) — Former President Jimmy Carter has voiced support for President Barack Obama’s plan to stimulate the economy.

Carter says he has “full confidence” in Obama’s proposal and expects it will take about six months for the economy to begin improving.

Can’t you just smell the days of 21% Prime Interest rates all over again?  Before Obama get’s done with tax increases to pay for all this shit, we’ll be working for “Peanuts”.

From what I understand, Rev Jim Jones had high approval ratings right up to the very end, and like the Moonbat Messiah, he promised to nourish everybody and take care of them right up to the bitter end.

How bout a trip down memory lane………

 

Obama: Viagra For The Soul

Oy vey!  Can this Idol Worship of the Moonbat Messiah get any more creepy?

From Michelle Malkin:

“I see him like he’s my own son, and not in a funny way, either,” Dorothy Tisdale, a 73-year-old Peorian, said in reference to President Obama. She was the same woman who, after Obama’s motorcade passed her, said the experience was “better than having sex.”

Wow, talk about a stimulus package!  Ewwwwwwwwwwww

She sees him like her own son but then states that the experience was better then sex?  Is this woman a Public School Teacher or is she from Bum F*ck Eqypt located in the foothills of Arkansas in a trailer park?

This did make me think of Monica Lewinsky….My how it seems like just yesterday she was crawling around the Oral Oval Office on her knees.

I know that whenever I see or hear Barack Hussein Obama, I feel the need to shit and vomit…All at the same time!  Sex is the last thing that comes to mind when I think of the Moonbat Messiah.

It must be what’s in the koolaid!

Better then sex baby! (sarc)

Better then sex baby! (sarc)

Ironic Change: Moonbats And Their Money Are Soon Parted!

Ironic Change

Ironic Change

I really have to throw my “Two Cents” worth in on this one!  It’s just way to irresistible!

I know you all have seen the Montel Williams infomercial of him peddling those absurd coins with the image of the Obamessiah on them.  My wife thought it would be a good idea if we ordered some for my mother who’s lost her mind.  I of course refused to do so because I simply will not enable my mom’s loony behavior and adoration over the Moonbat Messiah.

Well for any of you that were dumb enough to order these coins, I’ve got some sobering news for you…..There worthless!  They are nothing more then regular American coinst with a sticker of the Obamessiah on them them!

From Dvorak.org:

So you got yourself one of those widely advertised Obama coins from Franklin Mint that’s covered in 24-carat gold and depicts the president-elect. With it came a “certificate of authenticity,” signed by the 36th director of the U.S. Mint, Jay W. Johnson. The good news: The coin, priced at $9.95, has guaranteed monetary value.

The bad: That guaranteed value is only 50 cents.

Also, although Johnson is a real person, he hasn’t been director of the U.S. Mint since 2001. And your total cost is more than double the advertised $9.95. Confusion over Obama commemorative coins — issued not only by Franklin Mint but also several other private companies — has become so widespread that the U.S. Mint has issued an alert. “These items are not official United States Mint products,” says the statement. The coins from Franklin Mint are real Kennedy half dollars upon which an image of the president-elect is superimposed. But the U.S. Mint wants you to know, in no uncertain terms, that the agency had nothing to do with the altering or marketing. Its statement continues: “Furthermore, these products, businesses and advertisements are not approved, endorsed, sponsored or authorized by the United States Mint, the Department of the Treasury or the United States government.”

What’s the IRONY in all this you ask?  A Fake Messiah elected President under Fake Credentials, that just about everything about Obama is a FAKE and the Currency bearing his image is as FAKE as he is!

Talk about getting short changed!

More from KTBS:

Her collection of presidential coins is impressive and something Tanya Thomas takes great pride in. Her latest purchase, though, has left her feelingshort-changed.

She paid The National Collectors’ Mint a pretty penny for four Barack Obama coins, But she thought $75 was a small price to pay to add the 44th president to her collection. That is until her daughter brought them home after show and tell at school.

“The whole front comes off. Its just a sticker stuck on top of a regular quarter or regular Kennedy half dollar. Its just a Barack Obama sticker stuck on top”, says Thomas.

While Thomas wasn’t familiar with the National Collectors Mint out of New York, the Better Business Bureau is.

The coin dealer has an unsatisfactory record with the BBB, because theres been a pattern of complaints and the business has not taken action to correct them.

The web-based rip off report also lists countless stories of deception. Thomas says shes called the mint nearly a dozen times herself–to no avail. Our call to the National Collectors Mint wasn’t returned, either.

As for the two-dollars worth of coins she paid big bucks for? They won’t be going in this collection–maybe just a coke machine.

In 2005, the mint was ordered by the New York State Supreme Court to pay penalties for misleading consumers about its Freedom Tower silver dollar. The company claimed the U.S. government endorsed the coin to commemorate the 9-11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.

This is nothing short of a reminder of the fact that Obama is a Two -Bit Hack and we’re really getting what they paid for.

Fools Moonbats and their Money Are Soon Parted!

Obama: Part Time President, Full Time Fraud

After an exhausting week of shoving a golden turd of a financial bailout down our throats, our Empty Headed Empty Suit of a so called leader decided over the weekend that America’s economic problems would have to take a back seat to treating first "Lady?" Michelle Obama to a Valentines night on the town in the home of corrupt politics and politicians…Good ole Chi Town.

From the New York Post:

After pushing Congress for weeks to hurry up and pass the massive $787 billion stimulus bill, President Obama promptly took off for a three-day holiday getaway.

Obama arrived at his home in Chicago on Friday, and treated wife Michelle to a Valentine’s Day dinner downtown last night. The couple was spotted leaving upscale Table Fifty-Two, which specializes in Southern cuisine, with the first lady toting what appeared to be a doggie bag.

The president plans to spend the Presidents’ Day weekend in the Windy City, and is not expected to sign the bill until Tuesday, when he travels to Denver to discuss his economic plan.

Tax dodgers in his cabinet, a completely inexperienced schmuck to direct the CIA, a lifelong dumbass as his Vice President, and epic failure on three cabinet nominees. The Messiah has established quite a track record.  What’s next? Oh I know, a trillion dollar Golden Turd and welfare give-a-way to all those who went to the voting booth with their hand out and pulled the lever for Jimmy Carter V 2.0.  This will make Jew Hater Jimmy Carter look not so bad in some ways.

Does the Moonbat Messiah believe we have all forgoten his promise to go through the budget carefully and omit the most wasteful programs?  No one even read the 1000+ page of Obama’s Golden Turd  lovingly referred to by his adoring masses as the “Stimulus Bill”.  This spending bill will create more wasteful spending and destroy our American way of life and to nothing but create a crew of cronies in debited to their Messiah and Savior. HIs admirers says he is smart but actions have done nothing more then to demonstrate his incompetence and inexperience

Am I  surprised at the two faced behavior of B Hussein Obama and the rest of the Fascist Liberals running congress? They insist we do our “Patriotic Part” and  pay more taxes while they avoid paying theirs. They insist on high standards and morals, while they swim in shit with felons and perverts. They say transparency is what government should be all about, but while we keep slurping the koolaid from the Fountain of O, they are dividing the spoils amongst themselves behind closed doors. I fear that the ignorance of the idiots that put him and his ilk in office may set this country back 50 or more years and weaken us Militarily and Financially.

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St. Barack Obama’s Church of the Moonbat

Borders Bookstore in Dallas Praises Saint Obama, patron Saint of the Liberal Moonbat  —  A friend of mine sent this picture to me which was taken at a Borders Bookstore in Dallas, TX.  He says the books were in the Kids section.  I guess Borders is helping to indoctrinate our children into the Obamanation Cult.

The Gospel According to the Obamessiah

The Gospel According to the Obamessiah

Have people really lost their minds to this extent?  All of this worship of the Obamessiah is reminding me Jonestown.  It’s fucking creepy as hell.

Since this schmuck came on the scene, I will not touch a drop of Koolaid ever again.

Behold your savior?  Jeezus H Christ, wake me up in four years when this is over!

It’s A Miracle! All Praises To The Moonbat Messiah

The Pope of Washington D.C.....The Messiah!

The Pope of Washington D.C.....The Messiah!

Can I get an AMEN brotha?

It’s simply a miracle, a miracle I tell ya…The Moonbat Messiah Barack Hussein Obama speaks and a burger flipper at McDonalds gets a job as a left wing journalist/baseball announcer, and an old lady who fell victim to the Democrats Mortgage scam and was forclosed on her home, receives a new house.  Obama clearly is more powerful then, well ……Muhammad?  LoL

‘Thank you, Lord Jesus!’ Excited young man lands job — for a day — after asking Obama a question

Turning Water into wine(Thuderbird), healing the sick (unless your old and already used your rations),  and walking across water (I’m sure Obama is the miracle on the Hudson and not that pilot guy who flew a fighter jet…how unLiberal)  are sure to happen next.

I listened to that 19 yr old kid on tv this morning when the Leftards at ABC GMA were fussing over him.  Personally, I thought he sounded like an idiot and couldn’t answer a question without sounding like a love struck teenager over his Miraculous Moment with the Obamessiah.

It’s easy to see that the ones who voted for the most inept, inexperienced, incompetent (Sorry Jimmy) President in history were clearly voting with their hands out and their heads up their asses.

Are you feeling stimulated?  Me?  I feel I’ve been screwed without the courtesy of lube, a kiss or even a reacharound!  I’m girding my loins!

My prediction….Epic Fail!

H/T Michelle Malkin

Only 2 Days Till The Second Cumming Of The Moonbat Messiah

Are we all feeling quite hopeychangey yet?  Me?  Not so much.

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I guess the Obama train rolled into DC after his self indulgent ego trip down Abraham Lincoln’s memory lane today for his Coronation to take place on Tuesday, Jan 20th, 2009 when America takes the leap into Marxism.

From

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For hours, President-elect Barack Obama was cheered madly and applauded wildly by the tens of thousands of Americans who lined railroad tracks from Philadelphia to Washington, D.C. to watch his inaugural train roll by. But when the Obama Express finally hit the nation’s capital, the reception was subdued.

On Sunday, millions of Washington residents and people who have gathered in the capitol for the historic inauguration are expected to gather on the mall. Obama is expected to address them from the Lincoln Memorial about 2 p.m.

His appearance will be followed by a star-studded performance and concert. Actors Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington and Queen Latifah and others will do dramatic readings, and musicians, including Mary J. Blige, Beyonce, Stevie Wonder, Bono, Bruce Springsteen, Herbie Hancock and Garth Brooks will perform.

Over the weekend, a large concentration of Moonbats will be converging on Washington from all 57 states to witness the Coronation of their Messiah who has ascended from the heavens and will walk on water to raise the dead and to cool the planet.

I heard rumors that there is a shortage of porta potties for the monumental event in which if you think about it, the estimates are that 4 million people (libs) will be attending and only 5ooo porta potties are available for all the shit that is likely to flow like wine that day, Liberals being so full of shit and all.  I can’t wait to see the disgusting mess the moonbats leave in their wake.  I’m sure they’ll still blame Bush.

The Moonbat Messiah Cummeth Upon You

The Moonbat Messiah Cummeth Upon You

I’m gonna need more popcorn and diet coke for this fiasco!

Global Warming Alert: August frost hits Minnesota and Wisconsin

Somebody call Al Gore about this….

From JS Online News Watch:

Here’s some news you probably hoped you wouldn’t hear for another four months.

The National Weather Service says areas of northeast Minnesota and northwest Wisconsin could see patchy frost this weekend. That’s right, patchy frost in August.

The weather agency says clear skies could allow temperatures to dip into the low to mid-30s late tonight into early Monday.

Meteorologist Roman Berdes says an unusual cold-air mass from Canada will bring lower temperatures, but warmer air from the central Midwest should replace it by Monday.

Berdes says these temperatures are uncommon but not unheard of. He says those areas saw temperatures in the 20s at this point in 2004.

In the Milwaukee area, today’s forecast calls for a high of 75 today and a low tonight of 54.

Can we finally put this hoax to bed?

Loser Ticket Confirmed Obama Picks Moonbat As Running Mate: Sen. Joe Biden

Senator Hillary Clinton must be smiling from ear to ear this morning after hearing that her nemesis, Democratic Messiah Barack Hussein Obama picked Senator Joe Biden as his running mate for the 2008 Presidential Election, Biden being the south end of this Denver bound Jackass.

Breaking: Obama selects Joe Biden as his VP running mate

So the recent events in Georgia involving Russian troops sent shock waves all the way down Chicago’s Michigan Avenue to Obama headquarters. He decided to call in one of the Senate’s top foreign policy experts to counter another of the Senate’s top foreign policy experts.

Sen. Barack Obama, the Democrats’ about-to-be presidential nominee, has chosen a fellow senator, Joe Biden of Delaware, as his about-to-be running mate for the Nov. 4 general election.

Two high-ranking Democratic Party officials have confirmed the choice of the veteran to The Times. Republican reaction is included at the end of this item.

The official announcement should come shortly, as promised, in an e-mail and text message dispatched to hundreds of thousands of Obama supporters around the world.

I’m assuming that McCain is as pleased as the Clintons over Obamessiah’s choice leaving her open for a run against President John McCain in 2012 after Biden & Obama blow it this November.  I wonder if Obama tested Biden’s tires to see if they were properly inflated and that led to his ultimate decision?

I admit, I was hoping and praying all week that the Chosen One would choose someone that’s an even bigger leftist moonbat then himself….Who says Hashem does’nt answer prayers?  I’m probably happier then Billary Clinton this morning at this decision!  Woo Hoo!

Even Joe Biden has stated in the past that Obama was not ready to be President.